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Unicorn…What do they mean?

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By *dmundwilson OP   Man
over a year ago

Llandudno

Please advise!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They dont exist, only in legend, and I would be surprised if you find one on Fab as they are "a beast with a single large, pointed, spiraling horn projecting from its forehead" (oh, er, someone is doing pegging in a new way!)

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Narwhal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Narwhal "

Excellent, last seen on London Bridge in 2019 - so they do exist!

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"They dont exist, only in legend, and I would be surprised if you find one on Fab as they are "a beast with a single large, pointed, spiraling horn projecting from its forehead" (oh, er, someone is doing pegging in a new way!)"

I wear my strapon on my head sometimes, don’t judge me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They dont exist, only in legend, and I would be surprised if you find one on Fab as they are "a beast with a single large, pointed, spiraling horn projecting from its forehead" (oh, er, someone is doing pegging in a new way!)

I wear my strapon on my head sometimes, don’t judge me "

Seriously wouldn't surprise me lol

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Unicorns are rarer than hens teeth

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

It’s a euphemism for when a bloke puts a tie around his head and pretends to be Rambo.

The mr

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"They dont exist, only in legend, and I would be surprised if you find one on Fab as they are "a beast with a single large, pointed, spiraling horn projecting from its forehead" (oh, er, someone is doing pegging in a new way!)

I wear my strapon on my head sometimes, don’t judge me

Seriously wouldn't surprise me lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They dont exist, only in legend, and I would be surprised if you find one on Fab as they are "a beast with a single large, pointed, spiraling horn projecting from its forehead" (oh, er, someone is doing pegging in a new way!)

I wear my strapon on my head sometimes, don’t judge me "

Photo - or it didn't happen!

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge


"Please advise!"

A woman who will meet with couples singles etc and have sex with both parties in a couple without having a partner with her.

Also does the ironing and even some small building repairs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They dont exist, only in legend, and I would be surprised if you find one on Fab as they are "a beast with a single large, pointed, spiraling horn projecting from its forehead" (oh, er, someone is doing pegging in a new way!)

I wear my strapon on my head sometimes, don’t judge me

Photo - or it didn't happen!"

Had to go through your photos (just in case youd already got one). The sunburn looks bad (lobster, not narwhal) and loved the last photo on page 2 (glorious colours on that outfit - vibrant).

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By *dmundwilson OP   Man
over a year ago

Llandudno

Thanks for that.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen


"It’s a euphemism for when a bloke puts a tie around his head and pretends to be Rambo.

The mr "

Overtaken now by the guy who sticks an undersized conical shiny party hat on his head and slides it forward to the forehead. Unfortunately not rarer than rocking horse shit. Usually the genesis of shit jokes at any party.

Usually looks and acts like Colin Hunt from the Fast Show.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s a euphemism for when a bloke puts a tie around his head and pretends to be Rambo.

The mr

Overtaken now by the guy who sticks an undersized conical shiny party hat on his head and slides it forward to the forehead. Unfortunately not rarer than rocking horse shit. Usually the genesis of shit jokes at any party.

Usually looks and acts like Colin Hunt from the Fast Show.

"

This is a very educative thread, I am taking notes. Shall update Urban Dictionary and Wikipedia later!

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea


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Also does the ironing and even some small building repairs. "

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"Please advise!

A woman who will meet with couples singles etc and have sex with both parties in a couple without having a partner with her.

Also does the ironing and even some small building repairs. "

Now you're really asking the impossible.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen


"Please advise!

A woman who will meet with couples singles etc and have sex with both parties in a couple without having a partner with her.

Also does the ironing and even some small building repairs.

Now you're really asking the impossible."

**Warning Warning -Stereotype Alert**

I like to iron and pretty good at it!

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Every time I saw couples post ‘looking for a Unicorn’ thought they where looking for a ‘Whale’ haha

Only real life unicorn I know is a Narwhal. (Also known as the Unicorn of the sea). A medium sized whale with a large pointy task the lives in the Arctic google it

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By *r and Mrs Double spiceCouple
over a year ago

somewhere around midlands

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"It’s a euphemism for when a bloke puts a tie around his head and pretends to be Rambo.

The mr

Overtaken now by the guy who sticks an undersized conical shiny party hat on his head and slides it forward to the forehead. Unfortunately not rarer than rocking horse shit. Usually the genesis of shit jokes at any party.

Usually looks and acts like Colin Hunt from the Fast Show.

"

Oh yeah I forgot about these guys.

Ignore me O.P this guys on to a winner.

By the sound of it do as he says and you’ll do well

The mr

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

It depends what they say, really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish my next door neighbor was a unicorn....and not a dragon

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