FabSwingers.com forum: How long is "a while"?

By *ulieAndBeef OP Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Help settle a Beef V Julie argument.

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything over 5 business days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Longer than a bit but shorter than the near future.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Contextual. In flux.

Waiting a while for an orgasm could be a few torturous minutes, it could be dragged out over days and still be a while.

In terms of I'll finish sorting the spare room out in a while, I'm on 16 months and counting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Longer than 2 weeks

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

More than a bit

Significantly more than a mo

Shorter than ages

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London

Without context, can't say - generally ranging from a few minutes to years even if talking about something long term.

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By *ulieAndBeef OP Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

None of you except Prey are helping me in the slightest here. I'm not giving the context because it will definitely go against me then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couple hours I’d say?

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London

"None of you except Prey are helping me in the slightest here. I'm not giving the context because it will definitely go against me then.

My reply was pretty similar! I should get partial credit at least

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"None of you except Prey are helping me in the slightest here. I'm not giving the context because it will definitely go against me then.

Out!!!!!!!

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By *ulieAndBeef OP Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

It's already been 12 hours, a few more won't make thaaaat much difference?

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By *ulieAndBeef OP Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Couple hours I’d say?"

Thanks Fluffy

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By *ulieAndBeef OP Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"None of you except Prey are helping me in the slightest here. I'm not giving the context because it will definitely go against me then.

Out!!!!!!!"

Sensible.

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By *thfloorCouple
over a year ago

Hove

"None of you except Prey are helping me in the slightest here. I'm not giving the context because it will definitely go against me then.

so you know you're in the wrong eh!

I'm with duke, without context it could be anything. But I wanted to chip in and say R&I argued this very afternoon over the acceptable number of "several years"!

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By *ulieAndBeef OP Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"None of you except Prey are helping me in the slightest here. I'm not giving the context because it will definitely go against me then.

so you know you're in the wrong eh!

I'm with duke, without context it could be anything. But I wanted to chip in and say R&I argued this very afternoon over the acceptable number of "several years"!"

I am not in the wrong. He is. So there.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Same as a ball of string

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"It's already been 12 hours, a few more won't make thaaaat much difference?

Beef.

Give the woman what she wants.

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By *mber81Woman
over a year ago

Chorley, Eng

"Help settle a Beef V Julie argument.

Thank you

Is it taking a while to settle this argument?

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London

Seems like the verdict had already been reached and this whole exercise was futile lol. I'm sorry, Beef, whatever it was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Couple hours I’d say?

Thanks Fluffy

Anything longer and you’d say ‘tomorrow’ or ‘a few days/weeks’

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By *ulieAndBeef OP Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"It's already been 12 hours, a few more won't make thaaaat much difference?

Beef.

Give the woman what she wants."

This is what she wants

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By *ulieAndBeef OP Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Seems like the verdict had already been reached and this whole exercise was futile lol. I'm sorry, Beef, whatever it was."

It's not over until I've had my orgasm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Using the super scientific crocodile and alligator method. A while would be a few hours and later would be longer time frame.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"It's already been 12 hours, a few more won't make thaaaat much difference?

Beef.

Give the woman what she wants.

This is what she wants

Right. I had enough of this sort of nonsense last night.

Fucking give her what she actually wants already

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London

"Seems like the verdict had already been reached and this whole exercise was futile lol. I'm sorry, Beef, whatever it was.

It's not over until I've had my orgasm.

Once you've had it, I think the lesson here should be to use metric time measurements (seconds, minutes, hours) to avoid ambiguity

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

I already told you - 1 minute tops!!!

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By *ulieAndBeef OP Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Seems like the verdict had already been reached and this whole exercise was futile lol. I'm sorry, Beef, whatever it was.

It's not over until I've had my orgasm.

Once you've had it, I think the lesson here should be to use metric time measurements (seconds, minutes, hours) to avoid ambiguity

Good idea! But it was his wording not mine. I would happily diary them.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"Using the super scientific crocodile and alligator method. A while would be a few hours and later would be longer time frame. "

Yer bugger...you nicked my gag!

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By *ulieAndBeef OP Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"It's already been 12 hours, a few more won't make thaaaat much difference?

Beef.

Give the woman what she wants.

This is what she wants

Right. I had enough of this sort of nonsense last night.

Fucking give her what she actually wants already

Thank you. As long as it's today no one will die!

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By *ulieAndBeef OP Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"I already told you - 1 minute tops!!!"

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"It's already been 12 hours, a few more won't make thaaaat much difference?

Beef.

Give the woman what she wants.

This is what she wants

Right. I had enough of this sort of nonsense last night.

Fucking give her what she actually wants already

Thank you. As long as it's today no one will die!

Just use the Cornish 'Dreckly' time standard...which seems to vary from soon to sometime in the near future

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm with Beef

But I do luv ya J

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By *ulieAndBeef OP Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"I'm with Beef

But I do luv ya J

Oh my word SS!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm with Beef

But I do luv ya J

Oh my word SS!

I've let you down and you were supportive in my time of need, and in my smoking screw up. How can i make it up to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends if its a wee while or a long while.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair, London / Sheffield

It's this long:

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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

If it’s not done before you go to bed then it’s gonna be longer than a while !

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By *ulieAndBeef OP Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"I'm with Beef

But I do luv ya J

Oh my word SS!

I've let you down and you were supportive in my time of need, and in my smoking screw up. How can i make it up to you

That's up to him because that's the bastard way it bastard works

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Is there anything he doesn't want to wait for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm with Beef

But I do luv ya J

Oh my word SS!

I've let you down and you were supportive in my time of need, and in my smoking screw up. How can i make it up to you

That's up to him because that's the bastard way it bastard works

(Whispers

Beef,

Stretch it out and make her squirm a little

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Ooft SS those cigarettes today have made you mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooft SS those cigarettes today have made you mean

really

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

How long is too long?

Being single it’s all relative…

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By *ulieAndBeef OP Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"How long is too long?

Being single it’s all relative…

I will remember this.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

It depends on the thing that's going to take a while, having a big poo could take a while but travelling from south coast to Scotland takes much longer but both take a while

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"It depends on the thing that's going to take a while, having a big poo could take a while but travelling from south coast to Scotland takes much longer but both take a while "

You are obsessed with having a poop

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By *ulieAndBeef OP Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Is there anything he doesn't want to wait for? "

No. He is annoying like that.

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By *ulieAndBeef OP Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"It depends on the thing that's going to take a while, having a big poo could take a while but travelling from south coast to Scotland takes much longer but both take a while "

Both would be quicker than this "while"

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Is there anything he doesn't want to wait for?

No. He is annoying like that.

FAF?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Is there anything he doesn't want to wait for?

No. He is annoying like that.

He’s just needy… bless his cotton socks

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By *ulieAndBeef OP Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Is there anything he doesn't want to wait for?

No. He is annoying like that.

FAF? "

Yes. Yes I do. As long as it comes with an orgasm.

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By *aulhornyladMan
over a year ago

Sunderland

A while stuck in a queue at the post office is around 3 minutes but a while between sex is a life time or so it feels like

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By *ulieAndBeef OP Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Is there anything he doesn't want to wait for?

No. He is annoying like that.

FAF?

Yes. Yes I do. As long as it comes with an orgasm.

That was slightly embarrassingly brazen!

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By *ulieAndBeef OP Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Is there anything he doesn't want to wait for?

No. He is annoying like that.

He’s just needy… bless his cotton socks

I don't feel like you're helping me here LB.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair, London / Sheffield

"Is there anything he doesn't want to wait for?

No. He is annoying like that.

He’s just needy… bless his cotton socks

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He wears silk socks, Le Petit Oiseau, and deservedly so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends how its said.

"I'll only be a wee while"

"my god you have been a while"

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Is there anything he doesn't want to wait for?

No. He is annoying like that.

FAF?

Yes. Yes I do. As long as it comes with an orgasm.

It will come with mine. I can't promise any others. Does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

14 days

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By *ulieAndBeef OP Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Depends how its said.

"I'll only be a wee while"

"my god you have been a while"

How about, 'enjoy these orgasms because they're the last ones I'm going to let you have for a while'?

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By *ulieAndBeef OP Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Is there anything he doesn't want to wait for?

No. He is annoying like that.

FAF?

Yes. Yes I do. As long as it comes with an orgasm.

It will come with mine. I can't promise any others. Does that count? "

I'm glad you clarified beforehand. As long as you're ok with me doing the same we'll be fine.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Is there anything he doesn't want to wait for?

No. He is annoying like that.

He’s just needy… bless his cotton socks

I don't feel like you're helping me here LB.

Sowwy

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By *ulieAndBeef OP Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Depends how its said.

"I'll only be a wee while"

"my god you have been a while"

How about, 'enjoy these orgasms because they're the last ones I'm going to let you have for a while'?

OMG! You went there.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Is there anything he doesn't want to wait for?

No. He is annoying like that.

He’s just needy… bless his cotton socks

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He wears silk socks, Le Petit Oiseau, and deservedly so.

I know darling. He is quite the man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends how its said.

"I'll only be a wee while"

"my god you have been a while"

A while is too long then lol

How about, 'enjoy these orgasms because they're the last ones I'm going to let you have for a while'?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Depends how its said.

"I'll only be a wee while"

"my god you have been a while"

How about, 'enjoy these orgasms because they're the last ones I'm going to let you have for a while'?

I absolutely knew this was going to happen

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"It depends on the thing that's going to take a while, having a big poo could take a while but travelling from south coast to Scotland takes much longer but both take a while

You are obsessed with having a poop

That's a bit extreme, there's nothing like losing a few pounds though

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"It depends on the thing that's going to take a while, having a big poo could take a while but travelling from south coast to Scotland takes much longer but both take a while

Both would be quicker than this "while"

Oh dear, in that case it's ages

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"It depends on the thing that's going to take a while, having a big poo could take a while but travelling from south coast to Scotland takes much longer but both take a while

You are obsessed with having a poop

That's a bit extreme, there's nothing like losing a few pounds though

Where do you poop that is costs money?

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By *ulieAndBeef OP Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I would like to pull up my esteemed husband on his maths. It's actually been 21 hours. 12 hours ago was just an exercise in frustration.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

More than a mo.

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

I'll give my answer in a while...

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"It depends on the thing that's going to take a while, having a big poo could take a while but travelling from south coast to Scotland takes much longer but both take a while

You are obsessed with having a poop

That's a bit extreme, there's nothing like losing a few pounds though

Where do you poop that is costs money?

Harods charge by the sheet

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"It depends on the thing that's going to take a while, having a big poo could take a while but travelling from south coast to Scotland takes much longer but both take a while

You are obsessed with having a poop

That's a bit extreme, there's nothing like losing a few pounds though

Where do you poop that is costs money?

Piccadilly station

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I would like to pull up my esteemed husband on his maths. It's actually been 21 hours. 12 hours ago was just an exercise in frustration.

33 hours is a long while

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair, London / Sheffield

Bumping this because it's, umm, been a while...

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

A few years!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I asked the crocodile and they really couldn't define it exactly, but they did suggest I ask the alligator, later on for some guidance.

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By *uncpl187Couple
over a year ago

Ramsgate

More than a month. Wife is going through the menopause.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Help settle a Beef V Julie argument.

Thank you

J"
could be 10 years

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By *ulieAndBeef OP Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Turns out his idea of a while was 23 hours. 3 of those hours felt far, far longer.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Depends a while at home maybe 5/10 mins, a while in planning things maybe 2/3 weeks.

Mrs

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