FabSwingers.com forum: Has any lady on here actually fitted a bucket in their fanny?

By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

Just curious to know really. And my mate is too

Love and Peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah but my tits are too massive to get a pic. My arms are too short.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Yeah but my tits are too massive to get a pic. My arms are too short.

Buy one of those long telescopic thingyo’s

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

is this the aftermath from the rare blue moon that was supposed to be out in the night sky a few weeks ago

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Of course. Bucket full of tears, for the start.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

What size bucket?

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By *archelCouple
over a year ago

A field somewhere

There are a hell of a lot of asinine posts on these forums, but this one takes the piss.

Mr.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

is this the aftermath from the rare blue moon that was supposed to be out in the night sky a few weeks ago

No. It’s the hole in uranus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dunno but have heard if attempted, it _ex holes.

Thank you very much, I’m here all week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are a hell of a lot of asinine posts on these forums, but this one takes the piss.

Mr."

Squirt!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Of course. Bucket full of tears, for the start."

More lube the better I’d say

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Only ever seen that lady on here with the traffic cone,bottles of wine and the veg from the supermarket..

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"What size bucket? "

This is exactly the question that needs answering

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"There are a hell of a lot of asinine posts on these forums, but this one takes the piss.

Mr."

Dude, you’ve literally no idea

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I dunno but have heard if attempted, it _ex holes.

Thank you very much, I’m here all week.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Only ever seen that lady on here with the traffic cone,bottles of wine and the veg from the supermarket.."

Now you’ve definitely got me intrigued

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"What size bucket? "

Huge.

8’’ I’d say, at least.

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By *ohnboy64Man
over a year ago

Blackpool

What colour bucket?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"What size bucket?

Huge.

8’’ I’d say, at least. "

8” is only average at best on Fab

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"Of course. Bucket full of tears, for the start.

More lube the better I’d say "

Words of wisdom indeed.

More lube = less tears.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"What colour bucket?"

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Oh Rex.

I'd give it a go just for you. But I don't own a bucket

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Of course. Bucket full of tears, for the start.

More lube the better I’d say

Words of wisdom indeed.

More lube = less tears. "

This is very true

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

"Only ever seen that lady on here with the traffic cone,bottles of wine and the veg from the supermarket.."

A traffic come? I hope the thin end

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Oh Rex.

I'd give it a go just for you. But I don't own a bucket

Let’s go to the beach and make sandcastles then later on we’ll give it a go

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Why am I singing

There's a hole in the bucket ....

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Oh Rex.

I'd give it a go just for you. But I don't own a bucket

Let’s go to the beach and make sandcastles then later on we’ll give it a go

Oh. I do not like the idea of sandy buckets.

How about we just skip the bucket thing and I suck your dick instead?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Why am I singing

There's a hole in the bucket ...."

How big’s the hole?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Oh Rex.

I'd give it a go just for you. But I don't own a bucket

Let’s go to the beach and make sandcastles then later on we’ll give it a go

Oh. I do not like the idea of sandy buckets.

How about we just skip the bucket thing and I suck your dick instead?

Oh my

I’ve never been so………… errr IN

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Does the bucket have a hole in

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Only one covered in glitter

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

3 buckets and a pack of salt & vinegar crisps up mine

Mrs

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Does the bucket have a hole in "

It wouldn’t be a bucket otherwise

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Only one covered in glitter

That stuff will get right up yer crack

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"3 buckets and a pack of salt & vinegar crisps up mine

Mrs "

Does the salt & vinegar make your flaps tingle?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"3 buckets and a pack of salt & vinegar crisps up mine

Mrs

Does the salt & vinegar make your flaps tingle?

Yep that's the best bit

Mrs

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Only one covered in glitter

That stuff will get right up yer crack

I like that

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"3 buckets and a pack of salt & vinegar crisps up mine

Mrs

Does the salt & vinegar make your flaps tingle?

Yep that's the best bit

Mrs "

FFS

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Only one covered in glitter

That stuff will get right up yer crack

I like that

I don’t fancy getting it on my Bobbies Helmet

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Only one covered in glitter

That stuff will get right up yer crack

I like that

I don’t fancy getting it on my Bobbies Helmet

Pwomise to get rid of the glitter before I take your helmet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are the bucket surely.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Just curious to know really. And my mate is too

Love and Peace

After someone bummed me in the back several times yesterday, I'm not able to do anything

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Oh. I do not like the idea of sandy buckets.

How about we just skip the bucket thing and I suck your dick instead?

Oh my

I’ve never been so………… errr IN

Well why didn't you say that last night you charismatic prick?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Oh. I do not like the idea of sandy buckets.

How about we just skip the bucket thing and I suck your dick instead?

Oh my

I’ve never been so………… errr IN

Well why didn't you say that last night you charismatic prick?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Are we talking those little buckets, you sometimes get chips in at fancy restaurants, or B&Q orange buckets?

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By *amesBeelzebubMan
over a year ago

norwich

As in KFC?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"There are a hell of a lot of asinine posts on these forums, but this one takes the piss.

Mr."

What did you take away one point for ? Rex is at least an Assiten!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What colour bucket?"

Red with the word fire on it

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"As in KFC?"

One way you guarantee you get boned

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

I can but I need to use the spade like a shoehorn though

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Only one covered in glitter

That stuff will get right up yer crack

I like that

I don’t fancy getting it on my Bobbies Helmet

Pwomise to get rid of the glitter before I take your helmet

Deal

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"We are the bucket surely. "

This is an interesting theory

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Just curious to know really. And my mate is too

Love and Peace

After someone bummed me in the back several times yesterday, I'm not able to do anything

It was national bumming day yesterday

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Oh. I do not like the idea of sandy buckets.

How about we just skip the bucket thing and I suck your dick instead?

Oh my

I’ve never been so………… errr IN

Well why didn't you say that last night you charismatic prick?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Are we talking those little buckets, you sometimes get chips in at fancy restaurants, or B&Q orange buckets?

When I wrote it I had an image of my collection of orange B&Q buckets in my shed

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"As in KFC?"

Well they can take a few greasy bones

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"There are a hell of a lot of asinine posts on these forums, but this one takes the piss.

Mr.

What did you take away one point for ? Rex is at least an Assiten!"

My favourite word of the day

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I can but I need to use the spade like a shoehorn though

You mean a fufe horn right?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

For the ladies that can.

Is the bucket, finger licking good ?

The mr

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By *oitering-With-intentMan
over a year ago

city of Lodon

one of those gorilla buckets

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

And mop... might as well get some cleaning done while I'm at it

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By *ohnboy64Man
over a year ago

Blackpool

What about....."a bucket of vindaloo". Na na na,na na na,na na na na na na na na.

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Of course, my mistake. Fixed it for you!

"I can but I need to use the spade like a fufehorn though

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