FabSwingers.com forum: Childhood and childish jokes

By *tanley Funseeker OP Man
over a year ago

stanley

What’s your favourite joke that you remember from childhood. Mines “ why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Coz it was dead”

Stupid as it is it always got me and my mates in stitches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What hovers in the sky and wobbles? A jelly copter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did the second monkey fall out the tree?

Because he was stapled to the first monkey

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London

I liked this one: "An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor/nurse is cute forget the fruit."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did the third monkey fall out the tree?

Because he thought it was a game

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

the school i attended was st nicholas high school.... school joke was st nicholas girls shouldnt climb trees

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By *oanne ETV/TS
over a year ago

Near Warrington

Why does Edward Woodward have so many Ds in his name?

Would you like to be called Ewar Woowar!

(I'll get my coat)

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Knock knock

Who's there?

I Dunap

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By *arl192021Man
over a year ago

Northumberland

Why did the chicken cross the road????

To get to the other side

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

How do you get 4 elephants in a mini?

Two in the front and 2 in the back.

How do you get 4 giraffes in a mini?

You can't, there's 4 elephants in there already!

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By *ilts hot guyMan
over a year ago

calne

Why did the spunk cross the road?? Because I put the the wrong sock on!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder how many people had the Ha Ha Bonk book and can remember any of the jokes?

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By *tanley Funseeker OP Man
over a year ago

stanley

"Why did the second monkey fall out the tree?

Because he was stapled to the first monkey

Love it

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By *tanley Funseeker OP Man
over a year ago

stanley

"Why does Edward Woodward have so many Ds in his name?

Would you like to be called Ewar Woowar!

(I'll get my coat)"

Lol

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By *tanley Funseeker OP Man
over a year ago

stanley

"the school i attended was st nicholas high school.... school joke was st nicholas girls shouldnt climb trees"

Good but probs a bit too clever for my school lol

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By *tanley Funseeker OP Man
over a year ago

stanley

"Why does Edward Woodward have so many Ds in his name?

Would you like to be called Ewar Woowar!

(I'll get my coat)"

Groan! ( in a good way)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder how many people had the Ha Ha Bonk book and can remember any of the jokes?"

I did, and the titular joke went "What goes ha ha bonk? A man laughing his head off"

It has been reprinted for the new generation.

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By *tanley Funseeker OP Man
over a year ago

stanley

"How do you get 4 elephants in a mini?

Two in the front and 2 in the back.

How do you get 4 giraffes in a mini?

You can't, there's 4 elephants in there already!

real minis back then too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

What's yellow and highly dangerous?

Shark infested custard!

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