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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ask the women of fab ANYTHING you like. Something that you’re curious about?

Something that bothers you.

Something you simply want an answer to – clarity on the subject of ‘men, women and sex.’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies, FaF?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

How's your head?

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ask the women of fab ANYTHING you like. Something that you’re curious about?

Something that bothers you.

Something you simply want an answer to – clarity on the subject of ‘men, women and sex.’"

What is sex??

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By *cotCouple666Couple
over a year ago

Central Belt


"How's your head?

LvM"

Haven't had any complaints

Beth x

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By *AABMan
over a year ago

Not far

Why do some of you shave off your eyebrows then use a crayon to draw them back on?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

Just so they can tell lies? Or refuse to answer pfft!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do some of you shave off your eyebrows then use a crayon to draw them back on?"

Because the 90s

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham


"Why do some of you shave off your eyebrows then use a crayon to draw them back on?"

Some women do because society has taught us our natural selves aren't enough. In the chase for perfection some people turn their bodies off and on again.

That being said, I haven't seen this for bloody years.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just so they can tell lies? Or refuse to answer pfft! "
I’m with you. Hoping maybe we’ll get some truths though.

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham


"How's your head?

LvM"

Right now? Sweaty. Wait. Did I misunderstand the question..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not going to even bother...

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Ladies, why do you leave your cars in such a mess?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 09/09/23 20:22:20]"

A moustache

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you rather have green lady jizz or a moustache?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

if anything, what makes you feel sexualised, and why?

I’ve seen a lot of women complain they don’t like being looked at just because they’re in revealing clothes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies, why do you leave your cars in such a mess?"

It’s hard enough keeping the house clean, let alone the car as well

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"How's your head?

LvM

Right now? Sweaty. Wait. Did I misunderstand the question..?"

I don't know, sounds like you're putting in plenty of effort though

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is the sky blue?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 09/09/23 20:22:20]

A moustache "

Another one?

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham


"Would you rather have green lady jizz or a moustache?"

I already have a moustache so. Moustache.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if anything, what makes you feel sexualised, and why?

I’ve seen a lot of women complain they don’t like being looked at just because they’re in revealing clothes."

Having boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 09/09/23 20:22:20]

A moustache

Another one? "

I can wax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you rather have green lady jizz or a moustache?

I already have a moustache so. Moustache. "

But can you curl it like the Pringles man?

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Ladies, why do you leave your cars in such a mess?

It’s hard enough keeping the house clean, let alone the car as well "

Do you just transfer the mess from the house to the car?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 09/09/23 20:22:20]

A moustache

Another one?

I can wax "

Fuck beauty standards. Own that tash.

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham


"if anything, what makes you feel sexualised, and why?

I’ve seen a lot of women complain they don’t like being looked at just because they’re in revealing clothes."

When I haven't consented. Every single behaviour can be sexualised now. It's exhausting. Also I've got big tits. Everything is revealing. Just because I exist and have big boobs doesn't mean I exist to be seen through a sexual lense all the time.

I feel uncomfortably sexualised when people don't want to acknowledge my existence outside of my sexual value to that person.

Let us live man.

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham


"Would you rather have green lady jizz or a moustache?

I already have a moustache so. Moustache.

But can you curl it like the Pringles man?"

Hopefully with a bigger better one!

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By *oldAndBoundlessMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Do you’re tits hang low can you tie em in a bow

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham


"How's your head?

LvM

Right now? Sweaty. Wait. Did I misunderstand the question..?

I don't know, sounds like you're putting in plenty of effort though

LvM"

If its not worth doing properly, it's not worth doing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies, why do you leave your cars in such a mess?

It’s hard enough keeping the house clean, let alone the car as well

Do you just transfer the mess from the house to the car?"

No no. It just gets forgotten about in the car

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"if anything, what makes you feel sexualised, and why?

I’ve seen a lot of women complain they don’t like being looked at just because they’re in revealing clothes."

No we want you to look just not leer. A small smile is enough.

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham


"Do you’re tits hang low can you tie em in a bow"

Winced at the thought.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you rather have green lady jizz or a moustache?

I already have a moustache so. Moustache.

But can you curl it like the Pringles man?

Hopefully with a bigger better one!"

Bigger isn’t always better… right?

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

Describe what you feel when I guy cums inside you, the sensation not the emotion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies, why do you leave your cars in such a mess?"

My car is spotless inside and out.

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By *AABMan
over a year ago

Not far


"Why do some of you shave off your eyebrows then use a crayon to draw them back on?

Some women do because society has taught us our natural selves aren't enough. In the chase for perfection some people turn their bodies off and on again.

That being said, I haven't seen this for bloody years. "

You haven’t been in my local Tesco.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If each boob switched places how weird would they look?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you’re tits hang low can you tie em in a bow"

No, they feel like they've melted today

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ladies, would you genuinely feel if all men stopped giving you any attention or look of admiration? Serious question. I know somebody’s gonna say “we’d be fine,” but I’d beg to differ.

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham


"Would you rather have green lady jizz or a moustache?

I already have a moustache so. Moustache.

But can you curl it like the Pringles man?

Hopefully with a bigger better one!

Bigger isn’t always better… right? "

Idk I like a sizable cake

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Would you rather have green lady jizz or a moustache?

I already have a moustache so. Moustache.

But can you curl it like the Pringles man?

Hopefully with a bigger better one!

Bigger isn’t always better… right?

Idk I like a sizable cake"

Cream éclair?

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham


"Ladies, would you genuinely feel if all men stopped giving you any attention or look of admiration? Serious question. I know somebody’s gonna say “we’d be fine,” but I’d beg to differ."

I'd be confusing but I'm queer so I'd be ok eventually. However it'd take a significant adjustment as I've grown up always believing mens validation is the most important kind. I'm working through this as a grown up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your at a checkout why does it take so long to find your bank card in your purse?

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham


"If each boob switched places how weird would they look?"

Mine aren't equal so I think I'd more feel weird than look weird.

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham


"When your at a checkout why does it take so long to find your bank card in your purse?"

For me its ADHD, having to carry everything anyone could ever need in a bag with no good pockets, and nails.

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham


"Would you rather have green lady jizz or a moustache?

I already have a moustache so. Moustache.

But can you curl it like the Pringles man?

Hopefully with a bigger better one!

Bigger isn’t always better… right?

Idk I like a sizable cake

Cream éclair? "

Don't tempt me with a good time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do some of you shave off your eyebrows then use a crayon to draw them back on?"

Because my natural eyebrow shape doesn’t suit my face shape. So I remove the ends of them, and fill them in with a more flattering shape

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Do you always send a face pic when asked?

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Ladies, what are you looking for in a first message on Fab?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ladies, would you genuinely feel if all men stopped giving you any attention or look of admiration? Serious question. I know somebody’s gonna say “we’d be fine,” but I’d beg to differ.

I'd be confusing but I'm queer so I'd be ok eventually. However it'd take a significant adjustment as I've grown up always believing mens validation is the most important kind. I'm working through this as a grown up. "

I appreciate this honesty, honestly

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham


"Describe what you feel when I guy cums inside you, the sensation not the emotion "

Honestly depends on the penis for me. Bigger it is, the more I notice the pulsating. Stronger the orgasm, the more I notice. Its more noticeable when they pull out and it feels like you've wet yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Describe what you feel when I guy cums inside you, the sensation not the emotion "

Like someone squirted a Turkey baster full of yogurt up there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your at a checkout why does it take so long to find your bank card in your purse?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Would you rather have green lady jizz or a moustache?

I already have a moustache so. Moustache.

But can you curl it like the Pringles man?

Hopefully with a bigger better one!

Bigger isn’t always better… right?

Idk I like a sizable cake

Cream éclair?

Don't tempt me with a good time "

Had some vanilla slices the other day. Yum

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham


"Do you always send a face pic when asked? "

Got mine on my profile innit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If each boob switched places how weird would they look?"

Pretty odd

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By *oldAndBoundlessMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"Do you always send a face pic when asked?

Got mine on my profile innit"

Yesss I love this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies, would you genuinely feel if all men stopped giving you any attention or look of admiration? Serious question. I know somebody’s gonna say “we’d be fine,” but I’d beg to differ."

I would be relieved and feel a lot safer

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham


"Ladies, what are you looking for in a first message on Fab?"

Something that makes me smile/laugh, that gives me info about them, identifies why they've messaged me, and doesn't have a passive aggressive tone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When your at a checkout why does it take so long to find your bank card in your purse?"

I use my phone

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham


"Describe what you feel when I guy cums inside you, the sensation not the emotion

Like someone squirted a Turkey baster full of yogurt up there "

HAHAHAHA yes this is perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If each boob switched places how weird would they look?"

I might have to go and photoshop this and see

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By *urvyTWoman
over a year ago

Local


"When your at a checkout why does it take so long to find your bank card in your purse?"

I don’t even know where my purse is… Apple Pay all the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you had to masturbate with the last thing you held in your hand at work, what would it be?

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham


"If you had to masturbate with the last thing you held in your hand at work, what would it be?"

A pen. Doable? Maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If each boob switched places how weird would they look?

I might have to go and photoshop this and see "

Inverted boobs. I feel a photo challenge coming on… or maybe not.

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

Why can't you ladies reverse park . Please don't tell joanne i wrote this

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What can a man do in a first interaction scenario to not come across forward/sleazy/too straight up but make it clear that he is sexually interested?

A lot of men feel they could either come off too friendly or be wasting time acting like they don’t just want sex.

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham


"Why can't you ladies reverse park . Please don't tell joanne i wrote this "

I just can't park. However one of my closest friends can swing her huge van into spaces perfectly. So depends how much they've driven and whether they feel pressured I guess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you had to masturbate with the last thing you held in your hand at work, what would it be?

A pen. Doable? Maybe?"

What kind of pen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you had to masturbate with the last thing you held in your hand at work, what would it be?"

A makeup brush, that seems unsanitary

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By *urvyTWoman
over a year ago

Local


"Ladies, what are you looking for in a first message on Fab?"

Someone who’s actually read my profile. And absolutely

not a copy and paste message. We can spot them a mile off. You may have put loads of effort into it, but we know when it’s a copy and paste one!….. Especially when weeks / months later you shoot your shot again - WITH THE SAME MESSAGE!

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Ladies, why do you leave your cars in such a mess?

My car is spotless inside and out."

You're a rare find

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By *oldAndBoundlessMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"If you had to masturbate with the last thing you held in your hand at work, what would it be?

A pen. Doable? Maybe?"

Well I’m fucked I’m pretty sure I put the nail gun in to the back of the van last

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham


"What can a man do in a first interaction scenario to not come across forward/sleazy/too straight up but make it clear that he is sexually interested?

A lot of men feel they could either come off too friendly or be wasting time acting like they don’t just want sex. "

This is ofc very personal, so I'll just say from my perspective.

We're on fab. It's clearly about sexual attraction. I like it when something along the lines of "your profile appealed to me", and then don't talk about sex. If you talk about other things for the first 5ish messages, I feel more comfortable. If I'm feeling it, I'll probably raise it myself.

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham


"Ladies, what are you looking for in a first message on Fab?

Someone who’s actually read my profile. And absolutely

not a copy and paste message. We can spot them a mile off. You may have put loads of effort into it, but we know when it’s a copy and paste one!….. Especially when weeks / months later you shoot your shot again - WITH THE SAME MESSAGE! "

Ohhhhh my god yes this fucks me off so much!! I properly had a go at someone once.

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By *urvyTWoman
over a year ago

Local


"Why can't you ladies reverse park . Please don't tell joanne i wrote this "

I only ever reverse park .. Now if you were to say parallel park, that takes me longer and I definitely rely on my camera lol!

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham


"If you had to masturbate with the last thing you held in your hand at work, what would it be?

A pen. Doable? Maybe?

Well I’m fucked I’m pretty sure I put the nail gun in to the back of the van last "

Owchies for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you had to masturbate with the last thing you held in your hand at work, what would it be?

A pen. Doable? Maybe?

Well I’m fucked I’m pretty sure I put the nail gun in to the back of the van last "

You put a nail gun in your vagina?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you had to masturbate with the last thing you held in your hand at work, what would it be?

A makeup brush, that seems unsanitary "

A bit of femfresh and you’re good to go.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Ladies, what are you looking for in a first message on Fab?

Something that makes me smile/laugh, that gives me info about them, identifies why they've messaged me, and doesn't have a passive aggressive tone. "

These are good to read

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"Do you always send a face pic when asked? "

Yes as long as they go first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you had to masturbate with the last thing you held in your hand at work, what would it be?"

Knitting needles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Write me a copy and paste message you would use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What can a man do in a first interaction scenario to not come across forward/sleazy/too straight up but make it clear that he is sexually interested?

A lot of men feel they could either come off too friendly or be wasting time acting like they don’t just want sex. "

He doesn’t need to make it clear he’s sexually interested in a first interaction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Write me a copy and paste message you would use"

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you had to masturbate with the last thing you held in your hand at work, what would it be?

Knitting needles "

A moustache and knitting needles? I think you might be older than your fab age.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why can't you ladies reverse park . Please don't tell joanne i wrote this "

I can, and reverse around the corner and my alloy wheels are scuff free, don't label us all the same ha ha

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By *urvyTWoman
over a year ago

Local


"Write me a copy and paste message you would use"

Not one I would use - but one I received today…

‘If you were my girlfriend. Is it bad that I still want you to go out with your mates, have a good night on the town with the girls but secretly aim for a one night stand.. maybe get pissed and end up fucked by a stranger. Then still come home to crawl into bed with me, But you would be filled with his cum? X ... would u think less of me.. when licking it up.. makes me so horny id litterall do anything i am told when i taste it?’

Not my spelling mistakes, or a message I’ve sent, sooo don’t mind me! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What can a man do in a first interaction scenario to not come across forward/sleazy/too straight up but make it clear that he is sexually interested?

A lot of men feel they could either come off too friendly or be wasting time acting like they don’t just want sex.

He doesn’t need to make it clear he’s sexually interested in a first interaction "

I’ve got a better one for you…

A man approaches you in a public place.

You have a brief convo. During this interaction, what besides his looks would decide whether or not you give him your number?

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By *oldAndBoundlessMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"If you had to masturbate with the last thing you held in your hand at work, what would it be?

A pen. Doable? Maybe?

Well I’m fucked I’m pretty sure I put the nail gun in to the back of the van last

You’re about as funny as aids mate! Obviously the nail gun is too big for my vagina

You put a nail gun in your vagina? "

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By *C79Man
over a year ago

Caterham

Mint humbug or Werther's original?

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Would you take a million pounds if it meant not having another orgasm again?

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By *ittyandtheboyCouple
over a year ago

Behind the bike shed!


"Why do some of you shave off your eyebrows then use a crayon to draw them back on?

Some women do because society has taught us our natural selves aren't enough. In the chase for perfection some people turn their bodies off and on again.

That being said, I haven't seen this for bloody years. "

Kitty and I saw one the other day that was so odd.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Write me a copy and paste message you would use

Not one I would use - but one I received today…

‘If you were my girlfriend. Is it bad that I still want you to go out with your mates, have a good night on the town with the girls but secretly aim for a one night stand.. maybe get pissed and end up fucked by a stranger. Then still come home to crawl into bed with me, But you would be filled with his cum? X ... would u think less of me.. when licking it up.. makes me so horny id litterall do anything i am told when i taste it?’

Not my spelling mistakes, or a message I’ve sent, sooo don’t mind me! Lol"

Sounds like a catch

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By *urvyTWoman
over a year ago

Local


"Mint humbug or Werther's original?"

Werthers! Nom

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By *urvyTWoman
over a year ago

Local


"Would you take a million pounds if it meant not having another orgasm again?"

Nope.. Keep the money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you had to masturbate with the last thing you held in your hand at work, what would it be?

A pen. Doable? Maybe?

Well I’m fucked I’m pretty sure I put the nail gun in to the back of the van last

You’re about as funny as aids mate! Obviously the nail gun is too big for my vagina

You put a nail gun in your vagina? "

Pffft. Amateur

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By *urvyTWoman
over a year ago

Local


"Write me a copy and paste message you would use

Not one I would use - but one I received today…

‘If you were my girlfriend. Is it bad that I still want you to go out with your mates, have a good night on the town with the girls but secretly aim for a one night stand.. maybe get pissed and end up fucked by a stranger. Then still come home to crawl into bed with me, But you would be filled with his cum? X ... would u think less of me.. when licking it up.. makes me so horny id litterall do anything i am told when i taste it?’

Not my spelling mistakes, or a message I’ve sent, sooo don’t mind me! Lol

Sounds like a catch "

I know right, maybe I’m a bit of an odd one for not replying and passing that opportunity by

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What can a man do in a first interaction scenario to not come across forward/sleazy/too straight up but make it clear that he is sexually interested?

A lot of men feel they could either come off too friendly or be wasting time acting like they don’t just want sex.

He doesn’t need to make it clear he’s sexually interested in a first interaction

I’ve got a better one for you…

A man approaches you in a public place.

You have a brief convo. During this interaction, what besides his looks would decide whether or not you give him your number?"

I’d look for a wedding ring or serial killer vibes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you take a million pounds if it meant not having another orgasm again?"

Fuck yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mint humbug or Werther's original?"

Mint humbug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you had to masturbate with the last thing you held in your hand at work, what would it be?

Knitting needles

A moustache and knitting needles? I think you might be older than your fab age."

I’m actually younger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies, why do you leave your cars in such a mess?

It’s hard enough keeping the house clean, let alone the car as well "

Because we drive little messy children around! That said, I keep mine clean thank you

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Would you take a million pounds if it meant not having another orgasm again?

Fuck yeah "

I can't give you either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you had to masturbate with the last thing you held in your hand at work, what would it be?

Knitting needles

A moustache and knitting needles? I think you might be older than your fab age.

I’m actually younger "

You didn’t pick Werthers so I guess I have to believe you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Describe what you feel when I guy cums inside you, the sensation not the emotion

Honestly depends on the penis for me. Bigger it is, the more I notice the pulsating. Stronger the orgasm, the more I notice. Its more noticeable when they pull out and it feels like you've wet yourself. "

Agreed. It’s like a pulsating feeling inside. You notice all the other things more - the tightening of the buttocks, the head thrown back, the sigh or moan etc. I actually love seeing my partner orgasm. You only feel the wet when he pulls out

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By *orYourThighsOnlyMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Hi. What kind of profile pics do ladies enjoy seeing on a man’s profile? Cheers

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"How's your head?

LvM"

Sloppy

K

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Ladies, FaF? "

I'm waiting for The One, Dan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice face pic

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Would you take a million pounds if it meant not having another orgasm again?

Fuck yeah

I can't give you either"

Do you do gardening and DIY?

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Would you take a million pounds if it meant not having another orgasm again?

Fuck yeah

I can't give you either

Do you do gardening and DIY?"

I'm a tradie who loves a trimmed bush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How's your head?

LvM"

Haven't had any complaints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How's your head?

LvM

Haven't had any complaints

Beth x"

Ahhg another Rupaul fan!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ask the women of fab ANYTHING you like. Something that you’re curious about?

Something that bothers you.

Something you simply want an answer to – clarity on the subject of ‘men, women and sex.’

What is sex?? "

Sex is.. Male and female relationship /penetrative, sperm fertilzes the ovum of another plant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Describe what you feel when I guy cums inside you, the sensation not the emotion

Honestly depends on the penis for me. Bigger it is, the more I notice the pulsating. Stronger the orgasm, the more I notice. Its more noticeable when they pull out and it feels like you've wet yourself.

Agreed. It’s like a pulsating feeling inside. You notice all the other things more - the tightening of the buttocks, the head thrown back, the sigh or moan etc. I actually love seeing my partner orgasm. You only feel the wet when he pulls out "

I don't let guys cum inside me without a condom on but I love when they do. The pulsating is just *chefs kiss*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do some of you shave off your eyebrows then use a crayon to draw them back on?"

Not me into crayon imagery.. Never shaved my eyebrows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies, why do you leave your cars in such a mess?"

We are busy beavers

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By *uddy laneMan
over a year ago

dudley

? Do the dick pic messages tail off over time.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Ladies, why do you leave your cars in such a mess?

We are busy beavers "

Pun intended?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny as.. More questions here than mastermind

Like spanish inquisition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies, why do you leave your cars in such a mess?

We are busy beavers

Pun intended?"

Sir, a lady never reveals her deep dark secrets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi. What kind of profile pics do ladies enjoy seeing on a man’s profile? Cheers"

Clothes on

Some teasing pics

Your day out at zoo

Science trip

Buying condoms

Your sti research and test result

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Ladies, why do you leave your cars in such a mess?

We are busy beavers

Pun intended?

Sir, a lady never reveals her deep dark secrets "

Respected your lady

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By *oungAtHeartCurvyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"When your at a checkout why does it take so long to find your bank card in your purse?"

Coz most women prefer to use thier other halfs bank card

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By *orYourThighsOnlyMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"A nice face pic "

Thank you

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By *orYourThighsOnlyMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Hi. What kind of profile pics do ladies enjoy seeing on a man’s profile? Cheers

Clothes on

Some teasing pics

Your day out at zoo

Science trip

Buying condoms

Your sti research and test result "

Thanks for input

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"How's your head?

LvM

Sloppy

K"

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi. What kind of profile pics do ladies enjoy seeing on a man’s profile? Cheers"

Christmas scenes, park trips, beach pics etc. and dogs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"? Do the dick pic messages tail off over time. "

No. Unfortunately

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"Hi. What kind of profile pics do ladies enjoy seeing on a man’s profile? Cheers

Christmas scenes, park trips, beach pics etc. and dogs!"

Or any cute animals

Unfortunately animal photos are not permitted on here

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Ladies of fortitude and strong dispositions...

...why do you break our hearts?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Ladies of fortitude and strong dispositions...

...why do you break our hearts?"

Your achy breaky heart? I just don't think you'd understand!

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By *estman for the jobMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Why do you call yourself a slut when your so not one

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Ladies of fortitude and strong dispositions...

...why do you break our hearts?

Your achy breaky heart? I just don't think you'd understand!"

•

KC², I don't even understand the endocrine system, let alone the scent of a woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you call yourself a slut when your so not one "

Because, even if we aren't truly a slut, the majority of us can still suck a cock like one!

Good at over exaggerating us lot!

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By *oldAndBoundlessMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"Why do you call yourself a slut when your so not one

Because, even if we aren't truly a slut, the majority of us can still suck a cock like one!

Good at over exaggerating us lot! "

I would like to take this opportunity and speak for the say the minority that I have not or intend to sucked a dick and on that bombshell can you please forward me the sluts numbers and contact details that do Goodnight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you call yourself a slut when your so not one

Because, even if we aren't truly a slut, the majority of us can still suck a cock like one!

Good at over exaggerating us lot!

I would like to take this opportunity and speak for the say the minority that I have not or intend to sucked a dick and on that bombshell can you please forward me the sluts numbers and contact details that do Goodnight "

I wasn't including men in my answer as its questions for the women on fab.

Find your own sluts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies of fortitude and strong dispositions...

...why do you break our hearts?"

You break your own hearts by having archaic and unrealistic expectations and assumptions about us and our behaviour

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

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"Ladies, would you genuinely feel if all men stopped giving you any attention or look of admiration? Serious question. I know somebody’s gonna say “we’d be fine,” but I’d beg to differ."

I would rather all men stop, than have to put up with some of the creepy staring I get, especially when in a confined area.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What can a man do in a first interaction scenario to not come across forward/sleazy/too straight up but make it clear that he is sexually interested?

A lot of men feel they could either come off too friendly or be wasting time acting like they don’t just want sex.

He doesn’t need to make it clear he’s sexually interested in a first interaction "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you call yourself a slut when your so not one "

What is a slut?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Ladies of fortitude and strong dispositions...

...why do you break our hearts?

·

You break your own hearts by having archaic and unrealistic expectations and assumptions about us and our behaviour "

•

I can ignore your behaviour but I could never ignore your subtle advances.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"Would you take a million pounds if it meant not having another orgasm again?"

Yes though I may live to regret that.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Do you have to match your bra and pants everyday or only on a night out/special occasion (if at all)?

For reference I have to match my pants and socks else I just don’t feel dressed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you have to match your bra and pants everyday or only on a night out/special occasion (if at all)?

For reference I have to match my pants and socks else I just don’t feel dressed. "

I always do, loads don't though

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Do you have to match your bra and pants everyday or only on a night out/special occasion (if at all)?

For reference I have to match my pants and socks else I just don’t feel dressed.

I always do, loads don't though "

You mean by going commando?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"Do you have to match your bra and pants everyday or only on a night out/special occasion (if at all)?

For reference I have to match my pants and socks else I just don’t feel dressed. "

Only if I want the Mr to notice, otherwise I hardly wear a bra.

Mrs

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Do you have to match your bra and pants everyday or only on a night out/special occasion (if at all)?

For reference I have to match my pants and socks else I just don’t feel dressed. "

Always.

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By *omptationMan
over a year ago

liverpool

What’s the one thing a guy can do or say that will instantly get your pussy soaking?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"What’s the one thing a guy can do or say that will instantly get your pussy soaking?"

There isn't such a thing, just don't be a dick, if you think a few words can "soak a pussy" you are mistaken.

Mrs

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By *omptationMan
over a year ago

liverpool


"What’s the one thing a guy can do or say that will instantly get your pussy soaking?

There isn't such a thing, just don't be a dick, if you think a few words can "soak a pussy" you are mistaken.

Mrs "

I’m not saying there’s a magic phrase that works on all women, I’m asking what’s the one thing for you in particular that gets your juices flowing

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"What’s the one thing a guy can do or say that will instantly get your pussy soaking?

There isn't such a thing, just don't be a dick, if you think a few words can "soak a pussy" you are mistaken.

Mrs

I’m not saying there’s a magic phrase that works on all women, I’m asking what’s the one thing for you in particular that gets your juices flowing"

Ok words won't do much (for me) actions speak louder, being interested and not only in the sex but the person, flirty banter, laughter and being a genuinely decent person.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ask the women of fab ANYTHING you like. Something that you’re curious about?

Something that bothers you.

Something you simply want an answer to – clarity on the subject of ‘men, women and sex.’"

What is wrong with long silky smooth beards?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies of fortitude and strong dispositions...

...why do you break our hearts?

You break your own hearts by having archaic and unrealistic expectations and assumptions about us and our behaviour "

That works both ways

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"What’s the one thing a guy can do or say that will instantly get your pussy soaking?"

Be the right person to do that. Simples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you have to match your bra and pants everyday or only on a night out/special occasion (if at all)?

For reference I have to match my pants and socks else I just don’t feel dressed.

I always do, loads don't though

You mean by going commando? "

Don't start rumours on fab you

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Why do you call yourself a slut when your so not one "

How do you know we’re not?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"What’s the one thing a guy can do or say that will instantly get your pussy soaking?"

'Shove this hose pipe up your foof'

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"What’s the one thing a guy can do or say that will instantly get your pussy soaking?

'Shove this hose pipe up your foof' "

that'll work

Mrs

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I have a serious Q why (those that message guys) wait so long to do it ? Then say things like finally plucked up the courage etc , are Ken scary? or is it just me

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Ladies, what's the best way to fold fitted bedsheets?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you have to match your bra and pants everyday or only on a night out/special occasion (if at all)?

For reference I have to match my pants and socks else I just don’t feel dressed. "

I only do for special occasions

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Ladies, what's the best way to fold fitted bedsheets?"

Nobody knows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies, what's the best way to fold fitted bedsheets?"

Fold along the long edge. Tuck one corner inside the other. Fold along the next long edge. Tuck the next two corners into the first two corners. Fold in half then half again

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Ladies, do you put on foot on the bog when you’re shaving your ring piece?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies, do you put on foot on the bog when you’re shaving your ring piece? "

I do it in the bath

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Ladies, do you put on foot on the bog when you’re shaving your ring piece?

I do it in the bath "

Legs up in the air?

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By *ingerbeardman-Man
over a year ago

Sutton-in-Ashfield

My question is, what am I doing wrong? Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies, do you put on foot on the bog when you’re shaving your ring piece?

I do it in the bath

Legs up in the air? "

One in the air for one side, the other in the air for the other side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My question is, what am I doing wrong? Haha"

With what?

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By *ingerbeardman-Man
over a year ago

Sutton-in-Ashfield


"My question is, what am I doing wrong? Haha

With what?"

Meeting people, hitting it off with people and pretty much just getting conversations going

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By *jay1975Man
over a year ago

London / Barcelona


"Ladies, would you genuinely feel if all men stopped giving you any attention or look of admiration? Serious question. I know somebody’s gonna say “we’d be fine,” but I’d beg to differ."

Is this what women mean when they say that they get to a certain age and then start to feel invisible?

Are you only noticing the past attention by its absence?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Ladies, do you put on foot on the bog when you’re shaving your ring piece?

I do it in the bath

Legs up in the air?

One in the air for one side, the other in the air for the other side "

Why has something so unsexy made me semi?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do women do 5 jobs in one go and expect men to do the same and then complain when they don't?

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