FabSwingers.com forum: Give it to me.....

By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

From the Monday blues, speeding cyclists, sweaty boobs and nasty messages from rejected fabbers I think there is some venting to be done.

So let's have, vent your frustration on me and let's hear your bestest and most creative insult.

I can take it so do your worst.

Knitter **crosses herself with her best glitter**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No chance. You are far too nice....

xx jess

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

I'm just too tired to rant. Sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I rehash my lack of inbox boobage whinge, or have I overplayed that now?

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

No chance. You are far too nice....

xx jess"

Ah come on. It doesn't have to be about me, just a great insult you've delivered

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

People are absolutely bollocks at this because they just don't want to be mean. They pull their punches and give a little tickle.

Its quite pathetic to see.

Oh me? Nah, I won't do that. I don't lower myself to insults, I'll just judge you from afar in quiet brooding contempt

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I'm just too tired to rant. Sorry."

Come here and pop your head on my lap whilst we wait

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Can I rehash my lack of inbox boobage whinge, or have I overplayed that now?

I'll find you a new boob pic but mine must be getting boring

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m just too hot to type. I shall however give you a scornful and filthy look OP

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"People are absolutely bollocks at this because they just don't want to be mean. They pull their punches and give a little tickle.

Its quite pathetic to see.

Oh me? Nah, I won't do that. I don't lower myself to insults, I'll just judge you from afar in quiet brooding contempt "

I fancy you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the risk of being misconstrued, certain people need to give their heads a jolly good wobble

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I’m just too hot to type. I shall however give you a scornful and filthy look OP

You have pretty eyes

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

I've been getting d*unk in the garden for the last few hours so I feel great

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

The best part of you ran down the crack of your mother's arse and ended up as brown stain on the sheet!!!

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"At the risk of being misconstrued, certain people need to give their heads a jolly good wobble

Those little dashboard toys just popped into my head

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

We're you born on the motorway??

As that's where most accidents happen

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I've been getting d*unk in the garden for the last few hours so I feel great

A new hair cut will help with that

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"The best part of you ran down the crack of your mother's arse and ended up as brown stain on the sheet!!! "

That's the spirit

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

"I've been getting d*unk in the garden for the last few hours so I feel great

That's just not fair to hear after I've been masked up sweating my little tush off all day.... Soon be time to raid the fridge tho.

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"We're you born on the motorway??

As that's where most accidents happen "

Factually that's incorrect they happen on country roads. Loving the insult though

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

"The best part of you ran down the crack of your mother's arse and ended up as brown stain on the sheet!!!

That's the spirit

It's not right insulting a lady.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"We're you born on the motorway??

As that's where most accidents happen

Factually that's incorrect they happen on country roads. Loving the insult though

Facts weren't asked for, just sheer insults

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

It’s too hot. It shouldn’t be this warm in September, it’s not normal!!

And also, it’s hot BUT it feels a different sort of heat to Summer heat, so that you feel like you shouldn’t sit out in it because it’s not supposed to be like this.

I’m overthinking this I know, but it’s just not right!

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"The best part of you ran down the crack of your mother's arse and ended up as brown stain on the sheet!!!

That's the spirit

It's not right insulting a lady.

It doesn't have to be directly at me, it can just be some that you've got on the burner

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"We're you born on the motorway??

As that's where most accidents happen

Factually that's incorrect they happen on country roads. Loving the insult though

Facts weren't asked for, just sheer insults "

You are right and I apologise

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

"The best part of you ran down the crack of your mother's arse and ended up as brown stain on the sheet!!!

That's the spirit

It's not right insulting a lady.

It doesn't have to be directly at me, it can just be some that you've got on the burner"

To be fair I'd love to mean to you...... But mother nature beat me too it.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I'm reasonably happy. My work is done for the day? Both cats are in so I'm having a nice relaxing evening with some archers and lemonade.

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"It’s too hot. It shouldn’t be this warm in September, it’s not normal!!

And also, it’s hot BUT it feels a different sort of heat to Summer heat, so that you feel like you shouldn’t sit out in it because it’s not supposed to be like this.

I’m overthinking this I know, but it’s just not right! "

Want an ice pop?

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"The best part of you ran down the crack of your mother's arse and ended up as brown stain on the sheet!!!

That's the spirit

It's not right insulting a lady.

It doesn't have to be directly at me, it can just be some that you've got on the burner

To be fair I'd love to mean to you...... But mother nature beat me too it.

Snorted that time

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"It’s too hot. It shouldn’t be this warm in September, it’s not normal!!

And also, it’s hot BUT it feels a different sort of heat to Summer heat, so that you feel like you shouldn’t sit out in it because it’s not supposed to be like this.

I’m overthinking this I know, but it’s just not right!

Want an ice pop?"

Would love one

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I'm reasonably happy. My work is done for the day? Both cats are in so I'm having a nice relaxing evening with some archers and lemonade."

Oh I wouldn't mine a Margarita actually

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"It’s too hot. It shouldn’t be this warm in September, it’s not normal!!

And also, it’s hot BUT it feels a different sort of heat to Summer heat, so that you feel like you shouldn’t sit out in it because it’s not supposed to be like this.

I’m overthinking this I know, but it’s just not right!

Want an ice pop?

Would love one

**pops to the freezer**

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Your kid is so annoying, he makes his Happy Meal cry.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"I've been getting d*unk in the garden for the last few hours so I feel great

A new hair cut will help with that"

I'm swooshing my head like a shampoo advert

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Your kid is so annoying, he makes his Happy Meal cry."

Not the little peeps

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I've been getting d*unk in the garden for the last few hours so I feel great

A new hair cut will help with that

I'm swooshing my head like a shampoo advert "

I'm sure you look stunning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry OP, I love a good rant but for the first time in ages, I'm feeling quite happy and chilled out, so I'm going to pass and just observe from the sidelines

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Sorry OP, I love a good rant but for the first time in ages, I'm feeling quite happy and chilled out, so I'm going to pass and just observe from the sidelines

Awww it's nice your feeling good. Happy for you and sending Knitter kisses

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"From the Monday blues, speeding cyclists, sweaty boobs and nasty messages from rejected fabbers I think there is some venting to be done.

So let's have, vent your frustration on me and let's hear your bestest and most creative insult.

I can take it so do your worst.

Knitter **crosses herself with her best glitter**

I fancy you and you haven't even noticed and it's raggggging me like the might of a tsunami!

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"From the Monday blues, speeding cyclists, sweaty boobs and nasty messages from rejected fabbers I think there is some venting to be done.

So let's have, vent your frustration on me and let's hear your bestest and most creative insult.

I can take it so do your worst.

Knitter **crosses herself with her best glitter**

What did your left leg say to your right leg? Nothing! They've never met.

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"No chance. You are far too nice.... "

My initial thought was exactly this too.

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"From the Monday blues, speeding cyclists, sweaty boobs and nasty messages from rejected fabbers I think there is some venting to be done.

So let's have, vent your frustration on me and let's hear your bestest and most creative insult.

I can take it so do your worst.

Knitter **crosses herself with her best glitter**

I fancy you and you haven't even noticed and it's raggggging me like the might of a tsunami!"

Aww that's sweet. Knitter kisses and a bottom wiggle for you

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"From the Monday blues, speeding cyclists, sweaty boobs and nasty messages from rejected fabbers I think there is some venting to be done.

So let's have, vent your frustration on me and let's hear your bestest and most creative insult.

I can take it so do your worst.

Knitter **crosses herself with her best glitter**

What did your left leg say to your right leg? Nothing! They've never met."

that's funny

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London

I think the simple "go fuck yourself" has a lot of potential to go from being an insult to a compliment. Purely at face value, the words just mean have a wank - it could be extended to mean "As I'm not there, I'd like you to..."

So, OP, could you please gfy?

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"No chance. You are far too nice....

My initial thought was exactly this too."

Ah come on come on come on come on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May the fleas from a thousand camels, infest your knickers.

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I think the simple "go fuck yourself" has a lot of potential to go from being an insult to a compliment. Purely at face value, the words just mean have a wank - it could be extended to mean "As I'm not there, I'd like you to..."

So, OP, could you please gfy?"

Simply but powerful I like it. Well done you

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"From the Monday blues, speeding cyclists, sweaty boobs and nasty messages from rejected fabbers I think there is some venting to be done.

So let's have, vent your frustration on me and let's hear your bestest and most creative insult.

I can take it so do your worst.

Knitter **crosses herself with her best glitter**

I fancy you and you haven't even noticed and it's raggggging me like the might of a tsunami!

Aww that's sweet. Knitter kisses and a bottom wiggle for you"

Where am I getting those kisses out of interest?

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"May the fleas from a thousand camels, infest your knickers. "

I like it. Insult with a sense of casting a spell

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"From the Monday blues, speeding cyclists, sweaty boobs and nasty messages from rejected fabbers I think there is some venting to be done.

So let's have, vent your frustration on me and let's hear your bestest and most creative insult.

I can take it so do your worst.

Knitter **crosses herself with her best glitter**

I fancy you and you haven't even noticed and it's raggggging me like the might of a tsunami!

Aww that's sweet. Knitter kisses and a bottom wiggle for you

Where am I getting those kisses out of interest?"

Oh these ones mwah mwah mwah

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"From the Monday blues, speeding cyclists, sweaty boobs and nasty messages from rejected fabbers I think there is some venting to be done.

So let's have, vent your frustration on me and let's hear your bestest and most creative insult.

I can take it so do your worst.

Knitter **crosses herself with her best glitter**

I fancy you and you haven't even noticed and it's raggggging me like the might of a tsunami!

Aww that's sweet. Knitter kisses and a bottom wiggle for you

Where am I getting those kisses out of interest?

Oh these ones mwah mwah mwah"

But WHERE _nitter! It's ok I'll work on flirting with you give it a mo

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By *ussexmaN2022Man
over a year ago

crawley

"Facts don't care about your feelings"

I've found myself telling people recently, I hated it when I got served with it.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

I can't.

I don't know you well enough.

I need to develop a deep meaningful bond with someone first before I can insult them.

Sorry. X

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Nothing negative to report

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

I'd just like a shower to wash todays filth off me and a cold or two please.

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"From the Monday blues, speeding cyclists, sweaty boobs and nasty messages from rejected fabbers I think there is some venting to be done.

So let's have, vent your frustration on me and let's hear your bestest and most creative insult.

I can take it so do your worst.

Knitter **crosses herself with her best glitter**

I fancy you and you haven't even noticed and it's raggggging me like the might of a tsunami!

Aww that's sweet. Knitter kisses and a bottom wiggle for you

Where am I getting those kisses out of interest?

Oh these ones mwah mwah mwah

But WHERE _nitter! It's ok I'll work on flirting with you give it a mo "

**waits**

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

""Facts don't care about your feelings"

I've found myself telling people recently, I hated it when I got served with it. "

I'm slightly confused

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I can't.

I don't know you well enough.

I need to develop a deep meaningful bond with someone first before I can insult them.

Sorry. X"

You have pretty eyes

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Your kid is so annoying, he makes his Happy Meal cry.

Not the little peeps

All fair game

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Nothing negative to report

How's the new job?

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I'd just like a shower to wash todays filth off me and a cold or two please. "

**pops tab and hands over a can**

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Your kid is so annoying, he makes his Happy Meal cry.

Not the little peeps

All fair game

I love the panda tattoo

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

I actually haven’t got anything to rant about, which is quite annoying because I normally have a good moan. But I suppose I am now moaning about not moaning weird

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I actually haven’t got anything to rant about, which is quite annoying because I normally have a good moan. But I suppose I am now moaning about not moaning weird

I'm happy for you

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Its a bit melty

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"I actually haven’t got anything to rant about, which is quite annoying because I normally have a good moan. But I suppose I am now moaning about not moaning weird

I'm happy for you

Thanks i have turnt a corner

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Its a bit melty "

Now here is a lady I remember and

I know you have a good insult for me.

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I actually haven’t got anything to rant about, which is quite annoying because I normally have a good moan. But I suppose I am now moaning about not moaning weird

I'm happy for you

Thanks i have turnt a corner "

Long may it continue

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Knitter? Crocheter more like.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"Its a bit melty

Now here is a lady I remember and

I know you have a good insult for me."

Glitter pffft. Dandruff at best!

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Knitter? Crocheter more like.

Finally an utterly offensive insult. Bravo

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Its a bit melty

Now here is a lady I remember and

I know you have a good insult for me.

Glitter pffft. Dandruff at best!

There she is. Hello beautiful

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"Its a bit melty

Now here is a lady I remember and

I know you have a good insult for me.

Glitter pffft. Dandruff at best!

There she is. Hello beautiful "

Hi sweetcheeks- I say this because she is saccarine!

Don't try and butter me up- you will slide up that hill, you are so smoothe!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Knitter? Crocheter more like.

Finally an utterly offensive insult. Bravo

I thank you

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

It's too hot for insults

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look like your face caught fire and someone tried to extinguish it with a hammer.

(I'm kidding, you're gorgeous really)

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Its a bit melty

Now here is a lady I remember and

I know you have a good insult for me.

Glitter pffft. Dandruff at best!

There she is. Hello beautiful

Hi sweetcheeks- I say this because she is saccarine!

Don't try and butter me up- you will slide up that hill, you are so smoothe!

I'm not excessively sweet Test I'm the perfect amount

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"It's too hot for insults"

I'm sure there is at least one in there

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"You look like your face caught fire and someone tried to extinguish it with a hammer.

(I'm kidding, you're gorgeous really)"

that insult

And thank you, you're rather stunning yourself

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