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By *uka OP   Man
over a year ago

Chester

Hi, could you all have a quick look at my profile please and let me know how I can improve it. Thanks for the help you lovely people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The text in your bio is a. bit bland. One step away from 'long walks in the country and snuggles on the sofa'

The bananas look past their best

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

I think it looks rather good

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Do something about the camera angle.

The pictures look like caricatures!

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By *uka OP   Man
over a year ago

Chester

Them bananas are perfectly ripe, don't be so picky. I'll put a bit more effort into my text. Thanks for the help.

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By *uka OP   Man
over a year ago

Chester

Thanks _nitter, would you change anything?

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Thanks _nitter, would you change anything?

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I think it's always a good idea to see what other gentleman on the forum have put on their profiles to get some ideas.

I also think it's worth being selective and considering the people you message

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

Aside from outdoor sex, what’s anything exciting to you?

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By *uka OP   Man
over a year ago

Chester

I don't tend to send a lot of messages, maybe that's where I'm going wrong. I probably just need a kick up my arse and make a bit more effort.

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By *uka OP   Man
over a year ago

Chester


"Aside from outdoor sex, what’s anything exciting to you? "

Good point, I need to give more details of what I want. I'm glad I posted the question now.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Try this.

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I am a 43 year old fit straight man and I'm looking to meet a laid back girl or couple for casual fun.

If superhero's wore capes they'd have slapped my arse, given me a banana and called me Kong.

Not saying I'm wild or anything, just no man is an island, but come visit or let me off this boat and I'll swing you from the rooftops.

You would be my Jane, and I would look at you gazing like an animal in heat, waiting for that word that chills me out or has my chest beating as I play with you as other men follow.

I'm excited to try outdoor sex, willing to try anything once.

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

Edit. Come back to your bio every week or so and have a read and edit it a bit. The more it sounds like you the more attractive it's going to be too the people you might be interested in.

I'm still editing mine down after five months.

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

look they rather like you or they dont simples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try this.

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I am a 43 year old fit straight man and I'm looking to meet a laid back girl or couple for casual fun.

If superhero's wore capes they'd have slapped my arse, given me a banana and called me Kong.

Not saying I'm wild or anything, just no man is an island, but come visit or let me off this boat and I'll swing you from the rooftops.

You would be my Jane, and I would look at you gazing like an animal in heat, waiting for that word that chills me out or has my chest beating as I play with you as other men follow.

I'm excited to try outdoor sex, willing to try anything once.

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By *uka OP   Man
over a year ago

Chester


"Try this.

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I am a 43 year old fit straight man and I'm looking to meet a laid back girl or couple for casual fun.

If superhero's wore capes they'd have slapped my arse, given me a banana and called me Kong.

Not saying I'm wild or anything, just no man is an island, but come visit or let me off this boat and I'll swing you from the rooftops.

You would be my Jane, and I would look at you gazing like an animal in heat, waiting for that word that chills me out or has my chest beating as I play with you as other men follow.

I'm excited to try outdoor sex, willing to try anything once.

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Ends. "

Thanks, that's brilliant. I won't copy it but use it to help improve mine.

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By *sername already in useMan
over a year ago

manchester

I for one am happy that somebody is finally giving bananas some well deserved time under the spotlight

It’s always cucumbers this and aubergines that,

bananas are the OG of dick shaped fruit

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By *uka OP   Man
over a year ago

Chester


"I for one am happy that somebody is finally giving bananas some well deserved time under the spotlight

It’s always cucumbers this and aubergines that,

bananas are the OG of dick shaped fruit "

I did do a full range of cupboard items too but didn't want to send people into a frenzy. The bananas seem to do the trick so I'll stick with that as my profile picture for now

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Try this.

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I am a 43 year old fit straight man and I'm looking to meet a laid back girl or couple for casual fun.

If superhero's wore capes they'd have slapped my arse, given me a banana and called me Kong.

Not saying I'm wild or anything, just no man is an island, but come visit or let me off this boat and I'll swing you from the rooftops.

You would be my Jane, and I would look at you gazing like an animal in heat, waiting for that word that chills me out or has my chest beating as I play with you as other men follow.

I'm excited to try outdoor sex, willing to try anything once.

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Ends. "
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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville


"Try this.

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I am a 43 year old fit straight man and I'm looking to meet a laid back girl or couple for casual fun.

If superhero's wore capes they'd have slapped my arse, given me a banana and called me Kong.

Not saying I'm wild or anything, just no man is an island, but come visit or let me off this boat and I'll swing you from the rooftops.

You would be my Jane, and I would look at you gazing like an animal in heat, waiting for that word that chills me out or has my chest beating as I play with you as other men follow.

I'm excited to try outdoor sex, willing to try anything once.

---

Ends.

Thanks, that's brilliant. I won't copy it but use it to help improve mine."

Glad you like it, but yeah, I doubt it'd work if you changed your pic sometime

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I personally find it irritating when profiles start with something like "I am 43 and a fit, straight man" as we have already just seen that in the bio.

Also "will try anything once" is surely not true as there are some nauseating and illegal acts you probably wouldn't want to try once.

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By *uka OP   Man
over a year ago

Chester

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By *uka OP   Man
over a year ago

Chester


"I personally find it irritating when profiles start with something like "I am 43 and a fit, straight man" as we have already just seen that in the bio.

Also "will try anything once" is surely not true as there are some nauseating and illegal acts you probably wouldn't want to try once. "

Good point, i suppose there's probably quite a lot that I don't want to try now I'm looking at it that way. Thanks for the input.

The general feeling I'm getting it to define exactly what I want to do or be part of.

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