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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Probably wrong time of day for this but haven’t done it for a while and have an hour or so spare so…….

Have you got something you're dying to say?

Too shy to mail your crush?

Just wanna pay someone a compliment?

Maybe you have some words of wisdom for everyone?

Send me your message and I'll post it here

I will not post any horrible messages and any messages asking “who said it” will be deleted. Your secrets are safe with me as always

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By *irk_Dastardly.Man
over a year ago

Marlborough

I’m in to start it all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in, OP.

I've already messaged you about Dirk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for the smut

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I'll be in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In!

Off for a wank then I’ll be completely in! X

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"In!

Off for a wank then I’ll be completely in! X"

Wash your hands before you come back!

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Can you tell Dirk that I hope his Dirk isn't dastardly and that he has a big Dirk and that I don't really mean Dirk I mean dick.

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Pickles

'I so want to watch your eyes watering as you gag on me'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In!

Off for a wank then I’ll be completely in! X"

post the results pickle

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Prey

'I so want to watch your eyes watering as you gag on me'

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By *ixen13Woman
over a year ago

Cowdenbeath

I'm in

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

In

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in btw

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

In x

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By *ittleCurvyChickWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere over the rainbow

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In!

Off for a wank then I’ll be completely in! X

Wash your hands before you come back!"

Yes mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In!

Off for a wank then I’ll be completely in! X

post the results pickle "

To your inbox or on my profile

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"In!

Off for a wank then I’ll be completely in! X

Wash your hands before you come back!

Yes mum "

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"In!

Off for a wank then I’ll be completely in! X

Wash your hands before you come back!

Yes mum "

. I’m old enough to be!

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Julie so sweet, Julie so tender

I'd fuck you right now, if I weren't a bender

I'm so genuine and my love isn't free

I wrote you this poem, on ChatGPT

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By *amuelsquestMan
over a year ago

Sutton at hone

I’m im

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not in as I'm off to work but I love these threads.

You're all wonderful in your own unique ways and you all deserve to feel special.

Have a lovely Friday night xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for a bit

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I'm not in as I'm off to work but I love these threads.

You're all wonderful in your own unique ways and you all deserve to feel special.

Have a lovely Friday night xx"

People can still send for you lovely. Be nice reading for when you get home from work

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Can you tell MsWyld that I've been outside her house, staring through her bathroom window.

I almost saw her undress last night but she shut the blinds before she did.

It was the nearly Wyld show.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

In

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

In for a bit

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

please ask LittleMissMistressK

"I see you are in.

Can I be in? In you that is!"

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"please ask LittleMissMistressK

"I see you are in.

Can I be in? In you that is!""

Ooooh! I'm intrigued now

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By *MCMan
over a year ago

London/EA

Happy Friday…

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Happy Friday…"

It is now

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Out

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By *0astMan
over a year ago

Discovering

Oh … am in

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Out"

You weren’t even in????

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By *irk_Dastardly.Man
over a year ago

Marlborough


"Can you tell Dirk that I hope his Dirk isn't dastardly and that he has a big Dirk and that I don't really mean Dirk I mean dick.

"

Ha! Wonder who it was from…

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I find Preytothefaries incredibly alluring. She’s very sexy . I know I’m not her type but doesn’t stop me lusting after her

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Stick us in, the mrs likes these.

The mr

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Hi. I’m in too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never played this.... Well not for a number of years anyway! I'm in if not too late.

xx Jess

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By *MCMan
over a year ago

London/EA


"Happy Friday…

It is now "

Oh Nora!

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

in!

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

I am in

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"In for the smut"

I'm in for Jennie's smut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’m in!

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Hi Nora,

Please can you ask AMC what spray tan he uses? Xx

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Julie so sweet, Julie so tender

I'd fuck you right now, if I weren't a bender

I'm so genuine and my love isn't free

I wrote you this poem, on ChatGPT"

Best. Poem. EVER!

J

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Would you please tell Jess from the Secret Agents that I’d like to visit her beach and explore between the dunes? (And by beach I mean arse and by dunes I mean cheeks.)

x

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Ooh I'm in

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By *panksspankedMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Count me in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Would you please tell Jess from the Secret Agents that I’d like to visit her beach and explore between the dunes? (And by beach I mean arse and by dunes I mean cheeks.)

x"

Jx

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By *MCMan
over a year ago

London/EA


"Hi Nora,

Please can you ask AMC what spray tan he uses? Xx"

no spray tan here, wouldn’t have a white neck if I did! Malibu 2spf will do you wonders.

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Tell delicious Demi I’m dying to spend the night between her dynamite legs.

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

tell Mrs Rickshawed that I’m in for Jenny’s smut too.

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Hey. Can you pass on a message to PreyToTheFairies that I always love reading her posts about sucking dick, and one day hope to experience her magic

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By *ingo00Man
over a year ago

Cowley

In and happy to pass on messages

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Top secret: when I look at Sweet and Spice’s photos especially Spice in fishnets I have rampant thoughts of her roughly stripping me, flinging me on the bed racking her sharp painted nails down my chest, slowly sucking me until I’m throbbing and then riding me into a state of blissful ecstasy

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

In for a bit.

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Please tell Julie (JulieandBeef) that her boots are very sexy!

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

Words of wisdom? From me?? I don't think so !!!

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

For Ricky:

Ricky in a wrong thread, I know, I know, it's serious. But I still laugh!

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

tell Jessica from secretagents that she looks unreal and I'd love a day at the beach watching her in her bikini, along with plenty of fun. Apologies if the sand gets everywhere

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Count us in.

Mrs

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

In but I'm not shy

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

I'll have a go, can't be postie though

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?

Blummin''eck, I haven't seen one of these for donkey's!

Nice to see you missus x

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Blummin''eck, I haven't seen one of these for donkey's!

Nice to see you missus x"

You too gorgeous!

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham


"Blummin''eck, I haven't seen one of these for donkey's!

Nice to see you missus x"

We haven't seen you for ages, good to see you!

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Please tell _ea monkey that my plans are so filthy that the thought of writing them down makes me blush.

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By *ingo00Man
over a year ago

Cowley

A message for our gorgeous OP from a fine fella:

Mind passing on a message to nora on behalf of everyone in the thread to thank her for her secret service. I'm sure we can all find a way to thank her properly haha

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

In for a little while.

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"A message for our gorgeous OP from a fine fella:

Mind passing on a message to nora on behalf of everyone in the thread to thank her for her secret service. I'm sure we can all find a way to thank her properly haha"

Aw that’s nice. Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"A message for our gorgeous OP from a fine fella:

Mind passing on a message to nora on behalf of everyone in the thread to thank her for her secret service. I'm sure we can all find a way to thank her properly haha

Aw that’s nice. Thanks "

And thanks for all the lovely ones I’ve had sent for me too x

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

Ooh I’d like to join in too please Nora

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Please tell _ea monkey that my plans are so filthy that the thought of writing them down makes me blush. "

Perhaps it’s best not to write them, let’s just do them

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Please tell SecretAgents0007 that we could enjoy a martini or too with them, shaken not stirred, and imagine pussy galore at the end of the night.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?


"Blummin''eck, I haven't seen one of these for donkey's!

Nice to see you missus x

We haven't seen you for ages, good to see you! "

You too lovelies...it's only a flying visit while I put off dealing with the spreadsheets I've got to do battle with

Sorry Nora, I'll stop disrupting your thread now

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Please tell Julie (JulieandBeef) that her boots are very sexy!

"

Thank you!

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" tell Jessica from secretagents that she looks unreal and I'd love a day at the beach watching her in her bikini, along with plenty of fun. Apologies if the sand gets everywhere"

Ooooh....I'm too OCD to play near sand...

but thank you!

Jx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please tell SecretAgents0007 that we could enjoy a martini or too with them, shaken not stirred, and imagine pussy galore at the end of the night."

Always shaken!

xxJ

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Please tell Mrs from Knightsofthecoffeetable that she is a wonderful Mum and doing a brilliant job of being a Mum. It's the hardest job in the world and she's succeeding marvelously.

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Principessa has been my girl crush for a while

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Principessa, such a hot profile, so many sexy pics, sooo many naughty but fun ideas spring to mind x

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Secret Agent Jessica will you be my Moneypenny and give me somewhere hot and wet to holster my Walther PPK?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,


"Principessa has been my girl crush for a while "

But if it’s secret, we don’t get to share the lady love

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

I'm in

Em x

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,


"Principessa, such a hot profile, so many sexy pics, sooo many naughty but fun ideas spring to mind x"

Naughty is fun

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Pass on to _educing_em that her photos and body are amazing. So many naughty thoughts looking over her profile

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'm in for a bit.

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands


"Top secret: when I look at Sweet and Spice’s photos especially Spice in fishnets I have rampant thoughts of her roughly stripping me, flinging me on the bed racking her sharp painted nails down my chest, slowly sucking me until I’m throbbing and then riding me into a state of blissful ecstasy "

Wow, that's quite the description

Thank you x

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"Please tell Mrs from Knightsofthecoffeetable that she is a wonderful Mum and doing a brilliant job of being a Mum. It's the hardest job in the world and she's succeeding marvelously."

I hope so, thank you.

Mrs

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Please tell Davina that its lovely to see they have allowed her another day release x

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Tell Principessa that she’s still my favourite filthy forum fantasy.

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

For Wonko

Googly eyes on my face please

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Please tell Davina that its lovely to see they have allowed her another day release x"

Thanks Jennie...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please tell Davina that its lovely to see they have allowed her another day release x

Thanks Jennie..."

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

A message for Nic - Can I slip my cock between those gorgeous tits of yours please? Your cleavage looks like the perfect fit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Secret Agent Jessica will you be my Moneypenny and give me somewhere hot and wet to holster my Walther PPK?"

Very much depends on what the caliber and barrel size...

xx J

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By *ornyfriendlygentlemanMan
over a year ago

Mid-Sussex

Would be nice to have a meet with a lady this weekend.

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Please tell seducing em that I would like a taste from both honey pots

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Please can you tell Prey that I'm looking forward to exchanging another couple of words with her next weekend and ramping up that sexual tension a little more, by this rate she'll be choking on my cock by 2046

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Tell seducing em I want her gifs

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Tell Prey she’s more (much more) than just a willing throat. But tell her not to worry, I won’t tell anyone else that.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Fulwood

Im in x

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,


"Tell Principessa that she’s still my favourite filthy forum fantasy. "

Does it have to stay a fantasy?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Does it have to stay a fantasy?"

Only until we get better at lining up our diaries.

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Pass on to _educing_em that her photos and body are amazing. So many naughty thoughts looking over her profile"

Like naughty or naughty naughty?

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Please tell seducing em that I would like a taste from both honey pots

"

It tastes good, I checked

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Tell seducing em I want her gifs"

My gifs ? Where shall I send them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please tell Davina that its lovely to see they have allowed her another day release x

Thanks Jennie..."

Hahaha

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Could you please tell DX2019 that I enjoy having him on the hotlist, and I wouldn't mind if he posted more pictures

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

In if not too late, Nora...

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"In if not too late, Nora... "

Posh! That pfp

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"In if not too late, Nora...

Posh! That pfp "

Back at you Em...

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Could you please tell DX2019 that I enjoy having him on the hotlist, and I wouldn't mind if he posted more pictures "

Thanks mystery person. Feel free to send all pic ideas to my inbox

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Please tell everyone they've all got something gorgeous about them, whether they can see it or not. You all rock, people.

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,


"Does it have to stay a fantasy?

Only until we get better at lining up our diaries. "

Always something comes up, just not the thing I want to see pop up

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Can you tell P from Seducing Em that I’d like to collect her toenail clippings over the years so I can make a minute doll off her so I can take it to bed and cuddle it each night please

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I’d really love to give Rose-tinted Glasses a soapy tit wank and suck his bollocks through his japs eye please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Hi in

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

I'm in but I'm not really here.

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I’d love Jessica from SecretAgents0007 to brush her teeth with my knob please

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I've got a message to pass on for Principessa. There's someone in here who thinks... 'she's stunning and her smile could light up the earth.'

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Can you tell Posh that I’d love to feed her growler truffles that my truffle pig has found for her please

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Appreciating all the throat lust

Just trying to work out who joined the waiting list in 2013 to have as early an estimate as 2046.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I'm in for a bit

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"I’d really love to give Rose-tinted Glasses a soapy tit wank and suck his bollocks through his japs eye please

"

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I have been asked to tell piscean dream "I think we could have some-fin- good going on .. from one Pisces to another... "

Which sounds far too much like it came from me. But that's not how this works.

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Please tell Preytothefairies I better not be waiting that long to go to town on her throat

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I'd like to bang Fluffy chickens drumsticks

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Please tell suducing_Em it's about time her butt traveled and landed on my lap

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I have been asked to tell piscean dream "I think we could have some-fin- good going on .. from one Pisces to another... "

Which sounds far too much like it came from me. But that's not how this works."

That's a bit cheesy but I like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For Wonko

Googly eyes on my face please

"

I would if I knew who you were

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In!

Off for a wank then I’ll be completely in! X

post the results pickle

To your inbox or on my profile "

I’m happy with either

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"In for the smut"

Me too! Love the smut!

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

I'm in.....

Tinder x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d love Jessica from SecretAgents0007 to brush her teeth with my knob please "

You really don't!

xx J

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria

I'm in for this

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"In for the smut

Me too! Love the smut! "

Just changing my name to the smut

Be depole

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Can you tell P from Seducing Em that I’d like to collect her toenail clippings over the years so I can make a minute doll off her so I can take it to bed and cuddle it each night please "

I'm not sure if this is cute or not

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Please tell suducing_Em it's about time her butt traveled and landed on my lap

"

My butt does need to travel

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Please remind MissYB she knows her happy place is sat on my face And I’m waiting

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Please can you ask Rex Holes why he has tooth marks on his knob?

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Could you please tell Kai toe nail that I would love to ride his face and then stroke his hair

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Please tell MissYeuxBleus I have a big package here for her. It’s marked ‘smut’. (She may need both hands to get into it.)

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

That’s up to date. I gotta go now beauties.

Thanks for making it fun x

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"For Wonko

Googly eyes on my face please

I would if I knew who you were "

We should find out and have a whole Googly eyed orgy

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By *emptme1993Man
over a year ago

manchester

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"That’s up to date. I gotta go now beauties.

Thanks for making it fun x"

Quitter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That’s up to date. I gotta go now beauties.

Thanks for making it fun x"

Thanks so much for posting xxJess

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

I can't believe I missed this again!

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"I can't believe I missed this again! "

It's never too late x

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By *itty AmourWoman
over a year ago

just around the corner

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Please remind MissYB she knows her happy place is sat on my face And I’m waiting"

I’m my happiest sat on your face

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Please tell MissYeuxBleus I have a big package here for her. It’s marked ‘smut’. (She may need both hands to get into it.)"

Ooooh can you slot it into my box please?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Please can you ask Rex Holes why he has tooth marks on his knob?

"

Live by the glory hole

Die by the glory hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For Wonko

Googly eyes on my face please

I would if I knew who you were

We should find out and have a whole Googly eyed orgy "

You have more chance of that than me

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Evening

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Evening"

Hello

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I’m not sure what to do now Nora’s clocked off for the night. Kinda hanging around the thread looking awkward. Anyone got a hip flask on them?

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"I’m not sure what to do now Nora’s clocked off for the night. Kinda hanging around the thread looking awkward. Anyone got a hip flask on them?"

Wanna play rock, paper, scissors?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Wanna play rock, paper, scissors?"

I’d rather play hide the sausage.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I’m not sure what to do now Nora’s clocked off for the night. Kinda hanging around the thread looking awkward. Anyone got a hip flask on them?

Wanna play rock, paper, scissors?"

Cock, pussy, cum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m always late to this

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Wanna play rock, paper, scissors?

I’d rather play hide the sausage. "

I'll play x

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

We're in.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"I’m not sure what to do now Nora’s clocked off for the night. Kinda hanging around the thread looking awkward. Anyone got a hip flask on them?

Wanna play rock, paper, scissors?

Cock, pussy, cum? "

Which defeats which there?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Which defeats which there? "
It’s no rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock that’s for sure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m not sure what to do now Nora’s clocked off for the night. Kinda hanging around the thread looking awkward. Anyone got a hip flask on them?"

Are you offering to be a post?

xxJ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m not sure what to do now Nora’s clocked off for the night. Kinda hanging around the thread looking awkward. Anyone got a hip flask on them?

Are you offering to be a post?

xxJ"

Postie, even ??

J x

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"I’m not sure what to do now Nora’s clocked off for the night. Kinda hanging around the thread looking awkward. Anyone got a hip flask on them?

Are you offering to be a post?

xxJ

Postie, even ??

J x"

Anyone know if that 'my mate fancies you' thread from the other day is still alive somehow???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In.

Oh

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Postie, even ??

J x"

I quite enjoy being postie (shorts and all) but I think this thread is about full. Maybe next time.

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