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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

... And you're just stupidly horny and no one to have any fun with... What is a man to do?!

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Petts Wood

Should someone draw you a diagram?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should someone draw you a diagram?

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haha

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"... And you're just stupidly horny and no one to have any fun with... What is a man to do?!

Watch The One Show. That will cool your yearnings.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Should someone draw you a diagram?

Please, I'm all confused....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

make yourself a sandwich

men are either horny or hungry so by eating it should distract you from being horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"make yourself a sandwich

men are either horny or hungry so by eating it should distract you from being horny "

She's right you know, I once had a sandwich and clicked on a porn vid and it felt SO wrong that I've never mixed the two ever again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"make yourself a sandwich

men are either horny or hungry so by eating it should distract you from being horny "

I am also hungry... Are you like pyscic?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"make yourself a sandwich

men are either horny or hungry so by eating it should distract you from being horny

She's right you know, I once had a sandwich and clicked on a porn vid and it felt SO wrong that I've never mixed the two ever again."

What sandwich was it though? Maybe the onion put you off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... And you're just stupidly horny and no one to have any fun with... What is a man to do?!

Watch The One Show. That will cool your yearnings. "

Unless you have a thing for robotic penguins, then tonight's show won't help at all...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"make yourself a sandwich

men are either horny or hungry so by eating it should distract you from being horny

I am also hungry... Are you like pyscic? "

nah just know men have three options sex food n sport.. its like the fire triangle a man cant function without one of them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"make yourself a sandwich

men are either horny or hungry so by eating it should distract you from being horny

I am also hungry... Are you like pyscic?

nah just know men have three options sex food n sport.. its like the fire triangle a man cant function without one of them"

Thing is I am hungry, I want sex and I also want to watch the Man U Vs Real Madrid game tonight. I've failed as a man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

omg cougar go give yourself a serious talking too lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"omg cougar go give yourself a serious talking too lol "

I can't even look at myself in the mirror x

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