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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

"Summer is making me SO horny"

"Woke up with the horn"

"If I don't get laid soon I will explode"

Ladies, please tell me about you and the horn? What words and phrases do you use because quite frankly I don't see any threads along these lines from any of you. And I KNOW you feel it too.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Um. Usually I just ask the people I want to fix it if I can please ch0ke on their dick rather than do a general broadcast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too hot

Wringing wet

Sweaty

Sexual pleasure will make me

The heat is now my sexual pleasure..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Um. Usually I just ask the people I want to fix it if I can please ch0ke on their dick rather than do a general broadcast "

You won't believe this, but I think you're one of those aforementioned exceptions.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Too hot

Wringing wet

Sweaty

Sexual pleasure will make me

The heat is now my sexual pleasure.. "

Sexual pleasure will make you...?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I just usually tell the Mr I want his cock, that tends to do the job.

Mrs

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth

In fairness our current status does state that I was horny this morning I wouldn't make a thread about it because it would attract men miles away, which is pointless

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just usually tell the Mr I want his cock, that tends to do the job.

Mrs "

I can imagine it would. Sorry, so no public broadcasting about that?

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

Randy, I call it.

And it strikes sometimes when I least expect it, and often when I can't do anything about it.

It also illudes me at times.

Being turned on is more than a quick fumble for me these days, foreplay is much more than a physical thing.

I need to be in the mood, and I need the other person to have been interested in ME as a whole person enough not to be just another quick shag to them.

Its complicated.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"You won't believe this, but I think you're one of those aforementioned exceptions. "

Oh. I'm the oddball again? Oh well

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In fairness our current status does state that I was horny this morning I wouldn't make a thread about it because it would attract men miles away, which is pointless"

But didn't the status attract men? Perhaps I am underestimating the popularity of the word, do you think?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You won't believe this, but I think you're one of those aforementioned exceptions.

Oh. I'm the oddball again? Oh well "

Absolutely sure you're not the only one. Well - possibly the only cock-choking PUBLIC aficionado. Cos plenty of us are quietly with you

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By *iss DevilWoman
over a year ago

Bedford

Any statuses mentioning the world "horny" or "need my balls draining" or, worst of them all, "HandH" make me totally cringe! And seeing those regularly on my local updates are the easiest way for people to be blocked.

If I feel horny, I don't advertise it- I'd either grab my toy for a few minutes fun, grab my partner if he's around or arrange a meet with one of my FWBs.

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By *lasphemousGirlWoman
over a year ago

Cambs

It's constant right!! So glad it's not just me clenching my thighs in this weather ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Randy, I call it.

And it strikes sometimes when I least expect it, and often when I can't do anything about it.

It also illudes me at times.

Being turned on is more than a quick fumble for me these days, foreplay is much more than a physical thing.

I need to be in the mood, and I need the other person to have been interested in ME as a whole person enough not to be just another quick shag to them.

Its complicated."

Ooh I haven't seen the word Randy in forever!

I am SO with you on being turned on being more than a quick fumble! Especially when they do dry fingering. It leaves me cold. Urgh. I need more. That's why I didn't meet for 6 months. But now I'm...randy.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


""Summer is making me SO horny"

"Woke up with the horn"

"If I don't get laid soon I will explode"

Ladies, please tell me about you and the horn? What words and phrases do you use because quite frankly I don't see any threads along these lines from any of you. And I KNOW you feel it too.

"

I just think it demonstrates the differences between Mars and Venus….

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any statuses mentioning the world "horny" or "need my balls draining" or, worst of them all, "HandH" make me totally cringe! And seeing those regularly on my local updates are the easiest way for people to be blocked.

If I feel horny, I don't advertise it- I'd either grab my toy for a few minutes fun, grab my partner if he's around or arrange a meet with one of my FWBs. "

HandH? I'm mystified by that one. I fail to see how draining a strangers balls is enticing.

I don't have a toy/ partner/FWB

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By *ubyMoonWoman
over a year ago

Newport, Isle of Wight

i know this is a little off topic but. summer makes you *more* horny? personally i'm the opposite, i can't bear the thought of getting laid when i'm this sweaty already

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By *iss DevilWoman
over a year ago

Bedford


"Any statuses mentioning the world "horny" or "need my balls draining" or, worst of them all, "HandH" make me totally cringe! And seeing those regularly on my local updates are the easiest way for people to be blocked.

If I feel horny, I don't advertise it- I'd either grab my toy for a few minutes fun, grab my partner if he's around or arrange a meet with one of my FWBs.

HandH? I'm mystified by that one. I fail to see how draining a strangers balls is enticing.

I don't have a toy/ partner/FWB "

The HandH mystifies me, too- it usually indicates someone has used some products to make themselves high and now they are horny, too. In the current heatwave, though, it may mean hot and horny, possibly.

And I am with you there, regarding draining stranger's balls.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's constant right!! So glad it's not just me clenching my thighs in this weather ha ha "

The hot weather doesn't make me more "needy", it's just kinda constant really!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i know this is a little off topic but. summer makes you *more* horny? personally i'm the opposite, i can't bear the thought of getting laid when i'm this sweaty already "

Im ok if there's a fan directly pointed at us

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman
over a year ago

lancashire

I've always got the Horn...it ain't weather predictable...what I really want is that explosive sexual chemistry...now that is addictive, very addictive and when I get it I want more and more of it with that particular person...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any statuses mentioning the world "horny" or "need my balls draining" or, worst of them all, "HandH" make me totally cringe! And seeing those regularly on my local updates are the easiest way for people to be blocked.

If I feel horny, I don't advertise it- I'd either grab my toy for a few minutes fun, grab my partner if he's around or arrange a meet with one of my FWBs.

HandH? I'm mystified by that one. I fail to see how draining a strangers balls is enticing.

I don't have a toy/ partner/FWB

The HandH mystifies me, too- it usually indicates someone has used some products to make themselves high and now they are horny, too. In the current heatwave, though, it may mean hot and horny, possibly.

And I am with you there, regarding draining stranger's balls.

"

Worse than I thought! Local updates make me drier than the Sahara.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Sadly I rarely feel the horn. And if I do, I can guarantee it’s about 3.10pm on a Wednesday, the kids are at home & T at work

J x

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth


"In fairness our current status does state that I was horny this morning I wouldn't make a thread about it because it would attract men miles away, which is pointless

But didn't the status attract men? Perhaps I am underestimating the popularity of the word, do you think? "

It actually didn't which was surprising! I think guys in general might be quicker to broadcast it when they're in the mood, maybe why it seems a more popular word with them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sadly I rarely feel the horn. And if I do, I can guarantee it’s about 3.10pm on a Wednesday, the kids are at home & T at work

J x"

I'm sorry. Are hormones at play?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In fairness our current status does state that I was horny this morning I wouldn't make a thread about it because it would attract men miles away, which is pointless

But didn't the status attract men? Perhaps I am underestimating the popularity of the word, do you think?

It actually didn't which was surprising! I think guys in general might be quicker to broadcast it when they're in the mood, maybe why it seems a more popular word with them"

They're very quick to broadcast! I'm saying it here, but no way would I put it on my status.

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By *onny boy cMan
over a year ago

chorlton

So do us men been so horny today

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In fairness our current status does state that I was horny this morning I wouldn't make a thread about it because it would attract men miles away, which is pointless

But didn't the status attract men? Perhaps I am underestimating the popularity of the word, do you think?

It actually didn't which was surprising! I think guys in general might be quicker to broadcast it when they're in the mood, maybe why it seems a more popular word with them

They're very quick to broadcast! I'm saying it here, but no way would I put it on my status. "

Sorry that sounded rude! As a single woman I would get quite different messages I think. Ones I don't want.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So do us men been so horny today "

We know. Cos men never stop mentioning it!!

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By *onny boy cMan
over a year ago

chorlton


"So do us men been so horny today

We know. Cos men never stop mentioning it!!"

Haha I know we are hard work lol

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Sadly I rarely feel the horn. And if I do, I can guarantee it’s about 3.10pm on a Wednesday, the kids are at home & T at work

J x

I'm sorry. Are hormones at play? "

Sadly yes, but T is amazing & so understanding xx Hoping a couple of nights alone will help

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Nope. Don't feel it at all, especially in this weather. Give me a g and t or a cold beer and i'm happy. Unless someone really piques my interest.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So do us men been so horny today

We know. Cos men never stop mentioning it!!

Haha I know we are hard work lol"

It's a wee bit relentless

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sadly I rarely feel the horn. And if I do, I can guarantee it’s about 3.10pm on a Wednesday, the kids are at home & T at work

J x

I'm sorry. Are hormones at play?

Sadly yes, but T is amazing & so understanding xx Hoping a couple of nights alone will help "

Having an understanding partner is the most important thing!

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth


"In fairness our current status does state that I was horny this morning I wouldn't make a thread about it because it would attract men miles away, which is pointless

But didn't the status attract men? Perhaps I am underestimating the popularity of the word, do you think?

It actually didn't which was surprising! I think guys in general might be quicker to broadcast it when they're in the mood, maybe why it seems a more popular word with them

They're very quick to broadcast! I'm saying it here, but no way would I put it on my status.

Sorry that sounded rude! As a single woman I would get quite different messages I think. Ones I don't want. "

Haha no I understand what you mean!! It was nothing short of a miracle that our inbox stayed relatively calm this morning x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In fairness our current status does state that I was horny this morning I wouldn't make a thread about it because it would attract men miles away, which is pointless

But didn't the status attract men? Perhaps I am underestimating the popularity of the word, do you think?

It actually didn't which was surprising! I think guys in general might be quicker to broadcast it when they're in the mood, maybe why it seems a more popular word with them

They're very quick to broadcast! I'm saying it here, but no way would I put it on my status.

Sorry that sounded rude! As a single woman I would get quite different messages I think. Ones I don't want.

Haha no I understand what you mean!! It was nothing short of a miracle that our inbox stayed relatively calm this morning x"

They must have been sleeping in

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I usually just say I'm in the mood, don't think I'd ever risk announcing it on my status though

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By *s Lola Wand - SocketWoman
over a year ago

leicester


""Summer is making me SO horny"

"Woke up with the horn"

"If I don't get laid soon I will explode"

Ladies, please tell me about you and the horn? What words and phrases do you use because quite frankly I don't see any threads along these lines from any of you. And I KNOW you feel it too.

"

I’d say and feel a deep , deep ache . It’s like a pain that’s not exactly painful but it’s there in my body and my mind . I hate it and love it equally . Solo Ladygasms don’t help in any way . I’m doomed ! I’m doomed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I usually just say I'm in the mood, don't think I'd ever risk announcing it on my status though "

Sounds like a challenge

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""Summer is making me SO horny"

"Woke up with the horn"

"If I don't get laid soon I will explode"

Ladies, please tell me about you and the horn? What words and phrases do you use because quite frankly I don't see any threads along these lines from any of you. And I KNOW you feel it too.

I’d say and feel a deep , deep ache . It’s like a pain that’s not exactly painful but it’s there in my body and my mind . I hate it and love it equally . Solo Ladygasms don’t help in any way . I’m doomed ! I’m doomed "

Oh yeah, I kinda hate it too. And I have excellent orgasms but ... it's the intimacy that's needed isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too hot

Wringing wet

Sweaty

Sexual pleasure will make me

The heat is now my sexual pleasure.. "

All the above op

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Too hot

Wringing wet

Sweaty

Sexual pleasure will make me

The heat is now my sexual pleasure..

All the above op"

Im excluding the heat for me. Turns me into a damp potato.

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london


"Um. Usually I just ask the people I want to fix it if I can please ch0ke on their dick rather than do a general broadcast "

Well this gave me the horn

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

It must be a woman thing getting horny in hot weather! . All I want to do is lie down like a star fish or have a nap on the sofa!

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


""Summer is making me SO horny"

"Woke up with the horn"

"If I don't get laid soon I will explode"

Ladies, please tell me about you and the horn? What words and phrases do you use because quite frankly I don't see any threads along these lines from any of you. And I KNOW you feel it too.

I’d say and feel a deep , deep ache . It’s like a pain that’s not exactly painful but it’s there in my body and my mind . I hate it and love it equally . Solo Ladygasms don’t help in any way . I’m doomed ! I’m doomed "

Happy to help

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It must be a woman thing getting horny in hot weather! . All I want to do is lie down like a star fish or have a nap on the sofa! "

Oh I don't think so the number of men in local updates EXPLODING on a warm day!

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

I usually just tell Mr that I need a good fucking.

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth


"It must be a woman thing getting horny in hot weather! . All I want to do is lie down like a star fish or have a nap on the sofa!

Oh I don't think so the number of men in local updates EXPLODING on a warm day! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been seriously horny for weeks now and ramping up after period has finished, I literally can’t stop thinking about sex

Waking up horny and even after 2-3 orgasms at night I want more

Men we are just as horny as you all

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I’m going through the menopause. My sex drive is pretty much non existent. And what’s worse, hot flashes. They are not sexy

I’m glad my sex drive has buggered off for now, because feeling horny and then feeling unsexy and feeling unable to meet would just be the cherry on the bloody cake of a pretty sucky time.

I read women saying they are hornier than ever and I just want to do a big old raspberry in their direction!

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By *enise40Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

I don’t know about anyone else but I am horny 24/7 heat and full moon make it worse ?? I am going through menopause and I feel like a Randy teenager again. If only the hubby was able to help ??.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I usually just tell Mr that I need a good fucking."

Gosh. Straightforward!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Been seriously horny for weeks now and ramping up after period has finished, I literally can’t stop thinking about sex

Waking up horny and even after 2-3 orgasms at night I want more

Men we are just as horny as you all "

Wow, that's seriously needy, I hope you get all you desire!

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham


"I usually just tell Mr that I need a good fucking.

Gosh. Straightforward! "

No point beating around the bush so to speak. Mr doesn't pick up on hints, at all. So I just say it how it is

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By *ellanbennyCouple
over a year ago

cambs

T has the horn all the time. Its great

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m going through the menopause. My sex drive is pretty much non existent. And what’s worse, hot flashes. They are not sexy

I’m glad my sex drive has buggered off for now, because feeling horny and then feeling unsexy and feeling unable to meet would just be the cherry on the bloody cake of a pretty sucky time.

I read women saying they are hornier than ever and I just want to do a big old raspberry in their direction!"

Bloody menopause! Hot flushes are the pits. I don't recall having any libido whilst I had those badly - sympathies. Balancing all those hormone changes is quite an effort for most women I think.

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley


"It must be a woman thing getting horny in hot weather! . All I want to do is lie down like a star fish or have a nap on the sofa!

Oh I don't think so the number of men in local updates EXPLODING on a warm day! "

Aren't local updates like that every day!!? Have you managed to sort it out now? ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I usually just tell Mr that I need a good fucking.

Gosh. Straightforward!

No point beating around the bush so to speak. Mr doesn't pick up on hints, at all. So I just say it how it is "

Well if that's what it takes to get him beating around your bush!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don’t know about anyone else but I am horny 24/7 heat and full moon make it worse ?? I am going through menopause and I feel like a Randy teenager again. If only the hubby was able to help ??. "

Why can't hubby help??

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham


"I usually just tell Mr that I need a good fucking.

Gosh. Straightforward!

No point beating around the bush so to speak. Mr doesn't pick up on hints, at all. So I just say it how it is

Well if that's what it takes to get him beating around your bush! "

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