FabSwingers.com forum: Christmas Gnomes

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Reports from the Chief of Police that burgulars in North Wales which was once home to Druids, are placing Christmas Garden gnomes in front gardens. This tactic is what the Police Chief calls card calling. If the property owner does not remove the gnome then it's likely unoccupied. Well if Tom finds a gnome in front of his home then he will leave it there and set a trap for these buggers and the gnome will end up in the burgulars rectum and he will be paraded naked through the streets while locals throw excrement on him.....

They will call it...

Toms law. What's going on here guys. It's all over the news

By *hristopherd999Man
over a year ago

Brentwood

I just heard that on local news

By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Well if Tom finds a gnome in front of his home then he will leave it there and set a trap for these buggers and the gnome will end up in the burgulars rectum and he will be paraded naked through the streets while locals throw excrement on him.....

They will call it...

Toms law."

I dunno. I'd call it Gnome Alone

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did wonder why a stranger picked me up and placed me on someone's front lawn last week.

By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"I did wonder why a stranger picked me up and placed me on someone's front lawn last week."

Was it an Uber driver after a night out in Broad Street?