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I'm considering a penis reduction op.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

...So fed up with continually stepping on it when getting out of the bath!

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

You could always poke the excess up yer rear....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You could always poke the excess up yer rear....

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You think I haven't tried that already.

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By *uddy laneMan
over a year ago

dudley

Stop getting out of the bath.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stop getting out of the bath. "

Perhaps, but I'd look ridiculous wearing it at work!

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By *ostindreamsMan
over a year ago

London

You should practice pole dance on it and become a performer at clubs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throw it over your shoulder

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You should practice pole dance on it and become a performer at clubs. "

.... I'd need a snazzy name, but what?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Tie it a bow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Throw it over your shoulder "

Good suggestion but no good. I've got weird low situated shoulders. They're level with my ankles.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tie it a bow"

I skipped note lessons at scouts. Would you be able to help?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Throw it over your shoulder "

Or over someone else’s shoulder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Health trained

First aid trained

Penis shortening.. If you get it sucked it shortens.

Not trained.. Op

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Health trained

First aid trained

Penis shortening.. If you get it sucked it shortens.

Not trained.. Op"

I'm sorry, qualified handler only.

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

i feel for you must be awful having three legs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i feel for you must be awful having three legs"

It's not so bad mate. I can hang laundry off it and remain mobile enough to do the hoovering.

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