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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

.. what should I be apologising for, Fabsters, and to who?

Serious answers, or more light hearted ones welcomed my lovelies.

But ideally the more light hearted ones please, it’s too late for too much serious shit innit?

TL:DR? Keep it fun and friendly

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By *etitesaraTV/TS
over a year ago

rochdale

Liking cricket ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Liking cricket ??"

I don’t like cricket…. I

it!

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Depending on how you eat your scone at afternoon tea, apologise to Devon or Cornwall.

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By *urhamdiscreetMan
over a year ago

Durham

"Liking cricket ??

I don’t like cricket…. I

it!

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

Everything.Including your existence.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

To everyone for everything. That should cover it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The patriarchy

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Privilege. You apparently have a lot of it and need to apologise and then denounce it.

Go on then, off you fuck.

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By *ldFashionedGentMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

For wearing socks whilst doing the wild thing

Should really be everyone that but you can on apologise on their behalf

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Everything.Including your existence."

yep

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Depending on how you eat your scone at afternoon tea, apologise to Devon or Cornwall."

Sorreeee Devon!

#TeamJamFirst!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

".. what should I be apologising for, Fabsters, and to who?

Serious answers, or more light hearted ones welcomed my lovelies.

But ideally the more light hearted ones please, it’s too late for too much serious shit innit?

TL:DR? Keep it fun and friendly

I’m reporting your privilege, and how dare you start a thread with the word white in it. I’ll tribute your pic first

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Everything.Including your existence."

I’m sorry for it all!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To everyone for everything. That should cover it."

All encompassing.. I like it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The patriarchy "

Definitely that! Apols to the matriarchy!

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
over a year ago

your head

Breathing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Privilege. You apparently have a lot of it and need to apologise and then denounce it.

Go on then, off you fuck.

Off I’m fucking! Who fancies a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For wearing socks whilst doing the wild thing

Should really be everyone that but you can on apologise on their behalf

Team socks!! I wear socks with flip flops!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

".. what should I be apologising for, Fabsters, and to who?

Serious answers, or more light hearted ones welcomed my lovelies.

But ideally the more light hearted ones please, it’s too late for too much serious shit innit?

TL:DR? Keep it fun and friendly

I’m reporting your privilege, and how dare you start a thread with the word white in it. I’ll tribute your pic first

Send pics!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Breathing "

I’m holding my breath as I type!

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"Privilege. You apparently have a lot of it and need to apologise and then denounce it.

Go on then, off you fuck.

Sorry, it’s embarrassing how I’ve been just handed my house, Career successes, world travel and I just waft through life without a care in the world…if things get tough I just flash my club member card and one of my staff hands me a large plate of whatever I want

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Who is asking you to and what for? If you do have something to apologise for do it sooner than later, get it all sorted and carry on making the odd mistake here and there and be prepared to apologise again. How boring would we all be if we never had anything to apologise for

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Privilege. You apparently have a lot of it and need to apologise and then denounce it.

Go on then, off you fuck.

And don’t forget your life membership of first class travel on planes and use of their corporate lounges which is granted at birth. God bless Emirates

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Privilege. You apparently have a lot of it and need to apologise and then denounce it.

Go on then, off you fuck.

I know. It’s great, isn’t it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who is asking you to and what for? If you do have something to apologise for do it sooner than later, get it all sorted and carry on making the odd mistake here and there and be prepared to apologise again. How boring would we all be if we never had anything to apologise for

I’m being proactive! Sorry.

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

I’m being proactive! Sorry.

Apology accepted

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Privilege. You apparently have a lot of it and need to apologise and then denounce it.

Go on then, off you fuck.

And don’t forget your life membership of first class travel on planes and use of their corporate lounges which is granted at birth. God bless Emirates

Stewardesses in mini skirts and stockings and suspenders hand feeding me caviar. It’s the life!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Privilege. You apparently have a lot of it and need to apologise and then denounce it.

Go on then, off you fuck.

And don’t forget your life membership of first class travel on planes and use of their corporate lounges which is granted at birth. God bless Emirates

Stewardesses in mini skirts and stockings and suspenders hand feeding me caviar. It’s the life!

FFS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

England's inability to win the World Cup since 1966. But then also apologise for our arrogance in believing we have a chance every World Cup since then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"England's inability to win the World Cup since 1966. But then also apologise for our arrogance in believing we have a chance every World Cup since then."

Yep, fair do’s, I should apologise for that.

Sorry to Bert Millichip, Geoff Thompson, Debbie Hewitt et al over the years ..

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By *ilverfox for youMan
over a year ago

Hull

So one of the minority then !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 08/09/23 21:42:41]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So one of the minority then !!!"

I say nothing!

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"Privilege. You apparently have a lot of it and need to apologise and then denounce it.

Go on then, off you fuck.

And don’t forget your life membership of first class travel on planes and use of their corporate lounges which is granted at birth. God bless Emirates

Is there any other way to travel to Lidl for your complementary oven fresh warm baguette on a Saturday?

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

This is a heart-rending thread. I can feel the angst. I've set up a GoFund Me page for you.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

For being a Berk.

Of the Berkshire Berks.

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"Privilege. You apparently have a lot of it and need to apologise and then denounce it.

Go on then, off you fuck.

And don’t forget your life membership of first class travel on planes and use of their corporate lounges which is granted at birth. God bless Emirates

Is there any other way to travel to Lidl for your complementary oven fresh warm baguette on a Saturday?

You can get food from places other than Waitrose?

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By *panksspankedMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"So one of the minority then !!!

I say nothing!

It would seem that you do

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

Brexit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apologise for being straight dammit! I always wanted to bum ya.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is a heart-rending thread. I can feel the angst. I've set up a GoFund Me page for you.

Ooh thank you! Or should that be sorry? Now I’m confused!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For being a Berk.

Of the Berkshire Berks."

Ooh I’ll NEVER apologise for that!!

(Sorry?

)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".. what should I be apologising for, Fabsters, and to who?

Serious answers, or more light hearted ones welcomed my lovelies.

But ideally the more light hearted ones please, it’s too late for too much serious shit innit?

TL:DR? Keep it fun and friendly

"
No need to apologize. You are you everyone else can just fuck off according to your values.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So one of the minority then !!!

I say nothing!

It would seem that you do"

sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Brexit"

All my fault. Sorry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Apologise for being straight dammit! I always wanted to bum ya. "

I can be gay for pay? DMs open ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

".. what should I be apologising for, Fabsters, and to who?

Serious answers, or more light hearted ones welcomed my lovelies.

But ideally the more light hearted ones please, it’s too late for too much serious shit innit?

TL:DR? Keep it fun and friendly

No need to apologize. You are you everyone else can just fuck off according to your values.

So, should I apologise for suggesting I should apologise?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

To me, for not having a beautiful black cock for me to suck on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To me, for not having a beautiful black cock for me to suck on."

Just my ugly white one : sorry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apologise for being straight dammit! I always wanted to bum ya.

I can be gay for pay? DMs open ..

Busts open the piggy bank…………..will a couple of rusty old €2 coins work?

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

".. what should I be apologising for, Fabsters, and to who?

Serious answers, or more light hearted ones welcomed my lovelies.

But ideally the more light hearted ones please, it’s too late for too much serious shit innit?

TL:DR? Keep it fun and friendly

Being a bag of shit. I'll be there in a few years and I will be apologizing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Apologise for being straight dammit! I always wanted to bum ya.

I can be gay for pay? DMs open ..

Busts open the piggy bank…………..will a couple of rusty old €2 coins work?

Ooh .. I was yours for €1 but if you have €4 ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

".. what should I be apologising for, Fabsters, and to who?

Serious answers, or more light hearted ones welcomed my lovelies.

But ideally the more light hearted ones please, it’s too late for too much serious shit innit?

TL:DR? Keep it fun and friendly

Being a bag of shit. I'll be there in a few years and I will be apologizing!"

Yep, at midnight on your 50th birthday it happens. It’s coming! Sorry

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

".. what should I be apologising for, Fabsters, and to who?

Serious answers, or more light hearted ones welcomed my lovelies.

But ideally the more light hearted ones please, it’s too late for too much serious shit innit?

TL:DR? Keep it fun and friendly

You mean TL:DR I wanna be Fab's most crafty opinionist lol

Ps. I know it's tough having to apologise all the time. I'm of a very similar demographic and last weekend alone I had 14 people knocking my door asking me to apologise for White Privilege! 14!!! I'm just so tired of apologising all the time!! When will this persecution ever stop!!!

I'm so tired it boils my piss etc etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Liking cricket ??"

If that's wrong, I don't want to be right!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

".. what should I be apologising for, Fabsters, and to who?

Serious answers, or more light hearted ones welcomed my lovelies.

But ideally the more light hearted ones please, it’s too late for too much serious shit innit?

TL:DR? Keep it fun and friendly

You mean TL:DR I wanna be Fab's most crafty opinionist lol

I'm so tired it boils my piss etc etc.

pt"

I’ve implemented an online booking system, that way I can block out some “me” time between the apologies. Try it. Life changing

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

".. what should I be apologising for, Fabsters, and to who?

Serious answers, or more light hearted ones welcomed my lovelies.

But ideally the more light hearted ones please, it’s too late for too much serious shit innit?

TL:DR? Keep it fun and friendly

You mean TL:DR I wanna be Fab's most crafty opinionist lol

I'm so tired it boils my piss etc etc.

pt"

It's not piss, it's........

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

".. what should I be apologising for, Fabsters, and to who?

Serious answers, or more light hearted ones welcomed my lovelies.

But ideally the more light hearted ones please, it’s too late for too much serious shit innit?

TL:DR? Keep it fun and friendly

You mean TL:DR I wanna be Fab's most crafty opinionist lol

I'm so tired it boils my piss etc etc.

It's not piss, it's........

Pure Thunderbird

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

".. what should I be apologising for, Fabsters, and to who?

Serious answers, or more light hearted ones welcomed my lovelies.

But ideally the more light hearted ones please, it’s too late for too much serious shit innit?

TL:DR? Keep it fun and friendly

You could buy me an ice cream

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

".. what should I be apologising for, Fabsters, and to who?

Serious answers, or more light hearted ones welcomed my lovelies.

But ideally the more light hearted ones please, it’s too late for too much serious shit innit?

TL:DR? Keep it fun and friendly

You could buy me an ice cream "

I’m sorry I haven’t (yet..

) .. what flavour are you licking’?

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