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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Do you check your faeces?

Have been a poop checker for some time now, having an unwell parent that didn't check theirs until the later stages of illness I think its worth having a nose,

So do you?

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

If you check it first thing in the morning is that the prima faeces evidence you are looking for?

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman
over a year ago

lancashire

Always have a quick peep there's no blood present, and keep an eye on what's normal and what's not. Has to be done like you say.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Taking high dose iron tablets renders any attempt to inspect pointless. Turns it all a VERY funny colour

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever the wind takes me

Only as I wave bye bye to it when I flush.

I have issues in that department due to no gallbladder and medication that I’m on, so it always looks the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is exactly why I keep a colander in the bathroom

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Taking high dose iron tablets renders any attempt to inspect pointless. Turns it all a VERY funny colour "

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Same here KC² – I've started taking iron tablets and my **** resembles freshly quarried iron ore.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Taking high dose iron tablets renders any attempt to inspect pointless. Turns it all a VERY funny colour "

Mine went black tar

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By *adyinred696969Couple
over a year ago

Brecon

Erm....I'm reading this sat on the loo, never really thought about it but I'll check now.

Ok, all looks normal.

Now there's something I never ever considered I'd be doing when we started swinging, updating people on my....erm....health via a toilet observation

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Taking high dose iron tablets renders any attempt to inspect pointless. Turns it all a VERY funny colour

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Same here KC² – I've started taking iron tablets and my **** resembles freshly quarried iron ore."

Me too Nero .. 4 Pints of Guinness is the same right ??

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Always have a quick peep there's no blood present, and keep an eye on what's normal and what's not. Has to be done like you say. "

This. I don't go inspecting it all over. But it's good to keep check

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you check it first thing in the morning is that the prima faeces evidence you are looking for?"

I can't seem to produce morning motty

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Taking high dose iron tablets renders any attempt to inspect pointless. Turns it all a VERY funny colour

Mine went black tar "

Same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never used to when we were younger.

But its important to check at our age.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Taking high dose iron tablets renders any attempt to inspect pointless. Turns it all a VERY funny colour

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Same here KC² – I've started taking iron tablets and my **** resembles freshly quarried iron ore.

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Me too Nero .. 4 Pints of Guinness is the same right ?? "

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I don't drink Guinness™ Grumpmeister, but I believe you, young squire.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Erm....I'm reading this sat on the loo, never really thought about it but I'll check now.

Ok, all looks normal.

Now there's something I never ever considered I'd be doing when we started swinging, updating people on my....erm....health via a toilet observation "

There's threads on checking yourself IE cervical screening and the like, so I thought this could be included

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

What am I looking for exactly?

Edible glitter gives things a wonderful sparkly appearance though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had to put a dip stick in my turd recently for a test. It came back negative, so I think my turds are depressed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That happens many Irishmen after a skinful of guinness.

The Dutch have a "shelf" halfway down the bowl for your stool to conveniently land on whereupon you can examine it and take samples. its worth doing for checking for blood - Go to doctor straight away and hopefully its haemeroids (You Spell it!)

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By *rown_Bread78Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Glad you can't add photos to forum threads

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bumping

As I've received some news on my health regarding this. Which I'm not going to discuss, but what I will say is don't mock the thread please

Maybe take a thought for checking on your health

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have to have a look to see if you have left a seal in the toilet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You have to have a look to see if you have left a seal in the toilet "

And so it starts

Thanks pal

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