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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Verily, ‘tis I, Mephistopheles here once again.

I’ve gone by a myriad of names over the years; Satan, Mr Blobby, celery, the shopkeeper in Mr Benn etc.

Indeed, you may remember me from such Biblical stories as tempting Eve with the forbidden apple and getting both her and Adam slung out of the Garden of Eden.

Ahhhhh….good times.

Anyhoo: I am requisite of your souls good folks.

Name your price, anything in fact: What can I tempt you with that you most desire in exchange?

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I'm ginger, I haven't got one.

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

I demand a refund.

The last deal was for my soul in exchange for 48 hours in a hotel, a master key card and a virgin behind every door. I shouldn't have to specify that the virgins had to be female.

I was trapped in a Trainspotters convention for the entire 48 hours.

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By *endydick.CumbersnatchMan
over a year ago

Went for a soul exchange. Think I got conned as now have a fish instead.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Will it sweeten the metaphorical pot if I throw in some Amazon vouchers?

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

(Mr)

My soul might not be worth much, in the words of Carter USM

"Are you prepared to meet your maker

And ask for you money back?

Have you got a receipt?

Are the goods damaged in any way?"

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Sorry, i'm a bit deaf....did you say you're looking for arseholes?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Sorry, i'm a bit deaf....did you say you're looking for arseholes?

Piers Morgan sits proudly atop my trophy shelf

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