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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

A little glass of wine.

What about you, what do you need?

Come on, share with Knitter

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

A massage as my body is sore, and I'm quite tired.

Also a drink but I'm sort of too sore to bother to go get one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A decent nights sleep

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Can I have a pumpkin latte please?

I have developed a most curious addiction for the wondrous elixir

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I need to pack my bags. Hitting the road tomorrow. (But first, wine.)

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By *ohntall123Man
over a year ago

Biggleswade

"A little glass of wine.

What about you, what do you need?

Come on, share with Knitter

A fan and a cold beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oxygen, food, water. And shelter.

And my health. World peace? Yeah, adding that.

And a Smarties McFlurry please, if anyone is delivering?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Twirls in.

Twirls øut.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

I need a haircut and some glitter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just had an ice cream as I was really fancying one.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I’m craving something sweet.

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By *ullyMan
over a year ago

Near Clacton

A nice massage,a very cold Zero alcohol Heineken and a full uninterrupted very long nights sleep.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

A really thorough massage; not a sexy one, just need someone to stretch me out, bend me and work out all the kinks.

Then I want someone to draw me a nice hot deep bubble bath, with nice smelly things like salts and oils, light some candles and tell me how pretty I am as I bathe... you can even give me a bubble beard if you like

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By *eartsmanMan
over a year ago

southeast , midlands, southern France

Dancing in the moonlight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A blow job and a Twirl

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By *eatle1987Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

A cuddle and a cwtch

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"A massage as my body is sore, and I'm quite tired.

Also a drink but I'm sort of too sore to bother to go get one. "

**grabs oil** come on you get your kit off and pop yourself on the table while I get you a drink.

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"A decent nights sleep

Wanna pop your head down on my lap whilst I stroke your hair?

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Can I have a pumpkin latte please?

I have developed a most curious addiction for the wondrous elixir

**pops on the coffee machine, and wonders where to get a pumpkin**

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I need to pack my bags. Hitting the road tomorrow. (But first, wine.)"

**hands RGT a glass**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nap, too much work and now a couple of beers with my son. Knackered.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"A little glass of wine.

What about you, what do you need?

Come on, share with Knitter

A fucking cuddle, a snog, and maybe sex but the first two would have to really be peak!

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"A little glass of wine.

What about you, what do you need?

Come on, share with Knitter

A fan and a cold beer

**switches fan on full and pops the cap on a beer** here you go

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Oxygen, food, water. And shelter.

And my health. World peace? Yeah, adding that.

And a Smarties McFlurry please, if anyone is delivering? "

They only have the Oreo one, will that do?

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

Sleep

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Twirls in.

Twirls øut."

Hey that's my line buddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A decent nights sleep

Wanna pop your head down on my lap whilst I stroke your hair?"

Yes please and don’t forget the neck strokes

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

A tip top to suck on

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By *ohntall123Man
over a year ago

Biggleswade

"A little glass of wine.

What about you, what do you need?

Come on, share with Knitter

A fan and a cold beer

**switches fan on full and pops the cap on a beer** here you go

perfect thank you x

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I need a haircut and some glitter."

**throws glitter EVERYWHERE** Well I'm no stylist but I'll have a bash

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I’m craving something sweet."

I have cookies

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I've just had an ice cream as I was really fancying one."

Dan is having a McFlurry will that do?

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Had a cooling bath now il take a couple co codamol and relax my old bones

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"A nice massage,a very cold Zero alcohol Heineken and a full uninterrupted very long nights sleep."

K's on the table but you can jump on after I am done with him. **hands over AF beer**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shotgun

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"A really thorough massage; not a sexy one, just need someone to stretch me out, bend me and work out all the kinks.

Well there is a line for the table but how about we pop you into the bath you pretty little thing and we'll get that massage sorted in a bit

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Dancing in the moonlight "

**wiggles for heartman**

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Twirls in™®©.

Twirls øut™®©.

Hey that's my line buddy"

•

You didn't trademark it.

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"A blow job and a Twirl "

**twirls** that's it buddy you haven't even offered to buy me dinner

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"A cuddle and a cwtch "

**throws arms open for a cuddle** I don't really know what a cwtch is?

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

I feel the need for the need for...a less echoy forum.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Something to eat, before I go to bed. But I just can't be bothered.

And a decent massage would be good.

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"A nap, too much work and now a couple of beers with my son. Knackered."

Awww that's super nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good beach holiday

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"A little glass of wine.

What about you, what do you need?

Come on, share with Knitter

A fucking cuddle, a snog, and maybe sex but the first two would have to really be peak!"

Okay buddy pucker up

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By *eatle1987Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"A cuddle and a cwtch

**throws arms open for a cuddle** I don't really know what a cwtch is?"

Its Welsh. Its like a particularly snuggly warm and comforting cuddle.

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Sleep"

Wanna crash on the sofa?

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"A decent nights sleep

Wanna pop your head down on my lap whilst I stroke your hair?

Yes please and don’t forget the neck strokes

I'll even throw in some butterfly kisses

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"A tip top to suck on"

What's a tip top?

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By *am SmithMan
over a year ago

Around and about

An intimate male friend

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"A little glass of wine.

What about you, what do you need?

Come on, share with Knitter

A fan and a cold beer

**switches fan on full and pops the cap on a beer** here you go

perfect thank you x"

Welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could really go for a Bombay BadBoy Pot Noodle, served up on a bed of glittery Knitter.

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Had a cooling bath now il take a couple co codamol and relax my old bones"

You have lovely bones

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"A shotgun "

Come on in grumpy and get you a McFlurry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After a "Fast and Furious" day, I've had my Pizza, several beer sand am now chilling out..

Wouldn't mind a lady to practice my massage knowledge on or umm. oral skills but as that ain't happening.. another beer

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Twirls in™®©.

Twirls øut™®©.

Hey that's my line buddy

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You didn't trademark it.

**pulls out paperwork**

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I feel the need for the need for...a less echoy forum.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Pay day

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Something to eat, before I go to bed. But I just can't be bothered.

And a decent massage would be good."

There's a queue for massages but I could knock up a sandwich?

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"A good beach holiday"

There's a sand pit in the garden you can use if you want

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"A cuddle and a cwtch

**throws arms open for a cuddle** I don't really know what a cwtch is?

Its Welsh. Its like a particularly snuggly warm and comforting cuddle."

So like a huggle?

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

An industrial fan in my bedroom

I'm baking

Tinder

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"An intimate male friend "

**looks around** anyone want to volunteer I don't have the right bits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cuddle and a cwtch

**throws arms open for a cuddle** I don't really know what a cwtch is?

Its Welsh. Its like a particularly snuggly warm and comforting cuddle.

So like a huggle?"

only Better

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I could really go for a Bombay BadBoy Pot Noodle, served up on a bed of glittery Knitter. "

You want to cover me in a pot noodle? Sure why not

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By *eatle1987Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"A cuddle and a cwtch

**throws arms open for a cuddle** I don't really know what a cwtch is?

Its Welsh. Its like a particularly snuggly warm and comforting cuddle.

So like a huggle?"

Yeah like a huggle.

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"After a "Fast and Furious" day, I've had my Pizza, several beer sand am now chilling out..

Wouldn't mind a lady to practice my massage knowledge on or umm. oral skills but as that ain't happening.. another beer "

Rouge is waiting for a massage

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Pay day "

**checks the sofa for spare change**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After a "Fast and Furious" day, I've had my Pizza, several beer sand am now chilling out..

Wouldn't mind a lady to practice my massage knowledge on or umm. oral skills but as that ain't happening.. another beer

Rouge is waiting for a massage

I'm too old and I smoke lol

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"An industrial fan in my bedroom

I'm baking

Tinder "

I have a had held one you can borrow

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"After a "Fast and Furious" day, I've had my Pizza, several beer sand am now chilling out..

Wouldn't mind a lady to practice my massage knowledge on or umm. oral skills but as that ain't happening.. another beer

Rouge is waiting for a massage

I'm too old and I smoke lol"

Hang on someone else will be along soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could really go for a Bombay BadBoy Pot Noodle, served up on a bed of glittery Knitter.

You want to cover me in a pot noodle? Sure why not"

You’re a legend, cheers mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rouge is waiting for a massage

I'm too old and I smoke lol

Hang on someone else will be along soon

Highly doubtful but I'll lurk around

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Not to have to do A level Maths with my daughter, when I have just got in from work.

I thought this shit was supposed to stop now. And she didn't make dinner, when it was her turn.

Anything that will relax me, your call.

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I could really go for a Bombay BadBoy Pot Noodle, served up on a bed of glittery Knitter.

You want to cover me in a pot noodle? Sure why not

You’re a legend, cheers mate.

Meh I've had worse offers

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

Rouge is waiting for a massage

I'm too old and I smoke lol

Hang on someone else will be along soon

Highly doubtful but I'll lurk around "

That's the spirit

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Not to have to do A level Maths with my daughter, when I have just got in from work.

I thought this shit was supposed to stop now. And she didn't make dinner, when it was her turn.

Anything that will relax me, your call."

A Level maths is tough but just think she'll be off to Uni soon and then you can start paying through the nose

How about a huggle and a cold beer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rouge is waiting for a massage

I'm too old and I smoke lol

Hang on someone else will be along soon

Highly doubtful but I'll lurk around

That's the spirit"

I'm a good lurker.. or was that licker? dunno, been too long

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"A really thorough massage; not a sexy one, just need someone to stretch me out, bend me and work out all the kinks.

Well there is a line for the table but how about we pop you into the bath you pretty little thing and we'll get that massage sorted in a bit"

Awe you're so lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A long hard spanking/flogging or paddle session, I need to release this emotion. I want me back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A do-over….one like the Adam Sandler film though!!

A sweaty MMF where ball sweat drops on my face and out running crazy gun men

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

"Had a cooling bath now il take a couple co codamol and relax my old bones

You have lovely boners"
i know i grow em myself

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"A really thorough massage; not a sexy one, just need someone to stretch me out, bend me and work out all the kinks.

Well there is a line for the table but how about we pop you into the bath you pretty little thing and we'll get that massage sorted in a bit

Awe you're so lovely

Not at all who wouldn't want a cute pumpkin in their bath

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"A long hard spanking/flogging or paddle session, I need to release this emotion. I want me back."

I'm not going to be flippant here, I have hugs and _nitter kisses if you need them

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"A do-over….one like the Adam Sandler film though!!

A sweaty MMF where ball sweat drops on my face and out running crazy gun men

I fooking

that movie

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Had a cooling bath now il take a couple co codamol and relax my old bones

You have lovely bonersi know i grow em myself

Cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A long hard spanking/flogging or paddle session, I need to release this emotion. I want me back.

I'm not going to be flippant here, I have hugs and _nitter kisses if you need them

you supply the flogger & paddle.. only done it a couple of times (but got complimented) and Knitter can provide aftercare

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

I'd love to lay in someone's lap and have my back rubbed right now.

Em x

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"I'd love to lay in someone's lap and have my back rubbed right now.

Em x "

How do you lay on someone's lap?! Do you want to be a cat?!

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"Not to have to do A level Maths with my daughter, when I have just got in from work.

I thought this shit was supposed to stop now. And she didn't make dinner, when it was her turn.

Anything that will relax me, your call.

A Level maths is tough but just think she'll be off to Uni soon and then you can start paying through the nose

How about a huggle and a cold beer?"

Are you an

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd love to lay in someone's lap and have my back rubbed right now.

Em x "

Coconut oil ok?

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"I'd love to lay in someone's lap and have my back rubbed right now.

Em x

How do you lay on someone's lap?! Do you want to be a cat?!"

No I don't.

I want to lay my head in their lap and have them rub my back

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"I'd love to lay in someone's lap and have my back rubbed right now.

Em x

How do you lay on someone's lap?! Do you want to be a cat?!

No I don't.

I want to lay my head in their lap and have them rub my back"

Oh I can do that. I'm in that mood too! I don't think I can get an erection right now!

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"I'd love to lay in someone's lap and have my back rubbed right now.

Em x

Coconut oil ok?"

Not arsed with the oil,it can be just mindless,light rubbing

Em x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd love to lay in someone's lap and have my back rubbed right now.

Em x

Coconut oil ok?

Not arsed with the oil,it can be just mindless,light rubbing

Em x"

come'n'get it Em.. soft rug on the floor

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

I need a quiet night for traffic,about to start a 120 mile drive home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A refrigerated corset

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I'd love to lay in someone's lap and have my back rubbed right now.

Em x "

Pop your head on my lap beautiful and I'll stroke your back for you

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By *panksspankedMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Just opened a nice bottle of white wine. I have olives too

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"I'd love to lay in someone's lap and have my back rubbed right now.

Em x "

'Thank you for your call. Your lap is currently 3rd in the queue'

I'll wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need someone to plait my hair tonight.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"A massage as my body is sore, and I'm quite tired.

Also a drink but I'm sort of too sore to bother to go get one. "

I'll give you both ...

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"I'd love to lay in someone's lap and have my back rubbed right now.

Em x

Pop your head on my lap beautiful and I'll stroke your back for you"

Bollocks, I'm 4th now.

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

I need the geese on the lake near my house to f*#%in shut up ! Just for an hour or so! Please !!

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I need a quiet night for traffic,about to start a 120 mile drive home."

Drive carefully and make regular stops, don't drive if you're tires. Safe trip and I hope for quiet roads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I now feel the need to be big spoon but I’m in bed alone.

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"A refrigerated corset"

**swings fridge door open** erll pop it in and we can have a chin wag whilst it cools

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Just opened a nice bottle of white wine. I have olives too"

**sneaks in with some cheese and a glass of red**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a quiet night for traffic,about to start a 120 mile drive home.

Drive carefully and make regular stops, don't drive if you're tires. Safe trip and I hope for quiet roads

also have a look at m.highwaysengland.co.uk .. live speeds

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I need someone to plait my hair tonight. "

**grabs ribbons**

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

"I need a quiet night for traffic,about to start a 120 mile drive home.

Drive carefully and make regular stops, don't drive if you're tires. Safe trip and I hope for quiet roads

stopping half way,first leg is dual carriageway so I can put the foot down.

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

That's a lot of laps

Thank you kind people

Em x

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I need the geese on the lake near my house to f*#%in shut up ! Just for an hour or so! Please !!

You live near a lake, that's freakin awesome

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

A walk in fridge to sleep in would be nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's a lot of laps

Thank you kind people

Em x "

Anytime

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I now feel the need to be big spoon but I’m in bed alone. "

**Pull the duvet back and make some room**

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I need a quiet night for traffic,about to start a 120 mile drive home.

Drive carefully and make regular stops, don't drive if you're tires. Safe trip and I hope for quiet roads

stopping half way,first leg is dual carriageway so I can put the foot down."

I know you must be keen to get home, but please be careful

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

"I need the geese on the lake near my house to f*#%in shut up ! Just for an hour or so! Please !!

You live near a lake, that's freakin awesome "

Not when the greylag geese sound like they are having multiple orgasms !!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

I need a fucking cold shower right now

... hot n sweaty at a trivium gig

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"A walk in fridge to sleep in would be nice."

There is a big fan in the corner, help yourself, I'm not sure the big fridge thing is a good idea

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I need the geese on the lake near my house to f*#%in shut up ! Just for an hour or so! Please !!

You live near a lake, that's freakin awesome

Not when the greylag geese sound like they are having multiple orgasms !! "

Perhaps they are. Lucky things

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

"I need the geese on the lake near my house to f*#%in shut up ! Just for an hour or so! Please !!

You live near a lake, that's freakin awesome

Not when the greylag geese sound like they are having multiple orgasms !!

Perhaps they are. Lucky things"

Not sure they actually do ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I now feel the need to be big spoon but I’m in bed alone.

**Pull the duvet back and make some room**"

Duvet? Are you mad? It’s 300037 degrees here

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By *ingobrian70Man
over a year ago

tallaght

Cold sheets and a sleep xx

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Bed, with the air con on

LvM

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

"I now feel the need to be big spoon but I’m in bed alone.

**Pull the duvet back and make some room**

Duvet? Are you mad? It’s 300037 degrees here

It must have cooled down a bit then

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I need a fucking cold shower right now

... hot n sweaty at a trivium gig"

I'm sure that's lots of fun

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

"I need a quiet night for traffic,about to start a 120 mile drive home.

Drive carefully and make regular stops, don't drive if you're tires. Safe trip and I hope for quiet roads

stopping half way,first leg is dual carriageway so I can put the foot down.

I know you must be keen to get home, but please be careful "

no urgency,can have a lie in.set off at half seven this morning,going to be thick end of two Friday morning when I'm done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I now feel the need to be big spoon but I’m in bed alone.

**Pull the duvet back and make some room**

Duvet? Are you mad? It’s 300037 degrees here

It must have cooled down a bit then

Just a couple of degrees yeah.

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

"A tip top to suck on

What's a tip top?"

Its like a very thin, long......ice lolly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I now feel the need to be big spoon but I’m in bed alone.

**Pull the duvet back and make some room**

Duvet? Are you mad? It’s 300037 degrees here

It must have cooled down a bit then

Now it's only 800.85 degrees and the aircon is at 71.75

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I need the geese on the lake near my house to f*#%in shut up ! Just for an hour or so! Please !!

You live near a lake, that's freakin awesome

Not when the greylag geese sound like they are having multiple orgasms !!

Perhaps they are. Lucky things

Not sure they actually do ??

Birds maturbate so why wouldn't they?

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I now feel the need to be big spoon but I’m in bed alone.

**Pull the duvet back and make some room**

Duvet? Are you mad? It’s 300037 degrees here

**turns heating off**

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

"I need the geese on the lake near my house to f*#%in shut up ! Just for an hour or so! Please !!

You live near a lake, that's freakin awesome

Not when the greylag geese sound like they are having multiple orgasms !!

Perhaps they are. Lucky things

Not sure they actually do ??

Birds maturbate so why wouldn't they?"

Do they? I was not aware of that and I've spent a lot of time near a lot of birds !!

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Cold sheets and a sleep xx"

**opens freezer and hands over another set of sheets**

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

Selling everything.....

Buying a camper van and getting out of this hell hole !!

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Bed, with the air con on

LvM"

aircon that's posh

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"Something to eat, before I go to bed. But I just can't be bothered.

And a decent massage would be good.

There's a queue for massages but I could knock up a sandwich?"

Ham and cheese please

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I need a quiet night for traffic,about to start a 120 mile drive home.

Drive carefully and make regular stops, don't drive if you're tires. Safe trip and I hope for quiet roads

stopping half way,first leg is dual carriageway so I can put the foot down.

I know you must be keen to get home, but please be careful

no urgency,can have a lie in.set off at half seven this morning,going to be thick end of two Friday morning when I'm done."

That's a long day

hope it's been productive

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"A tip top to suck on

What's a tip top?

Its like a very thin, long......ice lolly!"

I have ice lollies in the freezer **runs to fetch one**

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I need the geese on the lake near my house to f*#%in shut up ! Just for an hour or so! Please !!

You live near a lake, that's freakin awesome

Not when the greylag geese sound like they are having multiple orgasms !!

Perhaps they are. Lucky things

Not sure they actually do ??

Birds maturbate so why wouldn't they?

Do they? I was not aware of that and I've spent a lot of time near a lot of birds !!

Google is your friend

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Selling everything.....

Buying a camper van and getting out of this hell hole !!"

A VW?

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

"I need the geese on the lake near my house to f*#%in shut up ! Just for an hour or so! Please !!

You live near a lake, that's freakin awesome

Not when the greylag geese sound like they are having multiple orgasms !!

Perhaps they are. Lucky things

Not sure they actually do ??

Birds maturbate so why wouldn't they?

Do they? I was not aware of that and I've spent a lot of time near a lot of birds !!

Google is your friend

I am not going to google that !! Search history and all that

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Something to eat, before I go to bed. But I just can't be bothered.

And a decent massage would be good.

There's a queue for massages but I could knock up a sandwich?

Ham and cheese please

Coming right up. What bread would you like, I have white brown, granary, seeded, baguette?

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

"I need a quiet night for traffic,about to start a 120 mile drive home.

Drive carefully and make regular stops, don't drive if you're tires. Safe trip and I hope for quiet roads

stopping half way,first leg is dual carriageway so I can put the foot down.

I know you must be keen to get home, but please be careful

no urgency,can have a lie in.set off at half seven this morning,going to be thick end of two Friday morning when I'm done.

That's a long day

hope it's been productive "

Always.I do it about twice a month.Thanks for the best wishes.Time to get rolling

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I need the geese on the lake near my house to f*#%in shut up ! Just for an hour or so! Please !!

You live near a lake, that's freakin awesome

Not when the greylag geese sound like they are having multiple orgasms !!

Perhaps they are. Lucky things

Not sure they actually do ??

Birds maturbate so why wouldn't they?

Do they? I was not aware of that and I've spent a lot of time near a lot of birds !!

Google is your friend

I am not going to google that !! Search history and all that

Really?

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By *ingobrian70Man
over a year ago

tallaght

"Cold sheets and a sleep xx

**opens freezer and hands over another set of sheets**"

Lol yeh - washed them today and was thinking about putting them in the fridge before putting them back on

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I need a quiet night for traffic,about to start a 120 mile drive home.

Drive carefully and make regular stops, don't drive if you're tires. Safe trip and I hope for quiet roads

stopping half way,first leg is dual carriageway so I can put the foot down.

I know you must be keen to get home, but please be careful

no urgency,can have a lie in.set off at half seven this morning,going to be thick end of two Friday morning when I'm done.

That's a long day

hope it's been productive

Always.I do it about twice a month.Thanks for the best wishes.Time to get rolling

Knitter kisses let me know you got home safe

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

"Something to eat, before I go to bed. But I just can't be bothered.

And a decent massage would be good.

There's a queue for massages but I could knock up a sandwich?

Ham and cheese please

Coming right up. What bread would you like, I have white brown, granary, seeded, baguette?"

Keep quiet about the bread ! You will attract the bloody geese !!

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Cold sheets and a sleep xx

**opens freezer and hands over another set of sheets**

Lol yeh - washed them today and was thinking about putting them in the fridge before putting them back on

Great minds and all that

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

A lie in...

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Something to eat, before I go to bed. But I just can't be bothered.

And a decent massage would be good.

There's a queue for massages but I could knock up a sandwich?

Ham and cheese please

Coming right up. What bread would you like, I have white brown, granary, seeded, baguette?

Keep quiet about the bread ! You will attract the bloody geese !! "

Don't worry they are too busy getting their emmmmm well you know

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"A lie in..."

turn off the alarm

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

"Something to eat, before I go to bed. But I just can't be bothered.

And a decent massage would be good.

There's a queue for massages but I could knock up a sandwich?

Ham and cheese please

Coming right up. What bread would you like, I have white brown, granary, seeded, baguette?

Keep quiet about the bread ! You will attract the bloody geese !!

Don't worry they are too busy getting their emmmmm well you know

They've gone quiet now so they've either had their bread or they are? Satisfied!!

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over a year ago

I could use one now as I've been on the go since 6.30 this morning, but I think bed will win.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back strokes until I fall asleep would be perfect right now!

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Something to eat, before I go to bed. But I just can't be bothered.

And a decent massage would be good.

There's a queue for massages but I could knock up a sandwich?

Ham and cheese please

Coming right up. What bread would you like, I have white brown, granary, seeded, baguette?

Keep quiet about the bread ! You will attract the bloody geese !!

Don't worry they are too busy getting their emmmmm well you know

They've gone quiet now so they've either had their bread or they are? Satisfied!!

Maybe both

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I could use one now as I've been on the go since 6.30 this morning, but I think bed will win....."

**come on over for a _nitter kiss before you turn in mwah**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats cute, I’m sure no one would say no to back strokes/scratches

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Back strokes until I fall asleep would be perfect right now!

Lay your head in my lap beautiful I"ve got this

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

"Back strokes until I fall asleep would be perfect right now!

I would stroke your hair down to your shoulders. Whilst supporting your head on my arm.

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By *ingobrian70Man
over a year ago

tallaght

"A lie in...

turn off the alarm"

That Would be worth it if you were in the bed too

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Thats cute, I’m sure no one would say no to back strokes/scratches"

Gentle or hard?

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"A lie in...

turn off the alarm

That Would be worth it if you were in the bed too

**hops in**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need a nice phone call.. You were successful you have the job. I be pleased as punch.

I need others to leave me alone...

I need a few things.

Dream about a need... Hmmm mmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thats cute, I’m sure no one would say no to back strokes/scratches

Gentle or hard?"

Gentle first, the a little harder. Don’t want to go too hard otherwise…

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

how the hell do i get rid of a calf strain,,

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By *lue..Eyed..BBW..Woman
over a year ago

Wales

An eye bath! Misguided shoot earlier has given me a very sore, red eye!

Anyone else ever had that issue?

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Need a nice phone call.. You were successful you have the job. I be pleased as punch.

I need others to leave me alone...

I need a few things.

Dream about a need... Hmmm mmmm

**crosses finger, toes and hair braids** good luck I'm sending all my positive thoughts

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Thats cute, I’m sure no one would say no to back strokes/scratches

Gentle or hard?

Gentle first, the a little harder. Don’t want to go too hard otherwise…"

My nails are long

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By *ingobrian70Man
over a year ago

tallaght

"A lie in...

turn off the alarm

That Would be worth it if you were in the bed too

**hops in**"

Mmm plenty of room too xx

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"how the hell do i get rid of a calf strain,,"

Have you spoken to the cow about it's youth?

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"An eye bath! Misguided shoot earlier has given me a very sore, red eye!

Anyone else ever had that issue?

What hit you?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

My bed.

It's been a glorious day I'm sad has to end, but I have a very busy day tomorrow and need my sleep.

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"A lie in...

turn off the alarm

That Would be worth it if you were in the bed too

**hops in**

Mmm plenty of room too xx"

Snuggles

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"An eye bath! Misguided shoot earlier has given me a very sore, red eye!

Anyone else ever had that issue?

What hit you?"

Oh your innocence is so sweet at times x

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"My bed.

It's been a glorious day I'm sad has to end, but I have a very busy day tomorrow and need my sleep. "

Sleep well with glitter filled dreams

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