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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wasn't still on here, what else could I be doing?

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

...I had a hammer

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By *ohnboy64Man
over a year ago

Blackpool

"I wasn't still on here, what else could I be doing? "

Something productive??

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"...I had a hammer"

What would you make?

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

If you can keep your head when all about you

Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

..if God is infinite, and the universe is also infinite... would you like a toasted teacake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"..if God is infinite, and the universe is also infinite... would you like a toasted teacake? "

Talky toaster left Fab last week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God was one of us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonko wasn't wonko where would the forum be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wonko wasn't wonko where would the forum be? "

much more boring

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

If I'd shot you when I wanted to to, I'd have been out by now (country song)

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"...I had a hammer"

Now there old song

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

I ruled the world!

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"..if God is infinite, and the universe is also infinite... would you like a toasted teacake? "

I do like a toasted teacake.had one with cranberries in it last week

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"If you can keep your head when all about you

Are losing theirs and blaming it on you, "

Favorite poem

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Wonko wasn't wonko where would the forum be? "

A wonkoless forum

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"If I'd shot you when I wanted to to, I'd have been out by now (country song)"

Now there a song for you .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If … only there were less messers there’d be much more fun

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I ruled the world!"

You dont look anything like harry seacome

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"God was one of us"

Perhaps a stranger on the bus trying to find his way home

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

If goose is the singular of geese why isn't shoop the singular of sheep

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By *luefunMan
over a year ago

Bromsgrove

If only I knew!

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"If goose is the singular of geese why isn't shoop the singular of sheep

Who told you that it wasn't

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"If only I knew!"

But if only you know what's fun I that

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By *eartsmanMan
over a year ago

southeast , midlands, southern France

"...I had a hammer"

Id hammer in the morning

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

"If goose is the singular of geese why isn't shoop the singular of sheep

Who told you that it wasn't "

What! Really! Can I use the word in Scrabble

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"If … only there were less messers there’d be much more fun

But would there

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"If goose is the singular of geese why isn't shoop the singular of sheep

Who told you that it wasn't

What! Really! Can I use the word in Scrabble

Of course you can use it in scrabble bound to be word somewhere in the world.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"If goose is the singular of geese why isn't shoop the singular of sheep

Who told you that it wasn't

What! Really! Can I use the word in Scrabble

Youve heared of shoop shoop song by Cher.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"...I had a hammer

Id hammer in the morning

Don't tell me all over the land

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By *im RoyleCouple
over a year ago

chester

"?"
I was a rich man….

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Rudyard Kipling

No didn't bake cakes but wrote exceedingly good poems..if being the classic.

And stories

As in the jungle book

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Rudyard Kipling

No didn't bake cakes but wrote exceedingly good poems..if being the classic.

And stories

As in the jungle book"

How do you know he never baked a cake

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"? I was a rich man…."

Yada yada yada ya

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Maybe he did

And left it out in the rain

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Maybe he did

And left it out in the rain"

And never found the recipe again

Oh no maybe that why he wrote books

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Or is the recipe hidden within his books

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

You’ll be a man, my son

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Or is the recipe hidden within his books"

Turn out he did have number of recipes in his books

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Is that a norfolkian chat up line

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

"Or is the recipe hidden within his books

Turn out he did have number of recipes in his books "

Recipes for what

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By *im RoyleCouple
over a year ago

chester

"? I was a rich man….

Yada yada yada ya"

All day long I’d …..

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Or is the recipe hidden within his books

Turn out he did have number of recipes in his books

Recipes for what"

In his book he discribed the great trunk rd and as he traversed the rood he pick up age old recipe and hone them into fine dineing creations .

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"? I was a rich man….

Yada yada yada ya

All day long I’d ….."

I'm sure you would but its late now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you can keep your head when all about you

Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;

If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,

But make allowance for their doubting too;

If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,

Or, being lied about, don’t deal in lies,

Or, being hated, don’t give way to hating,

And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise;

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By *im RoyleCouple
over a year ago

chester

"If you can keep your head when all about you

Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;

If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,

But make allowance for their doubting too;

If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,

Or, being lied about, don’t deal in lies,

Or, being hated, don’t give way to hating,

And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise;"

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By *im RoyleCouple
over a year ago

chester

"If you can keep your head when all about you

Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;

If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,

But make allowance for their doubting too;

If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,

Or, being lied about, don’t deal in lies,

Or, being hated, don’t give way to hating,

And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise;"

If my grandmother had a wheel she would be a bicycle ….paraphrasing another genius

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

"I ruled the world!

You dont look anything like harry seacome"

I'm more Bernard Manning

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"If you can keep your head when all about you

Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,

Favorite poem"

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I was a soldier

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By *unx2019Couple
over a year ago

Moray

If a picture paints a thousand words, why can't I paint you??

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I ruled the world!

You dont look anything like harry seacome

I'm more Bernard Manning

May I suggest you go to specsavers

You look nothing like him either.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"If you can keep your head when all about you

Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;

If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,

But make allowance for their doubting too;

If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,

Or, being lied about, don’t deal in lies,

Or, being hated, don’t give way to hating,

And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise;

If my grandmother had a wheel she would be a bicycle ….paraphrasing another genius "

Surely she be a uni cycle

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I was a soldier "

If you were a solder I'd lay down

My arms and surender

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"If a picture paints a thousand words, why can't I paint you??"

Perhaps you've run out of paint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I were a swan, I'd be gone

If I were a train, I'd be late again

If I were a good man

I'd talk with you more often than I do

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"If I were a swan, I'd be gone

If I were a train, I'd be late again

If I were a good man

I'd talk with you more often than I do"

Well glad you spare the time from your custard. Chucking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty crap movie imho

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Pretty crap movie imho

Indeed it was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now singing:

If I were a boy, even just for a day. I'd roll outta bed in the mornin'. And throw on what I wanted, then go. Drink beer with the guys. And chase after girls.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

If the word 'naive' really is the only word to appear in the Oxford Dictionary but not the Cambridge one then that is truly amazing.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Now singing:

If I were a boy, even just for a day. I'd roll outta bed in the mornin'. And throw on what I wanted, then go. Drink beer with the guys. And chase after girls.

Hope you get your wish.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"If the word 'naive' really is the only word to appear in the Oxford Dictionary but not the Cambridge one then that is truly amazing."

Food for thought

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over a year ago

"Now singing:

If I were a boy, even just for a day. I'd roll outta bed in the mornin'. And throw on what I wanted, then go. Drink beer with the guys. And chase after girls.

Hope you get your wish."

I wouldn't make a very good male

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Now singing:

If I were a boy, even just for a day. I'd roll outta bed in the mornin'. And throw on what I wanted, then go. Drink beer with the guys. And chase after girls.

Hope you get your wish.

I wouldn't make a very good male

Glad to hear it like you just as you are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you can keep your head when all about you

Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;

If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,

But make allowance for their doubting too;

If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,

Or, being lied about, don’t deal in lies,

Or, being hated, don’t give way to hating,

And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise;"

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,

Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch,

If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,

If all men count with you, but none too much;

If you can fill the unforgiving minute

With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,

Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

I was smarter I'd follow my instincts more.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"If you can keep your head when all about you

Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;

If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,

But make allowance for their doubting too;

If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,

Or, being lied about, don’t deal in lies,

Or, being hated, don’t give way to hating,

And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise;

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,

Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch,

If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,

If all men count with you, but none too much;

If you can fill the unforgiving minute

With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,

Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it, "

If only

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