FabSwingers.com forum: Vagina Footballers past and present

By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

I’ll start

Robbie Growler

Love and Peace

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Norman Cunter

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Roger Cunt

Forgive me father for I have sinned.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

Fanny Murphy

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Here’s two genuine ones: Ralf Minge and Stefan Kuntz (I shit you not!)

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Fanny Murphy "

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

Cesc Fabragash

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Here’s two genuine ones: Ralf Minge and Stefan Kuntz (I shit you not!) "

Kuntz scored against England in Euro 96.

What a …….

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Cesc Fabragash

Brilliant

Fabagash, don’t mind if I do.

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Eric Cuntona

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

Dirk Clout

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By *isurreyguy2019Man
over a year ago

surrey

Eric cuntona

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

Julian Dicks broke through the Arsenal defence once and was one on one vs the keeper. The commentator genuinely said ‘Dicks is in and Seamen’s everywhere’

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Cesc Fabragash

Brilliant

Fabagash, don’t mind if I do. "

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

Frank Le Beefcurtains

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Fulwood

Bob Snatchford

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Fulwood

Justin and John Gashanu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tyrone Minge

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Fulwood

Clitan Ibrahimovic

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

Squirt Zouma

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Harry Redflap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frank Le Foof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Labian Delph

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny Jeffers

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

Flap Stam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mason Greenwood.

It doesn’t need changed because he’s a cunt

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By *ung_Irishman26Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Alex AxeWound-Chamberlain

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By *eo!!Man
over a year ago

Grest Yarmouth

Jimmy Floyd Vajazzlebaink

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

Mark Bosnatch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damien Muff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 ex Chelsea players in a row

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Niall Quim

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Jimmy Floyd Vajazzlebaink "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaap Bearded Clam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quimton Fortune

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Niko Clamjcar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marco Vaj Basten

Ruud Vaj Nistelrooy

Robin Vaj Persie

Virgin Vaj Dick

Dutch players are a gold mine for this

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

John Gashanu....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Micky Quim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hairy Redflaps

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Andre Muff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vajayjay Okocha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erling Holeand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vajayjay Okocha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nonny Van De Beek

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

op great thread pissing myself laughing

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

Pierre-Emerick Poontang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oxford United forward…….James Cuntstubble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I allowed to say this? PuNani

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a vagina but surely Lynden Gooch has to get a mention.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouter Furburger

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Julian Dicks broke through the Arsenal defence once and was one on one vs the keeper. The commentator genuinely said ‘Dicks is in and Seamen’s everywhere’

A colemanballs if ever there was one

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Not a vagina but surely Lynden Gooch has to get a mention."

Close enough

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Brian Muff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I allowed to say this? PuNani"

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

Simon Mingeolet

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Georgiou cuntladze

The mr

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Frank de beaver

The mr

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

Danny Higgingfrontbottom

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Paul Gashcoigne

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

Flange Postecoglou

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

Romeo Labia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gashton Ramirez

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dean Gashton

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By *ou-and-her-voyeurCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

Mark Fish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marcus Gashford

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By * MailMan
over a year ago

Poole

"Cesc Fabragash

Brilliant

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

The longest one ever

Peter Crotch

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Dean Windass

I know where my pussy is

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Hairy Kane

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Sergio Bushquets

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Justin fanny

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Nicky Beaver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Son Heung-Minge

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Roberto Vaggio

The mr

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Gianluigi Muffon

The mr

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

Reminds me of the old New Zealand cricketer, Bob Cunis. Once described by a commentator as "neither one thing or the other."

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

The mr "

you don't say? lol

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By *apxxxWoman
over a year ago

North Shropshire not Wales!!!ffs & Manchester

Stephen cunt (Hunt)

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By *ndtheswingersMan
over a year ago

colchester

Nigel Chuff

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Fulwood

Robyn van Pussy

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By *ndtheswingersMan
over a year ago

colchester

Mycunt Richards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rod Fanny

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Ooo ahh, Cunt-an-ar

Rude Fanny Nestleroy

Im going now….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cesc Fabragash

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Niall Quim

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Cesc Fabragash

Oh hello Mrs

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

Twat Le Tissier

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

Danny Frontbottom

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Bruno Fernandes He’s just a cnut.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cesc Fabragash

Oh hello Mrs

Hello Rex *waves*

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Alex Furburgerson

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By *ornyguyMan
over a year ago

Hillsborough, NI

Ian Bush

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

Eddie Hole

Roberto vaggio

Dirk Kunt

Jamie Cuntflapp

Theo wallcunt

David Twatt

Cunnynio

Johan and Jordi queef

Ryan Grabasnatch

Quim ( actual real player)

Alan Brazilian wax

Jason Cunny

Paul Minge

Fanny De Jong

Jurgen Kuntsman

Patrick Vagina

Rory Deflap

Paul McGash

Cunny Dalgliesh

Vincent cumfanny

Ricky Vulva

Jon Flangegan

Alexander Clitrovic

Gary Clitcroft

Wesley Foofana

James Ward-puss

Gordon Mcquim

George Honeypot

Karl Heinz soggyknickers

Wayne Poony

Pierre Van Hoohadonk

Clit Hill

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By *erlinhgvMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Jason Cunty

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Cesc Fabragash

Oh hello Mrs

Hello Rex *waves*"

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Virgil Van Dick

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By *irk_Dastardly.Man
over a year ago

Marlborough

Muffy Izzet

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Virgil Van Dick"

Vagina not penisisis

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Anal Shearer.

Not vagina. Bite me.

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By *eather_uktvTV/TS
over a year ago

Manchester

Fanny Lee.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Robbie savage.. he’s a Cnut if that counts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont forget the lionesses...

Minnie Bright

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"Virgil Van Dick

Vagina not penisisis

Virgil Van Dickless

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Messi

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Cafufu

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Jan Vagigoor of Hesselink

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

Rat Jennings

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By *rchie300Man
over a year ago

Hamworthy

John Gash-enu

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

David Vulva

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Rat Jennings "

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

Bruce Grobbvulva

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Rat Jennings

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

Minky Thomas

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Minky Thomas "

Are you an arsenal fan by chance?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Minky Thomas

Are you an arsenal fan by chance?

Wash your fanny out

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Ian Gush

Queef Gillespie

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By *ingu and The ApeCouple
over a year ago

The Igloo

The king, Jeff Asstle

BAGGIES.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Bruce Grobbvulva "

Tenuous.

Clit Hill

Dennis Beankamp

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

Steven Veryhard

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

Clutching here but the team

Cameltoe Academicals

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