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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If a woman were to have sex during her fertility window with a multitude of men who would be the child’s father?

I only ask because know of somebody who is trying get pregnant by various men & it doesn’t seem to be working for her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only DNA testing would determine the father.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Is her name Goldilocks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It has happened when a woman has had two wombs rare but true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The father would be the one whose sperm impregnated the egg

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Only the strongest survive in the ThunderWomb

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would her ovulation determine it?Sperm can live in women for days at least 5 days can’t it?"

Depends on the strength of the sperm and the hospitability of the uterus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eight men went to blow

But she had a window

Eight men and a large pipette

Couldn't make an embryo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eight men went to blow

But she had a window

Eight men and a large pipette

Couldn't make an embryo"

Fuck sake that’s another fine brew spilt everywhere

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I thought this was a set up for a joke.

Is the punchline

The one who crossed the road.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought this was a set up for a joke.

Is the punchline

The one who crossed the road. "

The chicken or the egg x

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Eight men went to blow

But she had a window

Eight men and a large pipette

Couldn't make an embryo"

I don't need to read any more of the thread now.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol


"Only the strongest survive in the ThunderWomb

LvM"

6000,000 sperm enter

5999,999 sperm leave

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"If a woman were to have sex during her fertility window with a multitude of men who would be the child’s father?

I only ask because know of somebody who is trying get pregnant by various men & it doesn’t seem to be working for her."
ahhh maybe she can't reproduce

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge


"I thought this was a set up for a joke.

Is the punchline

The one who crossed the road. "
why did the chicken cross the road ?

To show the hedgehog it can be done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We'd have to get Maury out of retirement for this one.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

The fastest swimmer! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One thing would be certain, whoever the father is, has the speediest sperm of the bunch.

But, truth be told, it’s the egg that determines the adequate sperm that will penetrate its walls.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

What came first? The sperm or the egg?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"What came first? The sperm or the egg? "

C’mon now, we know who usually cums first.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"If a woman were to have sex during her fertility window with a multitude of men who would be the child’s father?

I only ask because know of somebody who is trying get pregnant by various men & it doesn’t seem to be working for her."

Maybe they're all like me, and had the snip, but haven't told her........

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

The new Ted Danson, Tom Selleck and Steve Gutenberg film sounds a bit shit

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"The new Ted Danson, Tom Selleck and Steve Gutenberg film sounds a bit shit "

Poor little Mary's life didn't turn out as you would have expected...

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire


"Eight men went to blow

But she had a window

Eight men and a large pipette

Couldn't make an embryo"

Well if the rest of the song was correct:-

‘7 men, 6 men, 5 men, 4 men, 3 men, 2 men, 1 man and his super sonic sausage dog with a rubber Johnny on his knob….’ - it’s defo not the dog

K

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By *ullyMan
over a year ago

Near Clacton

I feel sorry for the child.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a thought (yes it did hurt!) if there was that much spunk, ie sperm from 8 different men in a short space of time, would it be too crowded for the strong swimmers to get through? (I have images of London marathon with the elite packed in the middle) (and yes I'm mixing my metaphors there)!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Takes a village.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"The new Ted Danson, Tom Selleck and Steve Gutenberg film sounds a bit shit

Poor little Mary's life didn't turn out as you would have expected..."

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

It's whoever produced the sperm which fertilised the egg, or am I missing something here . If it's a cocktail of sperm from thousands of men, the same biological truth and certainty prevails.

If, despite lashings of cum, it may not all be viable. And the woman may have fertility issues too.

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

As with most things in biology, it's not as simple as it seems.

The Human reproduction system has evolved under conditions of males competing with other males. Notably the shape of the glans works to scoop out a previous males semen if sex happens close together.

A less well known feature is that not all sperm are there to impregnate the egg. A certain percentage will disable competing sperm. Guard sperm as it where.

Now it gets a bit weird. The percentage of guard sperm increases if a male is aware or believes he has competition. Taking out more of the other man's sperm and increasing his own chances of becoming the father.

With 8 guys, (and I'm going to assume they all know about each other) guard sperm numbers will clearly be high for all of them, making for an 8 way battle royale in the lady in question. Most likely actually damaging her chances of fertilisation.

She might want to go back to just one, maybe a couple but they don't know about each other.

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By *ssex couple300Couple
over a year ago

Harlow

Probably isn't working becouse it's like ww3 in there with all seaman fighting each other lololol... sorry

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"It has happened when a woman has had two wombs rare but true."

An heteropaternal superfecundation can also occur, which is twins being born with different fathers.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

The one whose Johnny burst.....

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By *jgittes_ukMan
over a year ago

leighton buzzard


"The father would be the one whose sperm impregnated the egg "

To the point!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If a woman were to have sex during her fertility window with a multitude of men who would be the child’s father?

…"

Is this some kind of joke?

I didn’t know op…who is the father?

*waits for punchline

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those are the odds I like, 100% chance the kid is mine as I've had the snip and after 6 years it's still holding

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