FabSwingers.com forum: Badly explain your job

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

For those that missed the last one

Just badly explain your job and let others guess what you do (unless you need to remain discreet or wish for it to remain private)

For example a Teacher could badly explain their job by saying

“I yell at uninterested children for 6 hours every day.”

So how are you going to badly explain your job

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

i wear a mask and scrubs,,

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Sell trees.

The mr

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"i wear a mask and scrubs,,"
dog washer?

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By *untogetherCouple
over a year ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.

People pay us to stalk them for a day and we provide proof of said stalking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Divergent wrangler.

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

Generally recieving passive aggressive emails for a living...

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"People pay us to stalk them for a day and we provide proof of said stalking. "
a swinger?

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By *untogetherCouple
over a year ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.

"People pay us to stalk them for a day and we provide proof of said stalking. a swinger?

I think with payment taking place that would fall more into prostitution than swinging

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"People pay us to stalk them for a day and we provide proof of said stalking. a swinger?

I think with payment taking place that would fall more into prostitution than swinging

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a pro#stitute swinger?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I point out the flaws in your work and tell you to fix them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They come in and ask about stuff. I recommend stuff, and they buy the stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I point out the flaws in your work and tell you to fix them

Hi Dad!

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"I point out the flaws in your work and tell you to fix them

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critic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I strong arm over 3000 men. I force them to listen to all my new and intriguing forensics mitigating solutionsfor hours and hours.

I also spend too much time convincing people to give me their money and promise to make them more money.

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By *untogetherCouple
over a year ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.

"People pay us to stalk them for a day and we provide proof of said stalking. a swinger?

I think with payment taking place that would fall more into prostitution than swinging

a pro#stitute swinger?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They come in and ask about stuff. I recommend stuff, and they buy the stuff. "

Il take an ounce

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"People pay us to stalk them for a day and we provide proof of said stalking. a swinger?

I think with payment taking place that would fall more into prostitution than swinging

a pro#stitute swinger?

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i was right wasn't i...... Knew it

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By *lice AgainTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Blood. Everywhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make nipples hard

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"For those that missed the last one

Just badly explain your job and let others guess what you do (unless you need to remain discreet or wish for it to remain private)

For example a Teacher could badly explain their job by saying

“I yell at uninterested children for 6 hours every day.”

So how are you going to badly explain your job"

I listen to torment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get yelled at down the phone by people who want me to help them

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By *rummymanMan
over a year ago

birmingham

"For those that missed the last one

Just badly explain your job and let others guess what you do (unless you need to remain discreet or wish for it to remain private)

For example a Teacher could badly explain their job by saying

“I yell at uninterested children for 6 hours every day.”

So how are you going to badly explain your job"

Previous job...

I look at body fluids and think WTF happened?

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By *untogetherCouple
over a year ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.

"People pay us to stalk them for a day and we provide proof of said stalking. a swinger?

I think with payment taking place that would fall more into prostitution than swinging

a pro#stitute swinger?

i was right wasn't i...... Knew it

You got us...now if you could just explain what a stitute swinger is that would be great. Want to make sure our clients completely understand the service we are providing

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By *inkyropecoupleCouple
over a year ago

carluke

Him - Drop things and make people warm

Her - satisfy people’s hunger

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

I make sure people do their job

Actually that ls not badly explained, it's accurate.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I do alot of screwing.

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By *immy996Man
over a year ago

mold

I shout at idiot motorists most of the day and then ignorant desk jockeys

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock

I find people

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

I take what I want

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I tell people what to think.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I make things stink & I poke eyes.

Mrs

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

I make my living elbowing people around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drive then stop then repeat

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Decipher hieroglyphics and dish out things which are not smarties....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love my job, but not the wankers that run it

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I make people happy by making the people that they love safe & happy.

And sometimes I shout at the authorities for not doing the above….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I Co supervise a bunch of crazy goblins.

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By *thfloorCouple
over a year ago

Hove

"Decipher hieroglyphics and dish out things which are not smarties...."

Easy! A pharmacist!

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By *thfloorCouple
over a year ago

Hove

"I make things stink & I poke eyes.

Mrs "

What is this though

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I look at a screen all day and make terrible decisions.

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By *ave1183Man
over a year ago

stansted

I clean rings in a wanking motion

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By *thfloorCouple
over a year ago

Hove

People would get their clothes off for me. I'd kneel before them. Sometimes I bled.

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By *ottodot123Couple
over a year ago

Gillingham

"People pay us to stalk them for a day and we provide proof of said stalking. "

Wedding photographer?

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By *ottodot123Couple
over a year ago

Gillingham

"I look at a screen all day and make terrible decisions. "

Sounds like what I do in my spare time tbf

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By *ottodot123Couple
over a year ago

Gillingham

"I Co supervise a bunch of crazy goblins. "

TA ?

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By *ottodot123Couple
over a year ago

Gillingham

"I make people happy by making the people that they love safe & happy.

And sometimes I shout at the authorities for not doing the above…."

Social Worker ?

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By *ottodot123Couple
over a year ago

Gillingham

"Drive then stop then repeat

Delivery driver

Or a John

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By *inkForLifeCouple
over a year ago

North Shields

I make sure only good packets get to their destination.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drive then stop then repeat

Delivery driver

Or a John "

Neither but it’s amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drive then stop then repeat

Delivery driver

Or a John "

Ps what’s a John

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He harasses people.

I make sure people feel good / have pleasure.

xx Jess

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By *redBlogs1965Man
over a year ago

LUTON

I facilitate the movement of millions of people

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By *ottodot123Couple
over a year ago

Gillingham

"Drive then stop then repeat

Delivery driver

Or a John

Ps what’s a John

Person who solicits pr*s*itutes.

Now I'm stuck though

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By *ottodot123Couple
over a year ago

Gillingham

"I make sure only good packets get to their destination. "

Postal customs ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drive then stop then repeat

Delivery driver

Or a John

Ps what’s a John

Person who solicits pr*s*itutes.

Now I'm stuck though "

Ohhhhhhhh deffo not a John

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Decipher hieroglyphics and dish out things which are not smarties....

Easy! A pharmacist!"

I'm a technician...

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I look at a screen all day and make terrible decisions.

Sounds like what I do in my spare time tbf "

I have a lot of spare time

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By *ottodot123Couple
over a year ago

Gillingham

"Drive then stop then repeat

Delivery driver

Or a John

Ps what’s a John

Person who solicits pr*s*itutes.

Now I'm stuck though

Ohhhhhhhh deffo not a John

Ha ha ha . Only teasing I promise

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By *ottodot123Couple
over a year ago

Gillingham

"I look at a screen all day and make terrible decisions.

Sounds like what I do in my spare time tbf

I have a lot of spare time

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By *inkForLifeCouple
over a year ago

North Shields

"I make sure only good packets get to their destination.

Postal customs ? "

Nope.

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By *rummymanMan
over a year ago

birmingham

"I facilitate the movement of millions of people"

Air traffic controller?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I twiddle my thumbs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I spend gamblers’s money

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By *inkForLifeCouple
over a year ago

North Shields

"I spend gamblers’s money "

Stock exchange etc?

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By *redBlogs1965Man
over a year ago

LUTON

More local then that

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

I refuse to sell legal drugs.

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By *oecutterMan
over a year ago

Clonakilty

I teach people skills others hate them for practicing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work in Pizza Hut.

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By *eartsmanMan
over a year ago

southeast , midlands, southern France

Move shit around for other people and companies

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
over a year ago

your head

Verbal punchbag for arseholes

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Ballsey mofo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get d*unk, collect airmiles and talk shit.

Often all three at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drive then stop then repeat

Delivery driver

Or a John

Ps what’s a John

Person who solicits pr*s*itutes.

Now I'm stuck though

Ohhhhhhhh deffo not a John

Ha ha ha . Only teasing I promise "

Hehe I can take it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I keep people alive.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"People pay us to stalk them for a day and we provide proof of said stalking. a swinger?

I think with payment taking place that would fall more into prostitution than swinging

a pro#stitute swinger?

i was right wasn't i...... Knew it

You got us...now if you could just explain what a stitute swinger is that would be great. Want to make sure our clients completely understand the service we are providing

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you swing but you charge for incidentals like hotel rooms and snacks etc

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By *TAXMan
over a year ago

Watford

Visual Technician

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

One of my jobs... I poke around in one your bodies orifices and make sure it's working properly

Tinder

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"I facilitate the movement of millions of people"

Ahaa, got it... you're CEO of Ex-Lax.

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"I work in Pizza Hut."

Are you Prince Andrew?

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"I refuse to sell legal drugs."

Do you work for NICE?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I work in Pizza Hut.

I'm Prince Andrew?"

I know.

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By *xxLandNxxxCouple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

N, make even bigger holes in the road for other people to fill back in

L, get naked and dance x

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By *cnugatugMan
over a year ago

Chatham

I push a trolly around and grab random peoples stuff from shelfs to then send out on delivery to said random person

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"Get d*unk, collect airmiles and talk shit.

Often all three at the same time "

Are you Jeremy Clarkson?

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By *irtydaddyreturnsMan
over a year ago

corby

As a plumber I fixed their leaks, then hoped they would leak for me

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By *AgerJMan
over a year ago

Carrickfergus

Master of double entry

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Responsible for human joint maintenance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell people how to do a job I've never done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell people how to do a job I've never done"

Construction site manager?

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By *heikyerboutiMan
over a year ago

Hinckley

I chat and play with children all day, then write about it at night.

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By *ensual-dominant-passionMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Wedding planner

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By *aughty in TamworthMan
over a year ago

Tamworth

The head chef is like the emperor of the kitchen, except without the crown or the ability to make decrees. They're basically a really bossy cook who tells other people what to do and takes credit for their hard work. It's kind of like being the captain of a sinking ship – you're in charge of it all, but you also have to do all the dirty work yourself. So basically, the head chef is a glorified dishwasher with a fancy title.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Like a zookeeper for small humans

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By *redBlogs1965Man
over a year ago

LUTON

"I facilitate the movement of millions of people

Ahaa, got it... you're CEO of Ex-Lax. "

Brilliant I'm going to put that in my email signature

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

I take people for a long walk and show them nice places to eat.

Gbat

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By *adyinred696969Couple
over a year ago

Brecon

Mart bends glass with his bare hands.

Jayne spends the night running up and down corridors looking in rooms.

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By *eachybobMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh ish

I convince idiots who think they know how to make things to buy things that they think they have designed while doing most of the hard work for them.

I'm the real idiot here aren't I...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CSI with metals but no glamorous assistants.

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By *archelCouple
over a year ago

A field somewhere

I cut wood smaller to make it bigger

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee

Sell suff to farmers

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"Like a zookeeper for small humans"

Nursery or primary school teacher?.. either that or Borrower holiday camp guard.

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"Sell suff to farmers"

Flat cap and wellie salesman.

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"I cut wood smaller to make it bigger"

Rabbi

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By *ilfbonaMan
over a year ago

birmingham

I access to the windows of your soul!

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"I teach people skills others hate them for practicing."

Bagpipe instructor?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look at pictures of people

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"I do alot of screwing."

Banker?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Listen to ppls stupid explanations as to why they cannot manage their money or feed their kids

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"I make sure people do their job

Actually that ls not badly explained, it's accurate. "

Proctologist?

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"Listen to ppls stupid explanations as to why they cannot manage their money or feed their kids"

Grandparent?

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"I make nipples hard"

Are you Jason Momoa?

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"I point out the flaws in your work and tell you to fix them

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By *ust little old me 13Man
over a year ago

Preston

I drive round like a cunt all day thinking I'm a rally driver,not giving a fuck for anyone,and throw objects into people's gardens with not an ounce of consideration

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By *aptain VMan
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

I help idiots with IT issues

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By *orthridingMan
over a year ago

Knutsford

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By *orthridingMan
over a year ago

Knutsford

I assist people using statute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make windows by breaking glass.

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By *axx82Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

"I help idiots with IT issues"

Modem reset expert?

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By *oungAtHeartCurvyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Mrs agony aunt for the community

Mr fills holes in peoples walls

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I touch semi naked people. They get relief and leave happy. (It's legit!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make people sexy and confident lol

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By *ogo1189Man
over a year ago

Rossendale

I draw circles on other peoples drawings and then tell people that they need to move some their lines out of my way. Some days I get to go on long drives and sit in traffic jams and shout at people on the phone or around a table which is usually too big for the room

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By *ogo1189Man
over a year ago

Rossendale

"I point out the flaws in your work and tell you to fix them

critic

Auditor

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"I take people for a long walk and show them nice places to eat.

Gbat"
tour guide for benidorm

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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago

Sandwich

I get to tell men and women in uniform what to do daily. I even tell them when they are allowed to take their breaks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I design cool stuff for other people to like other peoples stuff

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

matlock

I make the earth move

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By *osco78Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

The guardian writes about where I work most days and always gets it wrong

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By *espectfulhandMan
over a year ago

bristol

"I get to tell men and women in uniform what to do daily. I even tell them when they are allowed to take their breaks

McDonald’s manager…

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By *1ckles916Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

I ensure that things that go up stay up and only come down at the required safe point and place

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

Sometimes I'm helping people to stop the world going bang, sometimes I'm helping people make power more effective.

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By *icker2010Man
over a year ago

cambs/london/Norfolk

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By *icker2010Man
over a year ago

cambs/london/Norfolk

I look at penguins through windows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find can problems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in adult entertainment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I drive round like a cunt all day thinking I'm a rally driver,not giving a fuck for anyone,and throw objects into people's gardens with not an ounce of consideration "

Amazon delivery driver

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By *icker2010Man
over a year ago

cambs/london/Norfolk

"I ensure that things that go up stay up and only come down at the required safe point and place

Air traffic controller (or male prost1tute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like a zookeeper for small humans"

Nursery school teacher

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By *addyBeardest67Man
over a year ago

bridgend

Manage peoples safety as they lie about who they really are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suck fluids out of persons orrifice so someone else can put their hands in said orrifice to make them better.

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By *empted23Couple
over a year ago

countryside

I stop people dropping to their knee’s even if they are having fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hammering , nailing and screwing daily

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Hammering , nailing and screwing daily

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you're a plumber

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"I stop people dropping to their knee’s even if they are having fun "
deacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I point out the flaws in your work and tell you to fix them

Are you my boss? He is called Joe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shoving things in people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a hundred people below me

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By *hawn ScottMan
over a year ago

london Brixton

Bring someone into a room and interigate them

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By *untimes wantedMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield

my last job before retiring ,i made sure stuff you needed got into your house and stuff you definitely would not want in your house could get out even when all the doors and windows was shut and locked.

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By *empted23Couple
over a year ago

countryside

"I stop people dropping to their knee’s even if they are having fun deacon

I have thought of better

When your wet and enjoying things and you want to drop to your knees

I will step in and say “erm no, back up on your feet and grind “

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make things that make things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't support others I loathe being hospitable and detest telling others about good behaviour

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

God my job is boring I can't even explain it badly

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By *unthum62Man
over a year ago

Benidorm

I grow things unti they are full of juice.

Then squish them.

Hide the juice for about 5 years.

Then make people talk bollocks and fall over.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Throw computer parts together hoping they work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For those that missed the last one

Just badly explain your job and let others guess what you do (unless you need to remain discreet or wish for it to remain private)

For example a Teacher could badly explain their job by saying

“I yell at uninterested children for 6 hours every day.”

So how are you going to badly explain your job"

I sit behind a computer and do things that nobody except my direct manager understands that make the company work efficiently.

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By *urvy miss DWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Poorly paid community drug dealer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poorly paid community drug dealer"

Pharmacist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God my job is boring I can't even explain it badly

Awesome

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By *ysticmykeyMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I get yelled at down the phone by people who want me to help them

That’s a big part of my job, too.

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By * Town CoupleCouple
over a year ago

walsall

Filling cracks all day …..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

usually spending hours on handsfree while yelling at the incompetent. Highly rewarding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I point out the flaws in your work and tell you to fix them

A woman

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