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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

What’s it like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What’s it like "

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Find out op. Join in with forum chat plenty of topics up for discussion. Have fun and make new friends...good luck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What’s it like "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s full of misogyny and narcissism.

I love it!!

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

It's friendly and everybody talks to you. Great place to get a faf

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

Get yourself on the forums and socials to get verified and you’ll be swimming in minge in no time, OP.

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

It's a lot of fun in the forums OP and a great was to meet some lovely people.

Knitter

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

It's all talk about penis size and buckets mostly, oh and sometimes cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awful. Get out while you can

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Full of weirdos, apparently there's a clique (my god I hate that word) you have to show your left ball while inserting your right one to join them.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's all talk about penis size and buckets mostly, oh and sometimes cake"

I'm here for the cake.

xx Jess

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

It's shit. But it passes the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s fun but often like talking to yourself

Nah it’s sound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Full of weirdos, apparently there's a clique (my god I hate that word) you have to show your left ball while inserting your right one to join them.

Mrs "

Don't encourage him, please.

xx Jess

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"It's all talk about penis size and buckets mostly, oh and sometimes cake

I'm here for the cake.

xx Jess"

I'll get your favourite in

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Fibbersticks

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Full of weirdos, apparently there's a clique (my god I hate that word) you have to show your left ball while inserting your right one to join them.

Mrs "

My left ball hangs lower, what if I'm not comfortable inserting my right one?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"Full of weirdos, apparently there's a clique (my god I hate that word) you have to show your left ball while inserting your right one to join them.

Mrs

My left ball hangs lower, what if I'm not comfortable inserting my right one? "

Out of the clique, I mean I don't set the rules and I have no balls so I'm not a member.

Mrs

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Find out op. Join in with forum chat plenty of topics up for discussion. Have fun and make new friends...good luck!"

I’ll do that. It’s all about making friends for me.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"It’s full of misogyny and narcissism.

I love it!! "

Miss O’Gyny is she Irish?

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"It's friendly and everybody talks to you. Great place to get a faf "

Ooh FAF. Go on then are you free in ten minutes.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Get yourself on the forums and socials to get verified and you’ll be swimming in minge in no time, OP. "

I’ll dive in from the top board.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Full of weirdos, apparently there's a clique (my god I hate that word) you have to show your left ball while inserting your right one to join them.

Mrs

My left ball hangs lower, what if I'm not comfortable inserting my right one?

Out of the clique, I mean I don't set the rules and I have no balls so I'm not a member.

Mrs "

I'm devastated, been a secret member for a while now and can't believe my balls have let me down

What a load of bollocks!

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"It's a lot of fun in the forums OP and a great was to meet some lovely people.

Knitter"

Lovely people are the best are t they.

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

Honestly there's not a hint of nastiness in some of the posts

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"It's all talk about penis size and buckets mostly, oh and sometimes cake"

What do you fill the buckets with?

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Full of weirdos, apparently there's a clique (my god I hate that word) you have to show your left ball while inserting your right one to join them.

Mrs "

My kind of gang that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Full of weirdos, apparently there's a clique (my god I hate that word) you have to show your left ball while inserting your right one to join them.

Mrs

My left ball hangs lower, what if I'm not comfortable inserting my right one?

Out of the clique, I mean I don't set the rules and I have no balls so I'm not a member.

Mrs

I'm devastated, been a secret member for a while now and can't believe my balls have let me down

What a load of bollocks! "

About to have my dog done, do you want his balls after the op - sure the clique won't notice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you might be telling porkies, and you’re not as new as you’re making out

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane


"It's shit. But it passes the time"

Totally...

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"It's all talk about penis size and buckets mostly, oh and sometimes cake

What do you fill the buckets with?"

Huge sausage apparently, has to be 8in+ though

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"Fibbersticks"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think you might be telling porkies, and you’re not as new as you’re making out"

Was it following the green arrow that gave it away, or the fact that his public photos go back to 2019?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Full of weirdos, apparently there's a clique (my god I hate that word) you have to show your left ball while inserting your right one to join them.

Mrs

My left ball hangs lower, what if I'm not comfortable inserting my right one?

Out of the clique, I mean I don't set the rules and I have no balls so I'm not a member.

Mrs

I'm devastated, been a secret member for a while now and can't believe my balls have let me down

What a load of bollocks!

About to have my dog done, do you want his balls after the op - sure the clique won't notice "

I don't think I need 4 balls, people will get worried about the extra lumps

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Full of weirdos, apparently there's a clique (my god I hate that word) you have to show your left ball while inserting your right one to join them.

Mrs

Don't encourage him, please.

xx Jess"

Oi you. If she wants to encourage me then let her.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I think you might be telling porkies, and you’re not as new as you’re making out"

I was thinking on a geological scale.

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

[Removed by poster at 04/09/23 09:51:01]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Full of weirdos, apparently there's a clique (my god I hate that word) you have to show your left ball while inserting your right one to join them.

Mrs "

How do I join the clique if I don’t have balls?? Is there a female equivalent

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Fibbersticks"

Whaaaaaaaaat?

Have you missed me.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Full of weirdos, apparently there's a clique (my god I hate that word) you have to show your left ball while inserting your right one to join them.

Mrs

How do I join the clique if I don’t have balls?? Is there a female equivalent "

Do you have asymmetric labia?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also don’t forget that if you see a lamppost, you’ve gotta piss on it

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Looks like I got beaten to reminding him about the green arrow!

That location is too memorable to fool many regular readers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Full of weirdos, apparently there's a clique (my god I hate that word) you have to show your left ball while inserting your right one to join them.

Mrs

How do I join the clique if I don’t have balls?? Is there a female equivalent

Do you have asymmetric labia? "

I’m not sure, can you have a look for me?

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus


"Fibbersticks

Whaaaaaaaaat?

Have you missed me. "

I’d say yes if I’d noticed you were missing

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"Full of weirdos, apparently there's a clique (my god I hate that word) you have to show your left ball while inserting your right one to join them.

Mrs

How do I join the clique if I don’t have balls?? Is there a female equivalent "

Right nipple in left nostril.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Full of weirdos, apparently there's a clique (my god I hate that word) you have to show your left ball while inserting your right one to join them.

Mrs

How do I join the clique if I don’t have balls?? Is there a female equivalent

Right nipple in left nostril.

Mrs "

Mine are too low for that, guess I’m out

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Full of weirdos, apparently there's a clique (my god I hate that word) you have to show your left ball while inserting your right one to join them.

Mrs

How do I join the clique if I don’t have balls?? Is there a female equivalent

Do you have asymmetric labia?

I’m not sure, can you have a look for me?"

I find I’m very good differentiating these things through touch of that’s acceptable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Full of weirdos, apparently there's a clique (my god I hate that word) you have to show your left ball while inserting your right one to join them.

Mrs

How do I join the clique if I don’t have balls?? Is there a female equivalent

Right nipple in left nostril.

Mrs "

Any other way? Mine won't reach and I think I just pulled a neck muscle trying...

xx Jess

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"Full of weirdos, apparently there's a clique (my god I hate that word) you have to show your left ball while inserting your right one to join them.

Mrs

How do I join the clique if I don’t have balls?? Is there a female equivalent

Right nipple in left nostril.

Mrs

Mine are too low for that, guess I’m out "

It's ok mine are too small, who needs a clique anyway

Mrs

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"What’s it like "

Back away with your sanity intact

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Full of weirdos, apparently there's a clique (my god I hate that word) you have to show your left ball while inserting your right one to join them.

Mrs

How do I join the clique if I don’t have balls?? Is there a female equivalent

Right nipple in left nostril.

Mrs

Any other way? Mine won't reach and I think I just pulled a neck muscle trying...

xx Jess"

You can always fill in the form.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Full of weirdos, apparently there's a clique (my god I hate that word) you have to show your left ball while inserting your right one to join them.

Mrs

How do I join the clique if I don’t have balls?? Is there a female equivalent

Right nipple in left nostril.

Mrs

Any other way? Mine won't reach and I think I just pulled a neck muscle trying...

xx Jess"

He never said whose left nostril

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"What’s it like "

Hello Fiddlesticks!

I'm pretty new to the forum too but welcome.

I've found the forum to be as intelligent and caring as the people who use it and equally as obnoxious and nauseating as the people who use it.

A bit like when you are all having fun down the clurrrrrb and then a moronic dribbler with a hard cock waddles up with his 'missus' in tow who imagines she's liberated cos she's happy to be fucked by anyone , 'cos he likes it' and she's free enough to do that for him and he thinks all the blokes want to but they don't and they are all wincing at her spotty arse and red raw sparse fanny.

But then sometimes it's like when you are all having a dirty old laugh at something or someone and then a frustrated pigeon with an ear of corn stuck up their arse struts in and tuts.... and tuts and tuts....

A bit like that. Different every day.

And sometimes pleasant exchanges occur ......

I'm Granny btw.

Hi.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"Full of weirdos, apparently there's a clique (my god I hate that word) you have to show your left ball while inserting your right one to join them.

Mrs

How do I join the clique if I don’t have balls?? Is there a female equivalent

Right nipple in left nostril.

Mrs

Any other way? Mine won't reach and I think I just pulled a neck muscle trying...

xx Jess

He never said whose left nostril "

Very true, photo evidence needed though.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Full of weirdos, apparently there's a clique (my god I hate that word) you have to show your left ball while inserting your right one to join them.

Mrs

How do I join the clique if I don’t have balls?? Is there a female equivalent

Right nipple in left nostril.

Mrs

Any other way? Mine won't reach and I think I just pulled a neck muscle trying...

xx Jess

He never said whose left nostril

Very true, photo evidence needed though.

Mrs "

I'll just have to stick to filling the form. There's a form apparently...

Do I download it on the Sydney University website or something?

xx J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What’s it like

Hello Fiddlesticks!

I'm pretty new to the forum too but welcome.

I've found the forum to be as intelligent and caring as the people who use it and equally as obnoxious and nauseating as the people who use it.

A bit like when you are all having fun down the clurrrrrb and then a moronic dribbler with a hard cock waddles up with his 'missus' in tow who imagines she's liberated cos she's happy to be fucked by anyone , 'cos he likes it' and she's free enough to do that for him and he thinks all the blokes want to but they don't and they are all wincing at her spotty arse and red raw sparse fanny.

But then sometimes it's like when you are all having a dirty old laugh at something or someone and then a frustrated pigeon with an ear of corn stuck up their arse struts in and tuts.... and tuts and tuts....

A bit like that. Different every day.

And sometimes pleasant exchanges occur ......

I'm Granny btw.

Hi."

You are such a visual storyteller, I love it

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"What’s it like

Hello Fiddlesticks!

I'm pretty new to the forum too but welcome.

I've found the forum to be as intelligent and caring as the people who use it and equally as obnoxious and nauseating as the people who use it.

A bit like when you are all having fun down the clurrrrrb and then a moronic dribbler with a hard cock waddles up with his 'missus' in tow who imagines she's liberated cos she's happy to be fucked by anyone , 'cos he likes it' and she's free enough to do that for him and he thinks all the blokes want to but they don't and they are all wincing at her spotty arse and red raw sparse fanny.

But then sometimes it's like when you are all having a dirty old laugh at something or someone and then a frustrated pigeon with an ear of corn stuck up their arse struts in and tuts.... and tuts and tuts....

A bit like that. Different every day.

And sometimes pleasant exchanges occur ......

I'm Granny btw.

Hi."

Hi Granny.

Great synopsis and have you ever considered teaching creative writing.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Full of weirdos, apparently there's a clique (my god I hate that word) you have to show your left ball while inserting your right one to join them.

Mrs

How do I join the clique if I don’t have balls?? Is there a female equivalent

Right nipple in left nostril.

Mrs

Any other way? Mine won't reach and I think I just pulled a neck muscle trying...

xx Jess

He never said whose left nostril

Very true, photo evidence needed though.

Mrs

I'll just have to stick to filling the form. There's a form apparently...

Do I download it on the Sydney University website or something?

xx J"

That’s right, although you’ll need a clique member to endorse it but as there’s no clique you won’t find anyone.

I’ll sign it for you.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

The way it works.

You find a thread.

Comment the most random thing you can’t think of.

And people get annoyed.

It’s fucking hilarious.

The mr

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"It's friendly and everybody talks to you. Great place to get a faf "

Doesn't sound like the place for me, I'm not here to FAF about...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"The way it works.

You find a thread.

Comment the most random thing you can’t think of.

And people get annoyed.

It’s fucking hilarious.

The mr "

How dare you !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's where lost souls come to party!

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"It's where lost souls come to party! "

Indeed.

Like the lost boys complete with worm noodles.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

Everyone on here is 100% trustworthy and has no hidden agenda and the women change their minds so often that we need to ask if they prefer length or girth every day!!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"The way it works.

You find a thread.

Comment the most random thing you can’t think of.

And people get annoyed.

It’s fucking hilarious.

The mr "

Oh this!

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Everyone on here is 100% trustworthy and has no hidden agenda and the women change their minds so often that we need to ask if they prefer length or girth every day!! "

Today is a girth day.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Being here is like having one of those dreams where everything happens at once, you can't find the door, and you are naked from the waist down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being here is like having one of those dreams where everything happens at once, you can't find the door, and you are naked from the waist down."

*deletes downloaded form*

xx Jess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone on here is 100% trustworthy and has no hidden agenda and the women change their minds so often that we need to ask if they prefer length or girth every day!! "

Males are this too OP

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Liar liar, pants on fire

You'd best take them off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll be balls deep in Clung Fiddles and you know it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being here is like having one of those dreams where everything happens at once, you can't find the door, and you are naked from the waist down."

Sounds like Narnia, you walk into a wardrobe and get lost amongst the way... It is all a mazing Op

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Being here is like having one of those dreams where everything happens at once, you can't find the door, and you are naked from the waist down.

Sounds like Narnia, you walk into a wardrobe and get lost amongst the way... It is all a mazing Op"

I’m all for naked in Narnia

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Liar liar, pants on fire

You'd best take them off "

Deal.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"You'll be balls deep in Clung Fiddles and you know it!"

That’s the plan

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Do you know what Fiddles? It's worth sticking around for.

You'll talk to some brilliant people. Even make some friends.

Once you look past the noise, the crappiness, the tantrums, the trolling, the twuntery.

It's worth it.

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Do you know what Fiddles? It's worth sticking around for.

You'll talk to some brilliant people. Even make some friends.

Once you look past the noise, the crappiness, the tantrums, the trolling, the twuntery.

It's worth it."

Meli always says it best

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Do you know what Fiddles? It's worth sticking around for.

You'll talk to some brilliant people. Even make some friends.

Once you look past the noise, the crappiness, the tantrums, the trolling, the twuntery.

It's worth it."

I thought you said look past the nose then.

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