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By *valanche1001 OP   Man
over a year ago

Leeds

I’ll be heading down to London today. Those train journeys can be so dull (not to mention sweaty today!)

Any forumite suggestions for silly/naughty things to amuse myself with to pass the time?

-nothing offensive to others or that might get my collar felt by the BTP

Go…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well it goes without saying you have to play a game of Hollywood, Brazilian or full bush with all the female passengers around you.

In your head, obviously. Not out loud.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Count cows

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By *valanche1001 OP   Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"Well it goes without saying you have to play a game of Hollywood, Brazilian or full bush with all the female passengers around you.

In your head, obviously. Not out loud. "

Like it, will be giving this a go

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By *valanche1001 OP   Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"Count cows"

On the train? I think they go ‘cattle class’

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By *ingu and The ApeCouple
over a year ago

The Igloo

Get a tennis ball, cut it halfway through, and Pac-Man things.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

You could always chat to people

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By *valanche1001 OP   Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"You could always chat to people "

I am a chatty sort but the further south you go the more people think you’re a loon for starting a convo

Flipping southerners

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

Watch a movie on your phone or other mobile device.

Have a loud conversation (pretend or otherwise) on your phone. See how many tuts and firm looks you get.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Oooh I’m London bound today. Let’s play will we see each other - lol

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I like to look out the window and admire people’s gardens. Then I start wondering…..”do they mind having a garden backing on to train tracks? Obviously not Luna else they’d not live there”. “I wonder if the noise bothers them”. “I wonder what Tree that was” “I wonder if they know that someone has spray painted an image of a squirrel onto the other side of their wall?”

Endless conversations with myself in my head.

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By *valanche1001 OP   Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"Oooh I’m London bound today. Let’s play will we see each other - lol"

Intriguing

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By *valanche1001 OP   Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"I like to look out the window and admire people’s gardens. Then I start wondering…..”do they mind having a garden backing on to train tracks? Obviously not Luna else they’d not live there”. “I wonder if the noise bothers them”. “I wonder what Tree that was” “I wonder if they know that someone has spray painted an image of a squirrel onto the other side of their wall?”

Endless conversations with myself in my head.

"

I used to meet a couple in Wakefield and noticed their garden backed on to the wakey-Leeds track. Every so often I’d let her know when I’d be coming past and I’d get a lovely boob flash in my way home.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Enjoy London OP.

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By *ot_Guy999Man
over a year ago

Close by...


"Well it goes without saying you have to play a game of Hollywood, Brazilian or full bush with all the female passengers around you.

In your head, obviously. Not out loud.

Like it, will be giving this a go "

Do it out loud, I promise it will be way more entertaining

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Play cow, sheep, horsey.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"You could always chat to people

I am a chatty sort but the further south you go the more people think you’re a loon for starting a convo

Flipping southerners "

Watch it! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You could always chat to people

I am a chatty sort but the further south you go the more people think you’re a loon for starting a convo

Flipping southerners

Watch it! X"

My sentiments too Candy. Us southerners are bloody lovely

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"You could always chat to people

I am a chatty sort but the further south you go the more people think you’re a loon for starting a convo

Flipping southerners

Watch it! X

My sentiments too Candy. Us southerners are bloody lovely "

indeed we are! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You could always chat to people

I am a chatty sort but the further south you go the more people think you’re a loon for starting a convo

Flipping southerners

Watch it! X

My sentiments too Candy. Us southerners are bloody lovely

indeed we are! X"

Maybe you got some northern in you (I know how that sounds)

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I like the old comedy.

In someone's peripheral vision look at them and pull faces when they turn to look at you look away as if you wasn't looking at them.

Continue till either you crack up laughing or they come and punch you in face.

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