FabSwingers.com forum: Can't meet now because ....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

... I've been eating pickled onions

Ps for those more serious beings - this is just a silly light hearted thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... I've been eating pickled onions

Ps for those more serious beings - this is just a silly light hearted thread"

Just post a meet asking for someone who's been hitting the monster munch!!

Simples!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I like em. Come and share them with my crisps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

right im not canceling our meet but i have got the shits so no anal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am cancelling the meet as my dog has eaten the directions

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"right im not canceling our meet but i have got the shits so no anal

Lol oh I've said that too

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I'm looking for meets but depending on the timing we may both have to wear full chemical hazard suits what withme being toxic.

D'ya think that'll read ok in the meet today blurb?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I'm cancelling a meet so they don't find out I'm actually an 75 year old single male

(good job no one tin-eyed my pics eh?? Lol )

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I'm cancelling a meet so they don't find out I'm actually an 75 year old single male

(good job no one tin-eyed my pics eh?? Lol )"

Have to say you've got a perky bum for an old codger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm cancelling a meet so they don't find out I'm actually an 75 year old single male

(good job no one tin-eyed my pics eh?? Lol )"

Or did they.........,Derek !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mmmmmm pickles

But how dare you have the audacity to post on here when you can't meet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have actually canceled a meet because ive had a spot come up that morning lol

is that allowed?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"I'm cancelling a meet so they don't find out I'm actually an 75 year old single male

(good job no one tin-eyed my pics eh?? Lol )

Or did they.........,Derek !!!

Yeah but you still like me obi... Just because you didn't display the veri I left you doesn't mean it didn't happen. Sorry about my false teeth and toupee by the way. Xx

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"i have actually canceled a meet because ive had a spot come up that morning lol

is that allowed?

Yes!! I've got a horrendous one on my nose now and there's no way id meet lol x

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

...because there is fecking glitter in the controls of my time-machine again and I'm stuck in Belgium in 1788

True story...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a genuine reason for a guy not turning up for an arranged meet ..........

Sorry I couldn't make it , I got my dick caught in my fly zip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im cancelling a meet cos i dont like where you live... seen your house on google earth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont mind a pickle flavoured fanny

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By *arl828Man
over a year ago

warrington, Cheshire

"This is a genuine reason for a guy not turning up for an arranged meet ..........

Sorry I couldn't make it , I got my dick caught in my fly zip

HAHA I'd have still met to have it kissed better lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is a genuine reason for a guy not turning up for an arranged meet ..........

Sorry I couldn't make it , I got my dick caught in my fly zip

HAHA I'd have still met to have it kissed better lol

And I would, ve kissed it better for him too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry can't meet today because the dog ate the cat then the mother-in-law ate the dog then the car rolled backward over the mother-in-law as we were taking her to the hospital to get her stomach pumped then the shovel broke as we were scraping her off the floor which ment we both slipped on the bloody remains and we don't have any other shoes to put on, so can we meet next week instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't make the meet stuck in a snow drift lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have just found out my cat has leprosy so I have to cancel.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I got a big fat pusy spot on my chin....

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Bloody Mother-Fecking Nature has put a kybosh on my playtime for tonight!!! Bitch

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Need to reorganise my kitchen cupboards...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its snowing far to dangerous

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"im cancelling a meet cos i dont like where you live... seen your house on google earth

erm...I may have done that....lol

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"Its snowing far to dangerous "

done that.lol

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"right im not canceling our meet but i have got the shits so no anal

I think that is perfectly acceptable.lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't meet now because I've been having phone sex all day and it stuck... Up my bum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm at work. Sat at my desk in tight jeans, having a fantasy about plumbers. I'll be off to Poundland on the way back to see if they have any jobs for a timewaster like me. But it's better to have loved my work than not worked at all.

Start of Lent, had my pancakes last night just in case the Catholic Church goes bust. I have given up looking at ugly phallic symbols for the duration. Anyway better go fight my way through the snow now. Gotta go lassoo tea on the way home. I saw a lovely donkey not far from us with a carrot shoved up its arse. I call that a ready meal. Findus call that " oh fuck"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm at work. Sat at my desk in tight jeans, having a fantasy about plumbers. I'll be off to Poundland on the way back to see if they have any jobs for a timewaster like me. But it's better to have loved my work than not worked at all.

Self imposed forum ban going well then I see!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Self imposed forum ban going well then I see!

So busted

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By *TUDLY_GOOD_FUCKMan
over a year ago

mansfield

Sorry we can't meet you tonight,

We are hiding in the attic.

We've been though this with you before!

Now get the fuck out of my garden!

The police ore on the way to take you home again

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'm cancelling because I'm a timewaster so sucks to you! (or not....)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Of spot on Bot

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

iv cancelled a meet because i broke a front tooth,was my first meet off here as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm cancelling the meet because the chemists are out of chloroform and there's no more room under my patio Mwah ha ha ha ha

err well its hardly going to reduce the people wanting to meet me !

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