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By *heVonMatterhorns OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Imagine you can only chat up your favourite Fabber a la meaningless, awful, corporate email jargon. How would you do it?

Would you like to take them aside and circle back for a pow-wow?

Get those professional thinking caps on

LvM

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Good idea, why don’t we get around my flagpole and see who salutes?

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By *apidaryMan
over a year ago

Chipping Norton

Really appreciate the time in your schedule. Hoping we can brainstorm agreement from all stakeholders on an overarching chassis of participant engagement, move through initial oral scoping phases and circle back - sticking a pin in our mission statement - to delivering added value for all mission critical shareholders, and reaching our goals in unity.

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Really appreciate the time in your schedule. Hoping we can brainstorm agreement from all stakeholders on an overarching chassis of participant engagement, move through initial oral scoping phases and circle back - sticking a pin in our mission statement - to delivering added value for all mission critical shareholders, and reaching our goals in unity."

Christ

LvM

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By *apidaryMan
over a year ago

Chipping Norton

..too much of my life has been sucked dry (in completely the wrong way) by that bullshit. Fab is vibrantly real in comparison!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, I've been doing some blue sky thinking and hyperthically , if we take a transformative approach and slot in let's say a quick 15 minute chat over lunch, do you think anyone would notice you on your knees choking on my cock?

I did my best :D maybe it's not good enough.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I think we’re strolling down tangent boulevard here, basically we need a paradigm shift to outcome a win-win scenario

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

Let's deep dive, drill down and touch base.

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

I have been playing with the revenue pipeline and it has shown encouraging signs of growth. I think we can get abreast of the situation by taking it all back to the bare essentials and a bit of forward planning could result in a merger and successful payout for both of us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My meets usually involve stakeholders managing an expectations shortfall...

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

I'd just thank them for reaching out before saying how keen I was to lean in...

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"My meets usually involve stakeholders managing an expectations shortfall... "

Haha, mine too. It's why I abandoned the feedback questionnaires.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Look, this project only has one KPI. Did you cum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've run the numbers and as per my last email, I feel I've fleshed out how we can go to market. If you're in the s, let's get all our ducks in a row and drill down.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"… let's get all our ducks in a row and drill down. "

Oh, I’m fully across that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"… let's get all our ducks in a row and drill down.

Oh, I’m fully across that."

Shall we punt the deep dive to Tuesday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd just thank them for reaching out before saying how keen I was to lean in...

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Succinct. No one wants to read business emails. The ones that are best received are efficient, succinct, and get straight to business.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see you have some free time on your shared calendar this afternoon- can I schedule a quick 15 minute session for some collaborative thinking?

Hopefully we both leave the session feeling motivated and ready to work on this ongoing partnership together.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Shall we punt the deep dive to Tuesday?"

No chance. I want to be fully immersed by close of play today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shall we punt the deep dive to Tuesday?

No chance. I want to be fully immersed by close of play today."

Perfect. Let's flesh out the details.

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