FabSwingers.com forum: Naked Grass cutting

By *rbugfat OP Man
over a year ago

Harlow

I have been asked by some of my customers if I would cut their grass naked. Of course I am happy to oblige and they are all willing to rub in my suncream, but why is it I feel like I am being watched by their husbands as well? Not that I mind at all, alls fair n that. Only question is do I ask them to also be naked as it seems only fair and would add to the experience, also some have asked if their friends can come and watch as well but they don’t want their grass cut and I’m missing out on extra business.

What are your thoughts people, any suggestions ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have been asked by some of my customers if I would cut their grass naked. Of course I am happy to oblige and they are all willing to rub in my suncream, but why is it I feel like I am being watched by their husbands as well? Not that I mind at all, alls fair n that. Only question is do I ask them to also be naked as it seems only fair and would add to the experience, also some have asked if their friends can come and watch as well but they don’t want their grass cut and I’m missing out on extra business.

What are your thoughts people, any suggestions ?"

Blame the diet adverts

I think that's fair, if you are naked anyone else watching should be naked. Are you charging extra due to the extra health and safety risks?

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Will you be able to wear shoes? Toes and lawnmowers really don't mix.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm curious as to what sort of conversations you have with your customers that they feel comfortable enough to ask you in the first place?

Lou

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By *anilla-sinCouple
over a year ago

lancs

"I'm curious as to what sort of conversations you have with your customers that they feel comfortable enough to ask you in the first place?

Lou "

imaginary ones

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By *rchitectMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Beware of stones flying up.

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By *ickdasterdly51Man
over a year ago

Lingfield

I think you should do it then put some pics of you and your audience onto your profile so we can get a better idea of how successful it is. I'll look forward to seeing them.....

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By *apidaryMan
over a year ago

Chipping Norton

"Will you be able to wear shoes? Toes and lawnmowers really don't mix."

Or they mix rather too well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have 2 gardeners. I'd definitely like to see one of them naked. Maybe I should ask

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I have 2 gardeners. I'd definitely like to see one of them naked. Maybe I should ask

Might have to bribe them with a diet Cok3... or your tits

LvM

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

I think wearing some boots would be a smart idea... and be prepared to get pelted with some projectiles from underneath the mower.

Though if their lawn is pristine to begin with, you've much less to worry about.

Make sure they pick up their dogs shit

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
over a year ago

newport

I’m a gardener never bee asked to cut the grass naked before, but did get to fuck one of my customers on a regular basis

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By *ohnboy64Man
over a year ago

Blackpool

"Will you be able to wear shoes? Toes and lawnmowers really don't mix."

I always wear Jesus sandals and navy blue socks, pulled right up to just under the knee when I'm mowing naked. Only having 7 toes left is neither here nor there.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

I'd charge extra for the friends. You're not a garden hoe

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"Will you be able to wear shoes? Toes and lawnmowers really don't mix.

I always wear Jesus sandals and navy blue socks, pulled right up to just under the knee when I'm mowing naked. Only having 7 toes left is neither here nor there."

Do the socks always have to be navy blue?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

What are your thoughts people, any suggestions ?"

Look out for wasps.

And ground bees.

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By *ohnboy64Man
over a year ago

Blackpool

"Will you be able to wear shoes? Toes and lawnmowers really don't mix.

I always wear Jesus sandals and navy blue socks, pulled right up to just under the knee when I'm mowing naked. Only having 7 toes left is neither here nor there.

Do the socks always have to be navy blue?"

Of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asian Hornet sting right on the end of the dinger. Imagine.

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