FabSwingers.com forum: What's the best advice you could give in just 4 words?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mine would be:

Don't have any regrets

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Don't be a cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shut the fuck up.

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By *archelCouple
over a year ago

A field somewhere

Be nice to eachother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't get fashionable tattoos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t eat American chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't be a cunt."

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By *leasureseekers123Couple
over a year ago

Heathrow

Be kind to everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always trust your gut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always trust your gut"

Especially after a curry!

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By *ussylover222Man
over a year ago

wigan

Nice to be nice

Don’t eat yellow snow

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Never eat yellow snow

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

One life, live it!

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By *ucsherMan
over a year ago

Stevenage/Uxbridge

Quit work, go travel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t eat yellow snow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seconded

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By *eartsmanMan
over a year ago

southeast , midlands, southern France

Be honest & kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But low, sell high

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

Run for the hills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go and fuck yourself.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Send women to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

London

Live, love life, fuck

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By *oecutterMan
over a year ago

Clonakilty

The majority is wrong.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Just go for it

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

Rise above it all

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By *annybrowneyesMan
over a year ago

Paddock Wood

Learn how to count, knobhead

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Grass isn’t always greener

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Things always work out.

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

Listen to your gut

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By *dmit-itMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Have you got contraception

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By *dmit-itMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Always have a condom

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By *ayHaychMan
over a year ago

Leeds (Home) / Sheffield (Work)

Just say fuck it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't send dick pics

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By *archelCouple
over a year ago

A field somewhere

No glove, no love.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get out of town

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Don't lick after chilis

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Row your own canoe

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By *erendipityMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Be kind to yourself

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Join dragons den thread

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By *inkyropecoupleCouple
over a year ago

carluke

Don’t drink the water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop being a twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be true to yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work hard, play harder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spread more kindness everywhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll give you 2:

Wear Sunscreen!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perfect as you are

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Don’t pick at it

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By *ogo1189Man
over a year ago

Rossendale

Never stop asking questions

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Be nice / enjoy life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give it some thought.

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By *mber81Woman
over a year ago

Chorley, Eng

It can get better.

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

Healing is not linear.

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By *ogo1189Man
over a year ago

Rossendale

Don’t assume everybody can count

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

No woman, no cry.

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Or, should that be?

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

No woman, no sex.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Healing is not linear. "

That's heavy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Indicate before moving lane.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get out of fab

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Do fancy a fuck

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Don’t be a dick.

(I know someone already said ‘don’t be a cunt’ but really, this one bears repeating. It’s the one rule. Every other rule boils down to this.)

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Love you, consider others

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By *oadsafun1960Man
over a year ago

Somerset & Hertfordshire

Love can overcome anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't give a shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t eat pink chicken.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Give up, just quit

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By *ornycpl2000Couple
over a year ago

Swansea

Respect respect respect respect

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Keep your dick covered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Respect respect respect respect "

Just a little bit

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Don't listen to advice

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By *each_PittWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

Go your own way

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Give what you’d receive.

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

Put that down now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Listen more, speak less

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By *cnugatugMan
over a year ago

Chatham

Please don't be pushy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give up and leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't be a deck.

Thank goodness for contractions, Data would struggle with this game.

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

Lick it and see

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By *k98765Couple
over a year ago

birmingham

Don’t suck dirty cocks

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

They don't like it (up em)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t send face pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t send face pics "

Don’t ask for tributes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t send face pics

Don’t ask for tributes

^^ this

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Don't do it ever

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London

Not advice, more a motivational quote, but I like:

'Eat. Sleep. Conquer. Repeat.'

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By *heGigglersCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands

Dont be a prick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make t’forums great again

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By *he_13th_ghostWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

No penis no problem

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By *rofessorMarcusMan
over a year ago

Chorley

Don't expect much . ..

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Social media isn’t reality.

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By *orth London Bi GuyMan
over a year ago

North East London

"Don’t eat American chocolate "

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Don’t eat yellow snow

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By *utterfly64Woman
over a year ago

Raynes Park

Save hard, party harder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one really cares

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By *rudiesCouple
over a year ago

here

Fuck who you want

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By *enis ColadaMan
over a year ago

Totnes

Be yourself,be unique

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Don't expect a date

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By *hilledGuyClactonMan
over a year ago

Little clacton

Life is too short

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Avoid Pumpkin Spice Lattes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women are always right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women love the peni

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

You've got one life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum in my mouth

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Flick over next page

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kit off, hop on.

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple
over a year ago

on the move

Don't drink and text.

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By *thfloorCouple
over a year ago

Hove

"Perfect as you are"

this too shall pass

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Don't come in here

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By *erces LetiferMan
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters

Stop lying. Be honest.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

He is too short

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Don't listen to pricks

Mrs

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Be kind to hedgehogs

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Choose very very carefully

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Don't talk to dicks

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Probably the same as Northern Stars.

Stay true to yourself.

Actually, one more.

Don't be a twunt.

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

Never gamble on farts

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By *hawn ScottMan
over a year ago

london Brixton

Put yourself first

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Put yourself first please"

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By *ogo1189Man
over a year ago

Rossendale

Always smell test it

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By *ogo1189Man
over a year ago

Rossendale

Never force a fart

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By *espectfulhandMan
over a year ago

bristol

If you fall, rise.

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By *j60Man
over a year ago

leeds

Let's fuck each other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just be your self

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By *enn68Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Count 1 2 3 4 ...

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

Never eat yellow snow

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Have a long wank.

Solves a lot of problems.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Fuck around, find out

Lonley islands version of You only live once

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Don't take stranger's advice

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Be kind to hedgehogs"

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock

Always trust your instincts

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Less talking, more listening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go ask somebody else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep your enemies closer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always wear matching underwear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send pics of boobs

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Read the previous posts

(especially the multitudinous ones about yellow snow)

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By *dmundwilsonMan
over a year ago

Llandudno

This so true but you ‘know’ in your back brain. Deference, compassion, manners, decency, even ambition can cloud iur vision though.

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Don't procrastinate; just do.

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Dont take my advice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go with your gut

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

"Row your own canoe"

Does one row a canoe?

I mean one rows a boat yes, but do you not “paddle” s canoe?

Should you not say “paddle your own canoe”?

Anyway my four word saying would be :

Do not be pedantic

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Dont eat yellow snow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shut the fuck up

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By *antam AvershiresMan
over a year ago

Falme

Wear sunscreen, reapply frequently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck me now please

Sorry but not sorry

Not interested thank you

Kind regards as always

As you do, always

Laughter is best medicine

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

I can do it in just three

Mirror, signal maneuver

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By *ogo1189Man
over a year ago

Rossendale

Don’t kick da baby

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Row your own canoe

Does one row a canoe?

I mean one rows a boat yes, but do you not “paddle” s canoe?

Should you not say “paddle your own canoe”?

Anyway my four word saying would be :

Do not be pedantic

Don't paddle pink canoe?

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Reap what you sow.

Gbat

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By *ogo1189Man
over a year ago

Rossendale

Remember the safe word

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Life is too short

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By *oodford60Man
over a year ago

Woodford

Don’t fuck around anymore

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Fuck the consequences mate.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get up before 9

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By *lay 4 your plessureMan
over a year ago

Wigan

Get free money by

Sorry, ran out of words!

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By *uddy laneMan
over a year ago

dudley

Run for the hills.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't follow my advice

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Up Your Frock!

Stay off the forums!!!

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Happiness depends upon ourselves

Be curious, not judgmental

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Get to the choppa!!!

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By *TinyDelight-Woman
over a year ago

City Centre

Life's better when laughing

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Chichester

Live with no remorse

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By *rlandoMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

go back finish college

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By *izredCouple
over a year ago

mid cornwall

Go on, touch it.

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By *ostindreamsMan
over a year ago

London

Be truthful to yourself

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Don’t simply exist, live.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Don't fucking do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chase after your dreams

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Not a good idea

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Always err toward kindness

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Happiness is a choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always pay attention in school.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Bend with your knees

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Look after your broom.

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