FabSwingers.com forum: Waking up

By *rHotNotts OP Man
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

The last time I’ll wake up in the UK for a while so thought I’d make it a memorable one.

Woke up to the sound of sheep and flies buzzing, crawled out my cave poured a Luke warm coffee , lit a cigarette , grabbed my tripod and scrambled up onto Back Tor to photograph the sun rising over Sheffield in the distance.

How did you wake up today ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I woke up hot and needing a drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't care .... as long as i can wake up then life is good.

The alternative is not so good.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

How did you wake up today ? "

Hot and sweaty after having too little sleep.

Cal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Exhausted, headache, irritable.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

My phone went ping a lot.

Should have put it on mute last night.....

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"I woke up hot and needing a drink

Same lol

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Is "grabbed my tripod" your euphemism for having a wank ?

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By *rHotNotts OP Man
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Is "grabbed my tripod" your euphemism for having a wank ?"

Thought about it but then I remembered the ‘leave no trace’ rule

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I woke with one child prodding me and the other jumping up and down in his cot, not fun, to then come downstairs and have his bottle tipped everywhere, safe to say I need coffee.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I woke up to have to rush around and make sandwiches for my son. He's off beating today in this heat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I need a poo in a minute.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I need a poo in a minute. "

In a minutes time?

Or you have 60 seconds to snap it out and done?

Facts man, we all need to know, don’t give us half a story.

Pfft!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I need a poo in a minute.

In a minutes time?

Or you have 60 seconds to snap it out and done?

Facts man, we all need to know, don’t give us half a story.

Pfft!"

Both!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I need a poo in a minute.

In a minutes time?

Or you have 60 seconds to snap it out and done?

Facts man, we all need to know, don’t give us half a story.

Pfft!

Both!

Or neither!?

I’ll never tell ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve woke up with Alisha’s arse hanging out of her silky shorts…

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

To the sound of the cat retching! X

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I got woken by a damn skip lorry going up the road at full speed. We have traffic calming bumps, and when they don't slow down the banging noise is horrendous. I'd been hoping for a lie in after struggling to sleep in the heat

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By *iddle ManMan
over a year ago

Walsall

I don't think I'm awake yet.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I don't think I'm awake yet. "

That's some damn good sleep typing

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Cool pic OP

I woke to birds and peace, the neighbours don't get up and start arguing till 9am

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Hubby disturbed me as he got into bed after his night shift. I needed the toilet, so I put on my pj's and used the toilet. Then I came downstairs so I didn't disturb him

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By *rHotNotts OP Man
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

My peacefully snoring friend woke up looking very angry as I put Metallica, And Justice for all , on full blast through the portable speaker I carefully placed near her head when I got up !

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

The birds woke up me up, sun steaming through my bedroom window and all is peaceful

I’m not quite ready to leave my bed yet but I need coffee

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I woke up around 5.30 coughing and wheezing

so I came downstairs made coffee and toast and sat in the garden with the birds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 09/09/23 08:20:35]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The last time I’ll wake up in the UK for a while so thought I’d make it a memorable one.

How did you wake up today ? "

That's an amazing pic!!

Shame that bloke photo bombed it.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

To the sounds of roofers hammering right above my bedroom.

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

The same as always.

Unable to roll onto my stomach for gear of putting another large divot in the mattress.

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I woke up way too early, won't be busy till 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The same as always.

Unable to roll onto my stomach for gear of putting another large divot in the mattress."

Divot! DIVOT!!

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

"The same as always.

Unable to roll onto my stomach for gear of putting another large divot in the mattress.

Divot! DIVOT!!"

That's not nice. I'm sad now and I can roll back onto my tummy again....

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

The bladder woke me today....crawl out of bed to use the loo...

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By *mwirralMan
over a year ago

wirral

With someone's hand where it should be 1st thing in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *TinyDelight-Woman
over a year ago

City Centre

Awoke to nature's dawn chorus and went back to sleep. Up now and hungry but not sure for what exactly

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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I woke in an unconditioned hotel room rather sweaty! I need to get up and move! But also enjoying being a lazy bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The same as always.

Unable to roll onto my stomach for gear of putting another large divot in the mattress.

Divot! DIVOT!!

That's not nice. I'm sad now and I can roll back onto my tummy again....

Yay! I love a happy ending!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8w3wmQAMoxQ

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Woke up with pink eye and a child demanding I make pancakes

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I woke him up for a change.

Jo.Xx

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By *rHotNotts OP Man
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"I woke in an unconditioned hotel room rather sweaty! I need to get up and move! But also enjoying being a lazy bum

It was actually quite sweaty in my cave - didn't get below 17 degrees all night.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Great photo, OP. Love the Peak District.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Oh, and I woke up at 8.05, quick wash and straight out for a dog walk in my lovely local park. Croissant and coffee on way home so a pretty good start to the day...

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

I dove out of bed, put on my bikini, fed the cat while the coffee was brewing. Took my flask of coffee to the beach to warm me up after my swim at sunrise. I also got some lovely pics

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Where are you off to op?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I woke up without remembering my dream for a change.

I felt I'd had a good sleep and wasn't desperate for a wee.

I have to brave the heat soon though.

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By *rHotNotts OP Man
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Where are you off to op?"

Back to work in Dubai , had a FAB 3 weeks trip though

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By *rHotNotts OP Man
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"I dove out of bed, put on my bikini, fed the cat while the coffee was brewing. Took my flask of coffee to the beach to warm me up after my swim at sunrise. I also got some lovely pics"

Sounds perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I woke up at 7:10am on the sofa and can't remember getting home last night / this morning

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

"I dove out of bed, put on my bikini, fed the cat while the coffee was brewing. Took my flask of coffee to the beach to warm me up after my swim at sunrise. I also got some lovely pics

Sounds perfect"

It certainly was and the sun as you know was beautiful

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

With a blowjob

I do love getting up at times and being up a mountain waiting for the sunrise…makes you feel alive when you go off on adventures

Good pic OP

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