FabSwingers.com forum: I'm having a party

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

and only i'm invited.

the voices in my head are to jealous of others

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

*sneaks in through upstairs window, crawls down stairs commando style, knees and elbows, goes through the kitchen to open the back door for thr other forumites** **shouts** The party is over here guys

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*sneaks in through upstairs window, crawls down stairs commando style, knees and elbows, goes through the kitchen to open the back door for thr other forumites** **shouts** The party is over here guys"

sorry your at the wrong venue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve brought my prawn ring with me.

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

sorry your at the wrong venue"

Awh come on man, the people at my place need a new venue.

**puts down left over snacks**

It will be fun, I promise

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

But I have cake, can I come in please, the voice in your head named Bob said yes.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and only i'm invited.

the voices in my head are to jealous of others"

What have you done with Wonko? Going to have to go and get the priest to exorcise the demon so that Wonko can return - he'd invite us, he was a fun loving, positive chap (albeit with a penchant for Jaffa cakes - foul things)

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

See this is fun

**wonders why there is no music**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See this is fun

**wonders why there is no music**"

Some Slipknot incoming, that’ll wake ya’ll up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and only i'm invited.

the voices in my head are to jealous of others

I did think something was slightly strange when his name changed yesterday. Do you think he's been possessed by this 'Not In' chap?

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"See this is fun

**wonders why there is no music**

Some Slipknot incoming, that’ll wake ya’ll up. "

Whoop whoop now we are talking

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I’ve brought my prawn ring with me. "

Ooh, can I have a nibble?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll bring jaffas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*PW admires these moves from afar in jaw open awe and wants to high five the poster!*

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

*PW admires these moves from afar in jaw open awe and wants to high five the poster!*"

**takes a bow, gives a twirl and wiggled bottom**

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"and only i'm invited.

the voices in my head are to jealous of others

I did think something was slightly strange when his name changed yesterday. Do you think he's been possessed by this 'Not In' chap?

possession is 9/10ths of the law

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"and only i'm invited.

the voices in my head are to jealous of others

I did think something was slightly strange when his name changed yesterday. Do you think he's been possessed by this 'Not In' chap?

possession is 9/10ths of the law"

If not you then who?

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

**pops head in** I don't care what he is calling himself he is hosting this party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"**pops head in** I don't care what he is calling himself he is hosting this party"

Surely he'll succumb sooner or later

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Left over pork pie from Knitters party...don't mind the bite mark. I also snaffled some Wotsits, bit soft mind and chewy but there we are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Left over pork pie from Knitters party...don't mind the bite mark. I also snaffled some Wotsits, bit soft mind and chewy but there we are "

Deeeeeelicious.

I’ll swap ya for a couple of my soggier bottomed cupcakes. Don’t ask why they’re soggy though. I saw Wonko getting fresh in the corner………..2+2

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"**pops head in** I don't care what he is calling himself he is hosting this party

Surely he'll succumb sooner or later

He just needs a little help

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Left over pork pie from Knitters party...don't mind the bite mark. I also snaffled some Wotsits, bit soft mind and chewy but there we are "

I think those are the ones that fell in the punch

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Thank fuck for that.

Now I can keep my pubic lice for pets a little while longer. Happy days!!!

The mr

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Thank fuck for that.

Now I can keep my pubic lice for pets a little while longer. Happy days!!!

The mr "

Do you still have my mop?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Thank fuck for that.

Now I can keep my pubic lice for pets a little while longer. Happy days!!!

The mr

Do you still have my mop?"

Don’t worry I didn’t lose any, well actually I haven’t seen Tarquin for a while, if you see him can you send him home for his tea.

The mr

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

"Left over pork pie from Knitters party...don't mind the bite mark. I also snaffled some Wotsits, bit soft mind and chewy but there we are

I think those are the ones that fell in the punch

And we all know what happened there!

ooooh my poor innocent eyes!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Party's over

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Thank fuck for that.

Now I can keep my pubic lice for pets a little while longer. Happy days!!!

The mr

Do you still have my mop?

Don’t worry I didn’t lose any, well actually I haven’t seen Tarquin for a while, if you see him can you send him home for his tea.

The mr "

You name the lice?

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Left over pork pie from Knitters party...don't mind the bite mark. I also snaffled some Wotsits, bit soft mind and chewy but there we are

I think those are the ones that fell in the punch

And we all know what happened there!

ooooh my poor innocent eyes!

There is NOTHING innocent about you, who are you trying to fool

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Party's over "

And where the bloody hell have you been? **taps foot**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knock, knock.

"is this Wonko's house?"

"I'm Not In?"

"It's ok, I'm only here for the party..."

*waits for Not In to let her in..."

xxJ

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

Knock, knock.

"is this Wonko's house?"

"I'm Not In?"

"It's ok, I'm only here for the party..."

*waits for Not In to let her in..."

xxJ"

Ignore him Jess he is in a mood. Come on in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yay! The race continues.

Black cherry flavoured Kraken anyone?

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Yay! The race continues.

Black cherry flavoured Kraken anyone? "

**hands glass over whilst offering Not In a warning look**

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Party's over

And where the bloody hell have you been? **taps foot**"

Partying somewhere else

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

What's that funny smell?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's that funny smell?

Knitters feet.

She's been dancing all day

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"What's that funny smell?

Knitters feet.

She's been dancing all day "

What

**sniff feet

bloody hell** well I'll have you know Mister I've been run off these bad boys all day taking care of this place and what do I get for my trouble, hey, bloody insults that's what.

Well up yours Not In.

Oh and BTW I fed the weird cat

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Oh is this party still going on?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh is this party still going on? "

Nope

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Oh is this party still going on?

Nope "

**sets up the disco light, cranks up the music and throws glitter EVERYWHERE**

Yes yes it fooking is

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Oh is this party still going on?

Nope

**sets up the disco light, cranks up the music and throws glitter EVERYWHERE**

Yes yes it fooking is"

Well that is that settled then

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

"Left over pork pie from Knitters party...don't mind the bite mark. I also snaffled some Wotsits, bit soft mind and chewy but there we are

I think those are the ones that fell in the punch

And we all know what happened there!

ooooh my poor innocent eyes!

There is NOTHING innocent about you, who are you trying to fool"

Nothing gets past you, should of known

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Oh is this party still going on?

Nope

**sets up the disco light, cranks up the music and throws glitter EVERYWHERE**

Yes yes it fooking is

Well that is that settled then"

**rubs hands together** Yes yes it has

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Left over pork pie from Knitters party...don't mind the bite mark. I also snaffled some Wotsits, bit soft mind and chewy but there we are

I think those are the ones that fell in the punch

And we all know what happened there!

ooooh my poor innocent eyes!

There is NOTHING innocent about you, who are you trying to fool

Nothing gets past you, should of known

Come on Shady I could do with some help. Not In is giving me NOTHING

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knock, knock.

"is this Wonko's house?"

"I'm Not In?"

"It's ok, I'm only here for the party..."

*waits for Not In to let her in..."

xxJ

Ignore him Jess he is in a mood. Come on in"

Thank you. Sorry, somehow fell asleep waiting and missed this….

Xx Jess

Ps: champers anyone??

Xx Jess

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By *panksspankedMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Knock, knock.

"is this Wonko's house?"

"I'm Not In?"

"It's ok, I'm only here for the party..."

*waits for Not In to let her in..."

xxJ

Ignore him Jess he is in a mood. Come on in

Thank you. Sorry, somehow fell asleep waiting and missed this….

Xx Jess

Ps: champers anyone??

Xx Jess "

Champers you say!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh come on "I got the Pringles"... Once you pop you can't stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knock, knock.

"is this Wonko's house?"

"I'm Not In?"

"It's ok, I'm only here for the party..."

*waits for Not In to let her in..."

xxJ

Ignore him Jess he is in a mood. Come on in

Thank you. Sorry, somehow fell asleep waiting and missed this….

Xx Jess

Ps: champers anyone??

Xx Jess

Champers you say!

I'm not quite sophisticated enough for champers, can I bring kraken instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll bring jaffas

To go with the Sunday league football team

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By *apnDomMan
over a year ago

London | Belfast

Okay, it's not a party if it's just you though.

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