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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Attempting to urinate after ejaculating; the struggle is real, right?

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

your right,,

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Not really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same for us women to you know, like trying to do a push up with ya pee hole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to watch the morning wood, morning wee struggle the best. Springy cock fountain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on how pissed ….

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By *TAXMan
over a year ago

Watford

Not as easy as you would like tbh lol ??

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By *empted23Couple
over a year ago

countryside

If your not concentrating you can wee up your own nose

Post debauchery wee is what I call a treat wee

Meaning I treat myself to sit down and avoid such problems

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

"Attempting to urinate after ejaculating; the struggle is real, right?

There's a strong possibility that it's going to be a crooked pee.

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By *TAXMan
over a year ago

Watford

"I like to watch the morning wood, morning wee struggle the best. Springy cock fountain. "
hahahhaa that’s made me chuckle ??

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

It's real, occasionally. My seminal fluids are like epoxy resin: seals tight the 'eye' and I end up urinating on the ceiling. It's an amusing sight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

It's a thing of great beauty and majesty

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Same for us women to you know, like trying to do a push up with ya pee hole."

Yep especially if you’re swollen and sore from a bloody good rogering.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"It's real, occasionally. My seminal fluids are like epoxy resin: seals tight the 'eye' and I end up urinating on the ceiling. It's an amusing sight.

There goes my appetite for the next few days. Epoxy resin.

I'd add a vom emote but I'm being good.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"It's real, occasionally. My seminal fluids are like epoxy resin: seals tight the 'eye' and I end up urinating on the ceiling. It's an amusing sight.

Sometimes, directly afterwards, I strain to summon the piss but it feels like I’ve got a serious limescale buildup in the pipe…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like to watch the morning wood, morning wee struggle the best. Springy cock fountain. "

You’re so weird. I like that……

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Can't say I've had that problem to be honest...

Maybe I have a really wide urethra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's real, occasionally. My seminal fluids are like epoxy resin: seals tight the 'eye' and I end up urinating on the ceiling. It's an amusing sight.

I've laughed way too much at this!!!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"It's real, occasionally. My seminal fluids are like epoxy resin: seals tight the 'eye' and I end up urinating on the ceiling. It's an amusing sight.

Sometimes, directly afterwards, I strain to summon the piss but it feels like I’ve got a serious limescale buildup in the pipe…

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It would be far easier to summon the dead than negotiate with anything concerning your Urethra.

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By *KentMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Same for us women to you know, like trying to do a push up with ya pee hole.

Yep especially if you’re swollen and sore from a bloody good rogering.

We need to bring back the term rogering!

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By *al84Man
over a year ago

wokingham

Ha ha ,Could be there waiting for ages!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh multiple streams are inevitable. Even worse when you have the stack of toilet rolls next to the toilet. End up doing a mark of Zorro if his name was Ian

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"It's real, occasionally. My seminal fluids are like epoxy resin: seals tight the 'eye' and I end up urinating on the ceiling. It's an amusing sight.

Like squeezing the end of a hosepipe?? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer morning wood peeing. I just play a game and try to stand as far away from the toilet as possible and then next time beat it

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Attempting to urinate after ejaculating; the struggle is real, right?

I can’t say I’ve ever struggled tbh?

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Its handy when trying to piss over your shoulder

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By *ostindreamsMan
over a year ago

London

It's feels like Shrodinger's cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's usually a plethora of options lol.

Build up and breaks through the cum at 100mph.

Sit down and force the fucker into the bowl.

It comes out in multiple angles and you've ended up pissing on anything in the near vicinity

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

The chances are I went before I started.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know the angle of a ski jumper mid flight….that

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By *mwirralMan
over a year ago

wirral

I'm generally OK to be fair

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Dual slash streams in particular are not great for bathroom hygiene guys - give the old hoodie a tug or two (if you've got one). pt

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