FabSwingers.com forum: There's a party and you're all invited. Bring snack please

By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

Come on in and pull up a seat, come on even you lurkers come say hi.

Bubbly and beer in the fridge, I've hidden the good wine.

What did you bring?

Knitter kisses for everyone. Mwah.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Do frozen watermelon daiquiris count as a snack? Because I just made a whole pitcher …

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll bake cupcakes

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Can I just bring myself and my sparkling personality?

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Do frozen watermelon daiquiris count as a snack? Because I just made a whole pitcher …"

*throws door open** Gosh darnit I think I just fell in love with you a little bit.

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I’ll bake cupcakes"

There not funny ones are they?

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Can I just bring myself and my sparkling personality? "

Sure. Do you at least have a party trick or a good joke?

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By *onnyJohnMan
over a year ago

Doncaster

Frazzle and dairylee breadcakes

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

I’m bringing Honey Jack Daniels and a jumbo bag of ice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be the snack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do make good rocky road actually, I’ll just bring that instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll bake cupcakes

There not funny ones are they?"

Watching cooking with cannabis on Netflix giving me a few ideas I will bring some special muffins x

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Think I've got some whipped and squirty cream. Anyone got strawberries and chocolate sauce?

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Frazzle and dairylee breadcakes "

I love those little bacon bad boys

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Can I just bring myself and my sparkling personality?

Sure. Do you at least have a party trick or a good joke?"

Ummmm hello! Life and soul of the gathering

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I’m bringing Honey Jack Daniels and a jumbo bag of ice."

I hope you're sharing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll bake cupcakes

There not funny ones are they?"

Nooooo, I only bake the most spectacularly tasty ones. No funny business in them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not in

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Can I be the snack

**Swipes all existing snacks off the table** jump on

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By *enis ColadaMan
over a year ago

Totnes

Pineapples

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

"I’m bringing Honey Jack Daniels and a jumbo bag of ice.

I hope you're sharing"

Yes as long as everyone agrees to a shot of absinthe

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I’ll bake cupcakes

There not funny ones are they?

Watching cooking with cannabis on Netflix giving me a few ideas I will bring some special muffins x"

Can you make sure they are clearly labelled

, I don't want to get feedback from the other guest

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Think I've got some whipped and squirty cream. Anyone got strawberries and chocolate sauce?

Some strawberries in the freezer help yourself

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Can I just bring myself and my sparkling personality?

Sure. Do you at least have a party trick or a good joke?

Ummmm hello! Life and soul of the gathering"

**makes note to keep an eye on what she believes could be trouble**

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I've got kiwi fruit and Walkers cheese n onion crisps

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I’ll bake cupcakes

There not funny ones are they?

Nooooo, I only bake the most spectacularly tasty ones. No funny business in them. "

Well come on in. Do you also make cookies by any chance?

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

I've got Twister and Pringles

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Not in "

Ahhhh come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Not in

Ahhhh come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on"
did you do that in an Irish accent?

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Pineapples "

Yummy

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I’m bringing Honey Jack Daniels and a jumbo bag of ice.

I hope you're sharing

Yes as long as everyone agrees to a shot of absinthe

**picks up the gauntlet that has been thrown down**

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I've got kiwi fruit and Walkers cheese n onion crisps

Ohhh I do love a walkers cheese n onion sandwich

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"I’ll bake cupcakes

There not funny ones are they?

Nooooo, I only bake the most spectacularly tasty ones. No funny business in them. "

He does bake a good cupcake I'll give him that, I'll look after them while the party is going on.

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I've got Twister and Pringles "

Your in. **stretches**

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Not in

Ahhhh come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come ondid you do that in an Irish accent?

Yep

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I’ll bake cupcakes

There not funny ones are they?

Nooooo, I only bake the most spectacularly tasty ones. No funny business in them.

He does bake a good cupcake I'll give him that, I'll look after them while the party is going on."

You won't eat then all will you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll bake cupcakes

There not funny ones are they?

Nooooo, I only bake the most spectacularly tasty ones. No funny business in them.

Well come on in. Do you also make cookies by any chance?"

Of course

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I’ve got some pretzels, some popcorn (sweet or salty) and some weird biscuits that have been at the back of the cupboard for ages. I’m sure they’ll be nice, when was the 6th month?

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

"I’m bringing Honey Jack Daniels and a jumbo bag of ice.

I hope you're sharing

Yes as long as everyone agrees to a shot of absinthe

**picks up the gauntlet that has been thrown down**"

Now let’s raise that gauntlet and get this party started….que P!nk CD.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Can I just bring myself and my sparkling personality?

Sure. Do you at least have a party trick or a good joke?

Ummmm hello! Life and soul of the gathering

**makes note to keep an eye on what she believes could be trouble**"

I'm not trouble!

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

Walkers bugles. They’re good.

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

"I've got Twister and Pringles

Your in. **stretches**"

Nice to see you on here again

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"I’ll bake cupcakes

There not funny ones are they?

Nooooo, I only bake the most spectacularly tasty ones. No funny business in them.

He does bake a good cupcake I'll give him that, I'll look after them while the party is going on.

You won't eat then all will you?"

Me?!? Course not, promise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll bake cupcakes

There not funny ones are they?

Nooooo, I only bake the most spectacularly tasty ones. No funny business in them.

He does bake a good cupcake I'll give him that, I'll look after them while the party is going on.

You won't eat then all will you?

Me?!? Course not, promise

Coughbullshitcough

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Let's see

I have a 1kg bag of Peanut M&M's - as you do.

Chocolate chip cookies, still a few left. I had a lot.

Some Jamaican Patties - Lamb and chicken

Ooh and Bulleit Bourbon. Forgot about you, what are you doing hiding away back there.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I've got Twister and Pringles

Your in. **stretches**

Nice to see you on here again "

It’s not strip twister, is it?

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Pork pie?

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By *onnyJohnMan
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Frazzle and dairylee breadcakes

I love those little bacon bad boys"

If you haven't tried the frazzle n dairylee butties, give em a go, thank me later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pork pie?"

Ooft!

Proper pork pie? None of that fancy ‘with chutney’ or ‘with apple’ kinda nonsense.

Just meat, pastry, and that weird jelly stuff.

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I’ll bake cupcakes

There not funny ones are they?

Nooooo, I only bake the most spectacularly tasty ones. No funny business in them.

Well come on in. Do you also make cookies by any chance?

Of course"

Ohhhhhh

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I’ve got some pretzels, some popcorn (sweet or salty) and some weird biscuits that have been at the back of the cupboard for ages. I’m sure they’ll be nice, when was the 6th month?"

**throws up hand for the salty popcorn**

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

"I've got Twister and Pringles

Your in. **stretches**

Nice to see you on here again

It’s not strip twister, is it?

It's what you want it to be but you don't want oil staines on your clothes

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I’m bringing Honey Jack Daniels and a jumbo bag of ice.

I hope you're sharing

Yes as long as everyone agrees to a shot of absinthe

**picks up the gauntlet that has been thrown down**

Now let’s raise that gauntlet and get this party started….que P!nk CD."

**dang it didn't think my bluff would be called**

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Can I just bring myself and my sparkling personality?

Sure. Do you at least have a party trick or a good joke?

Ummmm hello! Life and soul of the gathering

**makes note to keep an eye on what she believes could be trouble**

I'm not trouble! "

Alright alright but you need to be in charge of ice

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

"Pork pie?

Ooft!

Proper pork pie? None of that fancy ‘with chutney’ or ‘with apple’ kinda nonsense.

Just meat, pastry, and that weird jelly stuff. "

Yep, the porkiest pie ever

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I've got Twister and Pringles

Your in. **stretches**

Nice to see you on here again "

Nice to see you again too

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By *ornyBiker75Man
over a year ago

Lincoln

I'll bring a couple of bottles of Kraken, love that stuff

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

"I’m bringing Honey Jack Daniels and a jumbo bag of ice.

I hope you're sharing

Yes as long as everyone agrees to a shot of absinthe

**picks up the gauntlet that has been thrown down**

Now let’s raise that gauntlet and get this party started….que P!nk CD.

**dang it didn't think my bluff would be called**"

Just a few shots of the naughty water and Shazam….no bluff, no nothing, just a blur.

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Walkers bugles. They’re good. "

oh oh oh the cone shaped ones right?

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I’ll bake cupcakes

There not funny ones are they?

Nooooo, I only bake the most spectacularly tasty ones. No funny business in them.

He does bake a good cupcake I'll give him that, I'll look after them while the party is going on.

You won't eat then all will you?

Me?!? Course not, promise

I think John had your card

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

Evening, all...G&Ts all round

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Let's see

I have a 1kg bag of Peanut M&M's - as you do.

Chocolate chip cookies, still a few left. I had a lot.

Some Jamaican Patties - Lamb and chicken

Ooh and Bulleit Bourbon. Forgot about you, what are you doing hiding away back there. "

Jeepers that's quite a haul. Your in. Hide the M&Ms for later

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By *empest2KMan
over a year ago

Derby

"Come on in and pull up a seat, come on even you lurkers come say hi.

Bubbly and beer in the fridge, I've hidden the good wine.

What did you bring?

Knitter kisses for everyone. Mwah."

I'd bring some posh sausage rolls filled with sage and caramelised onion

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Pork pie?"

I hope its a big one. It's filling up in here. Pop it down next to the cocktail sausages and pour yourself a drink

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Vol-au-vents with various fillings and some cheese and pineapple sticks.

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Frazzle and dairylee breadcakes

I love those little bacon bad boys

If you haven't tried the frazzle n dairylee butties, give em a go, thank me later

Oh goodness that sounds good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you keep the noise down. Some of us are trying to get to sleep.

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I'll bring a couple of bottles of Kraken, love that stuff"

Sure why not this is getting lethal

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I’m bringing Honey Jack Daniels and a jumbo bag of ice.

I hope you're sharing

Yes as long as everyone agrees to a shot of absinthe

**picks up the gauntlet that has been thrown down**

Now let’s raise that gauntlet and get this party started….que P!nk CD.

**dang it didn't think my bluff would be called**

Just a few shots of the naughty water and Shazam….no bluff, no nothing, just a blur."

**staggers a little**

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Evening, all...G&Ts all round

Sure why nut **thinks mixing these drinks is a bad idea**

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Come on in and pull up a seat, come on even you lurkers come say hi.

Bubbly and beer in the fridge, I've hidden the good wine.

What did you bring?

Knitter kisses for everyone. Mwah.

I'd bring some posh sausage rolls filled with sage and caramelised onion

Good I need something to soak up all the booze

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Vol-au-vents with various fillings and some cheese and pineapple sticks. "

**feels the 70's vibe, secretly loves those cheese and pineapple sticks**

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Can you keep the noise down. Some of us are trying to get to sleep.

Come on in, there are some baileys cocktails in the corner that need whipped cream

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

"Vol-au-vents with various fillings and some cheese and pineapple sticks.

**feels the 70's vibe, secretly loves those cheese and pineapple sticks**"

Abigail's party

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

I'm bringing a share bag of quavers and mini bags of haribos

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By *Booboo-Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Some Frazzles and sour cream dip.

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Vol-au-vents with various fillings and some cheese and pineapple sticks.

**feels the 70's vibe, secretly loves those cheese and pineapple sticks**

Abigail's party

I had to Google this

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

"I’m bringing Honey Jack Daniels and a jumbo bag of ice.

I hope you're sharing

Yes as long as everyone agrees to a shot of absinthe

**picks up the gauntlet that has been thrown down**

Now let’s raise that gauntlet and get this party started….que P!nk CD.

**dang it didn't think my bluff would be called**

Just a few shots of the naughty water and Shazam….no bluff, no nothing, just a blur.

**staggers a little**"

Are you d*unk enough not to judge what I’m doing

Are you high enough to excuse that I’m ruined…coz I’m ruined…..

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I'm bringing a share bag of quavers and mini bags of haribos "

I love quavers, can I have a ring from the haribos please?

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Some Frazzles and sour cream dip."

More Frazzles are welcome. Have you tried them with Dairylee apparently it's a game changer

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"I'm bringing a share bag of quavers and mini bags of haribos

I love quavers, can I have a ring from the haribos please?"

It all depends how nicely you ask for the ring from the Haribos

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By *Booboo-Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Some Frazzles and sour cream dip.

More Frazzles are welcome. Have you tried them with Dairylee apparently it's a game changer"

No. I'm game though!

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

"Walkers bugles. They’re good.

oh oh oh the cone shaped ones right?"

Them's the ones.

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By *ornyBiker75Man
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I'll bring a couple of bottles of Kraken, love that stuff

Sure why not this is getting lethal

I'll add a bottle or 2 off Dead Man's finger to the mix

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I’m bringing Honey Jack Daniels and a jumbo bag of ice.

I hope you're sharing

Yes as long as everyone agrees to a shot of absinthe

**picks up the gauntlet that has been thrown down**

Now let’s raise that gauntlet and get this party started….que P!nk CD.

**dang it didn't think my bluff would be called**

Just a few shots of the naughty water and Shazam….no bluff, no nothing, just a blur.

**staggers a little**

Are you d*unk enough not to judge what I’m doing

Are you high enough to excuse that I’m ruined…coz I’m ruined….."

Sorry what I think I passed put for a few minutes

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I'm bringing a share bag of quavers and mini bags of haribos

I love quavers, can I have a ring from the haribos please?

It all depends how nicely you ask for the ring from the Haribos "

**puts on sweetest face and flicks eye lashes** pleaseeeeeee

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Some Frazzles and sour cream dip.

More Frazzles are welcome. Have you tried them with Dairylee apparently it's a game changer

No. I'm game though!

You are a daredevil

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

I'm bringing cuffs, restraints, Rope and paddles

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I'll bring a couple of bottles of Kraken, love that stuff

Sure why not this is getting lethal

I'll add a bottle or 2 off Dead Man's finger to the mix"

**hopes there is more ice**

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I'm bringing cuffs, restraints, Rope and paddles "

**thinks this escalated but doesn't want to be a party pooper**

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"I'm bringing a share bag of quavers and mini bags of haribos

I love quavers, can I have a ring from the haribos please?

It all depends how nicely you ask for the ring from the Haribos

**puts on sweetest face and flicks eye lashes** pleaseeeeeee"

Star mix it is then

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"I'm bringing cuffs, restraints, Rope and paddles

**thinks this escalated but doesn't want to be a party pooper**"

Fabs led me in to a path of deviance

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By *tallionSamMan
over a year ago

Hugglescote

Too late to join in the fun ? ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese board

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Do frozen watermelon daiquiris count as a snack? Because I just made a whole pitcher …

*throws door open** Gosh darnit I think I just fell in love with you a little bit."

Me too. Sorry about that, RTG.

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

"Evening, all...G&Ts all round

Sure why nut **thinks mixing these drinks is a bad idea**"

But bad ideas are invariably the most fun

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

K! I got ice

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Grapes anyone

Tinder

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By *heGigglersCouple
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Cheese & pineapple sticks. Old school

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

"Grapes anyone

Tinder "

Will they be peeled?

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"Grapes anyone

Tinder

Will they be peeled?"

If so desired

Tinder x

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By *aribbean King 1985Man
over a year ago

South West London

Wheres the party at?

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I'm bringing a share bag of quavers and mini bags of haribos

I love quavers, can I have a ring from the haribos please?

It all depends how nicely you ask for the ring from the Haribos

**puts on sweetest face and flicks eye lashes** pleaseeeeeee

Star mix it is then "

Yes please although I like the sour mix

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

"Grapes anyone

Tinder

Will they be peeled?

If so desired

Tinder x"

And not to be demanding but, hand fed?

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By *ugar kittenWoman
over a year ago

home

Are we allowed to bring peanuts? Not going to kill anyone if I do?

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Too late to join in the fun ? ??"

We are just getting started. What did you bring

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Grapes anyone

Tinder

Will they be peeled?

If so desired

Tinder x

And not to be demanding but, hand fed? "

And fanned with palm frongs.

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Cheese board "

Goodness we are raising the bar. Welcome

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"I'm bringing a share bag of quavers and mini bags of haribos

I love quavers, can I have a ring from the haribos please?

It all depends how nicely you ask for the ring from the Haribos

**puts on sweetest face and flicks eye lashes** pleaseeeeeee

Star mix it is then

Yes please although I like the sour mix"

There the best to suck on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meths...for the punch

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Do frozen watermelon daiquiris count as a snack? Because I just made a whole pitcher …

*throws door open** Gosh darnit I think I just fell in love with you a little bit.

Me too. Sorry about that, RTG."

Totally understandable

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Evening, all...G&Ts all round

Sure why nut **thinks mixing these drinks is a bad idea**

But bad ideas are invariably the most fun

**jumps in**

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Grapes anyone

Tinder "

Are they seedless?

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

"Grapes anyone

Tinder

Will they be peeled?

If so desired

Tinder x

And not to be demanding but, hand fed?

And fanned with palm frongs."

Stealing my thunder, huff.

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"K! I got ice"

About fooking time. Seriously though now you are in charge of me

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Grapes anyone

Tinder

Will they be peeled?

If so desired

Tinder x

And not to be demanding but, hand fed?

And fanned with palm frongs.

Stealing my thunder, huff. "

Thunder n huffs are a dangerous combination

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Grapes anyone

Tinder "

Are they already fermented?

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

"Grapes anyone

Tinder

Will they be peeled?

If so desired

Tinder x

And not to be demanding but, hand fed?

And fanned with palm frongs.

Stealing my thunder, huff.

Thunder n huffs are a dangerous combination

Sometimes I like to live a little dangerously - what's the worst that could happen?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

A smörgåsbord of cheeses, such as Ossau-Iraty, Comté, Manchego..., Quince paste and charcoal crackers.

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Cheese & pineapple sticks. Old school"

**sways** welcome

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Wheres the party at?"

**op down** party in full swing

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Are we allowed to bring peanuts? Not going to kill anyone if I do?"

All good there is a table for the dangerous foods

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"I'm bringing a share bag of quavers and mini bags of haribos

I love quavers, can I have a ring from the haribos please?

It all depends how nicely you ask for the ring from the Haribos

**puts on sweetest face and flicks eye lashes** pleaseeeeeee

Star mix it is then

Yes please although I like the sour mix

There the best to suck on."

We might be friends

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Cheese & pineapple sticks. Old school"

Yes!

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Meths...for the punch"

**takes meths and hides with the good wine, nobody will find it**

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

"Are we allowed to bring peanuts? Not going to kill anyone if I do?

All good there is a table for the dangerous foods

Are they the ones that have ASBOs and CPWs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not in

Ahhhh come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on"

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"A smörgåsbord of cheeses, such as Ossau-Iraty, Comté, Manchego..., Quince paste and charcoal crackers."

I love you the mostest

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Are we allowed to bring peanuts? Not going to kill anyone if I do?

All good there is a table for the dangerous foods

Are they the ones that have ASBOs and CPWs?

**slightly middle class not sure what these acronyms mean,**

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"Grapes anyone

Tinder

Will they be peeled?

If so desired

Tinder x

And not to be demanding but, hand fed? "

Of course

(And seedless)

Tinder

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Not in

Ahhhh come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on

No"

Ahhhh come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, Ahhhh come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

"Are we allowed to bring peanuts? Not going to kill anyone if I do?

All good there is a table for the dangerous foods

Are they the ones that have ASBOs and CPWs?

**slightly middle class not sure what these acronyms mean,**"

They're the naughty ones...the dangerous foods. Keep them in isolation, lest they do harm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

S' mores

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By *Booboo-Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Are we allowed to bring peanuts? Not going to kill anyone if I do?"

Love all nuts.

I ask in places if something has nuts in it and they assume Im allergic. "No, I just really like nuts"

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

"Grapes anyone

Tinder

Will they be peeled?

If so desired

Tinder x

And not to be demanding but, hand fed?

Of course

(And seedless)

Tinder "

Sign me up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on in and pull up a seat, come on even you lurkers come say hi.

Bubbly and beer in the fridge, I've hidden the good wine.

What did you bring?

Knitter kisses for everyone. Mwah."

ive got the twiglets

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Are we allowed to bring peanuts? Not going to kill anyone if I do?

All good there is a table for the dangerous foods

Are they the ones that have ASBOs and CPWs?

**slightly middle class not sure what these acronyms mean,**

They're the naughty ones...the dangerous foods. Keep them in isolation, lest they do harm

**pops them in the back pantry,**

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Come on in and pull up a seat, come on even you lurkers come say hi.

Bubbly and beer in the fridge, I've hidden the good wine.

What did you bring?

Knitter kisses for everyone. Mwah.

ive got the twiglets"

**the ultimate party food has arrived**

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

"Are we allowed to bring peanuts? Not going to kill anyone if I do?

All good there is a table for the dangerous foods

Are they the ones that have ASBOs and CPWs?

**slightly middle class not sure what these acronyms mean,**

They're the naughty ones...the dangerous foods. Keep them in isolation, lest they do harm

**pops them in the back pantry,**"

Oo-er, some of them will enjoy it in the back pantry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on in and pull up a seat, come on even you lurkers come say hi.

Bubbly and beer in the fridge, I've hidden the good wine.

What did you bring?

Knitter kisses for everyone. Mwah.

ive got the twiglets

**the ultimate party food has arrived**"

thats me but dont forget the twiglets

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Come on in and pull up a seat, come on even you lurkers come say hi.

Bubbly and beer in the fridge, I've hidden the good wine.

What did you bring?

I'm sooper d*unk and keeping them

Knitter kisses for everyone. Mwah.

ive got the twiglets

**the ultimate party food has arrived**

thats me but dont forget the twiglets"

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By *ongandharderMan
over a year ago

Rotherham

Rum brought to the party

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"Grapes anyone

Tinder

Will they be peeled?

If so desired

Tinder x

And not to be demanding but, hand fed?

Of course

(And seedless)

Tinder

Sign me up! "

come take a seat

Tinder x

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Rum brought to the party "

**staggers** you're in charge

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Just popping down the shop… any more party food needed OP?

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Boozy brownies

Selection of hand crafted truffles

Cheese and chilli tear and share bread.

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

"Just popping down the shop… any more party food needed OP?

More sausage rolls and a pack of Walker's finest cheese 'n' onion please, Miss Bird

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Just popping down the shop… any more party food needed OP?

More sausage rolls and a pack of Walker's finest cheese 'n' onion please, Miss Bird

Coming right up…

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

"Just popping down the shop… any more party food needed OP?

More sausage rolls and a pack of Walker's finest cheese 'n' onion please, Miss Bird

Coming right up…

Ahh you're a gem and no mistake

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

**wakes up in the pantry** OUCHY

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

If everyone of fab is invite, do you mind if I bring some disinfectant ?

The mr

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"If everyone of fab is invite, do you mind if I bring some disinfectant ?

The mr "

It got pretty messy and I'm afraid to look so it might be a good idea. The mops in the back room. Be careful though not sure who might still be back there.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"If everyone of fab is invite, do you mind if I bring some disinfectant ?

The mr

It got pretty messy and I'm afraid to look so it might be a good idea. The mops in the back room. Be careful though not sure who might still be back there."

Ok cool just let me grab gas protection suit and I’ll crack on.

The mr

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"If everyone of fab is invite, do you mind if I bring some disinfectant ?

The mr

It got pretty messy and I'm afraid to look so it might be a good idea. The mops in the back room. Be careful though not sure who might still be back there.

Ok cool just let me grab gas protection suit and I’ll crack on.

The mr "

Thank you muchly kind Sir

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Cracking out the party rings here

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

I'll bring the cake..

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"I'll bring the cake..

What cake

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

**slumps in a corner** carry on

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By *ustfun1000Man
over a year ago

hanwell

A large Victoria Sandwich coming up

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"**slumps in a corner** carry on"

Cheer up have a party ring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"**slumps in a corner** carry on

Cheer up have a party ring"

Isn’t that the sign of a good night?

I’ve woke up with party ring many a time.

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"A large Victoria Sandwich coming up "

Well that's breakfast sorted

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By *eartsmanMan
over a year ago

southeast , midlands, southern France

Many years ago, I was a cocktail bartender, and I make some mean cocktails

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"**slumps in a corner** carry on

Cheer up have a party ring"

I have cake

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"**slumps in a corner** carry on

Cheer up have a party ring

Isn’t that the sign of a good night?

I’ve woke up with party ring many a time.

**lowers the tone** good morning John

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Many years ago, I was a cocktail bartender, and I make some mean cocktails "

Cocktails before 10am you Sir are a beast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"**slumps in a corner** carry on

Cheer up have a party ring

Isn’t that the sign of a good night?

I’ve woke up with party ring many a time.

**lowers the tone** good morning John

Was it ever high?

Good morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as i can cover u in cream before eating u

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"**slumps in a corner** carry on

Cheer up have a party ring

Isn’t that the sign of a good night?

I’ve woke up with party ring many a time.

**lowers the tone** good morning John

Was it ever high?

Good morning. "

Hey you I'm running a classy venue here

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"As long as i can cover u in cream before eating u

Not in a hannibal lecter way I hope

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By *eartsmanMan
over a year ago

southeast , midlands, southern France

"Many years ago, I was a cocktail bartender, and I make some mean cocktails

Cocktails before 10am you Sir are a beast"

Well somewhere in the world it will be cocktail hour

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"**slumps in a corner** carry on

Cheer up have a party ring

Isn’t that the sign of a good night?

I’ve woke up with party ring many a time.

HA! Giggity

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"**slumps in a corner** carry on

Cheer up have a party ring

I have cake

Oh well share the wealth why don’t you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol … did someone say bottle of chianti ?

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Do frozen watermelon daiquiris count as a snack? Because I just made a whole pitcher …"

They have fruit in so of course lol

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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Many years ago, I was a cocktail bartender, and I make some mean cocktails

Cocktails before 10am you Sir are a beast

Well somewhere in the world it will be cocktail hour

I'm sure GK will have one, John probably won't say no either

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Cracking out the party rings here "

I love a party ring ...

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