FabSwingers.com forum: What car describes you best?

By *illy Idol OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

I'll go first...Used Hyundai i30. Bit of wear and tear but still reliable. Achievable for most but you don't want to be seen with it in public.

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By *illy Idol OP Man
40 weeks ago

Midlands

A trip down memory lane. My first ever thread to you inclusive bunch

I'd probably be a Renault Megane now with that gorgeous ass

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By *ris GrayMan
40 weeks ago

Dorchester

Lada

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By *ris GrayMan
40 weeks ago

Dorchester

"Lada

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sorry damn predictive text...... Ferrari

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By *illy Idol OP Man
40 weeks ago

Midlands

"Lada

sorry damn predictive text...... Ferrari

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
40 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"A trip down memory lane. My first ever thread to you inclusive bunch

I'd probably be a Renault Megane now with that gorgeous ass"

You misspelled Fiat Multipla.

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

I’m not a car. I’m a bus.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
40 weeks ago

Essex

Fiat 500

Small

Poorly built

Fun

Hold their value

Not to everyone’s taste

Easy to manoeuvre

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By *illy Idol OP Man
40 weeks ago

Midlands

"A trip down memory lane. My first ever thread to you inclusive bunch

I'd probably be a Renault Megane now with that gorgeous ass

You misspelled Fiat Multipla.

I can't work out if that's a compliment or diss?

The eyes are throwing me

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By *illy Idol OP Man
40 weeks ago

Midlands

"I’m not a car. I’m a bus. "

Unreliable?

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By *illy Idol OP Man
40 weeks ago

Midlands

"Fiat 500

Small

Poorly built

Fun

Hold their value

Not to everyone’s taste

Easy to manoeuvre

Nice airbags though

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

"I’m not a car. I’m a bus.

Unreliable?"

And everyone rides me

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
40 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"A trip down memory lane. My first ever thread to you inclusive bunch

I'd probably be a Renault Megane now with that gorgeous ass

You misspelled Fiat Multipla.

I can't work out if that's a compliment or diss?

The eyes are throwing me"

Take it how you like

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Pagani Zonda AY

It’s very unique

It’s Exotic

It’s hand crafted

And a one of one just like me

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
40 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

I'm going with old school Beetle. Cute curves, one owner from new, prone to flooding, occasionally needs a little ch0ke, a fun ride.

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By *elix SightedMan
40 weeks ago

Cloud 8

I’m a big jag. Ostensibly British. Sleek and smooth, refined, reasonably well put together but occasionally things go wrong. Not as much room in the back as some competitors but the experience upfront is exhilarating.

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By *uddy laneMan
40 weeks ago

dudley

Buick Riviera. classic and stylish .

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By *illy Idol OP Man
40 weeks ago

Midlands

"A trip down memory lane. My first ever thread to you inclusive bunch

I'd probably be a Renault Megane now with that gorgeous ass

You misspelled Fiat Multipla.

I can't work out if that's a compliment or diss?

The eyes are throwing me

Take it how you like

Reading some of the other cars, I'm now going to take it as a diss

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
40 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

One with spectacular headlights

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By *hriscooperMan
40 weeks ago

Warrington

I'd say a Jeep Renegade..

Rugged, manly, good engine, but the body work falls apart. Not everyones taste but those that like it, love it. Also very good fun in the great outdoors and loves an adventure.

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By *illy Idol OP Man
40 weeks ago

Midlands

"One with spectacular headlights

Definitely one with the pop up headlights

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
40 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"A trip down memory lane. My first ever thread to you inclusive bunch

I'd probably be a Renault Megane now with that gorgeous ass

You misspelled Fiat Multipla.

I can't work out if that's a compliment or diss?

The eyes are throwing me

Take it how you like

Reading some of the other cars, I'm now going to take it as a diss

That's on you Willy. I got one as a hire car and I thought it was brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

AMG SLC -- if you know, you know.

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By *educing_EmCouple
40 weeks ago

Tipperary

Dunno Willy, what do you think?

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By *illy Idol OP Man
40 weeks ago

Midlands

"Dunno Willy, what do you think? "

Tractor

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
40 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Fiat 500, quirky and cute with a fat ass

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By *educing_EmCouple
40 weeks ago

Tipperary

"Dunno Willy, what do you think?

Tractor"

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
40 weeks ago

Maidstone

Mazda MX5 cos I have one...

I love my top down... A bit of a show off... Not very powerful but by golly a lorra lorra fun! Nippy and Japanese! Lol

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By *electableicecreamMan
40 weeks ago

The West

"Dunno Willy, what do you think? "

Lotus Elise

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By *illy Idol OP Man
40 weeks ago

Midlands

"Dunno Willy, what do you think?

Tractor

We can turn this around.

Sometimes filthy, fantastic pulling power and great at ploughing

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By *illy Idol OP Man
40 weeks ago

Midlands

"Mazda MX5 cos I have one...

I love my top down... A bit of a show off... Not very powerful but by golly a lorra lorra fun! Nippy and Japanese! Lol"

Very good

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By *educing_EmCouple
40 weeks ago

Tipperary

"Dunno Willy, what do you think?

Lotus Elise "

Much better, thanks Delectable

*side eyes Willy*

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By *illy Idol OP Man
40 weeks ago

Midlands

"Dunno Willy, what do you think?

Lotus Elise

Much better, thanks Delectable

*side eyes Willy*"

This is why I'm single, Em

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By *illy Idol OP Man
40 weeks ago

Midlands

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By *sWyldWoman
40 weeks ago

Edinburgh

My old convertible beetle.

Curvy,with some vintage charm, more powerful than expected and a bit quirky.

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
40 weeks ago

Maidstone

"Mazda MX5 cos I have one...

I love my top down... A bit of a show off... Not very powerful but by golly a lorra lorra fun! Nippy and Japanese! Lol

Very good

Well actually I'm not Japanese but it sounded cute...

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By *loss aka Miss JonesWoman
40 weeks ago

south coast IOW

"A trip down memory lane. My first ever thread to you inclusive bunch

I'd probably be a Renault Megane now with that gorgeous ass

You misspelled Fiat Multipla.

Sorry to be a bit random but wanted to say i love your new profile picture both.

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By *illy Idol OP Man
40 weeks ago

Midlands

"Mazda MX5 cos I have one...

I love my top down... A bit of a show off... Not very powerful but by golly a lorra lorra fun! Nippy and Japanese! Lol

Very good

Well actually I'm not Japanese but it sounded cute... "

Never let the truth get in the way of a good story

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
40 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"A trip down memory lane. My first ever thread to you inclusive bunch

I'd probably be a Renault Megane now with that gorgeous ass

You misspelled Fiat Multipla.

Sorry to be a bit random but wanted to say i love your new profile picture both. "

Thank you

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By *obilebottomMan
40 weeks ago

All over

A bright yellow beetle. Not quite sure why, except is a little different with it's engine at the back, good fun, groundbreaking look, economical, aerodynamic and rather friendly.

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By *lansmanMan
40 weeks ago

Sheffield

Toyota pickup . A solid workhorse that no one notices .

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
40 weeks ago

Maidstone

"Mazda MX5 cos I have one...

I love my top down... A bit of a show off... Not very powerful but by golly a lorra lorra fun! Nippy and Japanese! Lol

Very good

Well actually I'm not Japanese but it sounded cute...

Never let the truth get in the way of a good story"

True ... Oh and my personal plate is...

MX5? SUZ

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By *lovebustyladiesMan
40 weeks ago

Birmingham

An Alfa Romeo not everyone’s cup of tea but once you get over the quirks a huge smile can be had every time you turn the key

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By *illy Idol OP Man
40 weeks ago

Midlands

"An Alfa Romeo not everyone’s cup of tea but once you get over the quirks a huge smile can be had every time you turn the key "

If it starts

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By *stellaWoman
40 weeks ago

London

A split screen, crank started, indicators that flip out Morris Minor. Old but reliable. Odd looking but roadworthy.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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40 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I'd be a knackered old scooter.

Actually great fun to ride but you'd be embarrassed if your mates found out you'd done it.

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Corsa VXR

Full of fun

Fast paced

Young feeling

Keeps breaking down!

Lol

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By *lovebustyladiesMan
40 weeks ago

Birmingham

"An Alfa Romeo not everyone’s cup of tea but once you get over the quirks a huge smile can be had every time you turn the key

If it starts

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lol I had an Alfa 33 awesome car and that exhaust note

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By *eyond PurityCouple
40 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Something powerful and sporty with a good engine, and defined bodywork.

Keith and Candice name stickers on the windscreen.

‘FAB rear of the year 2024’ sticker on the back

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By *illy Idol OP Man
40 weeks ago

Midlands

"An Alfa Romeo not everyone’s cup of tea but once you get over the quirks a huge smile can be had every time you turn the key

If it starts

lol I had an Alfa 33 awesome car and that exhaust note"

A lot of fun I imagine

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By *educing_EmCouple
40 weeks ago

Tipperary

"Dunno Willy, what do you think?

Lotus Elise

Much better, thanks Delectable

*side eyes Willy*

This is why I'm single, Em

Don't worry Willy, I married a man who would probably call me a tractor too

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
40 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

DeLorean

Dated, rare, unreliable, hard to get hold of my parts but rev me up to 88mph and I'll take you to another dimension!

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By *illy Idol OP Man
40 weeks ago

Midlands

"Something powerful and sporty with a good engine, and defined bodywork.

Keith and Candice name stickers on the windscreen.

‘FAB rear of the year 2024’ sticker on the back

I'm thinking maybe a motorcycle with a side car then. We all know Candice is the main attraction and you're being carried along

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By *illy Idol OP Man
40 weeks ago

Midlands

"Dunno Willy, what do you think?

Lotus Elise

Much better, thanks Delectable

*side eyes Willy*

This is why I'm single, Em

Don't worry Willy, I married a man who would probably call me a tractor too

There's hope for us all then

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By *eyond PurityCouple
40 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

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By *eyond PurityCouple
40 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

"Something powerful and sporty with a good engine, and defined bodywork.

Keith and Candice name stickers on the windscreen.

‘FAB rear of the year 2024’ sticker on the back

I'm thinking maybe a motorcycle with a side car then. We all know Candice is the main attraction and you're being carried along "

It’d need backseats for all the sex Candice is getting me. Pushbike ok for you?

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By *illy Idol OP Man
40 weeks ago

Midlands

"Something powerful and sporty with a good engine, and defined bodywork.

Keith and Candice name stickers on the windscreen.

‘FAB rear of the year 2024’ sticker on the back

I'm thinking maybe a motorcycle with a side car then. We all know Candice is the main attraction and you're being carried along

It’d need backseats for all the sex Candice is getting me. Pushbike ok for you?

Put a good word in for me with Candice please. I'd love to be the 3rd wheel one day

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By *cottish guy 555Man
40 weeks ago

London

"Fiat 500

Small

Poorly built

Fun

Hold their value

Not to everyone’s taste

Easy to manoeuvre

Nice airbags though

And fun to be in with the top down.

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By *had_ThunderCockMan
40 weeks ago

a place somewhat adjacent to you…

A barn find Classic Car.

Under appreciated, totally forgotten about, covered in others shit, and needs rescuing and returning to its former potential.

I’ll sit and wait here, then.

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By *illy Idol OP Man
40 weeks ago

Midlands

"A barn find Classic Car.

Under appreciated, totally forgotten about, covered in others shit, and needs rescuing and returning to its former potential.

I’ll sit and wait here, then. "

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
40 weeks ago

North West

"I’m not a car. I’m a bus. "

I'm literally on wheels

I'm a Küschall K-series 2.0

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By *eyond PurityCouple
40 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

"Something powerful and sporty with a good engine, and defined bodywork.

Keith and Candice name stickers on the windscreen.

‘FAB rear of the year 2024’ sticker on the back

I'm thinking maybe a motorcycle with a side car then. We all know Candice is the main attraction and you're being carried along

It’d need backseats for all the sex Candice is getting me. Pushbike ok for you?

Put a good word in for me with Candice please. I'd love to be the 3rd wheel one day

How on earth would I cope with both the winner and the runner-up in the same space?

Would it be like when a lorry has extra wheels they don't need until the payload increases?

Would this also be like a face-off of bums? (I neglected to say bum-off because that sounds like a very different proposition)

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Vauxhall Nova

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By *orny guy 6630Man
40 weeks ago

Gloucester

Land Rover series 3.

Not pretty, or fast. But reliable and will get you there

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
40 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

"Land Rover series 3.

Not pretty, or fast. But reliable and will get you there "

Defender 90 td5, same classic looks, just a bit more get up and go.

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By *adbod2godbodMan
40 weeks ago

Manchester

Volvo 960

Not much to look at, solid, reliable, practical and goes much better than you'd think.

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Audi TT

Soft top

No you can not shag in it

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By *arkus1812Man
40 weeks ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

Rover 90

Always an old mans car

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By *illy Idol OP Man
40 weeks ago

Midlands

"Land Rover series 3.

Not pretty, or fast. But reliable and will get you there

Defender 90 td5, same classic looks, just a bit more get up and go.

Touché

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By *ortyairCouple
40 weeks ago

Wallasey

Any old banger, well at least today anyway, Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

A 1990s Vauxhall corsa. Proper old school and once quite popular and a head turner , but now pretty much ignored and left to one side until someone gives it a chance and it turns out to still run pretty damn good!

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
40 weeks ago

London

I'm a formula one car. Brilliant once a week and a non-functioning burden the other 6 days.

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By *nsatiable n baldCouple
40 weeks ago

somewhere only we know

Triumph Dolomide

Performance varies but flexible and smooth

Watch out for a bit of corrosion

Overheating

Water pump leaks

Prone to blowing a head gasket

Due to Excessive wear will need scrapping

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By *illy Idol OP Man
40 weeks ago

Midlands

"Triumph Dolomide

Performance varies but flexible and smooth

Watch out for a bit of corrosion

Overheating

Water pump leaks

Prone to blowing a head gasket

Due to Excessive wear will need scrapping

Hopefully a little Him and Her sticker on the windscreen too

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By *nsatiable n baldCouple
40 weeks ago

somewhere only we know

"Triumph Dolomide

Performance varies but flexible and smooth

Watch out for a bit of corrosion

Overheating

Water pump leaks

Prone to blowing a head gasket

Due to Excessive wear will need scrapping

Hopefully a little Him and Her sticker on the windscreen too"
Absolutely goes with out saying

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

"I'm a formula one car. Brilliant once a week and a non-functioning burden the other 6 days."

Haha.

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By *eaAndBiscuit1989Man
36 weeks ago

Burnley

G reg Volvo estate

Not the smallest of cars but built like a tank, reliable and can take knocks.

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By *mily36CWoman
36 weeks ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

The General Lee

... damn hard to get in as limited access, but there is a knack to that, and it's a hell of a ride

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
36 weeks ago

Norwich

A Skoda. Much maligned in the 80s and 90s but with a little investment turned out to be solid and reliable, if a little less glamorous than many.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
36 weeks ago

Leeds

Larda.

Absolute bag of shit.

The mr

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By *ddie1966Man
36 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

An original Mini.

Simple, honest, reliable and full of character.

You can't help but smile when you're with me.

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