FabSwingers.com forum: Sperm donations

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

6,2 built male, university educated, half white African half Italian. Available for direct donations. Must prove you’re clean and of course I’ll do the same. Pictures and questions on request.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Um pass

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Awesome! Squirt some in my gob please

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Is that you dad.....

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Why do they need to be clean for you to donate your sperm?

As long as all the paperwork is signed for child maintenance costs I reckon you're good to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll bend over.

Come on in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why do they need to be clean for you to donate your sperm?

As long as all the paperwork is signed for child maintenance costs I reckon you're good to go

Because I don’t want stds while trying to help people haha

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

How did you get that profile pic past the mods?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Why do they need to be clean for you to donate your sperm?

As long as all the paperwork is signed for child maintenance costs I reckon you're good to go

Because I don’t want stds while trying to help people haha"

How do you get stds from jerking off into a jar?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Why do they need to be clean for you to donate your sperm?

As long as all the paperwork is signed for child maintenance costs I reckon you're good to go

Because I don’t want stds while trying to help people haha

How do you get stds from jerking off into a jar?"

They’ve spontaneously mutated and evolved now; the buggers can jump over six feet (and even through clothes!)

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Because I don’t want stds while trying to help people haha"

Trying to help people

The altruism is overwhelming!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does anyone ever think about the fantasy children in these fantasy scenarios?

How would the child feel growing up with no father? How would the mum cope financially? What if you jizzed into some random and she turned out to be a child abuser and you’ve just given her a new victim?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I will come across as narcissistic but I believe I’ve got good genetics. Now if there are couples who are struggling to conceive and can’t afford the very expensive ivf treatment all I’m doing is offering a different service. God the judgement is hard to hear

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By *lay 4 your plessureMan
over a year ago

Wigan

"6,2 built male, university educated, half white African half Italian. Available for direct donations. Must prove you’re clean and of course I’ll do the same. Pictures and questions on request."

The "available for direct donations" reads to me that he's asking for the donations instead of giving them.

If he is giving though, I have a question, are the pictures on request just a general splodge or are they under the microscope pictures of each individual sperms? That'd be a lot of pictures to take!

Either way, I'm out thanks!

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Does anyone ever think about the fantasy children in these fantasy scenarios?

Plenty of children grow up without knowing a natural father and/or mother do you think they are any less likely have great lives as ones with both biological parents around.

But the other questions are valid, being a surrogate male or female is a huge responsibility so you should choose very, very carefully

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"I will come across as narcissistic but I believe I’ve got good genetics. Now if there are couples who are struggling to conceive and can’t afford the very expensive ivf treatment all I’m doing is offering a different service. God the judgement is hard to hear "

Yeah!

All this judgement for trying find a way to virtue signal while advertising that you like rawdogging.

People are so judgey here ffs

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone ever think about the fantasy children in these fantasy scenarios?

Plenty of children grow up without knowing a natural father and/or mother do you think they are any less likely have great lives as ones with both biological parents around.

But the other questions are valid, being a surrogate male or female is a huge responsibility so you should choose very, very carefully

I think there’s a difference between children growing with one parent through circumstance rather than because one parent got horny on fab and offered his jizz out to the highest donator

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Your race and the fact you went to uni ?

Thick people go to uni too you know.

What’s much more important is health screening and family history. Intelligence primarily comes from the environment so those that nuture and care for the child , health primarily comes from the biological parents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"6,2 built male, university educated, half white African half Italian. Available for direct donations. Must prove you’re clean and of course I’ll do the same. Pictures and questions on request."

Aww, we would accept your offer but sadly your profile discounts monster's, shame.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Sperm donation outside of a licensed clinic is fraught with complications, particularly for the sperm donor.

It can have huge legal implications - in some instances, you may even find yourself the legal father of any child born, and all the financial responsibility this entails. Even if you donate with no intention of being involved in the care and upbringing of the child.

I guess you know all this though?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Awwwww. If only I was 30 years younger. And less monster like

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London

This post is hilarious haha

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

What if it's the eggs...... you know .... the lady part that makes a baby.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"6,2 built male, university educated, half white African half Italian. Available for direct donations. Must prove you’re clean and of course I’ll do the same. Pictures and questions on request.

Aww, we would accept your offer but sadly your profile discounts monster's, shame."

You can sit with me in the monsters corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a reformed monster and single - can i get some? I’ll take direct deposit or cup.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Have you got any eggs O.P. ? Or just sperm ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This post is hilarious haha"

I am trying to apply to job applications I have interviews for. I cannot contain myself..

any longer..

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London

"This post is hilarious haha

I am trying to apply to job applications I have interviews for. I cannot contain myself..

any longer.. "

Testing your pelvic floor I bet

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London

"Have you got any eggs O.P. ? Or just sperm ?"

Free range box of 12 from Asda I bet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wet myself.. In laughing. Anyone else..

Sperm donation direct.. No need I am infertile thank mercy. Keep your sperm, in fact you checked out how fertile each sperm is?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Have you got any eggs O.P. ? Or just sperm ?

Free range box of 12 from Asda I bet

Cum off it ( no pun intended ) He's at least Tesco standard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This post is hilarious haha

I am trying to apply to job applications I have interviews for. I cannot contain myself..

any longer..

Testing your pelvic floor I bet

My floor damp already

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London

"This post is hilarious haha

I am trying to apply to job applications I have interviews for. I cannot contain myself..

any longer..

Testing your pelvic floor I bet

My floor damp already

Naughty lol

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"6,2 built male, university educated, half white African half Italian. Available for direct donations. Must prove you’re clean and of course I’ll do the same. Pictures and questions on request."

I'm clean, 6.5 years clean, i'll donate my cum to you....

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London

"Have you got any eggs O.P. ? Or just sperm ?

Free range box of 12 from Asda I bet

Cum off it ( no pun intended ) He's at least Tesco standard. "

You reckon?

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London

"Wet myself.. In laughing. Anyone else..

Sperm donation direct.. No need I am infertile thank mercy. Keep your sperm, in fact you checked out how fertile each sperm is?

Are you implying he may be a Jaffa?

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By *otSoPetiteMortWoman
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

Aww, go on then, Stud!

We just need to know, how much child support will you be paying, and will that be weekly or monthly installments? x

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"How did you get that profile pic past the mods? "

It's a Where's Wally you have to look hard to find him.

Hard like a good long look. Not hard like the Krays ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wet myself.. In laughing. Anyone else..

Sperm donation direct.. No need I am infertile thank mercy. Keep your sperm, in fact you checked out how fertile each sperm is?

Good point. Is there a refund policy in case of failures?

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London

"Aww, go on then, Stud!

We just need to know, how much child support will you be paying, and will that be weekly or monthly installments? x"

Lump sum maybe?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

My brother in law was tricked into getting a woman pregnant who left him for a woman.

If she had any sense she would have looked for someone more good looking and intelligent.

He's only stopped paying for the child a few years ago and has never set eyes on it.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Aww, go on then, Stud!

We just need to know, how much child support will you be paying, and will that be weekly or monthly installments? x

Lump cum maybe?"

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