FabSwingers.com forum: ** Truth bombs **

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The Gherkin is the BEST bit of the burger, Fabsters

Tell us what else is the definitive TRUTH, whether people like it or not!

(n.b. Minus 25 points to the first person that says squirting is just wee)

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Swingers don't have better sex than others

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Anal is a pain in the ass

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"The Gherkin is the BEST bit of the burger, Fabsters

Tell us what else is the definitive TRUTH, whether people like it or not!

(n.b. Minus 25 points to the first person that says squirting is just wee)

You said it first

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Lord of the Rings is just a bit shit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The Gherkin is the BEST bit of the burger, Fabsters

Tell us what else is the definitive TRUTH, whether people like it or not!

(n.b. Minus 25 points to the first person that says squirting is just wee)

You said it first"

Damn!

-25 to me. And minus THIRTY points to you for being pedantic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rocket isnt peppery... it tastes like cack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anal is fucking shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Harry Potter is, in fact, for kids.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one has bum hair

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Hail the gherkin!

It’s certainly the best bit in a McDonald’s burger.

….is that even real beef?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Gherkin is the BEST bit of the burger, Fabsters

Tell us what else is the definitive TRUTH, whether people like it or not!

(n.b. Minus 25 points to the first person that says squirting is just wee)

I'll take the minus 25 points

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By *he_13th_ghostWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

Tiktok was a mistake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tiktok was a mistake"

TikTok is a Chinese State Psyop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Harry Potter is, in fact, for kids."

Harry Potter is an olden days rip off of the star wars series

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Harry Potter is, in fact, for kids.

Harry Potter is an olden days rip off of the star wars series "

Star Wars is also for kids.

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London

"Lord of the Rings is just a bit shit."

Wtaf?! I hope you're just saying this to elicit a response and don't actually believe it.

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Lord of the Rings is just a bit shit."

oh no no no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lord of the Rings is just a bit shit.

Wtaf?! I hope you're just saying this to elicit a response and don't actually believe it."

Oh, I believe it. LotR and Harry Potter are both a bit shit.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Lord of the Rings is just a bit shit.

Wtaf?! I hope you're just saying this to elicit a response and don't actually believe it."

Oh no, I'm deadly serious. Sorry! I'd like to like it, but can't get past the shitness.

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
over a year ago

London (She/Her)

69ing should be a lot of fun but really it’s a bit shit

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London

"Lord of the Rings is just a bit shit.

Wtaf?! I hope you're just saying this to elicit a response and don't actually believe it.

Oh, I believe it. LotR and Harry Potter are both a bit shit. "

Harry Potter, okay, but LotR is a masterpiece - the inspiration for so many fantasy franchises - just a perfect story of good triumphing over evil.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Lord of the Rings is just a bit shit.

Wtaf?! I hope you're just saying this to elicit a response and don't actually believe it.

Oh, I believe it. LotR and Harry Potter are both a bit shit.

Harry Potter, okay, but LotR is a masterpiece - the inspiration for so many fantasy franchises - just a perfect story of good triumphing over evil."

Yawn!

(I know it's a classic - just not my bag!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

George Lazenby was the best Bond.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lord of the Rings is just a bit shit.

Wtaf?! I hope you're just saying this to elicit a response and don't actually believe it.

Oh, I believe it. LotR and Harry Potter are both a bit shit.

Harry Potter, okay, but LotR is a masterpiece - the inspiration for so many fantasy franchises - just a perfect story of good triumphing over evil."

I’ve honestly tried to like it. I can’t. It’s not for me. Bores me endlessly.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Processed cheese makes you grow boobs.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Lord of the Rings is just a bit shit.

Wtaf?! I hope you're just saying this to elicit a response and don't actually believe it.

Oh, I believe it. LotR and Harry Potter are both a bit shit.

Harry Potter, okay, but LotR is a masterpiece - the inspiration for so many fantasy franchises - just a perfect story of good triumphing over evil.

I’ve honestly tried to like it. I can’t. It’s not for me. Bores me endlessly. "

Look forward to comparing notes on how dull it is sometime...

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"Lord of the Rings is just a bit shit.

Wtaf?! I hope you're just saying this to elicit a response and don't actually believe it.

Oh, I believe it. LotR and Harry Potter are both a bit shit. "

You are wrong, they are not a bit shit, they are complete shit.

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London

"Lord of the Rings is just a bit shit.

Wtaf?! I hope you're just saying this to elicit a response and don't actually believe it.

Oh, I believe it. LotR and Harry Potter are both a bit shit.

Harry Potter, okay, but LotR is a masterpiece - the inspiration for so many fantasy franchises - just a perfect story of good triumphing over evil.

I’ve honestly tried to like it. I can’t. It’s not for me. Bores me endlessly. "

I can't fathom how though. Each scene of all 3 movies is iconic (I'm assuming you're talking about the movies). The fellowship is the best portrayal of pure friendship in media imo - plus there's action, comedy, romance, epic music... How can you be bored?

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By *ady CurvaceousWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Oral makes your day, anal makes your hole weak.

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By *ady CurvaceousWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"69ing should be a lot of fun but really it’s a bit shit "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oral makes your day, anal makes your hole weak. "

Oral sex is the taste of things to come

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Hail the gherkin!

It’s certainly the best bit in a McDonald’s burger.

….is that even real beef?

I worked in a McDonalds' Burger Factory... their burgers are literally prime Beef + small amount of salt and pepper, nothing else is added.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will Ferrell just isn't funny and ruined the Eurovision film just because he was cast in it.

Danish x

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

I have the best man voice on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most people don't like cock pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

David Attenborough isn't a national treasure.. there I said it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"David Attenborough isn't a national treasure.. there I said it."

Whaaaatttt?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being on top is overrated. Just let me be a pillow princess sometimes

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

Indian Jones plays no part in the outcome in Raiders of the Lost Arc.

Cred Amy. TBBT

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Will Ferrell just isn't funny and ruined the Eurovision film just because he was cast in it.

Danish x"

100% Fact totally agree

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"David Attenborough isn't a national treasure.. there I said it."

blasphemy

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

You are all wank bags

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

"Anal is a pain in the ass"

But a very nice pain in the ass!

And another thing, squirting definitely is not just wee ( just for the admin who kicked me out the chat rooms for “weeing” on cam !… I couldn’t help it! The toy was very big and I was squirting!!)

Rant over

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

"Being on top is overrated. Just let me be a pillow princess sometimes

Totally with you on that one xxx

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"Being on top is overrated. Just let me be a pillow princess sometimes

Well if you insist......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being on top is overrated. Just let me be a pillow princess sometimes

I hate it so much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"David Attenborough isn't a national treasure.. there I said it."

Blasphemy

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Gherkins are the best bit of a burger.

Black pudding is absolutely delicious.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freddie Mercury was a one trick pony

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By * WillisMan
over a year ago

London

Milli Vanilli hate most of you for acceptably becoming famous for lip syncing on Tic Toc

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"Processed cheese makes you grow boobs."

Damn it ,is this where I went wrong?

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

"David Attenborough isn't a national treasure.. there I said it."

Come see me in my office, clear your desk first.

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By *ilddukeMan
over a year ago

notts

Cheater make great fucks

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Lord of the Rings is just a bit shit."

If you're talking about the films I would agree.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

[Removed by poster at 08/09/23 12:59:14]

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Macdonalds Coca Cola is the best hangover cure

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

Star Wars is a bag o'shite.

Awaiting the wrath of the nerds (which was probably the title of the 7th episode)

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

[Removed by poster at 08/09/23 13:38:57]

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

People don't actually drop truth bombs, they just do it as an excuse to be cunts.

For the record, I'm owning both.

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By *andering Welsh GuyMan
over a year ago

All over the place

The UK is run like a third world country

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

Nicola Sturgeon earned £3.2m from porn shoots alone last year!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Milli Vanilli hate most of you for acceptably becoming famous for lip syncing on Tic Toc"

You know it's true.

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

Carol Kirkwood is NOT a milf and her weather forecast voice is not only boring but she drones like a set of rusty bagpipes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pets are not just for christmas

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

"Carol Kirkwood is NOT a milf and her weather forecast voice is not only boring but she drones like a set of rusty bagpipes "

And I wouldn't smash any female weather forecaster whatsoever. Regardless of channel!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pets are not just for christmas "

True, they make a lovely curry on Boxing Day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bills.. No one should pay for profiteering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love in a cold climate film. Now called CLimax change

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

Dianne Abbott is set to replace Rachel Riley as the beauty and brains on Countdown in 2024. You heard it here first!

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Star Wars is a bag o'shite.

Awaiting the wrath of the nerds (which was probably the title of the 7th episode)"

Wasn't "Wrath of the Nerds" a Star Trek film?

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"Pets are not just for christmas"

They're for Easter too apparently.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Alison Hammond. No. Not in any way shape or form.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Dianne Abbott is set to replace Rachel Riley as the beauty and brains on Countdown in 2024. You heard it here first!"

I feel that you may have misunderstood the task

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By *anted by NightMan
over a year ago

Shangri-La

There are at least 42 kinds of bacteria lives on the skin of the penis.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"Indian Jones plays no part in the outcome in Raiders of the Lost Ark."

By Jove, I think he’s right.

I guess he could have been involved in its recovery to the x-files warehouse at the end?

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By *ohnboy64Man
over a year ago

Blackpool

"Carol Kirkwood is NOT a milf and her weather forecast voice is not only boring but she drones like a set of rusty bagpipes "

I'm really sorry but I'll have to correct you on this. Carol Kirkwood IS a milf. Ps, bagpipes don't rust, they're made of wood and some sort of tartan materially stuff. Just sayin' like.

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By *929Man
over a year ago

newcastle

As already said Harry Potter and lord of rings complete and utter shit

Star Wars/trek is nerd shit

Jewelry is for women

Royal family are cunts

Majority of youngins are useless lazy cunts

People complain about immigration and it is a problem but also just need to visit any council estate to see a large portion of white British society is absolutely fucked

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

It's easy not to be a dick to people

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By *addad99Man
over a year ago

Rotherham /newquay

Star wars is and will always be better than star trek fact

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

High heels though nowadays primarily worn by women. They where originally invented for Men in ancient Persia for horseback riding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noone will find worth in you until you find the worth in yourself.

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

"Carol Kirkwood is NOT a milf and her weather forecast voice is not only boring but she drones like a set of rusty bagpipes

I'm really sorry but I'll have to correct you on this. Carol Kirkwood IS a milf. Ps, bagpipes don't rust, they're made of wood and some sort of tartan materially stuff. Just sayin' like."

Trust me on the milf bit. I’ve seen her in a bikini and the bagpipe reference I said sounds like. Meaning what I imagine rusty bagpipes to sound if they did rust

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boomers took everything and fucked it. Now they blame gen-x and millennials.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"It's easy not to be a dick to people"

*mic drop*

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By *r-8-BBCMan
over a year ago

LONDON

"Harry Potter is, in fact, for kids.

Harry Potter is an olden days rip off of the star wars series

Star Wars is also for kids."

Star wars it in fact not for kids neither is Lords of the Rings

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"Carol Kirkwood is NOT a milf "

At 61 she’s a GILF and is allowed to look however she wants in a bikini.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Carol Kirkwood is NOT a milf

At 61 she’s a GILF and is allowed to look however she wants in a bikini. "

Amen to the bit about the bikini.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"Star wars it in fact not for kids neither is Lords of the Rings "

Star Wars is totally for kids and exists purely to sell toys.

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

"Anal is a pain in the ass

But a very nice pain in the ass!

Rant over

Not been caught for that one but must have been pretty close for it at times. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Star wars it in fact not for kids neither is Lords of the Rings

Star Wars is totally for kids and exists purely to sell toys.

Maybe it was monetized by Lucasarts just like every other movie/TV show from that era.

But the original trilogy was very much aimed at late teens and twenty somethings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boomers took everything and fucked it. Now they blame gen-x and millennials. "

Boomers get the blame for Millenials not taking responsibility for trashing the internet age and leaving us with this pile of crap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The government wants the best for us !!

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By *r-8-BBCMan
over a year ago

LONDON

"Star wars it in fact not for kids neither is Lords of the Rings

Star Wars is totally for kids and exists purely to sell toys.

Maybe it was monetized by Lucasarts just like every other movie/TV show from that era.

But the original trilogy was very much aimed at late teens and twenty somethings "

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boomers took everything and fucked it. Now they blame gen-x and millennials.

Boomers get the blame for Millenials not taking responsibility for trashing the internet age and leaving us with this pile of crap"

Must be related to all the expensive coffee and streaming subscriptions we have, instead of mortgages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boomers took everything and fucked it. Now they blame gen-x and millennials.

Boomers get the blame for Millenials not taking responsibility for trashing the internet age and leaving us with this pile of crap

Must be related to all the expensive coffee and streaming subscriptions we have, instead of mortgages

It's easy to have disposable income when you are still living at home with your parents. Those Ewbil Boomers.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Boomers took everything and fucked it. Now they blame gen-x and millennials.

Boomers get the blame for Millenials not taking responsibility for trashing the internet age and leaving us with this pile of crap

Must be related to all the expensive coffee and streaming subscriptions we have, instead of mortgages

The generations all blame each other for what's wrong in their lives.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boomers took everything and fucked it. Now they blame gen-x and millennials.

Boomers get the blame for Millenials not taking responsibility for trashing the internet age and leaving us with this pile of crap

Must be related to all the expensive coffee and streaming subscriptions we have, instead of mortgages

The generations all blame each other for what's wrong in their lives. "

This is very true.

But only one says that Netflix and a daily latte are comparable to a modern mortgage payment

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Boomers took everything and fucked it. Now they blame gen-x and millennials.

Boomers get the blame for Millenials not taking responsibility for trashing the internet age and leaving us with this pile of crap

Must be related to all the expensive coffee and streaming subscriptions we have, instead of mortgages

The generations all blame each other for what's wrong in their lives.

This is very true.

But only one says that Netflix and a daily latte are comparable to a modern mortgage payment

I've never said that.

All generations have or had their own hardships. I'm not into the 'we lived in a shoebox in the middle of the motorway ' competitions and if younger people want to believe our lives were all milk and honey I can't stop them

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Boomers took everything and fucked it. Now they blame gen-x and millennials. "

Some people believe hype and the arguments designed to cause division

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

Cheap instant coffee is just as good as expensive coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boomers took everything and fucked it. Now they blame gen-x and millennials.

Boomers get the blame for Millenials not taking responsibility for trashing the internet age and leaving us with this pile of crap

Must be related to all the expensive coffee and streaming subscriptions we have, instead of mortgages

The generations all blame each other for what's wrong in their lives.

This is very true.

But only one says that Netflix and a daily latte are comparable to a modern mortgage payment

I've never said that.

Yet the message that boomers had it easy, while leeching off the hard work boomers put into technology and developing the framework of human rights most of you take for granted.

But yeah they had it easy lol :clowncar:

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By *andering Welsh GuyMan
over a year ago

All over the place

"Cheap instant coffee is just as good as expensive coffee "

Not true my friend

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By *r CracknMan
over a year ago

Somerset

Kiwis should be eaten whole

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By *etterdays2021Man
over a year ago

PETERBOROUGH

Avengers series are crap..

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Rugby is boring

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

If you are having a proper hotdog…. No ketchup!!!!!

Mustard and onions!!!!

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

"The Gherkin is the BEST bit of the burger, Fabsters

Tell us what else is the definitive TRUTH, whether people like it or not!

(n.b. Minus 25 points to the first person that says squirting is just wee)

Pineapple has no place on a pizza ! Anyone who says different can get into the bin !

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

"Alison Hammond. No. Not in any way shape or form."

Hate the woman

she ooozes get the fuck out of here !

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

"Carol Kirkwood is NOT a milf and her weather forecast voice is not only boring but she drones like a set of rusty bagpipes

I'm really sorry but I'll have to correct you on this. Carol Kirkwood IS a milf. Ps, bagpipes don't rust, they're made of wood and some sort of tartan materially stuff. Just sayin' like.

Trust me on the milf bit. I’ve seen her in a bikini and the bagpipe reference I said sounds like. Meaning what I imagine rusty bagpipes to sound if they did rust "

I think judging Carol Kirkwood’s eligibility for being a MILF on what she looks like in a bikini is a bit on the shallow side.

She comes across as a really nice person and I think she is very attractive. She would probably run a million miles away from me but in the words of Sir Tom… that’s not unusual!

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

Die Hard is not a Christmas film.

Alan Rickman spends all his time chasing him round a tower. It's a Harry Potter film......

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Pineapple belongs on pizza!

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"Die Hard is not a Christmas film.

Alan Rickman spends all his time chasing him round a tower. It's a Harry Potter film......

It is a Christmas film.

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By *c_FingersMan
over a year ago

Stoke On Trent

If dogs could talk I wouldn't need human friends..

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

I wont quit

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Die Hard is not a Christmas film.

Alan Rickman spends all his time chasing him round a tower. It's a Harry Potter film......

It is a Christmas film."

I agree!

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By *lexm87Man
over a year ago

Various

"Star wars it in fact not for kids neither is Lords of the Rings

Star Wars is totally for kids and exists purely to sell toys.

Maybe it was monetized by Lucasarts just like every other movie/TV show from that era.

But the original trilogy was very much aimed at late teens and twenty somethings "

The first two were b-movie rehashes of Wagner and assorted bits of Norse and Greek history. The least said about the other films, the better. As for LOTR, how can so much be made of a watered down ring cycle - with the women airbrushed out?

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Pineapple only exists for Pizza and Gammon

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Semolina is better than rice pudding.

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