FabSwingers.com forum: Let’s settle it once and for all …

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

They’re called:

Ice Poles (not ice pops or any other variation)

Bread Rolls (certainly not barm cakes ffs!

)

Crusts (the outside / end pieces of a loaf of bread)

Daps (those slip on gym shoes you used to do PE in as a kiddie)

And ..

It’s Jam first (obviously)

And yes, it’s wee!

(Yes it’s this old thread yet again!! What I have left off the list, Fabsters?

)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They’re called:

Ice Poles (not ice pops or any other variation)

Bread Rolls (certainly not barm cakes ffs!

)

Crusts (the outside / end pieces of a loaf of bread)

Daps (those slip on gym shoes you used to do PE in as a kiddie)

And ..

It’s Jam first (obviously)

And yes, it’s wee!

(Yes it’s this old thread yet again!! What I have left off the list, Fabsters?

Ice pops

Bread rolls

Crusts

Plimsolls

Cream first

Not wee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They’re called:

Ice Poles (not ice pops or any other variation)

Bread Rolls (certainly not barm cakes ffs!

)

Crusts (the outside / end pieces of a loaf of bread)

Daps (those slip on gym shoes you used to do PE in as a kiddie)

And ..

It’s Jam first (obviously)

And yes, it’s wee!

(Yes it’s this old thread yet again!! What I have left off the list, Fabsters?

)

Ice pops

Bread rolls

Crusts

Plimsolls

Cream first

Not wee

^ you’re a wrong ‘un

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tip tops

Batch

Crust

Pumps

No preference

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"They’re called:

Ice Poles (not ice pops or any other variation)

Bread Rolls (certainly not barm cakes ffs!

)

Crusts (the outside / end pieces of a loaf of bread)

Daps (those slip on gym shoes you used to do PE in as a kiddie)

And ..

It’s Jam first (obviously)

And yes, it’s wee!

(Yes it’s this old thread yet again!! What I have left off the list, Fabsters?

Ice poles

Rolls (we already know they're made from bread)

Crusts, or tobber if you're my parents.

PE slippers/plimsolls

Who cares, just stick it together and smash it in your gob.

Defo piss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hear me one and all.

Ice pops, baps, crusts and pumps.

Jam first you heathens and it is whatever she says it is when she sprays you in the face.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tip tops

Batch

Crust

Pumps

No preference"

Tip tops!?

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"They’re called:

Ice Poles (not ice pops or any other variation)

Bread Rolls (certainly not barm cakes ffs!

)

Crusts (the outside / end pieces of a loaf of bread)

Daps (those slip on gym shoes you used to do PE in as a kiddie)

And ..

It’s Jam first (obviously)

And yes, it’s wee!

(Yes it’s this old thread yet again!! What I have left off the list, Fabsters?

Ice lollies

Crusts

Pumps

Jam first

You ain't dragging me into that argument!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They’re called:

Ice Poles (not ice pops or any other variation)

Bread Rolls (certainly not barm cakes ffs!

)

Crusts (the outside / end pieces of a loaf of bread)

Daps (those slip on gym shoes you used to do PE in as a kiddie)

And ..

It’s Jam first (obviously)

And yes, it’s wee!

(Yes it’s this old thread yet again!! What I have left off the list, Fabsters?

)

Ice poles

Rolls (we already know they're made from bread)

Crusts, or tobber if you're my parents.

PE slippers/plimsolls

Who cares, just stick it together and smash it in your gob.

Defo piss.

Aye agree on rolls. Just put the bread bit in so people knew what I was on about. But yeah. Rolls

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"They’re called:

Ice Poles (not ice pops or any other variation)

Bread Rolls (certainly not barm cakes ffs!

)

Crusts (the outside / end pieces of a loaf of bread)

Daps (those slip on gym shoes you used to do PE in as a kiddie)

And ..

It’s Jam first (obviously)

And yes, it’s wee!

(Yes it’s this old thread yet again!! What I have left off the list, Fabsters?

)

Ice lollies

Crusts

Pumps

Jam first

You ain't dragging me into that argument!"

I missed bread rolls.

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By *issBlackedCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Plimsolls? Daps? They're clearly called "gutties" haha

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By *uliette500Woman
over a year ago

Hull

Ice pops

Bread cakes

Crusts

Sandshoes (sannies for short)

Jam first so it actually spreads!

Don't care what it is, it just feels amazing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They’re called:

Ice Poles (not ice pops or any other variation)

Bread Rolls (certainly not barm cakes ffs!

)

Crusts (the outside / end pieces of a loaf of bread)

Daps (those slip on gym shoes you used to do PE in as a kiddie)

And ..

It’s Jam first (obviously)

And yes, it’s wee!

(Yes it’s this old thread yet again!! What I have left off the list, Fabsters?

Ice pops.

Buns.

Crust.

Dappers.

Jam.

Lash.

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
over a year ago

west london

Jelly shoes

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By *romleyM41Man
over a year ago

orpington / surrounding

"They’re called:

Ice Poles (not ice pops or any other variation)

Bread Rolls (certainly not barm cakes ffs!

)

Crusts (the outside / end pieces of a loaf of bread)

Daps (those slip on gym shoes you used to do PE in as a kiddie)

And ..

It’s Jam first (obviously)

And yes, it’s wee!

(Yes it’s this old thread yet again!! What I have left off the list, Fabsters?

)

Ice poles

Rolls (we already know they're made from bread)

Crusts, or tobber if you're my parents.

PE slippers/plimsolls

Who cares, just stick it together and smash it in your gob.

Defo piss.

I’m with this person 100%

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By *oinerbillMan
over a year ago

warrington

Its Barm Cakes...

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"They’re called:

Ice Poles (not ice pops or any other variation)

Bread Rolls (certainly not barm cakes ffs!

)

Crusts (the outside / end pieces of a loaf of bread)

Daps (those slip on gym shoes you used to do PE in as a kiddie)

And ..

It’s Jam first (obviously)

And yes, it’s wee!

(Yes it’s this old thread yet again!! What I have left off the list, Fabsters?

)

Ice poles

Rolls (we already know they're made from bread)

Crusts, or tobber if you're my parents.

PE slippers/plimsolls

Who cares, just stick it together and smash it in your gob.

Defo piss.

Aye agree on rolls. Just put the bread bit in so people knew what I was on about. But yeah. Rolls

Oh yea, might have thought you meant a Roller

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

And who remembers the horrible smell the plimsolls made your PE bag smell of.

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By *rozac_fairyCouple
over a year ago

Tamworth

Tiptops

Cobs

Crust

Plimsolls

Jam first

Pee

Mrs x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Ice Pops

BARMS

Crusts or Ends

Plimsolls

Jam only, I'm lactose intolerant

Pee. Definitely

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By *ancspete132Man
over a year ago

oldham

Ice pops

Muffins

Crust

Plimsolls

Jam first

Piss

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By *uietguy689Man
over a year ago

Abingdon

"And who remembers the horrible smell the plimsolls made your PE bag smell of."

Who could forget???

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By *uietguy689Man
over a year ago

Abingdon

"They’re called:

Ice Poles (not ice pops or any other variation)

Bread Rolls (certainly not barm cakes ffs!

)

Crusts (the outside / end pieces of a loaf of bread)

Daps (those slip on gym shoes you used to do PE in as a kiddie)

And ..

It’s Jam first (obviously)

And yes, it’s wee!

(Yes it’s this old thread yet again!! What I have left off the list, Fabsters?

)

Ice pops

Bread rolls

Crusts

Plimsolls

Cream first

Not wee

I'm with Fluffy on this

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Oh look, its the "how to spot a psychopath and auto block list thread"

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Ice pops.

Baps.

Crusts.

Pumps.

Cream.

The mr

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By *jay1975Man
over a year ago

London / Barcelona

"They’re called:

Ice Poles (not ice pops or any other variation)

Bread Rolls (certainly not barm cakes ffs!

)

Crusts (the outside / end pieces of a loaf of bread)

Daps (those slip on gym shoes you used to do PE in as a kiddie)

And ..

It’s Jam first (obviously)

And yes, it’s wee!

(Yes it’s this old thread yet again!! What I have left off the list, Fabsters?

)

Ice pops

Bread rolls

Crusts

Plimsolls

Cream first

Not wee

Yeah, that's better, i don't have to get involved now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh look, its the "how to spot a psychopath and auto block list thread" "

The Barm cake brigade are an instant block!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tip tops

Batch

Crust

Pumps

No preference

Tip tops!?

Perhaps a 80’s/90’s Midland’s thing. The kids don’t call them tip tops now around here. Think they call them ice pops or just ice lollies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's also crumpet, not pieclet...

(P.S. cream first)

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"Tip tops

Batch

Crust

Pumps

No preference

Tip tops!?

Perhaps a 80’s/90’s Midland’s thing. The kids don’t call them tip tops now around here. Think they call them ice pops or just ice lollies. "

That's just wrong, tip tops are tip tops never ice lollies

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Oh look, its the "how to spot a psychopath and auto block list thread"

The Barm cake brigade are an instant block!"

Excellent. Hit that block then because you won't be served a chip bap or chip roll or chip cob round these parts. It's a barm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tip tops

Batch

Crust

Pumps

No preference

Tip tops!?

Perhaps a 80’s/90’s Midland’s thing. The kids don’t call them tip tops now around here. Think they call them ice pops or just ice lollies.

That's just wrong, tip tops are tip tops never ice lollies

Haha yeah, my kids are just like what? When I say tip tops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They’re called:

Ice Poles (not ice pops or any other variation)

Bread Rolls (certainly not barm cakes ffs!

)

Crusts (the outside / end pieces of a loaf of bread)

Daps (those slip on gym shoes you used to do PE in as a kiddie)

And ..

It’s Jam first (obviously)

And yes, it’s wee!

(Yes it’s this old thread yet again!! What I have left off the list, Fabsters?

Its

Ice lols

Baps

Crusts

Pumps

Cream on one half, jam on t’other side by side

Vag fluid

Bonus addition its called pop not ‘fizzy’

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London

The last one is a philosophical and linguistic question - is carbonated water still called water?

No, most people call it soda even though it's just water containing dissolved carbon dioxide.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The last one is a philosophical and linguistic question - is carbonated water still called water?

No, most people call it soda even though it's just water containing dissolved carbon dioxide."

Fizzy water

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London

"The last one is a philosophical and linguistic question - is carbonated water still called water?

No, most people call it soda even though it's just water containing dissolved carbon dioxide.

Fizzy water"

Okay, but that's still a different name given to it based on its chemical composition

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"The last one is a philosophical and linguistic question - is carbonated water still called water?

No, most people call it soda even though it's just water containing dissolved carbon dioxide.

Fizzy water

Okay, but that's still a different name given to it based on its chemical composition

It's still plain ol' H2O. Just a bit more CO2

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London

"The last one is a philosophical and linguistic question - is carbonated water still called water?

No, most people call it soda even though it's just water containing dissolved carbon dioxide.

Fizzy water

Okay, but that's still a different name given to it based on its chemical composition

It's still plain ol' H2O. Just a bit more CO2"

You'll find it's actually a reversible reaction creating H2CO3 too! On a base level, we're all stardust - although that's poetic, there is value in specificity

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Ice pops

Barm, bread roll, whatever people want to call it - I’ve lived all over the country and have called it different things.

Crusts

Gym Slappers

Jam first as easier to put cream on top but I’d eat it either way

If you’ve been squirted on, you’d know it’s not piss - there’s a huge difference between the two in taste, consistency, smell but I also don’t care if people think it is…

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's also crumpet, not pieclet...

(P.S. cream first)"

You’re 50% right! Who doesn’t love a bit of crumpet, but in the bin for suggesting cream first!

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

Ice pops

Bread buns

Crusts

Plimsoles

Jam

Not fussed, wee, wizz, piss will all do

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

But what do you all call bits of batter you can ask for on your chips at the chippy.

Up here it’s “batter on” but have also heard scraps and crispies

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"They’re called:

Ice Poles (not ice pops or any other variation)

Bread Rolls (certainly not barm cakes ffs!

)

Crusts (the outside / end pieces of a loaf of bread)

Daps (those slip on gym shoes you used to do PE in as a kiddie)

And ..

It’s Jam first (obviously)

And yes, it’s wee!

(Yes it’s this old thread yet again!! What I have left off the list, Fabsters?

You're wrong about end of bread as crust is on the whole loaf, it's the butt of the bread at the ends

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By *heGigglersCouple
over a year ago

Stourbridge

"They’re called:

Ice Poles (not ice pops or any other variation)

Bread Rolls (certainly not barm cakes ffs!

)

Crusts (the outside / end pieces of a loaf of bread)

Daps (those slip on gym shoes you used to do PE in as a kiddie)

And ..

It’s Jam first (obviously)

And yes, it’s wee!

(Yes it’s this old thread yet again!! What I have left off the list, Fabsters?

Tiptops

Cobs

Crusts

Plimsolls

Jam first

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By *cnugatugMan
over a year ago

Chatham

Daps na dude there plimsolls

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By *cnugatugMan
over a year ago

Chatham

Ice poles

Roll depending on type of roll

Plimsoles

And wth jam and cream get away with that

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"They’re called:

Ice Poles (not ice pops or any other variation)

Bread Rolls (certainly not barm cakes ffs!

)

Crusts (the outside / end pieces of a loaf of bread)

Daps (those slip on gym shoes you used to do PE in as a kiddie)

And ..

It’s Jam first (obviously)

And yes, it’s wee!

(Yes it’s this old thread yet again!! What I have left off the list, Fabsters?

I’d agree with most of that Dan but I’ll call you out on one mistake - they are definitely Gutties, not Daps.

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"They’re called:

Ice Poles (not ice pops or any other variation)

Bread Rolls (certainly not barm cakes ffs!

)

Crusts (the outside / end pieces of a loaf of bread)

Daps (those slip on gym shoes you used to do PE in as a kiddie)

And ..

It’s Jam first (obviously)

And yes, it’s wee!

(Yes it’s this old thread yet again!! What I have left off the list, Fabsters?

Ffs Dan, you've kicked it off now between me and Sugar Tits!

Me (southerner):

Ice poles

Bread Rolls

Crusts

Plimsolls

Jam first, duh!

Not wee

(And btw, they are downpipes / rainwater pipes and NOT downcomers!

Her (north easterner):

Ice pops

Buns

Crusts

Sand shoes

Jam first

It's wee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But what do you all call bits of batter you can ask for on your chips at the chippy.

Up here it’s “batter on” but have also heard scraps and crispies "

Scraps is the correct answer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They’re called:

Ice Poles (not ice pops or any other variation)

Bread Rolls (certainly not barm cakes ffs!

)

Crusts (the outside / end pieces of a loaf of bread)

Daps (those slip on gym shoes you used to do PE in as a kiddie)

And ..

It’s Jam first (obviously)

And yes, it’s wee!

(Yes it’s this old thread yet again!! What I have left off the list, Fabsters?

)

Ffs Dan, you've kicked it off now between me and Sugar Tits!

Me (southerner):

Ice poles

Bread Rolls

Crusts

Plimsolls

Jam first, duh!

Not wee

(And btw, they are downpipes / rainwater pipes and NOT downcomers!

Her (north easterner):

Ice pops

Buns

Crusts

Sand shoes

Jam first

It's wee"

Sorry! But I expect the make-up sex will be epic!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

If we settle all these once and for all what the hell will people post about??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They’re called:

Ice Poles (not ice pops or any other variation)

Bread Rolls (certainly not barm cakes ffs!

)

Crusts (the outside / end pieces of a loaf of bread)

Daps (those slip on gym shoes you used to do PE in as a kiddie)

And ..

It’s Jam first (obviously)

And yes, it’s wee!

(Yes it’s this old thread yet again!! What I have left off the list, Fabsters?

Tip tops

Baps

Crusts (agreed)

Plimsoles

Jam first or cream I don’t care, whichever way you like it once done turn it upside down and any argument is futile

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

"They’re called:

Ice Poles (not ice pops or any other variation)

Bread Rolls (certainly not barm cakes ffs!

)

Crusts (the outside / end pieces of a loaf of bread)

Daps (those slip on gym shoes you used to do PE in as a kiddie)

And ..

It’s Jam first (obviously)

And yes, it’s wee!

(Yes it’s this old thread yet again!! What I have left off the list, Fabsters?

)

Ffs Dan, you've kicked it off now between me and Sugar Tits!

Me (southerner):

Ice poles

Bread Rolls

Crusts

Plimsolls

Jam first, duh!

Not wee

(And btw, they are downpipes / rainwater pipes and NOT downcomers!

Her (north easterner):

Ice pops

Buns

Crusts

Sand shoes

Jam first

It's wee"

Totally forgot Sand Shoes, doh!

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"They’re called:

Ice Poles (not ice pops or any other variation)

Bread Rolls (certainly not barm cakes ffs!

)

Crusts (the outside / end pieces of a loaf of bread)

Daps (those slip on gym shoes you used to do PE in as a kiddie)

And ..

It’s Jam first (obviously)

And yes, it’s wee!

(Yes it’s this old thread yet again!! What I have left off the list, Fabsters?

)

Ffs Dan, you've kicked it off now between me and Sugar Tits!

Me (southerner):

Ice poles

Bread Rolls

Crusts

Plimsolls

Jam first, duh!

Not wee

(And btw, they are downpipes / rainwater pipes and NOT downcomers!

Her (north easterner):

Ice pops

Buns

Crusts

Sand shoes

Jam first

It's wee

Sorry! But I expect the make-up sex will be epic!

Make up sex!!!???? Are you kidding? We're in deal breaker territory now. There's no way back!

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

The hell is a "dap"?

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The hell is a "dap"?

LvM"

Admin! 48 hour time out for these two please!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"But what do you all call bits of batter you can ask for on your chips at the chippy.

Up here it’s “batter on” but have also heard scraps and crispies "

Scraps

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By *ixenandhoundCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth, South west

Cream first! Always!

That's all I have to disagree with lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penny floater

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

...and it's mum not mam!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...and it's mum not mam!"

And DEFINITELY not Mom! That word actually grates me when I hear it!

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

"They’re called:

Ice Poles (not ice pops or any other variation)

Bread Rolls (certainly not barm cakes ffs!

)

Crusts (the outside / end pieces of a loaf of bread)

Daps (those slip on gym shoes you used to do PE in as a kiddie)

And ..

It’s Jam first (obviously)

And yes, it’s wee!

(Yes it’s this old thread yet again!! What I have left off the list, Fabsters?

You’ve missed off the stuff from the chip shop that’s the broken off bits of batter and crispy bits of potato.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ice pops

Bread cakes

Crusts

Sandshoes (sannies for short)

Jam first so it actually spreads!

Don't care what it is, it just feels amazing.

I believe these are all the correct answers

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