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An HONEST rating of how attractive you would say you are ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

1 (lowest) to 10 (highest)

How hot do you think you are, if you are being properly objective with your self-assessment of your own attractiveness.

I’m not having it if anyone says they’re a 1. Of course you’re not! You’re much hotter than that!

G’wan, tell us what score you would genuinely rate yourself as in terms of your own hotness!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Me? I’m not playing btw

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By *apnDomMan
over a year ago

London | Belfast

Dunno. Probably like a 5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A solid number two.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

For those who like big girls 5 or 6?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d usually say my face is a 7. Though without a trim and an overgrown beard like right now I’m a 4/5.

Overall I’m usually 7 but feeling less without a trim

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By *TinyDelight-Woman
over a year ago

City Centre

I'd say I'm punching up to a 3

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Physically a 7.5

Trait wise as a person a solid 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably a 4?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going for it OP... 9.5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10.

(Without contact lenses in)

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By *lleyCat1969Man
over a year ago

Folkestone

Most days I'd say I'm a 3. On high days and holidays I could scrub up to a 5.5.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"10.

(Without contact lenses in)"

With contacts in?.....

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

A solid 7. Maybe an 8 looking at the above men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4?! I am aa acquired taste and usually hang around specsavers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A solid 7. Maybe an 8 looking at the above men "

that’s so rude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6 on a good day with the wind behind me

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I'm a 0.

Well, it's a nice, round figure!

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"A solid 7. Maybe an 8 looking at the above men

that’s so rude"

Sorry I didn't see you. 8.5

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"A solid number two."

You really look like shit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Without a doubt, 12!

I reckon that’s what others think, I think of myself as without knowing me.

I think I’m a 8.9786 to be honest.

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

6 from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd say I'm punching up to a 3

"

No I don't think so try like 7

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

Fair rules state you can never grade a Safe 7 to anyone including yourself.

No half points either.

Tricky as I reckon I am a safe and solid 7. Too good for a 6 so fcuk it I'll go all in for an 8.

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Another Fabulous Fishing for Compliment Thread..

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

5.5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A solid number two.

You really look like shit? "

Well that was the joke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1, assuming we can't go 0

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

5/6 I'd say for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think a lot of people would want to give me “one”… xx (Alisha)

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"A solid number two.

You really look like shit?

Well that was the joke."

But do you though lol

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By *ent in BlackMan
over a year ago

Silsden


"1 (lowest) to 10 (highest)

How hot do you think you are, if you are being properly objective with your self-assessment of your own attractiveness.

I’m not having it if anyone says they’re a 1. Of course you’re not! You’re much hotter than that!

G’wan, tell us what score you would genuinely rate yourself as in terms of your own hotness!

"

Low 1-2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A solid number two.

You really look like shit?

Well that was the joke.

But do you though lol"

Yes.

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"A solid number two.

You really look like shit?

Well that was the joke.

But do you though lol

Yes."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"10.

(Without contact lenses in)

With contacts in?..... "

A strong 6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fair rules state you can never grade a Safe 7 to anyone including yourself.

No half points either.

Tricky as I reckon I am a safe and solid 7. Too good for a 6 so fcuk it I'll go all in for an 8."

I'd agree

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

5.

Personality varies. Depends on how much I like you, I'm anything from a 1 up to a 10, lots of people would agree with that.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

10. Other people will undoubtedly have a different opinion but I think it's good to like yourself.

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London

I’d say I’m a 4

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By *pf029Man
over a year ago

Beverley

Definitely a 6 on a Saturday night, when the lights are low and everyone's a bit tipsy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"10. Other people will undoubtedly have a different opinion but I think it's good to like yourself. "

I bet you’re a 10. You just give off 10 energy.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Face - 7.5 maybe

Body - 4

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By *rMonkeyMan
over a year ago

Somewhere

On here I've been called ugly, I've also been told I'm hot as fuck.

I'm going with 6.5, above average but nothing outstanding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Face - 7.5 maybe

Body - 4"

Turn those minuses into pluses xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A solid number two.

You really look like shit?

Well that was the joke.

But do you though lol

Yes.

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Just wanted to log it on this thread.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

8 - haven't read any other answers. A true reflection.

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By *omad1234540Man
over a year ago

WORCESTER

6

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"Without a doubt, 12!

I reckon that’s what others think, I think of myself as without knowing me.

I think I’m a 8.9786 to be honest. "

Confirmed 9

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Face - 7.5 maybe

Body - 4

Turn those minuses into pluses xxxxx"

Ohhhhh. They're not minuses! They're dashes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A solid number two.

You really look like shit?

Well that was the joke.

But do you though lol

Yes.

Just wanted to log it on this thread."

You’re the whitest log of poo I’ve ever seen

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By *rooperRedMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton

I think 8. But looks aren't everything as I've found out.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"A solid number two.

You really look like shit?

Well that was the joke.

But do you though lol

Yes.

Just wanted to log it on this thread.

You’re the whitest log of poo I’ve ever seen"

Bones in the food, innit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A solid number two.

You really look like shit?

Well that was the joke.

But do you though lol

Yes.

Just wanted to log it on this thread.

You’re the whitest log of poo I’ve ever seen"

You’d have loved the 80s pickle, white dog poos were all the rage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A solid number two.

You really look like shit?

Well that was the joke.

But do you though lol

Yes.

Just wanted to log it on this thread.

You’re the whitest log of poo I’ve ever seen

Bones in the food, innit?"

Disgusting. It’s just unhealthy

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Hmm well depends

Full make up, hair done, dressed up then probably (for my age group) - 6

As I am currently to be found in a crop top and shorts, scruffy hair, no make up - 3

MrsAbz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A solid number two.

You really look like shit?

Well that was the joke.

But do you though lol

Yes.

Just wanted to log it on this thread.

You’re the whitest log of poo I’ve ever seen

You’d have loved the 80s pickle, white dog poos were all the rage "

God no! I barely coped in the era of technology I was born into

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By *iss_Juicy79Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

4/10

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By *ldbutrandyMan
over a year ago

West Midlands

I'm a 3.142 . Due to eating too much pi.....

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I'm a 3.142 . Due to eating too much pi..... "

Excellent!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A solid number two.

You really look like shit?

Well that was the joke.

But do you though lol

Yes.

Just wanted to log it on this thread.

You’re the whitest log of poo I’ve ever seen

You’d have loved the 80s pickle, white dog poos were all the rage

God no! I barely coped in the era of technology I was born into"

You know back in the day if we wanted to talk to our friends we had to call the landline and ask their parents if they were in and then have to do the parent chat until the friend came to the phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A solid number two.

You really look like shit?

Well that was the joke.

But do you though lol

Yes.

Just wanted to log it on this thread.

You’re the whitest log of poo I’ve ever seen

You’d have loved the 80s pickle, white dog poos were all the rage

God no! I barely coped in the era of technology I was born into

You know back in the day if we wanted to talk to our friends we had to call the landline and ask their parents if they were in and then have to do the parent chat until the friend came to the phone "

So.

How's school?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A solid number two.

You really look like shit?

Well that was the joke.

But do you though lol

Yes.

Just wanted to log it on this thread.

You’re the whitest log of poo I’ve ever seen

You’d have loved the 80s pickle, white dog poos were all the rage

God no! I barely coped in the era of technology I was born into

You know back in the day if we wanted to talk to our friends we had to call the landline and ask their parents if they were in and then have to do the parent chat until the friend came to the phone

So.

How's school?"

Er - yeah. Good thanks, Mrs Fluffy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A solid number two.

You really look like shit?

Well that was the joke.

But do you though lol

Yes.

Just wanted to log it on this thread.

You’re the whitest log of poo I’ve ever seen

You’d have loved the 80s pickle, white dog poos were all the rage

God no! I barely coped in the era of technology I was born into

You know back in the day if we wanted to talk to our friends we had to call the landline and ask their parents if they were in and then have to do the parent chat until the friend came to the phone

So.

How's school?

Er - yeah. Good thanks, Mrs Fluffy."

Exactly the cringe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A solid number two.

You really look like shit?

Well that was the joke.

But do you though lol

Yes.

Just wanted to log it on this thread.

You’re the whitest log of poo I’ve ever seen

You’d have loved the 80s pickle, white dog poos were all the rage

God no! I barely coped in the era of technology I was born into

You know back in the day if we wanted to talk to our friends we had to call the landline and ask their parents if they were in and then have to do the parent chat until the friend came to the phone "

Hey! I’m not that young! I had to call my mates on the landline! The ghetto fr. Whew.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"A solid number two.

You really look like shit?

Well that was the joke.

But do you though lol

Yes.

Just wanted to log it on this thread.

You’re the whitest log of poo I’ve ever seen

You’d have loved the 80s pickle, white dog poos were all the rage

God no! I barely coped in the era of technology I was born into

You know back in the day if we wanted to talk to our friends we had to call the landline and ask their parents if they were in and then have to do the parent chat until the friend came to the phone "

And sometimes the parent would sound uncannily like the friend and you'd start chatting friend type stuff with them

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"A solid number two.

You really look like shit?

Well that was the joke.

But do you though lol

Yes.

Just wanted to log it on this thread.

You’re the whitest log of poo I’ve ever seen

You’d have loved the 80s pickle, white dog poos were all the rage "

The 80s aren't on Pickle's radar

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"A solid number two.

You really look like shit?

Well that was the joke.

But do you though lol

Yes.

Just wanted to log it on this thread.

You’re the whitest log of poo I’ve ever seen

You’d have loved the 80s pickle, white dog poos were all the rage

God no! I barely coped in the era of technology I was born into

You know back in the day if we wanted to talk to our friends we had to call the landline and ask their parents if they were in and then have to do the parent chat until the friend came to the phone "

Nevermind friends, when dating and you had not yet met the parents... That was awkward

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"A solid number two.

You really look like shit?

Well that was the joke.

But do you though lol

Yes.

Just wanted to log it on this thread.

You’re the whitest log of poo I’ve ever seen

You’d have loved the 80s pickle, white dog poos were all the rage

God no! I barely coped in the era of technology I was born into

You know back in the day if we wanted to talk to our friends we had to call the landline and ask their parents if they were in and then have to do the parent chat until the friend came to the phone

And sometimes the parent would sound uncannily like the friend and you'd start chatting friend type stuff with them "

Done that more than once

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"A solid number two.

You really look like shit?

Well that was the joke.

But do you though lol

Yes.

Just wanted to log it on this thread.

You’re the whitest log of poo I’ve ever seen

You’d have loved the 80s pickle, white dog poos were all the rage

God no! I barely coped in the era of technology I was born into

You know back in the day if we wanted to talk to our friends we had to call the landline and ask their parents if they were in and then have to do the parent chat until the friend came to the phone

Nevermind friends, when dating and you had not yet met the parents... That was awkward "

I'm still cringing.

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By *enelope2UWoman
over a year ago

Fife

As a whole I'd say I'm a 4-5 but I rank features and there's parts of me I'd definitely give myself a 9.8 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say I'm a 5 or .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A solid number two.

You really look like shit?

Well that was the joke.

But do you though lol

Yes.

Just wanted to log it on this thread.

You’re the whitest log of poo I’ve ever seen

You’d have loved the 80s pickle, white dog poos were all the rage

God no! I barely coped in the era of technology I was born into

You know back in the day if we wanted to talk to our friends we had to call the landline and ask their parents if they were in and then have to do the parent chat until the friend came to the phone

And sometimes the parent would sound uncannily like the friend and you'd start chatting friend type stuff with them "

Or a sibling!

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By *ensual-dominant-passionMan
over a year ago

sheffield

2 and a half

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By *isfun2023Couple
over a year ago

wakefield

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder... we have to live ourselves to rate? Or think we would fuck ourselves x

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"A solid number two.

You really look like shit?

Well that was the joke.

But do you though lol

Yes.

Just wanted to log it on this thread.

You’re the whitest log of poo I’ve ever seen

You’d have loved the 80s pickle, white dog poos were all the rage

God no! I barely coped in the era of technology I was born into

You know back in the day if we wanted to talk to our friends we had to call the landline and ask their parents if they were in and then have to do the parent chat until the friend came to the phone

And sometimes the parent would sound uncannily like the friend and you'd start chatting friend type stuff with them

Or a sibling! "

Now I'm interested in this chat...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A solid number two.

You really look like shit?

Well that was the joke.

But do you though lol

Yes.

Just wanted to log it on this thread.

You’re the whitest log of poo I’ve ever seen

You’d have loved the 80s pickle, white dog poos were all the rage

The 80s aren't on Pickle's radar "

Ew thank goodness

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By *lleyCat1969Man
over a year ago

Folkestone

I'm an 8 now.

I was a 3 further up the thread but I've just taken off my glasses and looked in the mirror. I'm possibly even a 9.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

9,1/2 my female friend ratio speaks volumes unless they just feel sorry for me everyone needs someone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder... we have to live ourselves to rate? Or think we would fuck ourselves x "

It’s what mirrors are for

Although we do see ourselves back to front to be fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I complicate this question a little?

If you saw me walking into a room, you would probably think, that I class myself as a strong 9.

It's all fake. I appear to be a confident person.

In reality, I'd give myself a 5.9 - just a little over half way but not enough for a 6.

xx Jess

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

I’m saying solid 6 or terrible 7

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"2 and a half

"

Is that another poo joke? All your veris say otherwise lol. pt

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"I’m saying solid 6 or terrible 7 "

I'd give you one but score you 8

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

I'd say an average 5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10+ on here

( maybe 3 in real life if I'm lucky )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2 and a half "

Men.

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

Hmm… when I’m not done up, I’d say about a 4 overall. When I’m fully dressed, makeup, hair done etc i’d say my face is an 7 and my body a 6.

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

An honest 6 , probably a 7 if you don't look at my squidgy belly

Em x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A solid number two.

You really look like shit?

Well that was the joke.

But do you though lol

Yes."

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An honest 6 , probably a 7 if you don't look at my squidgy belly

Em x"

Girl, I know you’re not even fr right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2 and a half

Men."

Men men men men men men men

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"An honest 6 , probably a 7 if you don't look at my squidgy belly

Em x

Girl, I know you’re not even fr right now"

She is. Total 6 or 7 at best.

You have not seen the toe! lucky she doesn't have more points deducted for that alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An honest 6 , probably a 7 if you don't look at my squidgy belly

Em x

Girl, I know you’re not even fr right now

She is. Total 6 or 7 at best.

You have not seen the toe! lucky she doesn't have more points deducted for that alone. "

Damn. It really be your faves

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

I think my face is around a 7. But I have a healthy (ok, big!) nose so might lose a mark or two of that's not your thing.

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By *elshmumWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I would say 5, I am average looking

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By *ust little old me 13Man
over a year ago

Preston

I'm no oil painting,but I'm not a dog either.......just my own opinion lol

I'd put myself in the 7/10 bracket

But it's what bracket others put you in that matters lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’ve had a scan of the thread and you know what, there’s not anyone less than a 6 in here. Some of you even stretch as far as 8.5.

So yeah, you’re a handsome lot.

Solid 6 to 8.5ers the lot of you

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I don't have a clue. I can't assign myself a number. I think I'm ok though.

J

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

.

4-6 depending on what mood I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn’t say .. but I’ve had good feedback …

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

I’ll go 5 or 6 as I’ve had a decent day and the lack of self confidence demon appears to be locked away for now

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"I wouldn’t say .. but I’ve had good feedback … "

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Honestly, for a middle aged, fat woman I'm an 8.

I've seen thousands of fat, middle aged women and I think I'm one of the more appealing of us tits down to the waist types.

Compared to a 25 year old, slim, perky-titted female I'm a 1.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I’ve had a scan of the thread and you know what, there’s not anyone less than a 6 in here. Some of you even stretch as far as 8.5.

So yeah, you’re a handsome lot.

Solid 6 to 8.5ers the lot of you "

You're just looking at tits though.

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By *llie AssMan
over a year ago

South Yorkshire

6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve had a scan of the thread and you know what, there’s not anyone less than a 6 in here. Some of you even stretch as far as 8.5.

So yeah, you’re a handsome lot.

Solid 6 to 8.5ers the lot of you

You're just looking at tits though."

Rude. I’m definitely included in the 8.5ers

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Has anyone rated themselves an 8? Just me?

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By *ittlelad69Man
over a year ago

clay cross

I’d say a 4 for me

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I go all the way up to 11

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Has anyone rated themselves an 8? Just me? "

Nope I'm a 5

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

3.5 with a strong tail wind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone rated themselves an 8? Just me? "

I went 10

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Has anyone rated themselves an 8? Just me?

I went 10 "

With or without the paint splattered arse crack?

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"An honest 6 , probably a 7 if you don't look at my squidgy belly

Em x

Girl, I know you’re not even fr right now

She is. Total 6 or 7 at best.

You have not seen the toe! lucky she doesn't have more points deducted for that alone. "

You should be ashamed of yourself telling them about my toe, it was one hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr a 5 .

Mrs a 6 or 7.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve had a scan of the thread and you know what, there’s not anyone less than a 6 in here. Some of you even stretch as far as 8.5.

So yeah, you’re a handsome lot.

Solid 6 to 8.5ers the lot of you

You're just looking at tits though."

you know me too well!

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By *heGigglersCouple
over a year ago

Stourbridge (West-Mids)

Probably about a 6 idk

(Mr)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Each and everyone of us is off the scale.

Hotness overloaded in fab forums.

I never rate anything because it is not a competition on fab my opinion..

I was having hot flush as menopausal though

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"An honest 6 , probably a 7 if you don't look at my squidgy belly

Em x

Girl, I know you’re not even fr right now

She is. Total 6 or 7 at best.

You have not seen the toe! lucky she doesn't have more points deducted for that alone.

You should be ashamed of yourself telling them about my toe, it was one hair "

Hairy hobbit toes increase the number! It means you like second breakfast!

J

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley


"I go all the way up to 11 "

Extra point for the flute for sure

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"I go all the way up to 11 "

I have an 11 somewhere, but it's just for special occasions

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By *isfun2023Couple
over a year ago

wakefield


"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder... we have to live ourselves to rate? Or think we would fuck ourselves x

It’s what mirrors are for

Although we do see ourselves back to front to be fair "

Especially when being fucked lol

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By *ixiePoisonWoman
over a year ago

Darlington

Without make up 2, 3 with make up

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley


"Mr a 5 .

Mrs a 6 or 7."

So that means the two of your are an 11 or 12 then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends, have you been drinking?

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"Has anyone rated themselves an 8? Just me?

I went 10 "

Fair!

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

8.5 by myself…add C into the mix and we are a 10. We make a hot team…people we’ve met would agree that we always always turn the heat up together

K

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

2 or 3 maybe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say I'm a solid 7

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

I go up to 11.

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By *alico_KittyWoman
over a year ago

Kittys Lane

Max of 4 here x

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria

Probably a 5 at the absolute most.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Probably a 5 at the absolute most."

Good grief man...you're easily a 9 x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She a 6 but her friend is a 4. A threeway gonna make that 10.

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"An honest 6 , probably a 7 if you don't look at my squidgy belly

Em x

Girl, I know you’re not even fr right now

She is. Total 6 or 7 at best.

You have not seen the toe! lucky she doesn't have more points deducted for that alone.

You should be ashamed of yourself telling them about my toe, it was one hair

Hairy hobbit toes increase the number! It means you like second breakfast!

J"

I do like second breakfast

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"An honest 6 , probably a 7 if you don't look at my squidgy belly

Em x

Girl, I know you’re not even fr right now"

Pickles

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

I've been feeling a little down on myself lately so just a 8.5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As bloke... 3 or 4.

As a laydee... same

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"An honest 6 , probably a 7 if you don't look at my squidgy belly

Em x

Girl, I know you’re not even fr right now

Pickles "

Remember this was said before he knew of the toe!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’ve rated you all, and averaged it out.

By amazing coincidence, and almost totally appropriately for a fuck site, the average score across all lounge-based Fabsters is 6.9

Which is almost rude. If you multiplied it by 10.

Who’d have thunk it, hey?

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By *929Man
over a year ago

bedlington

Maybe a 4. Body wise probably well above average for age but face and hair look like absolute shit

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

I'm a solid 3......

Possibly 4 on a good day once I've woken up had a brew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"4/10"

No can't see a 4.. You'll need to go higher

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By *ust little old me 13Man
over a year ago

Preston


"Max of 4 here x"

Believe me you're more than a 4,just had a cheeky peep at your profile pictures,you've got a brilliant figure on you,a 4 is being harsh on yourself

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I’ve had a scan of the thread and you know what, there’s not anyone less than a 6 in here. Some of you even stretch as far as 8.5.

So yeah, you’re a handsome lot.

Solid 6 to 8.5ers the lot of you

You're just looking at tits though.

Rude. I’m definitely included in the 8.5ers"

You do have nice tits, Pickle

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Are some people on Fab because they don't think they can cut it in RL somehow?

If that's the case, judging by this thread they're plain wrong.

pt

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By *arialoueWoman
over a year ago

bradford

1

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"As bloke... 3 or 4.

As a laydee... same"

Not seen many ladies on here with pins that nice

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Are some people on Fab because they don't think they can cut it in RL somehow?

If that's the case, judging by this thread they're plain wrong.

pt"

Yes, definitely don't cut it IRL here

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"I’ve had a scan of the thread and you know what, there’s not anyone less than a 6 in here. Some of you even stretch as far as 8.5.

So yeah, you’re a handsome lot.

Solid 6 to 8.5ers the lot of you

You're just looking at tits though.

Rude. I’m definitely included in the 8.5ers

You do have nice tits, Pickle "

Do I have nice tits _ad nanna?? (I do need some )

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"A solid number two.

You really look like shit?

Well that was the joke.

But do you though lol

Yes.

Just wanted to log it on this thread.

You’re the whitest log of poo I’ve ever seen

You’d have loved the 80s pickle, white dog poos were all the rage

God no! I barely coped in the era of technology I was born into

You know back in the day if we wanted to talk to our friends we had to call the landline and ask their parents if they were in and then have to do the parent chat until the friend came to the phone "

We didn't have a house phone until I was about 15 or 16.

I had to knock for my friends.

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Guys I'm reading your veris here..

It's like people don't believe what other's are saying! pt

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"An honest 6 , probably a 7 if you don't look at my squidgy belly

Em x

Girl, I know you’re not even fr right now

Pickles

Remember this was said before he knew of the toe! "

Get out of here!

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By *burns7Man
over a year ago

walsall

5 single, 7 couple

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By *archelCouple
over a year ago

A field somewhere

Probably a 4 if I can get her passed enough

Mr.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

7.5 I'm told I'm easy on the eyes

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Solid 7

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

I was a 9 once but now im fatter and void of spark so id say 5.6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm bang average, a solid 6 on a good day.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

To me, about a 9

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

I’d say a 5, but that’s slowly going up as I’m losing more weight.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

A bad 1, in low light and thick fog.

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By *plofsinnersCouple
over a year ago

Haddington

I would say I'm a five (Michelle). My body makes up for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A solid 1 maybe stretching to a 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At this point.. of rejection after rejection or weird stalking... 1..

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By *ntimatelytattooedMan
over a year ago

Thatcham

Naked a 2. In the right clothes a 3. Personality wise I try to be a good person at every turn so I’d say a 6/7.

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By *ichaelJ1986Man
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

I’d give myself a 6..

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By *oopy Lou 666Woman
over a year ago

Heaven.....………. I came down from Heaven

I`d give myself 2...........BUT when I dress up I might give myself a 4..........no confidance whats so ever

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Undeniably 10

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes


"Undeniably 10"

Definitely

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By *asygoingguy82Man
over a year ago

bognor

To most people I'm probably a 2 or 3 to few I might be a 8,9 or even a 10.nothing I can do about it I try not to let it bother me

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

I would rate ourselves probably 5 to 6 on looks alone, but sexy isn't just looks. Get us in a room and you can rate your own numbers.

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By *apnDomMan
over a year ago

London | Belfast


"A solid number two.

You really look like shit? "

This has everyday potential "You're a solid 2" "What do you mean?" "Well, you look like shit".

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By *ucyLasticsWoman
over a year ago

North West


"1 (lowest) to 10 (highest)

How hot do you think you are, if you are being properly objective with your self-assessment of your own attractiveness.

I’m not having it if anyone says they’re a 1. Of course you’re not! You’re much hotter than that!

G’wan, tell us what score you would genuinely rate yourself as in terms of your own hotness!

"

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