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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I like sitting my arse on chairs.

Actually, I like chairs in general.

How many chairs do you own?

Do you have a favourite chair in your house or else perhaps a favourite type of chair?

Have you ever had a sexual experience with a chair? I once had sex with a lovely lady whilst sitting on one; it was highly uncomfortable, but I digress.

Also, why do pubs and some restaurants deliberately mix up the chairs so that they’re all non matching?

Yes indeed, everything chair related in fact; let’s all sit down on one and discuss their wonders good folks

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By *ohntall123Man
over a year ago

Biggleswade


"I like sitting my arse on chairs.

Actually, I like chairs in general.

How many chairs do you own?

Do you have a favourite chair in your house or else perhaps a favourite type of chair?

Have you ever had a sexual experience with a chair? I once had sex with a lovely lady whilst sitting on one; it was highly uncomfortable, but I digress.

Also, why do pubs and some restaurants deliberately mix up the chairs so that they’re all non matching?

Yes indeed, everything chair related in fact; let’s all sit down on one and discuss their wonders good folks "

Nice post , favourite chair is my Ball & Egg Chair ( 60s vibe ) love it .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very appropriate subject for the lounge.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I like sitting my arse on chairs.

Actually, I like chairs in general.

How many chairs do you own?

Do you have a favourite chair in your house or else perhaps a favourite type of chair?

Have you ever had a sexual experience with a chair? I once had sex with a lovely lady whilst sitting on one; it was highly uncomfortable, but I digress.

Also, why do pubs and some restaurants deliberately mix up the chairs so that they’re all non matching?

Yes indeed, everything chair related in fact; let’s all sit down on one and discuss their wonders good folks

Nice post , favourite chair is my Ball & Egg Chair ( 60s vibe ) love it .

"

Retro - I love them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like Joe beans’ chair

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Very appropriate subject for the lounge."

Ironically, there’s no chairs to sit on in here

(I feel curiously compelled yet simultaneously loathed to insert a, ‘ladies can take a seat on my face!’ gag here…)

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I like Joe beans’ chair "

Joe’s is a fine chair for sure An adjustable height office chair in satin black.

It may even incorporate a slight back reclining function (although not too far or else one will fall over backwards!)

Comfortable, stylish and with admirable lumber support (and you can spin around on them for hours of fun to)

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I stand when working in the office and when working from home so no chairs there.

My main home has two mango wood benches for dining and both homes have two couches each and so no arm chairs !

When I go to a restaurant I use a chair , but unless the table is very small , I move my chair so I’m at 90 degrees and closer to my date!

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I feel like three is a weirdly small number to have for the house...

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex in a chair is nice. Had some last week.

I don’t know how many chairs I have in my home. Aside from the dining room chairs and kitchen table chairs, they’re at least four I can think of but may have more.

I have a hand carved antique Portuguese chair that’s so heavy it takes at least two strong people to move it. It’s like a throne chair. Never had sex in it and would be weird to.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I like my Ant Chair (1952, Arne Jacobsen), depicted within my profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also, why do pubs and some restaurants deliberately mix up the chairs so that they’re all non matching?"

Because they're secret swinger hosts and hoping people will match them up.

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

Because single (odd) chairs can be bought for a fiver at auction.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


""Also, why do pubs and some restaurants deliberately mix up the chairs so that they’re all non matching?"

Because they're secret swinger hosts and hoping people will match them up. "

I’m so tempted to put them in order….

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I like sitting my arse on chairs.

Actually, I like chairs in general.

How many chairs do you own?

Do you have a favourite chair in your house or else perhaps a favourite type of chair?

Have you ever had a sexual experience with a chair? I once had sex with a lovely lady whilst sitting on one; it was highly uncomfortable, but I digress.

Also, why do pubs and some restaurants deliberately mix up the chairs so that they’re all non matching?

Yes indeed, everything chair related in fact; let’s all sit down on one and discuss their wonders good folks "

We own quite a lot of chairs.

A sofa with matching armchair from IKEA in the front room.

My Grandad's rocking chair

4x leather dining chairs

A sofa and 2 armchairs that are fourth-hand in the conservatory

My saddle desk chair

A small kid's chair that's a family heirloom

And, last, but by no means least, my two wheelchairs. I spend most of the time sat on my arse, wheeling about I've given a blowjob whilst sat in my wheely chair but not had the sex sex in it. I don't want to ruin the special cushion

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

Probably chairs in business or first class lounges at airport. For two reasons, one I’m out of the chaos elsewhere in the airport and two, I’m going in holodaaaaaay

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

The last time I met a certain forumite for more than just drinks she stripped me naked and sat me in a chair, then did all sorts of wonderful things to me. I like chairs. Chairs are good.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I like sitting my arse on chairs.

Actually, I like chairs in general.

How many chairs do you own?

Do you have a favourite chair in your house or else perhaps a favourite type of chair?

Have you ever had a sexual experience with a chair? I once had sex with a lovely lady whilst sitting on one; it was highly uncomfortable, but I digress.

Also, why do pubs and some restaurants deliberately mix up the chairs so that they’re all non matching?

Yes indeed, everything chair related in fact; let’s all sit down on one and discuss their wonders good folks

We own quite a lot of chairs.

A sofa with matching armchair from IKEA in the front room.

My Grandad's rocking chair

4x leather dining chairs

A sofa and 2 armchairs that are fourth-hand in the conservatory

My saddle desk chair

A small kid's chair that's a family heirloom

And, last, but by no means least, my two wheelchairs. I spend most of the time sat on my arse, wheeling about I've given a blowjob whilst sat in my wheely chair but not had the sex sex in it. I don't want to ruin the special cushion "

Rocking chairs

The ultimate cure for insomnia (as are swinging garden hammocks) - simply sit in one for a minute or so and drift off to the blissful land of nod

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"The last time I met a certain forumite for more than just drinks she stripped me naked and sat me in a chair, then did all sorts of wonderful things to me. I like chairs. Chairs are good."

Amen brother!

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Two new chairs ones a recliner

The other is curved seat .

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I like sitting my arse on chairs.

Actually, I like chairs in general.

How many chairs do you own?

Do you have a favourite chair in your house or else perhaps a favourite type of chair?

Have you ever had a sexual experience with a chair? I once had sex with a lovely lady whilst sitting on one; it was highly uncomfortable, but I digress.

Also, why do pubs and some restaurants deliberately mix up the chairs so that they’re all non matching?

Yes indeed, everything chair related in fact; let’s all sit down on one and discuss their wonders good folks

We own quite a lot of chairs.

A sofa with matching armchair from IKEA in the front room.

My Grandad's rocking chair

4x leather dining chairs

A sofa and 2 armchairs that are fourth-hand in the conservatory

My saddle desk chair

A small kid's chair that's a family heirloom

And, last, but by no means least, my two wheelchairs. I spend most of the time sat on my arse, wheeling about I've given a blowjob whilst sat in my wheely chair but not had the sex sex in it. I don't want to ruin the special cushion

Rocking chairs

The ultimate cure for insomnia (as are swinging garden hammocks) - simply sit in one for a minute or so and drift off to the blissful land of nod "

It needs reupholstering. It's a work in progress. Weird to have it without my Grandad in it though

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I like sitting my arse on chairs.

Actually, I like chairs in general.

How many chairs do you own?

Do you have a favourite chair in your house or else perhaps a favourite type of chair?

Have you ever had a sexual experience with a chair? I once had sex with a lovely lady whilst sitting on one; it was highly uncomfortable, but I digress.

Also, why do pubs and some restaurants deliberately mix up the chairs so that they’re all non matching?

Yes indeed, everything chair related in fact; let’s all sit down on one and discuss their wonders good folks

We own quite a lot of chairs.

A sofa with matching armchair from IKEA in the front room.

My Grandad's rocking chair

4x leather dining chairs

A sofa and 2 armchairs that are fourth-hand in the conservatory

My saddle desk chair

A small kid's chair that's a family heirloom

And, last, but by no means least, my two wheelchairs. I spend most of the time sat on my arse, wheeling about I've given a blowjob whilst sat in my wheely chair but not had the sex sex in it. I don't want to ruin the special cushion

Rocking chairs

The ultimate cure for insomnia (as are swinging garden hammocks) - simply sit in one for a minute or so and drift off to the blissful land of nod

It needs reupholstering. It's a work in progress. Weird to have it without my Grandad in it though "

xxx

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Incidentally, I’ve just been randomly perusing Queening chairs and other specially designed BDSM furniture (the Internet rabbit hole is a wondrous thing after all).

I must say, they look rather stylish; black and red leather etc.

It would certainly make for a fascinating conversation piece for when the vicar comes around for afternoon tea…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive been bent over the sofa arms once or twice

I like the odd chairs look. I am on the lookout for odd pretty dining chairs. All the same and neat in rows just seems too organised. I like the chaos of mismatched.

I would like one of those swinging egg chairs for the garden though. I cant afford one though so go for a little swing in them in the garden centre until I get glared at.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Ive been bent over the sofa arms once or twice

I like the odd chairs look. I am on the lookout for odd pretty dining chairs. All the same and neat in rows just seems too organised. I like the chaos of mismatched.

I would like one of those swinging egg chairs for the garden though. I cant afford one though so go for a little swing in them in the garden centre until I get glared at. "

Oh yes indeed; egg chairs are great!

There’s one in my local garden centre with little led lights woven into the wicker. I can just imagine dozing off in it outside on a warm night like tonight

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Ive been bent over the sofa arms once or twice

I like the odd chairs look. I am on the lookout for odd pretty dining chairs. All the same and neat in rows just seems too organised. I like the chaos of mismatched.

I would like one of those swinging egg chairs for the garden though. I cant afford one though so go for a little swing in them in the garden centre until I get glared at.

Oh yes indeed; egg chairs are great!

There’s one in my local garden centre with little led lights woven into the wicker. I can just imagine dozing off in it outside on a warm night like tonight "

But. But. The mozzies

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Noo not chairs they're really dangerous more people die from chairs than sharks

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Ive been bent over the sofa arms once or twice

I like the odd chairs look. I am on the lookout for odd pretty dining chairs. All the same and neat in rows just seems too organised. I like the chaos of mismatched.

I would like one of those swinging egg chairs for the garden though. I cant afford one though so go for a little swing in them in the garden centre until I get glared at.

Oh yes indeed; egg chairs are great!

There’s one in my local garden centre with little led lights woven into the wicker. I can just imagine dozing off in it outside on a warm night like tonight

But. But. The mozzies "

Good point; I’ll have to invest in some industrial netting or else wake up minus a few pints of blood…

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Noo not chairs they're really dangerous more people die from chairs than sharks "

This is true; they should at least all come fitted with safety belts and warning instructions

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

Love my two oak Victorian 1850's Gothic revival hall chairs,look like they came off the set of Dracula.

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
over a year ago

London (She/Her)

I have an inflatable bondage couch /cupids couch. It’s not really for sitting in though

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Love my two oak Victorian 1850's Gothic revival hall chairs,look like they came off the set of Dracula."

I absolutely love the gothic style; ornate, elegant and sexy!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I have an inflatable bondage couch /cupids couch. It’s not really for sitting in though "

I’ve just looked up a Cupid’s couch (as I wasn’t previously aware of them).

And….ooo I say

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

We own about 16 chairs which I'm quite surprised about. I usually sit in the same chair but I'm not sure it's a favourite.

I have been tied to a dining chair on more than one occasion .

The mismatched chairs thing is trendy apparently

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,


"We own about 16 chairs which I'm quite surprised about. I usually sit in the same chair but I'm not sure it's a favourite.

I have been tied to a dining chair on more than one occasion .

The mismatched chairs thing is trendy apparently "

Been trendy for decades,calling them a Harlequin set makes them more trendy,just disguises the fact they are odds,and cheap.Occasionally a little gem slips through the net at auction in the singles though.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"We own about 16 chairs which I'm quite surprised about. I usually sit in the same chair but I'm not sure it's a favourite.

I have been tied to a dining chair on more than one occasion .

The mismatched chairs thing is trendy apparently

Been trendy for decades,calling them a Harlequin set makes them more trendy,just disguises the fact they are odds,and cheap.Occasionally a little gem slips through the net at auction in the singles though."

I have a 'harlequin set' of dinner plates that were actually designed that way. The maroon one is my favourite.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London


"I like sitting my arse on chairs.

Actually, I like chairs in general.

How many chairs do you own?

Do you have a favourite chair in your house or else perhaps a favourite type of chair?

Have you ever had a sexual experience with a chair? I once had sex with a lovely lady whilst sitting on one; it was highly uncomfortable, but I digress.

Also, why do pubs and some restaurants deliberately mix up the chairs so that they’re all non matching?

Yes indeed, everything chair related in fact; let’s all sit down on one and discuss their wonders good folks

We own quite a lot of chairs.

A sofa with matching armchair from IKEA in the front room.

My Grandad's rocking chair

4x leather dining chairs

A sofa and 2 armchairs that are fourth-hand in the conservatory

My saddle desk chair

A small kid's chair that's a family heirloom

And, last, but by no means least, my two wheelchairs. I spend most of the time sat on my arse, wheeling about I've given a blowjob whilst sat in my wheely chair but not had the sex sex in it. I don't want to ruin the special cushion "

I've had a couple of delightful blow jobs from a friend who uses a wheelchair

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

21.

The Queen Anne.

Sometimes the bucket chair

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