FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

How the chuff do they know?!

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So there I was innocently texting the vanilla bloke ... Ok so maybe not totally innocent *cough* but anyway....

....out of the blue he asked if I was bi.

How the chuff could he know that??! He's a vanilla, they don't know about such things, surely?

It wasn't a random question either. There's me thinking I'm all discreet in real life... obviously not...

Has anyone else has random people guess their 'secrets'?!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bi-dar?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm, he's a guy and all guys hope the girl they're flirting with is bi?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I'm not bi, but it is freaky how many guys I get chatting to in vanilla pubs and bars and parties will suggest a date and then go on to mention this 'lovely private club' they've always fancied trying that they think will be just my cup of tea.

I've always made polite excuses, I'm not sure how they'd react to me being greeted by name with big hugs and lots of questions about how's this and are you still...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

perhapshe had a bi girlfriend

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I have to be boring here and say no.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

And I have been invited to join in with couples and to go on to parties or had the suggestion that a 'friend' could join in.

All from randoms I just got chatting to - and people tell me I send out a nice girl vibe!!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They don't...

The number of people who think I'm bi or gay is hysterically funny....

In their dreams.....

On the plus side.... I can get away with murder around the office.... Coz the women assume that they are safe.....

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And I have been invited to join in with couples and to go on to parties or had the suggestion that a 'friend' could join in.

All from randoms I just got chatting to - and people tell me I send out a nice girl vibe!!! "

That's funny. Especially when you said about the club and them greeting you by name!

Ah so maybe he was just wishful thinking. (Psst... You do know that all swinging females are bi, right?)

I feel better now because I send out the 'nice girl' vibe too. You were clearly sweet and innocent when I met you. So people must think the same of me too!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They don't...

The number of people who think I'm bi or gay is hysterically funny....

In their dreams.....

On the plus side.... I can get away with murder around the office.... Coz the women assume that they are safe..... "

Excellent! Help them pick out clothes... Do a Gok and offer to assess their bra size.... Mwahahahaha

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So there I was innocently texting the vanilla bloke ... Ok so maybe not totally innocent *cough* but anyway....

....out of the blue he asked if I was bi.

How the chuff could he know that??! He's a vanilla, they don't know about such things, surely?

It wasn't a random question either. There's me thinking I'm all discreet in real life... obviously not...

Has anyone else has random people guess their 'secrets'?! "

They dont know and arnt guessing, they are just *hoping* you are for one of their predictable, by-the-book, cliched fantasies.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *kin BohnerMan
over a year ago

derby


"So there I was innocently texting the vanilla bloke ... Ok so maybe not totally innocent *cough* but anyway....

....out of the blue he asked if I was bi.

How the chuff could he know that??! He's a vanilla, they don't know about such things, surely?

It wasn't a random question either. There's me thinking I'm all discreet in real life... obviously not...

Has anyone else has random people guess their 'secrets'?! "

I think most men would ask that question if having a less than innocent conversation with a woman. I would think its most blokes fantasy to be with two women.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got asked if i was in work a couple of times.

Had an ex who got all funny when i told him i was bi,and then accused me every time i went out with female friends of having sex with them

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They don't...

The number of people who think I'm bi or gay is hysterically funny....

In their dreams.....

On the plus side.... I can get away with murder around the office.... Coz the women assume that they are safe..... "

I have had people say that about me as well thought I was gay or bi. Happy to say 100% straight lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember being a bit stuck for words bout 5/6 years ago when my colleague (a girl) just casually dropped into conversation 'you like a bit of cock you don't ya ?'

I'm so glad I didn't try and fluff my way round it - she's been a bit of a godsend in me accepting my sexual self.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was at a charity do, having fun at the disco afterwards with my friend, when a gorgeous lady walks up and ask "Are you swingers?". Stunned silence. For that night we were not - well except with my friend.....

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *eal_Dick_TurpinMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Common stereotypical misconception.

All swingers think they are the only kinky fuckers around / sexually experienced around / people actually getting any nookie around / they are more liberated than the "straights"

How the fuck do you think people used to swing before teh interwebz? Because just about everyone is up for it and always has been.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *kin BohnerMan
over a year ago

derby


"Common stereotypical misconception.

All swingers think they are the only kinky fuckers around / sexually experienced around / people actually getting any nookie around / they are more liberated than the "straights"

How the fuck do you think people used to swing before teh interwebz? Because just about everyone is up for it and always has been."

True, I just wish people would be more open about it

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *orkieMan
over a year ago

Who knows


"I remember being a bit stuck for words bout 5/6 years ago when my colleague (a girl) just casually dropped into conversation 'you like a bit of cock you don't ya ?'

I'm so glad I didn't try and fluff my way round it - she's been a bit of a godsend in me accepting my sexual self."

Hey fella, she had probably run out of digestives to offer you

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Got asked if i was in work a couple of times.

Had an ex who got all funny when i told him i was bi,and then accused me every time i went out with female friends of having sex with them "

And did you?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex and I had a completely dom/sub relationship without even realising, I doubt the existence if truly vanilla people you just need someone to unleash your kinky side x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dontcha know its compulsory for all males to have a fantasy about a lusty horny bi redhead wearing a PVC top and leather skirt.

Or is that just me

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Well I've just ended up chatting to a younger female friend I share a hobby with and we have somehow both discovered we like uncomplicated liasons with friends... not entirely sure how it all came out really but I'm happy to roll with it!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

It is called wishful thinking...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I remember being a bit stuck for words bout 5/6 years ago when my colleague (a girl) just casually dropped into conversation 'you like a bit of cock you don't ya ?'

I'm so glad I didn't try and fluff my way round it - she's been a bit of a godsend in me accepting my sexual self."

Crikey I didn't realise. Just had to check your profile...

Your mate sounds cool. I bet you have fun afternoons in that office.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

when you are walking with him and you look at a sexy female wearing legging giving off that camel toe _iew....

and you say...

corr, did you see the clit on her...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Got asked if i was in work a couple of times.

Had an ex who got all funny when i told him i was bi,and then accused me every time i went out with female friends of having sex with them "

Yeah my ex accused me of shagging everything with a pulse. He knew from the start I was bi and funnily enough it was cool at the start.

In the cold light of day (my OP was half asleep late at night!) I realise now that he was probably just wishful thinking. I should've said no I'm straight.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody has a idea about me .. I look too angelic

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've always been upfront about my sexuality

I find it funny how having two women is a fantasy to men yet when offered most brick it lol!

Love to scare vanilla couples when I'm out with my best mate as we kiss & touch a lot (never bedded each other, prob never will) but seeing the guy freak out is funny

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nobody has a idea about me .. I look too angelic "

me too ...im just the "girl next door, who looks too tom boy ish to possibly dress up in crotchless tights,in a dress and go to clubs where naked people go" pmsl

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

It sound like the Vanilla not really Vanilla

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top