FabSwingers.com forum: Are cats sadists in fluffy disguise?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When a cat sits on your lap clawing you in rhythm to their purring. Do they really love you, or just love hurting you?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Are cats sadists?"

Yes. Even people who like cats will agree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. That’s why we love them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes. That’s why we love them

Are you still superglued to the loo?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are cats sadists?

Yes. Even people who like cats will agree."

I like to believe their love is sincere when you rustle the cat treats bag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes. That’s why we love them

Are you still superglued to the loo?

Nooooo! I escaped

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes. That’s why we love them

Are you still superglued to the loo?

Nooooo! I escaped

A happy conclusion to that saga then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes. That’s why we love them

Are you still superglued to the loo?

Nooooo! I escaped

A happy conclusion to that saga then.

Sadly not. It’s wonky

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes. That’s why we love them

Are you still superglued to the loo?

Nooooo! I escaped

A happy conclusion to that saga then.

Sadly not. It’s wonky "

Wonky.... ! That's you crossed of my send a cock photo to list then.

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"Yes. That’s why we love them

Are you still superglued to the loo?

Nooooo! I escaped

A happy conclusion to that saga then.

Sadly not. It’s wonky "

An estate agent would describe your bathroom fittings as 'characterful'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When my cat sits on me she always manages to find a bit of me that is unclothed and will just rest her paw and flex her claws into me as if she is enjoying digging into flesh. Doesnt matter how much I move her foot, she finds a way back to skin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When my cat sits on me she always manages to find a bit of me that is unclothed and will just rest her paw and flex her claws into me as if she is enjoying digging into flesh. Doesnt matter how much I move her foot, she finds a way back to skin

's are so ingeniously sadistic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes. That’s why we love them

Are you still superglued to the loo?

Nooooo! I escaped

A happy conclusion to that saga then.

Sadly not. It’s wonky

An estate agent would describe your bathroom fittings as 'characterful'

Ooh I like it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes. That’s why we love them

Are you still superglued to the loo?

Nooooo! I escaped

A happy conclusion to that saga then.

Sadly not. It’s wonky

An estate agent would describe your bathroom fittings as 'characterful'

Ooh I like it!"

Why has my cat thread turned into a bathroom fixtures appreciation thread! You damn

's Huff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes. That’s why we love them

Are you still superglued to the loo?

Nooooo! I escaped

A happy conclusion to that saga then.

Sadly not. It’s wonky

An estate agent would describe your bathroom fittings as 'characterful'

Ooh I like it!

Why has my cat thread turned into a bathroom fixtures appreciation thread! You damn

's Huff.

Terribly sorry

I have cat dramas too!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Yes. That’s why we love them

Are you still superglued to the loo?

Nooooo! I escaped

A happy conclusion to that saga then.

Sadly not. It’s wonko "

Don't blame him poor guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes. That’s why we love them

Are you still superglued to the loo?

Nooooo! I escaped

A happy conclusion to that saga then.

Sadly not. It’s wonko

Don't blame him poor guy

I will blame him for not telling me to spit in my superglue before using it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cats are bastards.

Still love my two

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cats are bastards.

Still love my two "

And that is why they're such sneaky sadists.

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By *essaMayWoman
over a year ago

Fairytale Wood

A University study revealed that cats are actually gods and we mere mortals who are their servents.

Yes it seems another pointless study, but look how we respond to their commands, we bow to their will.

Interesting fact cats don't naturally meow, they do it solely to communicate with humans.

As for gods you only have to look at FAB, guys will do anything for a pussy

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By *ontWannaMissASwingCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Ours likes to grip onto us when sat on our lap as though he's going to fall off. Claws in certain spots on your kneecap is a horrible sensation

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By *phrodite_AdonisCouple
over a year ago

I’ve got a cat. She’s beautiful but I prefer my dog. Don’t tell the cat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of mine is a mid sized, dainty but super fluffy girl with murder mittens the size of a Maine-coone and claws to match. She is also determined that she will sit on you and will ignore all squeaks, yelps and attempts to move her paws. Yes. She's a sadist.

My old boy is a Hobbit. He wants 2nd (and 3rd) breakfast and to nap by the fire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amazing though aren't they?

Mine are all so different which is purfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When a cat sits on your lap clawing you in rhythm to their purring. Do they really love you, or just love hurting you?

Just last to walk to they rope stand and give nails a good stretch …

Why bother all way there to stand up , when here is closer and luckily with a spa head massage for free included …

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When a cat sits on your lap clawing you in rhythm to their purring. Do they really love you, or just love hurting you?

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try a polydactyl mainecoon. It's torture.

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By *apnDomMan
over a year ago

London | Belfast

Yes, they are. Little sadist killers

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

They are all cute and furry but would destroy you in an instant

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By *aeganaWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

Mines cool he keeps his claws out of flesh as long as I scratch his ears haha so one smart kitty. Anyone else tho he does go a little awol with the claws x

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I put a thick covering on an elderly relative yesterday as the cat was clawing and kneeding hermm. She swiftly went to her throat and face

Yes, sadists but affectionate, to suit

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