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By *uperS77 OP   Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

So what are your next door neighbours like? Kind generous considerate scruffy unkept naughty and sexy serial killer material with a new patio?

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By *ilth N KinkCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Well ours all seem nice,

Probably fed up with hearing me moaning though as I’m not a quiet one.

Kink (f)

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

One leaves cake on the doorstep so I can't complain

Mrs

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

One is a supply teacher at my son’s school, which makes swearing at the kids a bit awkward.

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

No idea about the current lot. Never seen or even heard them.

The people directly opposite, though... can't wait for them to move out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No idea, I don’t speak to either of them.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Seem OK x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Either side are fabulous. Across the road are fabulous. Over the back? Selfish noisy cunts.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

The lady to the left has lived there all the time we have, she is lovely, her and her son.

To the right is the middle aged chavs, love a party. Play loud music...Passive aggressive arseholes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Older lady one side who's husband of 55 yrs died this year, she is very sweet.

New young couple the other side who moved in last week, so dont know much about them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To the left and opposite are brilliant, to the right are total shite bags

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

One side is ok, talks when he wants to, overshares then avoids you. His wife avoids us completely.

The other side are awful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alcoholics, and 1 of them really can not sing!

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Quite reserved and boring people haha

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Alcoholics, and 1 of them really can not sing!"

yep!

The last two places we've lived we've had people with alcohol problems next door. Luckily for us this time it's only one side

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

My neighbours change frequently.

Some are much better than others.

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

I sort of have 5 sets of direct neighbours, the one that moved in in the adjacent terrace is lovely. Most of the others I don't know that well except for the guy that burnt down my fence and then used my pond to put out the fire including trashing the liner. Not exactly the best start which went downhill to the point that he was eventually in prision for illeagal money lending and then extorting repayment with threats of violence (not involving me I should add) and periodically breaks in to my garden to vandalise plants he doesn't like growing up my side of the wall that now divides the property. Strangely I don't like this guy.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"I sort of have 5 sets of direct neighbours, the one that moved in in the adjacent terrace is lovely. Most of the others I don't know that well except for the guy that burnt down my fence and then used my pond to put out the fire including trashing the liner. Not exactly the best start which went downhill to the point that he was eventually in prision for illeagal money lending and then extorting repayment with threats of violence (not involving me I should add) and periodically breaks in to my garden to vandalise plants he doesn't like growing up my side of the wall that now divides the property. Strangely I don't like this guy."

Blimey! He sounds like a right charmer.

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport


"I sort of have 5 sets of direct neighbours, the one that moved in in the adjacent terrace is lovely. Most of the others I don't know that well except for the guy that burnt down my fence and then used my pond to put out the fire including trashing the liner. Not exactly the best start which went downhill to the point that he was eventually in prision for illeagal money lending and then extorting repayment with threats of violence (not involving me I should add) and periodically breaks in to my garden to vandalise plants he doesn't like growing up my side of the wall that now divides the property. Strangely I don't like this guy.

Blimey! He sounds like a right charmer. "

To be fair I expected a whole load of harrasment from him when I started publicly presenting female but, so far at least, he has kept his opinions out of my earshot.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"I sort of have 5 sets of direct neighbours, the one that moved in in the adjacent terrace is lovely. Most of the others I don't know that well except for the guy that burnt down my fence and then used my pond to put out the fire including trashing the liner. Not exactly the best start which went downhill to the point that he was eventually in prision for illeagal money lending and then extorting repayment with threats of violence (not involving me I should add) and periodically breaks in to my garden to vandalise plants he doesn't like growing up my side of the wall that now divides the property. Strangely I don't like this guy.

Blimey! He sounds like a right charmer.

To be fair I expected a whole load of harrasment from him when I started publicly presenting female but, so far at least, he has kept his opinions out of my earshot."

Sometimes the people you least expect to be accepting, are. It's a funny old world

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Generally very good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To the left is a chav female mid 30s who I would fuck all over even though she always looks knackered looking after her autistic kids.

Other side a classy milf mid 40s spoke to her a few times she’s seems very friendly but don’t see enough of her and I think she’s a bit of a god squadder

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Direct neighbour is a gent, I’d a crush on his partner as she stayed there when I was younger but the kinda lad to bring your bin to you gate and a friendly wave when you see them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alcoholics, and 1 of them really can not sing!"

Stefan Dennis?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what are your next door neighbours like? Kind generous considerate scruffy unkept naughty and sexy serial killer material with a new patio? "

Really nice but hearing them have sex is so horny

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

I have awesome neighbours, I always have. This is my sixth home since leaving home and getting married, I have had brilliant relationships with neighbours at each house

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Both Polite,well spoken and kind, but one is sexy

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"So what are your next door neighbours like? Kind generous considerate scruffy unkept naughty and sexy serial killer material with a new patio? "

Older people. On one side, she's a sour type that doesn't speak or say hello or acknowledge anyone's existence but she's otherwise harmless. Other side an old guy with a penchant for cars but not really able to tinker. He has cars overspilling his land and sometimes sticks out over our drive. Fortunately I can still manoeuvre my old banger into place.

It's weird. We're the youngest people and only family with kids but are the only car owners with just one car!

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Elderly lady on one side and you start planning your escape strategy when she sees you as she can talk without coming up for air. The guy on the other side is sound and good craic.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

One side young hard working couple.

Otherside piss head druxxie who's never done a day's work in his life 55 lives with his mum and spend the entire day shouting at each other calling one another cunts and the like.

Oxygen thieves

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Next door one way are fine, only know one of them (not sure whether she lives alone, come to think of it!), with two yorkies that yap constantly when she takes them for a walk. She's retired and goes to the residents coffee mornings but otherwise keeps to herself (which is how I like it).

Next door the other way is fab, she's in her late 70s and you rarely see her without a full face of makeup, big 1980s blow-wave and a fair few drinks inside her. I love her! She's constantly inviting me in for a drink but I'm not sure my liver could take it. She leads an amazing life and I'd love to be her when I grow up.

Finally kitty-corner are a lovely couple in their 90s, the wife is a tiny little bird-like woman with a weekly wash and set that wouldn't dare to move in between hairdresser visits, husband wears the highest-waisted trousers you ever did see. This floor smells of roast dinners every Sunday and I'm guessing they're the ones cooking it.

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By *azza72Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Sexy mum next door, definitely not serial killer material…. I mean, what are the chances of two of those living next door to each other???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never ever bothered with neighbours beyond ‘hi how’re you’ anywhere I’ve lived

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