FabSwingers.com forum: I’m looking for a girlfriend.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Where can I find one? Or three?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Have you checked behind the sofa?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you checked behind the sofa?"
well I don’t have any girlfriends so they’re not gonna be behind mine. Yours?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Usually attached to their girlfriend or boyfriend

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Usually attached to their girlfriend or boyfriend

Do the boyfriends come free or are they extra because they’re a different gender?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Check the frozen aisle in Tesco; there’s usually some great deals there…

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Usually attached to their girlfriend or boyfriend

Do the boyfriends come free or are they extra because they’re a different gender?"

I don't think gender has as much to do with price as the general market appeal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anywhere where there is ….. , you find them there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Usually attached to their girlfriend or boyfriend

Do the boyfriends come free or are they extra because they’re a different gender?

I don't think gender has as much to do with price as the general market appeal."

Hmmmm. Thought men were more valuable in this world. That’s the vibes I get from society

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Check the frozen aisle in Tesco; there’s usually some great deals there…"

Yes! Some of them even come with smiley faces!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anywhere where there is ….. , you find them there "

Older women love a …

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Have you been down the middle aisle in Lidl?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you tried B&M? They sell all sorts these days

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By *ostindreamsMan
over a year ago

London

Have you tried the Metaverse?

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By *r-8-BBCMan
over a year ago

LONDON

"Have you checked behind the sofa?"

That's a good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuddly bear section in hallmark?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thailand....bit like Amazon x

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Did your old one get a puncture?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you been down the middle aisle in Lidl? "

First place I looked. Keep checking back for new things

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

Definitely don't look in the friend zone!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did your old one get a puncture?

Fire for a wifebeater I can’t rock with that- I ain’t wearing a vest

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Definitely don't look in the friend zone!"

I thought they’d be dying to get out of there

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Have you checked behind the sofa? well I don’t have any girlfriends so they’re not gonna be behind mine. Yours? "

Fresh outta girlfriends here

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Take a couple from the forums , you’d be doing a huge act of public service

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Have you checked behind the sofa? well I don’t have any girlfriends so they’re not gonna be behind mine. Yours?

Fresh outta girlfriends here

Just a few pennies, empty crisp packets, and slightly used butt plugs then

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

"Have you checked behind the sofa? well I don’t have any girlfriends so they’re not gonna be behind mine. Yours?

Fresh outta girlfriends here

Just a few pennies, empty crisp packets, and slightly used butt plugs then

You must be looking in the sofas in Xtasia, found a used condom once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know two girls called pam

They will be cheaper than a gf in the long run

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The beach is usually full of lovely ladies. Get yourself a coolbox full of ice creams or cold drinks and stroll up and down offering to cool them down. You'll be their knight in shining armour

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you checked behind the sofa? well I don’t have any girlfriends so they’re not gonna be behind mine. Yours?

Fresh outta girlfriends here

Ffs. That’s two of us then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Take a couple from the forums , you’d be doing a huge act of public service

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The beach is usually full of lovely ladies. Get yourself a coolbox full of ice creams or cold drinks and stroll up and down offering to cool them down. You'll be their knight in shining armour

My terrible opinion is actually that I hate beaches

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By *ot_Guy999Man
over a year ago

Close by...

"Where can I find one? Or three?"

Woolworths...

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Could always try naked attraction

Em x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*raises hand*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could always try naked attraction

Em x"
to show off my small flaccid penis

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where can I find one? Or three?

Woolworths..."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*raises hand*"

Hello there Jennie

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

You're young. You have a lot to offer. You're a good person. You're not undateable Pickle.

Go to Waitrose during the school hours when the yummy mummies have dropped off their offspring and are contemplating lambs lettuce or kale as a salad base.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You're young. You have a lot to offer. You're a good person. You're not undateable Pickle.

Go to Waitrose during the school hours when the yummy mummies have dropped off their offspring and are contemplating lambs lettuce or kale as a salad base.

Oh I’m definitely not undateable. I’m decent looking at the least

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Have you checked behind the sofa? well I don’t have any girlfriends so they’re not gonna be behind mine. Yours?

Fresh outta girlfriends here

Ffs. That’s two of us then "

I'll share if I find one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Comment your friends below. And I will find them. And I will marry them. Once again guys. I am looking for a girlfriend.

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By *mber81Woman
over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng

Want one of mine?

There is an interview process though. You have to meet the minimum standards.

9pm Friday night in Manchester. Bring a pen, an apron, and a tarp for the task portions of the interview.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Want one of mine?

There is an interview process though. You have to meet the minimum standards.

9pm Friday night in Manchester. Bring a pen, an apron, and a tarp for the task portions of the interview."

I’ll be in Manchester this weekend as it happens.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Go to music events, pub gigs recommended. A good talking point before, during breaks and after the gig. Good luck!

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I’ve only got two currently - I’ve only got two hands though so that’s ok

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

I always assumed that’s what adult stores were for, no?

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"Could always try naked attraction

Em xto show off my small flaccid penis

You have a nice penis,don't be silly

Em x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I always assumed that’s what adult stores were for, no? "

This is a good suggestion. Steve-o, have you considered a pneumatic girlfriend?

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By *toC Thats MeWoman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Check by the fridge x

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By *Booboo-Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Have you been down the middle aisle in Lidl? "

Damn....you beat me to my sarcastic remark.

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

We always find things in the last ace we look so I'd start there.

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