FabSwingers.com forum: For The 100% Straight Men

By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I want you to think of just one man that you're attracted to.

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Done?

Good.

Now stop thinking about Ryan Reynolds.

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah it was David Beckham.

Have I broken the matrix??

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Ah it was David Beckham.

Have I broken the matrix??

Don't worry, I'll turn it off and on again, should be reet

LvM

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"Ah it was David Beckham.

Have I broken the matrix??

No that's Keanu Reeves

You've broken my heart Dan

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Chichester

This is a comedy thread surely. Straight men on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was Yohan Cabaye until he broke my heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also JAG is UNLOS so I can finally say this out load…. I don’t get the Ryan Reynolds thing. Sure he’s good looking but he’s fucking annoying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also JAG is UNLOS so I can finally say this out load…. I don’t get the Ryan Reynolds thing. Sure he’s good looking but he’s fucking annoying."

Out loud**

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By *heGigglersCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands

"This is a comedy thread surely. Straight men on fab

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also JAG is UNLOS so I can finally say this out load…. I don’t get the Ryan Reynolds thing. Sure he’s good looking but he’s fucking annoying."

You realise she’ll be back, and I’ll grass you up.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Chichester

"This is a comedy thread surely. Straight men on fab

This

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I was thinking about LvM

But yeah you're right Ryan Reynolds it was.

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By *erces LetiferMan
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters

"I want you to think of just one man that you're attracted to.

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Done?

Good.

Now stop thinking about Ryan Reynolds.

LvM"

What a weird way to spell Chris Hemsworth...

Er, I mean, what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chris Hemsworth?

I’m sure he’ll feature on a few radars of those chaps.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Errrr mr Patel from the corner shops???

The mr

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I'm not a straight man, but Henry Cavill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not a straight man, but Henry Cavill

I’m not a straight man, and I’ll agree wholeheartedly with that.

He’s a beautiful man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also JAG is UNLOS so I can finally say this out load…. I don’t get the Ryan Reynolds thing. Sure he’s good looking but he’s fucking annoying.

You realise she’ll be back, and I’ll grass you up.

She’s probably lurking as we speak. I’m waiting for an abusing DM

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Also JAG is UNLOS so I can finally say this out load…. I don’t get the Ryan Reynolds thing. Sure he’s good looking but he’s fucking annoying."

Haha it's quite the opposite for me. He's not my type looks wise, but I bloody love his humour and sarcasm.

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

I'm not attracted to any men.

Sorry to burst your bubble OP

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"I'm not attracted to any men.

Sorry to burst your bubble OP"

But a mouth's a mouth and in the dark who's too know?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also JAG is UNLOS so I can finally say this out load…. I don’t get the Ryan Reynolds thing. Sure he’s good looking but he’s fucking annoying.

Haha it's quite the opposite for me. He's not my type looks wise, but I bloody love his humour and sarcasm.

He is funny but in an annoying way. That’s why he’s the perfect Deadpool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not attracted to any men.

Sorry to burst your bubble OP"

You’ve never had a man crush? That’s kinda sus bro.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"I'm not attracted to any men.

Sorry to burst your bubble OP

You’ve never had a man crush? That’s kinda sus bro."

Almost too straight

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I'm not attracted to any men.

Sorry to burst your bubble OP

But a mouth's a mouth and in the dark who's too know?"

I love the way their stubble tickles my balls

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah the proverbial tightrope men are forced to tread. There are those who refuse to believe a man can be 100% straight, and there are the 100% straight who will not admit another man is great looking for fear of being told he’s not 100% straight. I think Henry Cavill as The Witcher looks pretty amazing but being wired up straight I have no desires for him. It’s like two North Pole magnets repelling each other. Soz.

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By *oecutterMan
over a year ago

Clonakilty

"I want you to think of just one man that you're attracted to.

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Done?

Good.

Now stop thinking about Ryan Reynolds.

LvM "

Who?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Talking to my cousin Ray, and he starts making some homophobic remarks

I said "We're all gay, buddy. It's just to what degree are you gay." And he goes, "That's bullshit, man. I ain't gay at all."

And I go "Yeah, you are. And I can prove it." He goes "Fine. Prove it."

I go, "All right. Do you like porn?" He says "Yeah, I love porn. You know that." I said, "Oh, and do you only watch scenes with two women?" And he goes, "No, I'll watch a man and a woman makin' love." And I say "Oh, and do you like the guy to have a flabby, half-flaccid penis?" And he goes "No, I like big, hard, throbbing cock..."

[he trails off]

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By *oldAndBoundlessMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Talking to my cousin Ray, and he starts making some homophobic remarks

I said "We're all gay, buddy. It's just to what degree are you gay." And he goes, "That's bullshit, man. I ain't gay at all."

And I go "Yeah, you are. And I can prove it." He goes "Fine. Prove it."

[he trails off] "

All spaghetti is straight till it’s wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want you to think of just one man that you're attracted to.

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Done?

Good.

Now stop thinking about Ryan Reynolds.

LvM "

Yeah mine was Zac Efron, then The Rock, then Zac Efron, then Vin Diesel, then David Beckham, then Idris Elba, then Henry Cavill….then Ryan Reynolds…..I’m questioning my sexuality

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

"I'm not attracted to any men.

Sorry to burst your bubble OP

You’ve never had a man crush? That’s kinda sus bro."

Nope.

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