FabSwingers.com forum: selling part of the wood.what now?

By *ensible lady 1960 OP Woman
over a year ago

Near Bishop Auckland.

i have been using a wood for meets for a while. The delemma is that the wood with the shed in is now up for sale. I enjoy using that shed for meets when the weather isnt too good as it provides shelter,and cant be seen from the road.now do i keep going there(its not a private wood as i did ask someone) or do i use the other part further down with no shed, as i dont want to be having fun in the shed when potential buyers could be walking in the wood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only possible solution, is to gather as many long branches and logs as you can, and make your own rustic style shagging shelter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's up for sale doesn't that mean it will become private? Unless there is a public right of way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could do with a new shed. How much is it?

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

If it is up for sale it is already privately owned.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel like I am missing out not having a wood with a shed in it for all weather fun.

Could you poke a little peep hole out of one of the walls then you will see any potential buyers strolling up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I’ve got Love Shack going round my head on repeat.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

She's ^ got her Jukebox money. $$

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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Well the other option is buy it yourself!

Then you can make it invite only!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve always wanted to buy a wood.

You have Lego lane, digger land etc, I wanted to create dogger land.

Still might, any takers???

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Just move the shed to the other half thats not being sold

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"The only possible solution, is to gather as many long branches and logs as you can, and make your own rustic style shagging shelter. "

Shagging in the shelter.

Getting busy in the bivvy.

Turning tricks in the treehouse.

Fucking in the forest.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"If it is up for sale it is already privately owned."

This. ^^^

I have no actual useful advice but I'm loving the idea of using tripwires for an elaborate alarm system.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i have been using a wood for meets for a while. The delemma is that the wood with the shed in is now up for sale. I enjoy using that shed for meets when the weather isnt too good as it provides shelter,and cant be seen from the road.now do i keep going there(its not a private wood as i did ask someone) or do i use the other part further down with no shed, as i dont want to be having fun in the shed when potential buyers could be walking in the wood."

The wood itself is up for sale?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve always wanted to buy a wood.

You have Lego lane, digger land etc, I wanted to create dogger land.

Still might, any takers???"

The doggerland dot com domain is already taken, it's "Where England and Scandinavia meet", it says here.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"If it is up for sale it is already privately owned."

Unless it's owned by the local council.

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

"If it is up for sale it is already privately owned.

Unless it's owned by the local council. "

Which would be clearly signed,stating which activities,horse riding,bbq'sfor example,are permitted or not,bylaws and additional information.Any sale would need public consultation first.It would be known to be public,not assumed "because everybody does it".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve always wanted to buy a wood.

You have Lego lane, digger land etc, I wanted to create dogger land.

Still might, any takers???

The doggerland dot com domain is already taken, it's "Where England and Scandinavia meet", it says here."

Doggerland.life is available.

Maybe quite appropriate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She's ^ got her Jukebox money. $$"

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By *aked_magicMan
over a year ago

the gutter looking at the stars (UAE)

She said,

Now baby don't be stupid,

There's nothing in the wood shed, Except maybe some wood...

;-)

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

It's a shame if a sheltered wooden shed in a wood is private and sold but able to be moved to another part of the wood to meet privately for sheltered shed lovers.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Who did you ask if it's a private wood? If it's up for sale it would suggest that someone already owns it unless it's the forestry commission or similar.

I'd say find somewhere else to go

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I get wood when I have a meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could ask the landowner for permission to access their land, but so long as there is no locked gate and the shed remains accessable you can continue to use it until told otherwise by the land owner.

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

I have one on wheels. Creepy crawly free.

Apart from me.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I now want to go to a Love Shack!

Where the tin roof is rusted.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I now want to go to a Love Shack!

Where the tin roof is rusted. "

Just knock a little louder, sugar.

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By *cotsboyMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"I now want to go to a Love Shack!

Where the tin roof is rusted.

Just knock a little louder, sugar.

Bang bang on the door baby

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

"You could ask the landowner for permission to access their land, but so long as there is no locked gate and the shed remains accessable you can continue to use it until told otherwise by the land owner."

No one has any legal right to access someone else's land or use what's is there without permission regardless of any locked gates or otherwise.How about having the common courtesy to ask permission first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't fuck where people may see you if they don't consent to it. That's just vile. Get a hotel or go to a club.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Put a sign up “if the sheds rocking don’t come knocking”

Start local rumours that the shed and woods are haunted so nobody buys it

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Am I missing something here,is this post a joke post or serious?

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

Don't fuck where people may see you if they don't consent to it. That's just vile. Get a hotel or go to a club."

And a criminal offence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I missing something here,is this post a joke post or serious?"

It's serious.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Maybe a pop up tent and an inflatable air bed is the way to go.

Might get a bit nippy in the winter, but I can’t see a shed being much warmer.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Hello

Ooh

I say

How about a little kiss?

Oh, don't be unkind

She said, there's something in the woodshed

And I can hear it breathing

It's such an eerie feeling, darling

He said, there's nothing in the woodshed

It's your imagination

End of the conversation, darling

Something in his heart

Told him to come clean

He was not who he claimed to be

Something in his genes

Told him to pretend

It was something for the weekend

Oh, come on, you know you want to

But she said, there is something in the woodshed

I know because I saw it

I can't simply ignore it, darling

So, he said, now baby don't be stupid

Get this into your sweet head

There ain't nothing in the woodshed

Except maybe some wood

Something in his heart

Told him to come clean

He was not who he claimed to be

Something in his jeans

Told him to pretend

It was something for the weekend

I'll go all the way with you

If you'll only do the same for me

Go and see

If it's nothing like you say

Then you can have your wicked way with me

Whoo

Weekend, it's something for the weekend

It's something for the weekend

He went down to the woodshed

They came down hard on his head

Gagged and bound and left for dead

When he woke she was gone with his car and all of his money

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Hello

Ooh

I say

How about a little kiss?

Oh, don't be unkind

She said, there's something in the woodshed

And I can hear it breathing

It's such an eerie feeling, darling

He said, there's nothing in the woodshed

It's your imagination

End of the conversation, darling

Something in his heart

Told him to come clean

He was not who he claimed to be

Something in his genes

Told him to pretend

It was something for the weekend

Oh, come on, you know you want to

But she said, there is something in the woodshed

I know because I saw it

I can't simply ignore it, darling

So, he said, now baby don't be stupid

Get this into your sweet head

There ain't nothing in the woodshed

Except maybe some wood

Something in his heart

Told him to come clean

He was not who he claimed to be

Something in his jeans

Told him to pretend

It was something for the weekend

I'll go all the way with you

If you'll only do the same for me

Go and see

If it's nothing like you say

Then you can have your wicked way with me

Whoo

Weekend, it's something for the weekend

It's something for the weekend

He went down to the woodshed

They came down hard on his head

Gagged and bound and left for dead

When he woke she was gone with his car and all of his money"

Divine Comedy

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Now I’ve got Love Shack going round my head on repeat. "

This

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

If you go down in the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise...

If you go down in the woods today, you'd better go in disguise...

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Surely not ? I have no locked gate, or even any gate at all but that doesn't give random people the right to shag in my shed.

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

Not sure if the people suggesting buying the wood are aware of quiet how expensive woodland is, especially when purchased as small plots. I consider the little bit I own as a good investment, as somewhere to excape to it is almost invaluble to me but it was a big decission due to the cost.

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By *oodguy71pMan
over a year ago

Wantage

I have a lovely little shed at the bottom of my garden that you are more than welcome to use anytime Maren..!!

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By *ensible lady 1960 OP Woman
over a year ago

Near Bishop Auckland.

i use another part of the wood now not up for sale.

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

If ever you find yourself in my neck of the woods, my house has a forest backdrop, and there's always my garage if it's raining. XX

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I have one on wheels. Creepy crawly free.

Apart from me."

Are we still talking about sheds.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Do you not worry about spiders?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Do you not worry about spiders?

There's too many of them. I can only worry about myself

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Not sure if the people suggesting buying the wood are aware of quiet how expensive woodland is, especially when purchased as small plots. I consider the little bit I own as a good investment, as somewhere to excape to it is almost invaluble to me but it was a big decission due to the cost."

I uhmmmmmm don't think any of the people posting are in the remotest bit serious x

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Surely not ? I have no locked gate, or even any gate at all but that doesn't give random people the right to shag in my shed. "

Might want to consider a lock for your shed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i use another part of the wood now not up for sale.

I love a happy ending..

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Invisibility cloaks

And motion sensor detector alarm systems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The only possible solution, is to gather as many long branches and logs as you can, and make your own rustic style shagging shelter. "

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