FabSwingers.com forum: Can’t sleep

By *ctualhunglad OP Man
over a year ago

Preston

Anyone else an insomniac?

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By *ohntall123Man
over a year ago

Biggleswade

"Anyone else an insomniac?

Yep lol

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

I'm also awake. Not insomnia, just work.

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By *ardytaketwoMan
over a year ago

STOCKPORT

"Anyone else an insomniac?

Right here mate. Its a fucking nightmare (without the sleep part) isn't it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wide awake here too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm also awake. Not insomnia, just work."

working aswell

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By *ifeIsntSeriousMan
over a year ago

Rugby

Nightshift

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By *ohntall123Man
over a year ago

Biggleswade

"I'm also awake. Not insomnia, just work."

Mines work as well

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By *in82Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

Yep. Bloody love it.... not. Lol

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By *heFastandtheCuriousCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian

"Anyone else an insomniac?

Yep! Fall asleep at 11ish and 2am wide awake. Although I come up with the best ideas in the wee small hours.

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By *onny boy cMan
over a year ago

chorlton

Yeah what is sleep

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By *in82Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Anyone else an insomniac?

Yep! Fall asleep at 11ish and 2am wide awake. Although I come up with the best ideas in the wee small hours."

Ha ha. Oh I've lost count of the number of great ideas I've had for dragons den at stupid am.

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By *heFastandtheCuriousCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian

"Anyone else an insomniac?

Yep! Fall asleep at 11ish and 2am wide awake. Although I come up with the best ideas in the wee small hours.

Ha ha. Oh I've lost count of the number of great ideas I've had for dragons den at stupid am. "

I know right? Then I Google and realise some other insomniac came up with it first....buggers!

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By *in82Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

Oh I just register a patent on them. The wonders of the internet and Google. It's an insomniac inventors dream ha ha

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By *ongueFkYouMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I'm a little tipsy and horny as hell right now haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a little tipsy and horny as hell right now haha "

Snap lol

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By *in82Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I'm a little tipsy and horny as hell right now haha

Snap lol"

Hate to break this to you both... but that isn't insomnia. Ha ha

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By *heFastandtheCuriousCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian

"Oh I just register a patent on them. The wonders of the internet and Google. It's an insomniac inventors dream ha ha"

Do you not have to then make them? Seems like too much effort, I can barely be bothered making a bed, which to be fair doesn't need done much because I don't bloody sleep!!

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By *in82Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Oh I just register a patent on them. The wonders of the internet and Google. It's an insomniac inventors dream ha ha

Do you not have to then make them? Seems like too much effort, I can barely be bothered making a bed, which to be fair doesn't need done much because I don't bloody sleep!!"

Ha ha. Never trust someone that makes their bed.... why waste time making the bed when you're only going to mess it up again.

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By *heFastandtheCuriousCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian

"Oh I just register a patent on them. The wonders of the internet and Google. It's an insomniac inventors dream ha ha

Do you not have to then make them? Seems like too much effort, I can barely be bothered making a bed, which to be fair doesn't need done much because I don't bloody sleep!!

Ha ha. Never trust someone that makes their bed.... why waste time making the bed when you're only going to mess it up again. "

Exactly! And as for those people who iron their duvet covers...why??

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By *in82Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Oh I just register a patent on them. The wonders of the internet and Google. It's an insomniac inventors dream ha ha

Do you not have to then make them? Seems like too much effort, I can barely be bothered making a bed, which to be fair doesn't need done much because I don't bloody sleep!!

Ha ha. Never trust someone that makes their bed.... why waste time making the bed when you're only going to mess it up again.

Exactly! And as for those people who iron their duvet covers...why??"

And people who iron underwear!!! Wtf is that about?

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By *ctualhunglad OP Man
over a year ago

Preston

"Oh I just register a patent on them. The wonders of the internet and Google. It's an insomniac inventors dream ha ha

Do you not have to then make them? Seems like too much effort, I can barely be bothered making a bed, which to be fair doesn't need done much because I don't bloody sleep!!

Ha ha. Never trust someone that makes their bed.... why waste time making the bed when you're only going to mess it up again.

Exactly! And as for those people who iron their duvet covers...why??"

Guilty as charged

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By *in82Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Oh I just register a patent on them. The wonders of the internet and Google. It's an insomniac inventors dream ha ha

Do you not have to then make them? Seems like too much effort, I can barely be bothered making a bed, which to be fair doesn't need done much because I don't bloody sleep!!

Ha ha. Never trust someone that makes their bed.... why waste time making the bed when you're only going to mess it up again.

Exactly! And as for those people who iron their duvet covers...why??

Guilty as charged"

To be fair, I give you credit for openly admitting it. That's the first step to recovery my friend.

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By *ELondonerMan
over a year ago

croydon

Wide awake and alarm goes off for work in 2 hours

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By *heFastandtheCuriousCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian

"Oh I just register a patent on them. The wonders of the internet and Google. It's an insomniac inventors dream ha ha

Do you not have to then make them? Seems like too much effort, I can barely be bothered making a bed, which to be fair doesn't need done much because I don't bloody sleep!!

Ha ha. Never trust someone that makes their bed.... why waste time making the bed when you're only going to mess it up again.

Exactly! And as for those people who iron their duvet covers...why??

Guilty as charged"

But why though? Not judging just interested. That's 10 minutes that could be used to binging on jaffa cakes or watching random tiktok videos

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By *ave0070Man
over a year ago

Sleaford

I'm wide awake and can't sleep and I've been like this for over a week now I come on here to see if anyone is chatting but no one seems to want to talk

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By *in82Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Oh I just register a patent on them. The wonders of the internet and Google. It's an insomniac inventors dream ha ha

Do you not have to then make them? Seems like too much effort, I can barely be bothered making a bed, which to be fair doesn't need done much because I don't bloody sleep!!

Ha ha. Never trust someone that makes their bed.... why waste time making the bed when you're only going to mess it up again.

Exactly! And as for those people who iron their duvet covers...why??

Guilty as charged

But why though? Not judging just interested. That's 10 minutes that could be used to binging on jaffa cakes or watching random tiktok videos "

Hmmmmm Jaffa cakes..... you know that interesting, but sadly geeky fact about Jaffa cakes right?

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By *ctualhunglad OP Man
over a year ago

Preston

"Oh I just register a patent on them. The wonders of the internet and Google. It's an insomniac inventors dream ha ha

Do you not have to then make them? Seems like too much effort, I can barely be bothered making a bed, which to be fair doesn't need done much because I don't bloody sleep!!

Ha ha. Never trust someone that makes their bed.... why waste time making the bed when you're only going to mess it up again.

Exactly! And as for those people who iron their duvet covers...why??

Guilty as charged

But why though? Not judging just interested. That's 10 minutes that could be used to binging on jaffa cakes or watching random tiktok videos "

Haha. Can’t bare seeing those creases on the bed.

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By *in82Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Oh I just register a patent on them. The wonders of the internet and Google. It's an insomniac inventors dream ha ha

Do you not have to then make them? Seems like too much effort, I can barely be bothered making a bed, which to be fair doesn't need done much because I don't bloody sleep!!

Ha ha. Never trust someone that makes their bed.... why waste time making the bed when you're only going to mess it up again.

Exactly! And as for those people who iron their duvet covers...why??

Guilty as charged

But why though? Not judging just interested. That's 10 minutes that could be used to binging on jaffa cakes or watching random tiktok videos

Haha. Can’t bare seeing those creases on the bed.

Dude, if whoever you're in bed with is still wearing underwear you're doing something wrong. Ha ha

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By *ctualhunglad OP Man
over a year ago

Preston

"Oh I just register a patent on them. The wonders of the internet and Google. It's an insomniac inventors dream ha ha

Do you not have to then make them? Seems like too much effort, I can barely be bothered making a bed, which to be fair doesn't need done much because I don't bloody sleep!!

Ha ha. Never trust someone that makes their bed.... why waste time making the bed when you're only going to mess it up again.

Exactly! And as for those people who iron their duvet covers...why??

Guilty as charged

But why though? Not judging just interested. That's 10 minutes that could be used to binging on jaffa cakes or watching random tiktok videos

Haha. Can’t bare seeing those creases on the bed.

Dude, if whoever you're in bed with is still wearing underwear you're doing something wrong. Ha ha "

Haha touché

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By *heFastandtheCuriousCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian

"Oh I just register a patent on them. The wonders of the internet and Google. It's an insomniac inventors dream ha ha

Do you not have to then make them? Seems like too much effort, I can barely be bothered making a bed, which to be fair doesn't need done much because I don't bloody sleep!!

Ha ha. Never trust someone that makes their bed.... why waste time making the bed when you're only going to mess it up again.

Exactly! And as for those people who iron their duvet covers...why??

Guilty as charged

But why though? Not judging just interested. That's 10 minutes that could be used to binging on jaffa cakes or watching random tiktok videos

Hmmmmm Jaffa cakes..... you know that interesting, but sadly geeky fact about Jaffa cakes right? "

That they aren't actually a biscuit but a cake?

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By *in82Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Oh I just register a patent on them. The wonders of the internet and Google. It's an insomniac inventors dream ha ha

Do you not have to then make them? Seems like too much effort, I can barely be bothered making a bed, which to be fair doesn't need done much because I don't bloody sleep!!

Ha ha. Never trust someone that makes their bed.... why waste time making the bed when you're only going to mess it up again.

Exactly! And as for those people who iron their duvet covers...why??

Guilty as charged

But why though? Not judging just interested. That's 10 minutes that could be used to binging on jaffa cakes or watching random tiktok videos

Hmmmmm Jaffa cakes..... you know that interesting, but sadly geeky fact about Jaffa cakes right?

That they aren't actually a biscuit but a cake?"

Yep. All because you don't pay vat on cakes but you do biscuits.

FFS us insomniacs wiki some absolute shit at night don't we.

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
over a year ago

In the clouds

Not usually but I'm back to work today after the summer off and it's my sons bday, so think my brain won't switch off

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By *in82Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Not usually but I'm back to work today after the summer off and it's my sons bday, so think my brain won't switch off

Nothing worse than when the brain won't switch off.

But just think of the peace and quiet now the kids are back at school.

And happy birthday to him. You got anything planned? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone else an insomniac?

I would be an insomniac too if I had a cock like yours!

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By *onny boy cMan
over a year ago

chorlton

Could write anything but no one listens blah blah

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
over a year ago

In the clouds

"Not usually but I'm back to work today after the summer off and it's my sons bday, so think my brain won't switch off

Nothing worse than when the brain won't switch off.

But just think of the peace and quiet now the kids are back at school.

And happy birthday to him. You got anything planned? X"

Lol I work at a school..so no peace for me

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By *asycumsMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Wide awake for me.. Worrying about work. Not the most productive way to spend my downtime.

Seems I'm not the only one..

Gra

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By *in82Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Not usually but I'm back to work today after the summer off and it's my sons bday, so think my brain won't switch off

Nothing worse than when the brain won't switch off.

But just think of the peace and quiet now the kids are back at school.

And happy birthday to him. You got anything planned? X

Lol I work at a school..so no peace for me "

Ouch. Sucker for punishment then ha ha x

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By *enxxxxx30Woman
over a year ago

all

"Could write anything but no one listens blah blah "

I know how you feel xx

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By *in82Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Could write anything but no one listens blah blah

I know how you feel xx"

Me dawn and gem are listening x

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over a year ago

"Not usually but I'm back to work today after the summer off and it's my sons bday, so think my brain won't switch off

Nothing worse than when the brain won't switch off.

But just think of the peace and quiet now the kids are back at school.

And happy birthday to him. You got anything planned? X

Lol I work at a school..so no peace for me "
primary or secondary ?

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By *ctualhunglad OP Man
over a year ago

Preston

"Anyone else an insomniac?

I would be an insomniac too if I had a cock like yours!

Haha thanks

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By *ymbunnyfitCouple
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Hubby is terrible he gets 3-5 hours broken sleep at best xx

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Might be the time of year. Hard to get a decent sleep at the mo. Makes you a bit tired rest of the day

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Me but this will had been a good week. No pattern nor rhyme nor reason to it.

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By *haneleviMan
over a year ago

Kidderminster

Just gotten home, been out since Friday noon...wide awake though. Can't sleep

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By *ohnboy64Man
over a year ago

Blackpool

Zzzzzzzzz. Only kidding, just trying to make you all jealous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s just how I roll

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