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"Can I sit in the newly refurbished and air conditioned lounge area instead please? " Absolutely, I don’t think you’ll be on your own with this heat, enjoy | |||
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"I'm so hot I feel sick. Roll me into the river. " You can use the cold tub I’ve got set up if you prefer | |||
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"Can I have 3 gallon of very cold very dry cider please ohh and a dish of loaded cheesy nachos to munch on whilst I enjoy the rugger " Absolutely I’ve got a huge cinema screen outdoors or large tv indoors, Ice cold very dry cider on its way with speciality cheesy nachos to follow shortly | |||
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"gallon of ice cold san miguel,,, with some good 80s music please" Ice bucket full of 12 bottles on its way, shout if they loose there Icey coldness and I’ll swap them over. Couple of 80’s classics on the way | |||
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"A bottle of Pinot would be bliss right now please xx Would anyone like to join me? J x" My finest gravner anfora pinot is on its way with a spare glass incase you want to share x | |||
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"I'll take a pitcher of beer, with ice please, I'm over there in the shady corner. " On its way, I’ve thrown in a couple of ciders incase you fancy a change mid session | |||
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"On my way! " Shout when you’re five minutes away and I’ll have a deck chair and fan set up to rest your weary legs along with your favourite tipple | |||
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"Anything cold " Oooh you’re easy to please I like you | |||
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"Lime and lemonade pls" I like old skool so lemon and lime it is, very refreshing | |||
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"Sparkling water over ice with a slice of lemon please - Do you have a room that doesn't permit children ? A soundproof one maybe ?" Very much so, I’ve got an adults only room that’s air con, tropical plants and. Sooooothing | |||
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"Sparkling water over ice with a slice of lemon please - Do you have a room that doesn't permit children ? A soundproof one maybe ? Very much so, I’ve got an adults only room that’s air con, tropical plants and. Sooooothing" Ooooo ta. I want to read my book. Keep the water coming , thanks. I'll give you a tip. Keep your eye on your silver ware. | |||
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"Anything cold Oooh you’re easy to please I like you " | |||
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"Can you move the TV out of the bright sunlight please? I want to watch the football. Oh and a pint of refreshing ale too please." Leave the TV alone! They are working on a tan. | |||
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"Can you move the TV out of the bright sunlight please? I want to watch the football. Oh and a pint of refreshing ale too please." I’ll electronically bring out the over head blind and it’s anti glare so all should be well. Local finest ale on the way | |||
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"Anything cold Oooh you’re easy to please I like you " Oooh stop teasing I’ve got a pub full of punters to keep happy and I can’t concentrate with your he he | |||
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"Anything cold Oooh you’re easy to please I like you Oooh stop teasing I’ve got a pub full of punters to keep happy and I can’t concentrate with your he he " But I always flirt with the barman | |||
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"Anything cold Oooh you’re easy to please I like you Oooh stop teasing I’ve got a pub full of punters to keep happy and I can’t concentrate with your he he But I always flirt with the barman " flattery will get you everywhere | |||
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"Oh my my,2 pints ice cold Madri's,pringles of all varieties and we'll take a seat under the covered section, thank you soooooo much Xx#Costa del LeedsXx" X2 Madri’s at the perfect ice cold temperature with ice sleeves to keep them that way, with Pringles mix and a seat in the shade are all yours. | |||
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"You still serving pal? If so cold frosty IPA please barkeep " Sorry went out until the early hours but there’s a drink waiting this afternoon | |||
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"And another 3 gallon of dry sharp cider for me please, and pour one for yourself " Apologies I was out until the early hours I owe you your ciders | |||
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