FabSwingers.com forum: Toilet Selfies

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

... are the way forward.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Always flush first

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

FFS, aren't you just full of surprises. I never ever thought I would see that photo on your profile

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By *assy69Man
over a year ago

West Sussex and Wales

"Always flush first"

And then wash your hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I smell a photo challenge Jennie

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Thought this was a Brucey thread

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By *he Dark SaintMan
over a year ago

hitchin

All I can think of is that woman who started the "sitting on the toilet" meme song a decade ago. She didn't forget to flush either

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Yeahhhhh, not much point if your knob isn't visible over the bowl (that's a proper toilet selfie) - 5/10 for effort though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thought this was a Brucey thread

What he said!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

One simply can’t beat the professional and artistic flare of an action shot showcasing a throbbing todger jettisoning the contents of one’s balls into an open toilet half full of soiled bog roll.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"FFS, aren't you just full of surprises. I never ever thought I would see that photo on your profile

Ain't I just?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A least the toilet roll will be near to wipe their tears.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Always flush first"

I'd say always clean the rim first.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Nice grouting Jennie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nice grouting Jennie "

I try

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Nice grouting Jennie

I try

Those lines are straight

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"... are the way forward.

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At least there's no skidders......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nice grouting Jennie

I try

Those lines are straight

Straightest thing about me!

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Nice grouting Jennie

I try

Those lines are straight

Straightest thing about me! "

I didnt wanna be so rude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... are the way forward.

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Not attractive thanks

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Got to admit the bath mat not being central to your feet is putting me off a bit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Got to admit the bath mat not being central to your feet is putting me off a bit

Feedback is a gift.

I was straining a bit at the time

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Thought I was going to see some knobbage then, Jen.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Ahh, my dear Jennifer, it's lovely to see legs almost as hairy as mine

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

I'm not quite sure how I feel about this...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tony Blair the unflushable turd.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'm not quite sure how I feel about this...

Can't even see the toilet ! Total misrepresentation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not quite sure how I feel about this...

Can't even see the toilet ! Total misrepresentation."

You can just make out the pedestal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ahh, my dear Jennifer, it's lovely to see legs almost as hairy as mine

Im a disgrace

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'm not quite sure how I feel about this...

Can't even see the toilet ! Total misrepresentation.

You can just make out the pedestal "

Such a small throne for such a huge Queen !

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Yes.

I think my profile is lacking, off to fix that.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Nice knees Jennie.

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By *unthum62Man
over a year ago

Benidorm

Dissapointing lack of Lynx Africa can for comparison content really.

Still, we cannot have everything.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Love it! Definitely the way forward.

Mrs

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

Ah - I thought it might have been some new social media craze of taking pics of turds.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Ah - I thought it might have been some new social media craze of taking pics of turds."

That's nothing new. I remember being at university and my boyfriend's brother uploaded a picture of his poo that he'd done on a toilet seat, to a website called ratemypoo (or something similar)

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Don't forget the skid mark and floater

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

"That's nothing new. I remember being at university and my boyfriend's brother uploaded a picture of his poo that he'd done on a toilet seat, to a website called ratemypoo (or something similar)"

My husband might have been perfect for that. His family didn't call him "The Lumberjack" for nothing!

I remember a rather lovely (if one-sided) conversation earlier this year, along the lines of:

"Jesus, that was a 14-incher. It hit the bowl snaked back upwards with both ends sticking up out of the water like a Stargazer Pie..."

We have an odd relationship...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I'm not quite sure how I feel about this...

Can't even see the toilet ! Total misrepresentation.

You can just make out the pedestal "

Typical queen, putting yourself on a pedestal

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

I've decided I don't like it. Too much feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus Christ you actually did

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I smell a photo challenge Jennie"

You could be right

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Did you get into hotpics yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did you get into hotpics yet?

I never get hotpics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... are the way forward.

Discuss"

Fuck now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... are the way forward.

Discuss

Fuck now?"

Can I finish wiping first?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not quite sure how I feel about this...

Can't even see the toilet ! Total misrepresentation.

You can just make out the pedestal

Typical queen, putting yourself on a pedestal

Look up to me, mortal

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"... are the way forward.

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Were you having a number 2 or a sit down wee wee?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Just waiting for MYB to chime in

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... are the way forward.

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Were you having a number 2 or a sit down wee wee?

What's your fantasy?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"... are the way forward.

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Were you having a number 2 or a sit down wee wee?

What's your fantasy? "

The second one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

definatly not

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... are the way forward.

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Were you having a number 2 or a sit down wee wee?

What's your fantasy?

The second one

Second? Number 2?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"... are the way forward.

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Were you having a number 2 or a sit down wee wee?

What's your fantasy?

The second one

Second? Number 2? "

No silly. I like sit down wee wees

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thought this was a Brucey thread

I am yet to attain Bruce level notoriety

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"Thought this was a Brucey thread

I am yet to attain Bruce level notoriety "

Tickling the ball hair of notoriety with this one Jennie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... are the way forward.

Discuss

Fuck now?

Can I finish wiping first? "

Wuu2 bbe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes.

I think my profile is lacking, off to fix that.

I had to check your profile just in case you had!

Imagine my disappointment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's nothing new. I remember being at university and my boyfriend's brother uploaded a picture of his poo that he'd done on a toilet seat, to a website called ratemypoo (or something similar)

My husband might have been perfect for that. His family didn't call him "The Lumberjack" for nothing!

I remember a rather lovely (if one-sided) conversation earlier this year, along the lines of:

"Jesus, that was a 14-incher. It hit the bowl snaked back upwards with both ends sticking up out of the water like a Stargazer Pie..."

We have an odd relationship...

My son and I have pooh conversations, apparently it is rather off putting to women - no idea why. Sometimes we have to bring in the dog to the topic, he is a vile pooher - but does not need to go as often as my son!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Thought this was a Brucey thread

I am yet to attain Bruce level notoriety "

It's something to aspire to

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Ah - I thought it might have been some new social media craze of taking pics of turds.

That's nothing new. I remember being at university and my boyfriend's brother uploaded a picture of his poo that he'd done on a toilet seat, to a website called ratemypoo (or something similar)"

I recall a similar one named charmingly enough, Shitclub.

They encouraged members to take photos of their bowel movements for publication online.

It was all a bit shitty to be honest but what was nonetheless rather fascinating was that the site organised the submitted shit pics into specific categories such as, solid, runny, curly etc.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Jennie absolutely. They work for me

You have really nice toes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Jennie absolutely. They work for me

You have really nice toes

Praise from the Queen of Bog Selfies is praise indeed!

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

"Always flush first"

Especially if ypu have a touch of the gallops

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"Yes.

I think my profile is lacking, off to fix that.

I had to check your profile just in case you had!

Imagine my disappointment

Sorry.

Soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes.

I think my profile is lacking, off to fix that.

I had to check your profile just in case you had!

Imagine my disappointment

Sorry.

Soon

I shall do one. I tend not to put photos up, but I seem to have a brand new toilet, not connected, sitting spare, so I may try something with that when the photo challenge appears!

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By *dy635guyMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Ah - I thought it might have been some new social media craze of taking pics of turds."

Nothing wrong with that. I've photographed my own turds and some people have been kind enough to send me photos of their output.

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By *lmost TouchingMan
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat.

Love a naughty girl in the office rubbing one out in the loo!

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