FabSwingers.com forum: Living rent free

By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

During a week long visit to my brother and sister-in-laws recently the cheeky bugger started asking for rent. This got me thinking, are you lucky like me to live rent free?

Love and Peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your brother tried to charge you rent for staying with him for a week??

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Your brother tried to charge you rent for staying with him for a week??"

The bloody cheek of him

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Give him an invoice for your travel costs to get to them

LvM

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Give him an invoice for your travel costs to get to them

LvM"

I like the cut of your jib brother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your brother tried to charge you rent for staying with him for a week??

The bloody cheek of him "

Fuck me sounds like he needs to get a grip! Did he charge you for bog roll?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Your brother tried to charge you rent for staying with him for a week??

The bloody cheek of him

Fuck me sounds like he needs to get a grip! Did he charge you for bog roll? "

I think he was joking

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Bet it was your sister-in-laws idea, though!

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By *ohntall123Man
over a year ago

Biggleswade

"During a week long visit to my brother and sister-in-laws recently the cheeky bugger started asking for rent. This got me thinking, are you lucky like me to live rent free?

Love and Peace

Haha families lol

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Bet it was your sister-in-laws idea, though!

You could probably be right

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"During a week long visit to my brother and sister-in-laws recently the cheeky bugger started asking for rent. This got me thinking, are you lucky like me to live rent free?

Love and Peace

Haha families lol "

I know brother

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

On fab I have been known to live rent free in some peoples heads

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

My Nan doesn’t charge me rent although I pay for her Chat magazine and for her cards for the National down the bingo.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"On fab I have been known to live rent free in some peoples heads

I’m not having it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's just wrong mate. You were visiting to see them!

Hope you nicked some tea bags!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"My Nan doesn’t charge me rent although I pay for her Chat magazine and for her cards for the National down the bingo. "

You bung her a bottle of brown sauce every now and again though right?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"That's just wrong mate. You were visiting to see them!

Hope you nicked some tea bags!

I dipped my bollocks in the sugar bowl

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"That's just wrong mate. You were visiting to see them!

Hope you nicked some tea bags!

I dipped my bollocks in the sugar bowl

Sweet.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"That's just wrong mate. You were visiting to see them!

Hope you nicked some tea bags!

I dipped my bollocks in the sugar bowl

Sweet."

I got the last laugh

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

**checks mortgage statement** nope

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

"That's just wrong mate. You were visiting to see them!

Hope you nicked some tea bags!

I dipped my bollocks in the sugar bowl

Sugar and tea bags, a lovely combination

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"**checks mortgage statement** nope"

It’s the future

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"That's just wrong mate. You were visiting to see them!

Hope you nicked some tea bags!

I dipped my bollocks in the sugar bowl

Sugar and tea bags, a lovely combination"

Just need the ‘milk’ now

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Ask your brother which weeks are still available…

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I met sone people who travel the world house and dog sitting gorgeous homes. Not only rent free, they get paid , and I bet the owners have no idea what they get up to

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Ask your brother which weeks are still available…

I think he’s boarded up now

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I met sone people who travel the world house and dog sitting gorgeous homes. Not only rent free, they get paid , and I bet the owners have no idea what they get up to

A colleague of mines daughter is currently looking after some horses in Denmark rent free

it’s amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's just wrong mate. You were visiting to see them!

Hope you nicked some tea bags!

I dipped my bollocks in the sugar bowl

Sugar and tea bags, a lovely combination

Just need the ‘milk’ now

Guess you could've brushed your bum hair with their toothbrushes.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"That's just wrong mate. You were visiting to see them!

Hope you nicked some tea bags!

I dipped my bollocks in the sugar bowl

Sugar and tea bags, a lovely combination

Just need the ‘milk’ now

Guess you could've brushed your bum hair with their toothbrushes.

Pffftttt amateur. More like stuck them up my arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"During a week long visit to my brother and sister-in-laws recently the cheeky bugger started asking for rent. This got me thinking, are you lucky like me to live rent free?

Love and Peace

I'm charging you for my company

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope….. I need a lodger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope….. I need a lodger

I'll pay you in doing dusting duties wearing only a bananna hammock. (When it cools down a butler uniform)

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"During a week long visit to my brother and sister-in-laws recently the cheeky bugger started asking for rent. This got me thinking, are you lucky like me to live rent free?

Love and Peace

I'm charging you for my company

I’ll have a harem so I’ll politely decline

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Nope….. I need a lodger

Pay in kind?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope….. I need a lodger

I'll pay you in doing dusting duties wearing only a bananna hammock. (When it cools down a butler uniform)"

Only if you wear a bow tie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope….. I need a lodger

Pay in kind? "

Could be tempted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m sure I live rent free somewhere. I have literally lived rent free and it was very nice.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Nope….. I need a lodger

Pay in kind?

Could be tempted

Oooooo I could do well out of this living rent free malarkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope….. I need a lodger

I'll pay you in doing dusting duties wearing only a bananna hammock. (When it cools down a butler uniform)

Only if you wear a bow tie

....Where would I have to wear it?

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

"That's just wrong mate. You were visiting to see them!

Hope you nicked some tea bags!

I dipped my bollocks in the sugar bowl

Sugar and tea bags, a lovely combination

Just need the ‘milk’ now

I'm sure that won't take long to cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope….. I need a lodger

I'll pay you in doing dusting duties wearing only a bananna hammock. (When it cools down a butler uniform)

Only if you wear a bow tie

....Where would I have to wear it? "

Use your imagination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope….. I need a lodger

Pay in kind?

Could be tempted

Oooooo I could do well out of this living rent free malarkey

You could indeed

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"That's just wrong mate. You were visiting to see them!

Hope you nicked some tea bags!

I dipped my bollocks in the sugar bowl

Sugar and tea bags, a lovely combination

Just need the ‘milk’ now

I'm sure that won't take long to cum

It’d only be a drop or two these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope….. I need a lodger

I'll pay you in doing dusting duties wearing only a bananna hammock. (When it cools down a butler uniform)

Only if you wear a bow tie

....Where would I have to wear it?

Use your imagination

I don't think my imagination would fit!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Nope….. I need a lodger

Pay in kind?

Could be tempted

Oooooo I could do well out of this living rent free malarkey

You could indeed

It’ll be like taking candy from a baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my own head yes. Priceless.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"In my own head yes. Priceless."

Oooooo now there’s a thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In my own head yes. Priceless.

Oooooo now there’s a thought

Still can't sleep though. That is when they wake up.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"In my own head yes. Priceless.

Oooooo now there’s a thought

Still can't sleep though. That is when they wake up."

I can hear Faithless in the background

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In my own head yes. Priceless.

Oooooo now there’s a thought

Still can't sleep though. That is when they wake up.

I can hear Faithless in the background "

Lenny Kravitz and Tracey Chapman

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"In my own head yes. Priceless.

Oooooo now there’s a thought

Still can't sleep though. That is when they wake up.

I can hear Faithless in the background

Lenny Kravitz and Tracey Chapman "

I’ve not heard that version

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Nope. Lucky in my scenario is that the rent hasn't gone up in 2 years...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In my own head yes. Priceless.

Oooooo now there’s a thought

Still can't sleep though. That is when they wake up.

I can hear Faithless in the background

Lenny Kravitz and Tracey Chapman

I’ve not heard that version

Not together lol Spotify playlist.

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