FabSwingers.com forum: There's no easy way to ask this...

By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

But if you met someone, they were really nice, hot, gave you all the good vibes and then asked them what their job was...

Would you fuck a clown?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Yeah, it would be a laugh. And you can serenade them with “send in the clowns”

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Pervert

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Honey I've fucked enough clowns over the years. What's one more?

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

I'd draw the line at a ventriloquist...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes!

2 thirds of my previous lovers were clowns. Ive been a clown myself so, judge not and all that. Yes. Clown sex is, yeah, erm. Clown sex lives matter!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Yes. Not dressed as a clown though.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"Honey I've fucked enough clowns over the years. What's one more?

Wanna see my squirty flower??? You know what they say about guys with big shoes!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly, I don’t think I could

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honey I've fucked enough clowns over the years. What's one more?

Wanna see my squirty flower??? You know what they say about guys with big shoes!!!!

Big feet

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Only if they kept the outfit on.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"Honey I've fucked enough clowns over the years. What's one more?

Wanna see my squirty flower??? You know what they say about guys with big shoes!!!!

Big feet

Exactly!!

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

"But if you met someone, they were really nice, hot, gave you all the good vibes and then asked them what their job was...

Would you fuck a clown?"

Yes.. but I'd decline the offer of a lift home in their car..

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Yes!

2 thirds of my previous lovers were clowns. Ive been a clown myself so, judge not and all that. Yes. Clown sex is, yeah, erm. Clown sex lives matter! "

Have you seriously had clown sex!? Yessss!

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

So long as they look like a friendly clown and not like that one out of IT, I don’t see the problem. I think you’re overthinking things. Just get your dick wet.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"But if you met someone, they were really nice, hot, gave you all the good vibes and then asked them what their job was...

Would you fuck a clown?"

I amuse you?

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"So long as they look like a friendly clown and not like that one out of IT, I don’t see the problem. I think you’re overthinking things. Just get your dick wet."

I never said I wouldn't!

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

As long as they don't turn up in costume I think it's all good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A normal clown or "IT" clown?

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"As long as they don't turn up in costume I think it's all good"

Ah damn I didn't bring my spare clothes though!

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"A normal clown or "IT" clown? "

We all know you would an IT clown and not a normal boo

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Definitely do Krusty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes!

2 thirds of my previous lovers were clowns. Ive been a clown myself so, judge not and all that. Yes. Clown sex is, yeah, erm. Clown sex lives matter!

Have you seriously had clown sex!? Yessss!

Face paints, balloon animals, squirty flower, its all sexy stuff i tell thee. You’ve not lived until you’ve been poked in the bum with a balloon sword.

that endless hankie comes in useful too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A normal clown or "IT" clown?

We all know you would an IT clown and not a normal boo "

Get some clown shoes Brucey and I'll do you....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, love a bit of clowning around Groucho

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

It's top of my list

well after vampire but I am not sure they exist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends.

Do their boobs go ‘honk’ when I squeeze them?

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"A normal clown or "IT" clown?

We all know you would an IT clown and not a normal boo

Get some clown shoes Brucey and I'll do you....

You'd do me generally boo. Everyone knows it. And I appreciate it. But we need an MFF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A normal clown or "IT" clown?

We all know you would an IT clown and not a normal boo

Get some clown shoes Brucey and I'll do you....

You'd do me generally boo. Everyone knows it. And I appreciate it. But we need an MFF"

Can't do the MFF scenario unless I know you can go full time with one female, let alone me and Littlebird!

She's my sidekick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No chance - they freak me out! And in any case, it's not the kind of uniform I normally buckle at the knees for...

xxJ

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"A normal clown or "IT" clown?

We all know you would an IT clown and not a normal boo

Get some clown shoes Brucey and I'll do you....

You'd do me generally boo. Everyone knows it. And I appreciate it. But we need an MFF

Can't do the MFF scenario unless I know you can go full time with one female, let alone me and Littlebird!

She's my sidekick

Do you think I've never completed a shag before?

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

No chance - they freak me out! And in any case, it's not the kind of uniform I normally buckle at the knees for...

xxJ"

Pest controller?

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By *antricSeeker60Man
over a year ago

Durham

I’d never have oral sex with a clown again as they taste funny….

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By *armandwet50Couple
over a year ago

Far far away

"But if you met someone, they were really nice, hot, gave you all the good vibes and then asked them what their job was...

Would you fuck a clown?"

Not if his name was Juicy Brucy

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I don't think I'd have an issue to

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"But if you met someone, they were really nice, hot, gave you all the good vibes and then asked them what their job was...

Would you fuck a clown?

Not if his name was Juicy Brucy

Ouch much!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No chance - they freak me out! And in any case, it's not the kind of uniform I normally buckle at the knees for...

xxJ

Pest controller?"

Hmmmmm....well it beats a clown...

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I fucked quite a few clowns in my younger years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A normal clown or "IT" clown?

We all know you would an IT clown and not a normal boo

Get some clown shoes Brucey and I'll do you....

You'd do me generally boo. Everyone knows it. And I appreciate it. But we need an MFF

Can't do the MFF scenario unless I know you can go full time with one female, let alone me and Littlebird!

She's my sidekick

Do you think I've never completed a shag before?

I quoted the "amount of time" , I'm not putting up with no 5 minute bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Car meets would be a bit of a squeeze

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"A normal clown or "IT" clown?

We all know you would an IT clown and not a normal boo

Get some clown shoes Brucey and I'll do you....

You'd do me generally boo. Everyone knows it. And I appreciate it. But we need an MFF

Can't do the MFF scenario unless I know you can go full time with one female, let alone me and Littlebird!

She's my sidekick

Do you think I've never completed a shag before?

I quoted the "amount of time" , I'm not putting up with no 5 minute bollocks

Genuinely, 45 mins easy. I'm not a fast cummer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honey I've fucked enough clowns over the years. What's one more?

Nina conti might change you mind, fuck it I'd even have a 3some with her and monkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only a dwarf clown for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does vocation come into it when all other responses suggest fucking

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"A normal clown or "IT" clown? "

I wouldn't fuck any of those clowns in IT. Boring-ass geeks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d rather fuck a clown than a Tory mp… oh wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A normal clown or "IT" clown?

We all know you would an IT clown and not a normal boo

Get some clown shoes Brucey and I'll do you....

You'd do me generally boo. Everyone knows it. And I appreciate it. But we need an MFF

Can't do the MFF scenario unless I know you can go full time with one female, let alone me and Littlebird!

She's my sidekick

Do you think I've never completed a shag before?

I quoted the "amount of time" , I'm not putting up with no 5 minute bollocks

Genuinely, 45 mins easy. I'm not a fast cummer!"

Add a few hours onto that and you may have a deal

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Joaquin Phoenix as the joker I could be tempted by.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Send in the clowns, Brucey Baby

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By *ostindreamsMan
over a year ago

London

That's an interesting proposition. Might as well give it a try.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"A normal clown or "IT" clown?

We all know you would an IT clown and not a normal boo

Get some clown shoes Brucey and I'll do you....

You'd do me generally boo. Everyone knows it. And I appreciate it. But we need an MFF

Can't do the MFF scenario unless I know you can go full time with one female, let alone me and Littlebird!

She's my sidekick

Do you think I've never completed a shag before?

I quoted the "amount of time" , I'm not putting up with no 5 minute bollocks

Genuinely, 45 mins easy. I'm not a fast cummer!

Add a few hours onto that and you may have a deal

Out

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Only if they were not dressed as one on the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I fucked another clown I’d have whole circus …

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

Considering we're fucked every day by the Clowns in Number 10, I'm not sure how I'm supposed to tell the difference, OP.

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

"Would you fuck a clown?"

Why wouldn’t you???!!

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honey I've fucked enough clowns over the years. What's one more?

This!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*honk honk*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about a Mime artist.....

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Would you fuck a clown?"

Only if they own a clown car, have clown shoes and say honk honk when they grab Bert and Ernie. Otherwise I’m out

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

Would you fuck a clown?

Only if they own a clown car, have clown shoes and say honk honk when they grab Bert and Ernie. Otherwise I’m out

Boo wants an MFF with you and me while I'm dressed like a clown

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Would you fuck a clown?

Only if they own a clown car, have clown shoes and say honk honk when they grab Bert and Ernie. Otherwise I’m out

Boo wants an MFF with you and me while I'm dressed like a clown"

You’d best have your clown shoes on then sweet cheeks

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

I've fucked several clowns

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I've fucked several clowns

Me too… I married two of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends.

Do their boobs go ‘honk’ when I squeeze them? "

And … think of all the cream pies!

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you fuck a clown?

Only if they own a clown car, have clown shoes and say honk honk when they grab Bert and Ernie. Otherwise I’m out

Boo wants an MFF with you and me while I'm dressed like a clown"

No, I want you naked just wearing some clown sized shoes

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Would you fuck a clown?

Only if they own a clown car, have clown shoes and say honk honk when they grab Bert and Ernie. Otherwise I’m out

Boo wants an MFF with you and me while I'm dressed like a clown

No, I want you naked just wearing some clown sized shoes "

I’ve made that clear darling…. The clown shoes are a must

Honk honk

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By *thfloorCouple
over a year ago

Hove

"Yes!

2 thirds of my previous lovers were clowns. Ive been a clown myself so, judge not and all that. Yes. Clown sex is, yeah, erm. Clown sex lives matter! "

That is amazing! I used to work in a fancy dress shop back in the day and a local clown would sometimes drop by for some quick supplies of consumables... was the cutest person, not sure I ever heard them say a word, it was all gestures and facial expressions, it was very arresting.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"I've fucked several clowns

Me too… I married two of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If she’s a clown, and her feet really are that big…. Is that a clue she’s got a bigger dick than me?

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Dogging in a clown car would be really fun.

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By *r-8-BBCMan
over a year ago

LONDON

"But if you met someone, they were really nice, hot, gave you all the good vibes and then asked them what their job was...

Would you fuck a clown?"

Depends on how big her feet are

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By *y naughty hotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Maldon

I’d give his big red honking nose a big squeeze as he fucked me ha ha

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By *undance_KidMan
over a year ago

London

Clowns are scary f&ckers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dogging in a clown car would be really fun. "

*Orgy in a clown car

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’d love it. As they come they give their horn a squeeze.

Honk honk

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