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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Travelling

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks.

Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes - assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls.

The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much, or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show 'em that. But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves, because pussies are only an inch-and-a-half away from assholes.

I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us fuck this asshole, we are going to have our dicks and our pussies all covered in shit.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

It completely reminded me of that too!

Thank you similar-brained person!

J

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

(and I got laid today too )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All I can think of is Never Forget by Take That.

So much so I couldn't read anything you'd said OP.

Sorry

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"All I can think of is Never Forget by Take That.

So much so I couldn't read anything you'd said OP.

Sorry "

I have that running through my head too!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"All I can think of is Never Forget by Take That.

So much so I couldn't read anything you'd said OP.

Sorry "

^ She got dickstracted.

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Travelling


"All I can think of is Never Forget by Take That.

So much so I couldn't read anything you'd said OP.

Sorry

I have that running through my head too! "

Oi! Assholes, don't derail the thread. Very wise words have been said in the op.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks.

Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes - assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls.

The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much, or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show 'em that. But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves, because pussies are only an inch-and-a-half away from assholes.

I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us fuck this asshole, we are going to have our dicks and our pussies all covered in shit."

Are you OK?

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"All I can think of is Never Forget by Take That.

So much so I couldn't read anything you'd said OP.

Sorry

"

I never thought I'd say this, but you're in a better place I think.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"All I can think of is Never Forget by Take That.

So much so I couldn't read anything you'd said OP.

Sorry "

I thought about take that too lol

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Whatever it is that you drink I need one to understand that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All I can think of is Never Forget by Take That.

So much so I couldn't read anything you'd said OP.

Sorry "

NEEEEEEVER FORGET WHERE YOURE COMING FROM

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Travelling


"Whatever it is that you drink I need one to understand that... "

It makes perfect sense!

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Travelling


"It completely reminded me of that too!

Thank you similar-brained person!

J"

I knew I liked you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No problem Howard.

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"Whatever it is that you drink I need one to understand that...

It makes perfect sense! "

It's just very "shouty"...

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Travelling


"Whatever it is that you drink I need one to understand that...

It makes perfect sense!

It's just very "shouty"... "

There are no caps.

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By *urple-roseWoman
over a year ago

Stoke

Let me explain to you the kind of man Gary is. He's a man who knows that when you put another man's cock in your mouth, you make a pact. A bond that cannot be broken. He's a man so dedicated that he will get down on his knees and put that cock right in his mouth.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

My head hurts

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"Whatever it is that you drink I need one to understand that...

It makes perfect sense!

It's just very "shouty"...

There are no caps. "

The tone of it, doesn't have to be in caps to read like it ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All I can think of is Never Forget by Take That.

So much so I couldn't read anything you'd said OP.

Sorry "

^She's cum so far.

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Travelling


"Let me explain to you the kind of man Gary is. He's a man who knows that when you put another man's cock in your mouth, you make a pact. A bond that cannot be broken. He's a man so dedicated that he will get down on his knees and put that cock right in his mouth."

Exactly! Very wise words

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Let me explain to you the kind of man Gary is. He's a man who knows that when you put another man's cock in your mouth, you make a pact. A bond that cannot be broken. He's a man so dedicated that he will get down on his knees and put that cock right in his mouth.

"

Gary Barlow??

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

I'm getting an urge to dig out Team America.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let me explain to you the kind of man Gary is. He's a man who knows that when you put another man's cock in your mouth, you make a pact. A bond that cannot be broken. He's a man so dedicated that he will get down on his knees and put that cock right in his mouth.

Gary Barlow??"

I would

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Travelling


"I'm getting an urge to dig out Team America. "

Fuck yeah

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Let me explain to you the kind of man Gary is. He's a man who knows that when you put another man's cock in your mouth, you make a pact. A bond that cannot be broken. He's a man so dedicated that he will get down on his knees and put that cock right in his mouth.

Gary Barlow??"

Brilliant!

J

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

Ummm...ok.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you actually okay?

xxJ

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Freedom isn't free.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

TL;DR

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire


"Freedom isn't free."

It costs folks like you and me.

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By *KTim61Man
over a year ago

Tipton


"All I can think of is Never Forget by Take That.

So much so I couldn't read anything you'd said OP.

Sorry "

When I saw the heading that's what of straight away too

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

And Kim Jong Il is an asshole

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