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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Tom is not the biggest fan of the French but reports that Tiger mosquitos carrying a host of diseases such as dengie fever and Zika which makes pregnant women give birth to babies with tiny heads.

French pest control are spraying in the vicinity of the outbreaks. How long before the buggers are over here. What's going on guys. It's all over the news....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How long before the buggers are over here."

The French?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Zika which makes pregnant women give birth to babies with tiny heads. "

Like Beetlejuice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tom is not the biggest fan of the French but reports that Tiger mosquitos carrying a host of diseases such as dengie fever and Zika which makes pregnant women give birth to babies with tiny heads.

French pest control are spraying in the vicinity of the outbreaks. How long before the buggers are over here. What's going on guys. It's all over the news....

"

It's alright Tom, Boris got Brexit done, so they cannot come over here. Then of course, Rishi has promised to stop the boats, and they would only be allowed to use legal means to get here, so that's fine. Don't worry, though of course, if they do arrive, luckily (despite your efforts to sack all the junior doctors) we still have an NHS to help out with these new pandemics (and you can stand in the street with BoJo and clap to show your support).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tom is not the biggest fan of the French but reports that Tiger mosquitos carrying a host of diseases such as dengie fever and Zika which makes pregnant women give birth to babies with tiny heads.

French pest control are spraying in the vicinity of the outbreaks. How long before the buggers are over here. What's going on guys. It's all over the news....

It's alright Tom, Boris got Brexit done, so they cannot come over here. Then of course, Rishi has promised to stop the boats, and they would only be allowed to use legal means to get here, so that's fine. Don't worry, though of course, if they do arrive, luckily (despite your efforts to sack all the junior doctors) we still have an NHS to help out with these new pandemics (and you can stand in the street with BoJo and clap to show your support)."

We could send the to Rwanda.

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
over a year ago

Manchester


"Tom is not the biggest fan of the French but reports that Tiger mosquitos carrying a host of diseases such as dengie fever and Zika which makes pregnant women give birth to babies with tiny heads.

French pest control are spraying in the vicinity of the outbreaks. How long before the buggers are over here. What's going on guys. It's all over the news....

"

That's very old news. Pre covid at least.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

It's not old news

The French are spraying as we speak..

These moskitoes will be here soon.

Mark Toms Words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not old news

The French are spraying as we speak..

These moskitoes will be here soon.

Mark Toms Words "

Who’s Mark Tom?

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Peoples are not listening.

Soon these buggers will be in London and then the north east.

Dengie fever and worse in the north east

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Peoples are not listening.

Soon these buggers will be in London and then the north east.

Dengie fever and worse in the north east "

We still shite in outhouses up here. You think a little dengie scares us?

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"Peoples are not listening.

Soon these buggers will be in London and then the north east.

Dengie fever and worse in the north east "

Fairly sure a short spell in London will convince them to fuck off back to France- poisonous, vicious buggers (Londoners, not the mozzies)

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"Tom is not the biggest fan of the French but reports that Tiger mosquitos carrying a host of diseases such as dengie fever and Zika which makes pregnant women give birth to babies with tiny heads.

French pest control are spraying in the vicinity of the outbreaks. How long before the buggers are over here. What's going on guys. It's all over the news....

It's alright Tom, Boris got Brexit done, so they cannot come over here. Then of course, Rishi has promised to stop the boats, and they would only be allowed to use legal means to get here, so that's fine. Don't worry, though of course, if they do arrive, luckily (despite your efforts to sack all the junior doctors) we still have an NHS to help out with these new pandemics (and you can stand in the street with BoJo and clap to show your support)."

Should the police strike,? No.

Should doctors strike ? No

Any doctor who strikes is am arse and not worthy of the title of doctor..

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden


"Tom is not the biggest fan of the French but reports that Tiger mosquitos carrying a host of diseases such as dengie fever and Zika which makes pregnant women give birth to babies with tiny heads.

French pest control are spraying in the vicinity of the outbreaks. How long before the buggers are over here. What's going on guys. It's all over the news....

"

It's certainly causing a buzz.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"Tom is not the biggest fan of the French but reports that Tiger mosquitos carrying a host of diseases such as dengie fever and Zika which makes pregnant women give birth to babies with tiny heads.

French pest control are spraying in the vicinity of the outbreaks. How long before the buggers are over here. What's going on guys. It's all over the news....

It's alright Tom, Boris got Brexit done, so they cannot come over here. Then of course, Rishi has promised to stop the boats, and they would only be allowed to use legal means to get here, so that's fine. Don't worry, though of course, if they do arrive, luckily (despite your efforts to sack all the junior doctors) we still have an NHS to help out with these new pandemics (and you can stand in the street with BoJo and clap to show your support).

Should the police strike,? No.

Should doctors strike ? No

Any doctor who strikes is am arse and not worthy of the title of doctor.. "

Maybe they should appoint a committee themselves, to determine their annual pay rise, generous expenses and substantial pension like our shoddy MP's do- who decide what the Docs get?

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By *ustagentMan
over a year ago

wa14


"Tom is not the biggest fan of the French but reports that Tiger mosquitos carrying a host of diseases such as dengie fever and Zika which makes pregnant women give birth to babies with tiny heads.

French pest control are spraying in the vicinity of the outbreaks. How long before the buggers are over here. What's going on guys. It's all over the news....

It's alright Tom, Boris got Brexit done, so they cannot come over here. Then of course, Rishi has promised to stop the boats, and they would only be allowed to use legal means to get here, so that's fine. Don't worry, though of course, if they do arrive, luckily (despite your efforts to sack all the junior doctors) we still have an NHS to help out with these new pandemics (and you can stand in the street with BoJo and clap to show your support)."

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By *ustagentMan
over a year ago

wa14

And we can put them up in hotels and feed them for free

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

Those mozzies are tame compared to the highland midges--those b..t..ds come at you with knives and forks to eat you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have more immediate problems of imported caterpillars nibbling through my front bush. Moths in the Box.

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria


"I have more immediate problems of imported caterpillars nibbling through my front bush. Moths in the Box. "

I'm sure I was going to post something but I'm stuck on a mental image of nibbling through your front bush... I'm sure it'll come to me though.

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING


"I have more immediate problems of imported caterpillars nibbling through my front bush. Moths in the Box. "
sent some genuine advice.

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