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By *andycandy88 OP Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

I just had a follow request from one of the social media platforms I'm on and the person's last name was cockrum made me chuckle

What's the funniest surname you heard of?

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By *lashbang579Couple
over a year ago

London

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

"I just had a follow request from one of the social media platforms I'm on and the person's last name was cockrum made me chuckle

What's the funniest surname you heard of?

Love it!

I used to look after a child....Her Mothers surname was Eggby. The Dad's name was Bacon

Yep, they hyphenated the name for the child who was Eggby-Bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ho you fat

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By *lashbang579Couple
over a year ago

London

Badcock is the funniest Mr has heard.

Difficult to keep a straight face In a professional environment.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I knew a family called The Tits growing up

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I knew a Mr Tickle

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By *orth London Bi GuyMan
over a year ago

North East London

There used to be a guy on local news in th south called

Chris Peacock

Makes me laugh every time he was introduced..

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By *andycandy88 OP Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

"I just had a follow request from one of the social media platforms I'm on and the person's last name was cockrum made me chuckle

What's the funniest surname you heard of?

Love it!

I used to look after a child....Her Mothers surname was Eggby. The Dad's name was Bacon

Yep, they hyphenated the name for the child who was Eggby-Bacon

What a match made in heaven loool Eggby Bacon

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By *andycandy88 OP Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

"Badcock is the funniest Mr has heard.

Difficult to keep a straight face In a professional environment.

LOOOL Badcock if I had a surname like that I would tell everyone the first c is silent so its pronounced Badock instead

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By *andycandy88 OP Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

"Ho you fat "

Was this an oriental last name?

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By *andycandy88 OP Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

"I knew a family called The Tits growing up

Lmao that must make everyone in a serious place laugh, dentist the bank

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By *andycandy88 OP Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

"There used to be a guy on local news in th south called

Chris Peacock

Makes me laugh every time he was introduced.."

I went to school with a Peacock also. He was in my year at secondary school

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cockrum sounds perfect to me.

I used to know a family with the surname Hoare and they had no sense of humour on the subject.

oopsy!

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"I just had a follow request from one of the social media platforms I'm on and the person's last name was cockrum made me chuckle

What's the funniest surname you heard of?

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Wibble

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By *andycandy88 OP Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

"Cockrum sounds perfect to me.

I used to know a family with the surname Hoare and they had no sense of humour on the subject.

oopsy!"

Oh gosh those Hoare's

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By *andycandy88 OP Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

"I just had a follow request from one of the social media platforms I'm on and the person's last name was cockrum made me chuckle

What's the funniest surname you heard of?

Wibble

Wibble wobble

loool

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By *rummymanMan
over a year ago

birmingham

"I just had a follow request from one of the social media platforms I'm on and the person's last name was cockrum made me chuckle

What's the funniest surname you heard of?

Baumgartner (bum gardner)

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By *rummymanMan
over a year ago

birmingham

"I just had a follow request from one of the social media platforms I'm on and the person's last name was cockrum made me chuckle

What's the funniest surname you heard of?

Actual name of a girl I knew: Randy Bastad!

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By *rummymanMan
over a year ago

birmingham

"I just had a follow request from one of the social media platforms I'm on and the person's last name was cockrum made me chuckle

What's the funniest surname you heard of?

Heard a lady called Teresa (Tess)

Married a guy with the surname Tickle...so she became Tess Tickle!!

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By *andycandy88 OP Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

"I just had a follow request from one of the social media platforms I'm on and the person's last name was cockrum made me chuckle

What's the funniest surname you heard of?

Actual name of a girl I knew: Randy Bastad!

Her first name is Randy?

Looooll to Baum gartner

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By *untogetherCouple
over a year ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.

When I used to work for an insurance company I was taking someone's details down and her child's name was...Sexlotta...

I had to ask her to spell it, as I was sure I must have heard her incorrectly... nope...S.E.X.L.O.T.T.A

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Well famously

Felix Baumgartner.

Always thought bum gardener would be a better name.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had someone at school called "Lillycrap", and I worked for a place that had client called "Cockburn" (pronounced Coburn).

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By *iren4uWoman
over a year ago

jersey channel islands

"Ho you fat "

I eat a lot

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I know a Cumming and a Cockburn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ho you fat

Was this an oriental last name?

No he’s a French Black basketball player. They were calling a game and the commentators were laughing because they had to apologise when saying his name. Clip went viral on twitter. Googled it and it’s true. His name is Steeve Ho You Fat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ho you fat

I eat a lot"

My kind of woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I worked with a Krutch, my driving instructor was Mrs Citdown (c said like s) and I went to school with a Shafter

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By *iren4uWoman
over a year ago

jersey channel islands

"Ho you fat

I eat a lot

My kind of woman "

;) of dick lol

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By *andycandy88 OP Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

"When I used to work for an insurance company I was taking someone's details down and her child's name was...Sexlotta...

I had to ask her to spell it, as I was sure I must have heard her incorrectly... nope...S.E.X.L.O.T.T.A"

blimey looool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ho you fat

I eat a lot

My kind of woman

;) of dick lol"

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By *andycandy88 OP Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

"We had someone at school called "Lillycrap", and I worked for a place that had client called "Cockburn" (pronounced Coburn)."

Poor Lilly

loool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ho you fat

I eat a lot

My kind of woman

;) of dick lol

Have you tried pickles

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By *andycandy88 OP Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

"Ho you fat

Was this an oriental last name?

Ohh right ok

What a name

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By *ornynorfolkguyMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk

Went to school with a lad called Justin Seaman.

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By *andycandy88 OP Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

"Went to school with a lad called Justin Seaman. "

Oh dear

did he ever get called a fisherman?

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Girl I used to work with, Cummings, always make me giggle.

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Cummings

Gaylord

Cocker

Can't

Pysor (pisser)

Knew a guy called Ben Down and a woman called jo king.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

I used to know someone who's surname was Rawbone he was a chef which always amused me.

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By *iren4uWoman
over a year ago

jersey channel islands

"Ho you fat

I eat a lot

My kind of woman

;) of dick lol

Have you tried pickles

I like pickles

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By *andycandy88 OP Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

"Girl I used to work with, Cummings, always make me giggle."

So glad I'm a Henry

My mum's last name is Cummins makes me laugh too

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By *andycandy88 OP Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

"Cummings

Gaylord

Cocker

Can't

Pysor (pisser)

Knew a guy called Ben Down and a woman called jo king."

Gaylord

Mr Can't

blimey LOOOL

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By *andycandy88 OP Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

"I used to know someone who's surname was Rawbone he was a chef which always amused me."

Ooh how ironic

LOOOL

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By *uchasGMan
over a year ago

Northwest

I knew a Woodcock...used to call him Splinter Dick

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By *andycandy88 OP Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

"I knew a Woodcock...used to call him Splinter Dick

OUCH loooool

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

On the e-mail address list at a place where I used to work there was a lady whose surname was Doubledee. You just know people have said to her "and are you?"

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By *oco_marsWoman
over a year ago

Stockport

Our cooking teacher was called Mrs Cooke

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

Bought a WW1 medal group to Private Cockhead.

Local gravestone :- Fanny Rust

Knew a girl named Reckless,married a lad named Burke,she was known as Reckless Burke.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

my young school friend surname was handcock I understand in those days nobody gave a shit and wouldn't see it as amusing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scottish footballer Goodwillie

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
over a year ago

London (She/Her)

Briefly worked for the Rt Hon The Baroness Garden of Frognal PC - yes, her name is Lady Garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was at a golf day with a guy whose surname was swallow! His wife called and he called her Irene…. When he got off the phone I couldn’t wait to ask…. So your wife is Mrs I Swallow! His look said maybe I wasn’t the first to say it! ??

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By *rmrshorny2Couple
over a year ago

Seaside

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By *rmrshorny2Couple
over a year ago

Seaside

I know the farmer balls daughter orphelia

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By *eart31Couple
over a year ago

Broxburn

Woman that lived in my house before us was called Cockburn

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

Knew a guy called Alecock

Gets called 'Beerwilly'

Knew a guy called 'Fender' gets called 'Sexo'

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By *odevilWoman
over a year ago

exeter

Right these are some of my favourites I've encountered:

Mrs Gotobed

Mr Green grass

Mr Drinkwater

Mrs Slugg

Mrs Death (no apostrophe to indicate the 'dee-Ath' pronunciation)

Mr Richard Head (I swear to god)

Lord Gay

Mrs A Pipe

Mr Cronk

But the absolute pinnacle was at work a colleague asked me to call a Mrs Knobsucker. I assumed ot was a wind up and laughed my head off and then got told off for being childish and unprofessional (I mean, COME ON!)

I still think there was a chance it was a wind up but I sort of hope it was true.

I did make the call but knew there was no chance of me addressing her by name without hysterical laughter and so stuck rigidly to "Madam".

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"I just had a follow request from one of the social media platforms I'm on and the person's last name was cockrum made me chuckle

What's the funniest surname you heard of?

Love it!

I used to look after a child....Her Mothers surname was Eggby. The Dad's name was Bacon

Yep, they hyphenated the name for the child who was Eggby-Bacon

Poor kid

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Right these are some of my favourites I've encountered:

Mrs Gotobed

Mr Green grass

Mr Drinkwater

Mrs Slugg

Mrs Death (no apostrophe to indicate the 'dee-Ath' pronunciation)

Mr Richard Head (I swear to god)

Lord Gay

Mrs A Pipe

Mr Cronk

I still think there was a chance it was a wind up but I sort of hope it was true.

I did make the call but knew there was no chance of me addressing her by name without hysterical laughter and so stuck rigidly to "Madam".

LMFAO

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"I just had a follow request from one of the social media platforms I'm on and the person's last name was cockrum made me chuckle

What's the funniest surname you heard of?

Imasillycunt.

Philip J Imasillycunt

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

I knew a Dr Penis once.

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By *odevilWoman
over a year ago

exeter

"I just had a follow request from one of the social media platforms I'm on and the person's last name was cockrum made me chuckle

What's the funniest surname you heard of?

Imasillycunt.

Philip J Imasillycunt "

And was he?

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By *odevilWoman
over a year ago

exeter

Also, at school I knew a boy called: Alan Allen

And while it's not the funniest, I just could never wrap my head around why the parents (presumably knowing their surname was Allen) would choose to call their son Alan?!

I mean how unimaginative do you have to be?

"Shall we call him...uhhh...Alan?"

"Yeah that'll do."

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Daisy Duckworth!

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Annette curtain

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I did find a family of Trolls on the work database.

Mr & Mrs Troll and their Troll children

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glasscock.

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By *an DeLyonMan
over a year ago

County Durham

I knew a guy called

Eric Shun

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By *an DeLyonMan
over a year ago

County Durham

Cockburn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I knew a guy called

Eric Shun

Hahaha. … that’s got to be a lie!!!

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I was at college with a lad called Growcock.

As a child I lived near a girl called Teresa Green - what were her parents thinking?!

I also knew of an elderly lady called Fanny Duce...

Nita

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